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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Loey Rising Star

Low! Whilst there for your concert, you may wanna spend some time driving along the NJ freeways checking for hitchhikers - - this made quite a story up here:

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Gah! Psilly Psinging.. . .... . ..can we manage both simultaneously?

I agree that many o' those blokes over on the song thread have great psilly potential. . . . .think we need to initiate an active recruitment program post haste. In the dying pages of my reign, I will take care of it. . . . .. B)

I KNOW!! :lol: :lol: I was just thinking about whether or not our Oracle would be up to giving us an updated Monarchical Rundown.....and THERE IT IS!

Gnick as Official Clipboard Marshall B):lol:

I agree that they need to join our psilly thread. That might be the reason for a lack of posts. The other thread is addictive.

Loey


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Loey Rising Star

Turning in my paper today. The instructions are: analyze one of the following papers - and it's worth 30% of our grade. :blink: I have no idea if I did what he wanted or not.

Only taking one class during summer (maybe) and it's a programming lab with no homework/tests/etc. And only two credits. I am soooo excited about having the summer off (well, except for the intensive stat modules at the end of June). Gonna clean up two years worth of overgrowth around the house. :D

Good luck (though I know you won't need it). Clark's working on his application to Grad School this week.

kareng Grand Master

Hi LO!

Tell Tony that Mama Karen is so happy with him! Cooking & doing laundry! He is just like my boys. They are happy to have someone do it for them but can do it if we can't.

Loey Rising Star

hmmm....well....you will want to read up on yetis, and Chuck Norris. Maybe something about Burundi. And don't be afraid of Em, she only uses that penis sling to frighten, she's really quite harmless.

This thread is always leaving me with a smile on my face and sometimes a stomach ache from laughing so hard. The only time I read hundreds of posts was when I was trying to read about the courtship of Jess & BE. That took me three days but was worth it. I'm a romantic at heart.

Welcome to our very psilly thread!

Loey

P.S. My DH is referred to as Clark because I'm Lois Lane but his real name is Rob. II guess Pfizer is like Lex Luther.

Loey Rising Star

Something psilly? hmmm...about the only thing psilly about me is I am part tow-head. First to know what that means gets a gluten-free cookie. :D

You have blond hair!

Loey

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

You have blond hair!

Loey

Why, yes, yes I do. Only part however. I have a big white splotch of white-blonde at the top of my head and the rest of my head is dirty-blonde/light brown. All natural coloring. Hair stylist have told me that people pay big money to have that type of streaking put in their hair.

Loey Rising Star

Hi LO!

Tell Tony that Mama Karen is so happy with him! Cooking & doing laundry! He is just like my boys. They are happy to have someone do it for them but can do it if we can't.

Karen - he is a totally different person this year. I don't know if the cancer is playing into it. But I also think he's adjusted to life up here. He goes to Martial Arts School in Providence 3 days a week and he seems to like the people at the restaurant. He skypes his friends. He also has a single next year so no more Don Juan masturbator as a roommate. He finally blew his stack at the end of the year when his roommate had a girl in . Flipped the light on and screamed WTF are you doing?????? GO TONY!!!! Now I don't think I would have put up with it for so long.

Loey


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GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

This thread is always leaving me with a smile on my face and sometimes a stomach ache from laughing so hard. The only time I read hundreds of posts was when I was trying to read about the courtship of BE. That took me three days but was worth it. I'm a romantic at heart.

Welcome to our very psilly thread!

Loey

Thanks for the welcome. This board always makes me laugh. Been wondering about this thread for a while, but haven't had time to read it. So I guess I won't read. I'll write instead. :lol:

elye Community Regular

****Stumbles into the rabbit hole****

***Gets up and dusts off****

HEY!! I'VE REELED ONE IN!! How positively Monarchical of me... . . .B) Welcome, Manna! Superb entrance. . ..... :lol:

. . ..And this one is not only pfunny, but has spectacular hair - - Manna, we need to see this in a new av pic!

Um, and it is true....the penis sling is all for show - - and I would NEVER consider using it on a newbie.. . . . .. :lol:

I am soooo excited about having the summer off (well, except for the intensive stat modules at the end of June). Gonna clean up two years worth of overgrowth around the house. :D

Annnnnnnnnd devote more time to personal BE lawn care, we all hope.. . . . ....

Hmmmmm...any newbies are gonna have some trouble now and then figuring out what in hell we're talking about - - that last sentence will be problematic for those who haven't been around for a few hundred pages. Ah, just grip fast and plow through -- it will all begin to make sense eventually, and you'll be ensconced. B)

Incidentally, this guy :ph34r: is my favorite emoticon. He looks like DD in her full goalie gear - - that is exactly her facial expression, peering out from her mask, as four big wingers and defencemen come flying at her with the puck. . . ..

Thanks for the welcome. This board always makes me laugh. Been wondering about this thread for a while, but haven't had time to read it. So I guess I won't read. I'll write instead. :lol:

This is the way to proceed. . . . ..you'll do fine. . . . ...

Um, now.. .. .anal glands. . . . .. . .. ..

:huh:

:lol:

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

HEY!! I'VE REELED ONE IN!! How positively Monarchical of me... . . .B) Welcome, Manna! Superb entrance. . ..... :lol:

. . ..And this one is not only pfunny, but has spectacular hair - - Manna, we need to see this in a new av pic!

