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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

YAY, Djokovic!!

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Jestgar Rising Star

Got the chickens in the pen yesterday, but the wee fools were too scared to go into the coop and slept in a pile in the corner of the pen.

Woke up to someone screaming and raced out to chase away the raccoon that reached through to grab. The little silkie, Mulberry, has a bunch of feathers ripped out of her back, but I don't see any other injuries. I washed her down and put antibiotic ointment on the booboo.

I had to stuff the other chickens in the coop and block them in, and now they don't want to come out. Can't say as I blame them...

Anyway, I've been up since 2 and have had nought but coffee since then.

Mulberry's tucked in a rubbermade container with a container of aspirin water and a plate of scrambled eggs. The others have gatorade in their water, which I put in the coop, and a threw in a few handfuls of food. Gatorade is supposed to help with shock.

I'm babbling. I gotta eat something.

elye Community Regular

Mulberry's tucked in a rubbermade container with a container of aspirin water and a plate of scrambled eggs. The others have gatorade in their water, which I put in the coop, and a threw in a few handfuls of food. Gatorade is supposed to help with shock.

This is somehow quite phunny. . . :lol: Li'l chickens served up scrambled eggs, Gatorade and aspirin... . ..sounds like an elite athlete's breakfast... ...

Jestgar Rising Star

I suppose y'all can rest assured that if you're ever injured at my house, I'll stuff ya into a container with some bedding and drip water in yer mouth.

mushroom Proficient

I suppose y'all can rest assured that if you're ever injured at my house, I'll stuff ya into a container with some bedding and drip water in yer mouth.

I feel so, uhmmm, taken-care-of :P

elye Community Regular

I suppose y'all can rest assured that if you're ever injured at my house, I'll stuff ya into a container with some bedding and drip water in yer mouth.

.......A Tupperware container, yet.. .. . ....we'd stay fresh...

:rolleyes:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

STILL hungover from Sunday night, this is just plain rediculous! <_<

Found this article, I guess we needst to be looking at the ring finger now, instead of the thumb...

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HEY!! :unsure: ....And how would they happen to be with.. . . . . ........yetis??

Is the reason we have NOT seen our beloved yeti for two thousand pages connected to these people somehow?. .. . . . ...

My last patient was screaming about the yeti's whilst I was trying to examine her. She better not have been talkin about me..... <_<

Mulberry's tucked in a rubbermade container with a container of aspirin water and a plate of scrambled eggs.

Cannibalism??? :blink:

:lol::lol::lol:


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kareng Grand Master

Got the chickens in the pen yesterday, but the wee fools were too scared to go into the coop and slept in a pile in the corner of the pen.

Woke up to someone screaming and raced out to chase away the raccoon that reached through to grab. The little silkie, Mulberry, has a bunch of feathers ripped out of her back, but I don't see any other injuries. I washed her down and put antibiotic ointment on the booboo.

I had to stuff the other chickens in the coop and block them in, and now they don't want to come out. Can't say as I blame them...

Anyway, I've been up since 2 and have had nought but coffee since then.

Mulberry's tucked in a rubbermade container with a container of aspirin water and a plate of scrambled eggs. The others have gatorade in their water, which I put in the coop, and a threw in a few handfuls of food. Gatorade is supposed to help with shock.

I'm babbling. I gotta eat something.

We had an injured Jay once, the first thing they do is give them sugar water. A swan that was injured, they gave her corn or maple syrup for shock.

(a blue jay not my son J)

kareng Grand Master

.......A Tupperware container, yet.. .. . ....we'd stay fresh...

:rolleyes:

There was a Tv show on years ago called "Eerie Indiana". These kids found odd things happening in thier town. ONe was some kids that stayed in "5th?" grade for the last 30 years. They slept in tupperware at night so they stayed fresh & young.

elye Community Regular

Found this article, I guess we needst to be looking at the ring finger now, instead of the thumb...

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Now this is fascinating.. . . .......we now need to look at many fingers, not just the thumb. Must have a look at DH's hands - - canna even picture the relationship between his ring and index finger....

Well, lookit this... . . ... .. seems a long ring finger means more than a long penis -- there's an entire personality profile associated with lengthy ring fingers...

ringfinger.webp

So, there is a regrettable tradeoff, it would seem. You find the well-endowed man of your dreams, and he's plagued with athlete's foot and dandruff.. . . ...

Jestgar Rising Star

I am frickin exhausted. Put hardware fabric (or something like that) all around the pen. Sewed it to the existing poultry netting with wire. Put poultry netting inside, under the plastic roof. And I've been up since 2.

Realized I missed rehearsal and sent a note of apology.

Would love to go to bed, but I need to wait until the chicks go in their coop. I may give up and stuff them in again.

Jestgar Rising Star

We all survived the night. I woke up a few times 'just in case' but never heard anything. The motion sensor light went on a few times (sorry neighbor!) but I never saw anything when I looked out the window. All looks fine this morning.

Mulberry looks great. She's sitting on her crumbles, nibbling scrambled egg mixed with yogurt. I'm thinking three days of aspirin water. Any opinions on that? Think of your kid taking a sliding fall off a bike and getting horrible road rash, how long would it hurt?

kareng Grand Master

Probably will hurt for a couple of days. Imagine getting you hair pulled out! Ouch! Poor chickie!

With my kids, if they are busy with the next thing, the road rash is ignored.

Darn210 Enthusiast

With my kids, if they are busy with the next thing, the road rash is ignored.

Yep, that's right . . . get her involved in a new hobby and it will take her mind off of her injuries . . . sewing? . . . water skiing? . . . calligraphy?

kareng Grand Master

Yep, that's right . . . get her involved in a new hobby and it will take her mind off of her injuries . . . sewing? . . . water skiing? . . . calligraphy?

I was thinking - chasing bugs, pecking the other chicks, digging up the neighbor's garden.

Jestgar Rising Star

She needs to be in until she doesn't smell like blood, or the other chicks will peck at her. Saturday I'll put her in a pen in THE pen and let them all start remembering that they know each other.

Darn210 Enthusiast

. . . yoga? . . . flower arranging? . . . jewelry making?

Darn210 Enthusiast

She needs to be in until she doesn't smell like blood, or the other chicks will peck at her.

. . . so what you're saying is that your other chickens are vampire chickens?

But seriously . . . Poor chickie :(

Jestgar Rising Star

It's a herd. Cull the weak, and all that...

Anybody wanna come chicken-sit? She'll be lonely while I'm at work.

kareng Grand Master

Maybe watch a movie? Chicken Run? Chicken little? Barnyard? Hot chicks Gone Wild?

Jestgar Rising Star

Maybe watch a movie? Chicken Run? Chicken little? Barnyard? Hot chicks Gone Wild?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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. . . so what you're saying is that your other chickens are vampire chickens?

Cannibals! Are you feeding her her own eggs????? :ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol:

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YAY, Djokovic!!

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Although I don't think he's a sillyak ?

This is somehow quite phunny. . . :lol: Li'l chickens served up scrambled eggs, Gatorade and aspirin... . ..sounds like an elite athlete's breakfast... ...

I was thinking this is my recovery regime after a long run ....'cept the tupperware laugh.gif

Now this is fascinating.. . . .......we now need to look at many fingers, not just the thumb. Must have a look at DH's hands - - canna even picture the relationship between his ring and index finger....

Well, lookit this... . . ... .. seems a long ring finger means more than a long penis -- there's an entire personality profile associated with lengthy ring fingers...

ringfinger.webp

So, there is a regrettable tradeoff, it would seem. You find the well-endowed man of your dreams, and he's plagued with athlete's foot and dandruff.. . . ...

laugh.gif

...but wait unsure.gif It only means longer. Not necessarily thicker too!

I am so getting busted for that post!

Yep, that's right . . . get her involved in a new hobby and it will take her mind off of her injuries . . . sewing? . . . water skiing? . . . calligraphy?

Just sprayed me tea outta me nose (that hurts btw wink.gif)

Poor li'l Mulberry chook :-(

Jestgar Rising Star

mullberry jumped out of her bin, on to the floor, and then in to my lap. i have her sitting on my hand with her head lying across my arm, snoozing.

kareng Grand Master

mullberry jumped out of her bin, on to the floor, and then in to my lap. i have her sitting on my hand with her head lying across my arm, snoozing.

Awwwe! :wub:

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