I'll have to work on that, but I'm quite camera shy. Don't want anyone to know my true identity. :ph34r:

ETA: There you go! I found my secret twin and used her photo ;)

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I just want to point out that GFM is highly allergic to mushrooms. I think that means that when both GFM and Mushroom are posting, there needs to be at least one nuetral post in between . . . and somebody needs to wipe down/sanitize the board after mushroom has been posting.

Welcome GFM!

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

I just want to point out that GFM is highly allergic to mushrooms. I think that means that when both GFM and Mushroom are posting, there needs to be at least one nuetral post in between . . . and somebody needs to wipe down/sanitize the board after mushroom has been posting.

Welcome GFM!

LOL! Yes, a buffer post between us is brilliant! I've been wondering where those hives were coming from. :unsure: TY for the welcome!

elye Community Regular

I just want to point out that GFM is highly allergic to mushrooms. I think that means that when both GFM and Mushroom are posting, there needs to be at least one nuetral post in between . . . and somebody needs to wipe down/sanitize the board after mushroom has been posting.

:lol: :lol:

Um, there used to be a member on here with the name "Peanut". . .. . . . . . . can't remember seeing this person's posts in some time, but he/she may also cause this type of problem. Man, what if the Official Forum Disinfecters/Sanitizers do not carry out a thorough enough job now and then? There may have been posters all over the world lapsing into anaphylaxis, without any of us knowing. . . . . . . . .:unsure::unsure:.. . . . ..

:lol:

kareng Grand Master

:lol: :lol:

There may have been posters all over the world lapsing into anaphylaxis, without any of us knowing. . . . . . . . .:unsure::unsure:.. . . . ..

:lol:

That's where they went!

mushroom Proficient

Just want y'all to know that I am allergic to lye :ph34r: Leave me my space also.

Hello GeePhree and welcome to psillyville where speeling is opshunal and names are phrequently violeted violated, and where nothing is saykred (and there is no such thing as TMI - in fact it is insisted upon).

What the hell is it about Burundi, anyway??

Darn210 Enthusiast

...and for the record, I just want to say that I am NOT allergic to mushrooms and lurve them in anything and everything . . . 'cept maybe a bowl of cold cereal . . . and maybe not in my cheesecake or ice cream . . . ok . . . I lurve them in anything that makes sense to put them in.

mushroom Proficient

I love darning too ....

elye Community Regular

Just want y'all to know that I am allergic to lye :ph34r: Leave me my space also.

Oh, Sh!!!!!t. . . . . . . . . . . ....that's not a 'tall good.. . . . . .... . ...:unsure:.. . . . . .

What the hell is it about Burundi, anyway??

:lol: Gah! Must look back into the archives. .. .. . ....there was quite a lot for us to say at one time about Burundi .. . . . ...

...and for the record, I just want to say that I am NOT allergic to mushrooms and lurve them in anything and everything . . . 'cept maybe a bowl of cold cereal . . . and maybe not in my cheesecake or ice cream . . . ok . . . I lurve them in anything that makes sense to put them in.

Jyaghnuttt, this is just what my DH would say - - he has actually eaten cooked mushrooms on top of a gluten-free chocolate chip cookie. A dare, but then he had a second mushroom-cookie, then a third . . . .. .. . .. e9130.gif

mushroom Proficient

Don't eat too much of me :o - even out of love <_<

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

Don't eat too much of me :o - even out of love <_<

***Dons protective mask and gloves and tosses Mushroom a cookie***

I heard you go well with cookies! :blink: No need for the disinfectant, just keep your distance and we'll get along fine. :lol:

mushroom Proficient

***Dons protective mask and gloves and tosses Mushroom a cookie***

I heard you go well with cookies! :blink: No need for the disinfectant, just keep your distance and we'll get along fine. :lol:

I just ate your cookie already - trying to plump me up, I s'pose. Don't worry, there's still plenty of me left - but I don't know if I will be able to stretch as far as cookies :o That's a big ask.

Jestgar Rising Star
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Except for that last bit about having to put the bears down, that was a very funny story. She looks like alot of fun, too. Maybe she could come on the psilly forum & comment.

Loey Rising Star

:ph34r: <---Is this guy Chuck Norris? He is a bit like a ninja, no?

Chuck Norris trained and was friends with Bruce Lee. They were in some movies together. We're big Bruce Lee fans. There are also many psilly books about Chuck like "Chuck Norris Did..." things that were ridiculous and to my knowledge he didn't do . My son had a standing Chuck Norris joke thing going on with his High School French Teacher for 3 years.They always gave each other a phunny Chuck Norris Christmas present. ph34r.gifph34r.gif

You can also bring up anything here. I've adopted it as my family thread. A thread I automatically come to every day to start it off with a smile.

Loey wub.gif

Loey Rising Star

LOL! Yes, a buffer post between us is brilliant! I've been wondering where those hives were coming from. :unsure: TY for the welcome!

GFM and my son have something in common. He swells up like a ballon if he eats a mushroom but he hates almost all vegetables and is allergic to most fruit ( so its nothing against you dear Shroomie).

Hugs,

Loey

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