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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor

Wait........

:huh:

.....you have 5 cars?

:blink:


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kareng Grand Master

The chicken is adorable. I even like the big bug. :ph34r:

You know how you change one thing in your house & you have to change 6 more things? I got some new curtain valances for the kitchen. Was so happy that I found what I wanted at the first store I went to! Came home & realized the old curtain rods wouldn't work for these.

So now we have to take the old ones down, find new ones we like (Hub has some idea of what he wants so I will let him find them). After taking down the old ones, we realize we have to patch & repaint!

After that, we will probably realize the rest of the kitchen is woefully inadequate!

kareng Grand Master

Wait........

:huh:

.....you have 5 cars?

:blink:

Yes. Thank goodness we only have a 3 car garage! We might have more!

1 driving college kid. That car only visits. 1 kid learning to drive & fixing up a car with Dad. My van, Hub's car & hub's toy Miata.

elye Community Regular

You know how you change one thing in your house & you have to change 6 more things? I got some new curtain valances for the kitchen.

Uh, oh.. . . . .. . ...depending on the coloUrs of the five cars that are there, I think I may smell a sixth one coming. . ....

mushroom Proficient

A reason to go to New Zealand?

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Ah yes, this one was a biggie! But there are many species of weta, some of them near my home. If I hadn't already been sitting on the toilet I would have wet my pants when I found one in the house I was housesitting at the time - they are protected (to a certain extent, because those were the guys I was telling you about that are eaten at the Wild Foods festival :o )

Whilst this may appear to be a fearsome creature to encounter, just remember that we have no snakes or deadly spiders :D

Jestgar Rising Star

Okey dokey. Christmas lights are up in the civkebs' pen. Maybe they'll lay more festive eggs. :)

mushroom Proficient

Okey dokey. Christmas lights are up in the civkebs' pen. Maybe they'll lay more festive eggs. :)

Wrong season for chocolate eggs :P


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psawyer Proficient

Maybe you will get really lucky and one of them will lay a Faberge egg. ;)

mushroom Proficient

Maybe you will get really lucky and one of them will lay a Faberge egg. ;)

How about a double-yolker? That would be fun. Can silkies do that??

Jestgar Rising Star

How about a double-yolker? That would be fun. Can silkies do that??

I get a lot of double yolkers. I keep them in a separate carton 'cuz they're so big. I'm not sure my little silkie would be able to squeeze out anything as big as a double.

mommida Enthusiast

I wonder why my husband had to show me this you tube video!!?

Jestgar Rising Star

I wonder why my husband had to show me this you tube video!!?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular

BA HA HA HA HA HA!!! :lol::lol: :lol:

Heeeelarryus!!

kareng Grand Master

[i wonder why my husband had to show me this you tube video!!?

Gosh! I don't understand that, either. ;)

mushroom Proficient

Unsanctioned love: Open Original Shared Link

psawyer Proficient

Where is everybody?

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It's December 11th!

Eighty years ago on this date, Canada ceased to be a part of the British Empire, and became an independent country ruled by a democratically elected Parliament comprised of Canadians. Let's celebrate!!

Most Canadians are too distracted by the event of July 1, 1867, to realize that the truly important date was December 11, 1931. Confederation, in 1867, merely created a mega-colony, The Dominion of Canada, which was an umbrella government over the four colonies which became the original provinces.

But then, who wants a National Holiday two weeks before Christmas, when you can have one in the summer? :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

But then, who wants a National Holiday two weeks before Christmas, when you can have one in the summer? :rolleyes:

oh, i don't know. How 'bout we cram a bunch of holidays into December and declare the whole month as party time?

Yesterday I hiked the Open Original Shared Link. It's 5 miles out to the end and you get a tour of the Open Original Shared Link given by Open Original Shared Link.

It was very peaceful and I saw a snowy owl who has hanging out looking for snacks.

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Where is everybody?

70px-Canadian_Coat_of_Arms_Shield.svg.png

It's December 11th!

Eighty years ago on this date, Canada ceased to be a part of the British Empire, and became an independent country ruled by a democratically elected Parliament comprised of Canadians. Let's celebrate!!

Most Canadians are too distracted by the event of July 1, 1867, to realize that the truly important date was December 11, 1931. Confederation, in 1867, merely created a mega-colony, The Dominion of Canada, which was an umbrella government over the four colonies which became the original provinces.

But then, who wants a National Holiday two weeks before Christmas, when you can have one in the summer? :rolleyes:

Congratz to our Northern neighbors on their special day! 11-Dec-11 is a fine time to have celebration. Just watch out for the bars..

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mushroom Proficient

Congratz to our Northern neighbors on their special day! 11-Dec-11 is a fine time to have celebration. Just watch out for the bars..

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Ha ha!! I can just see Peter waltzing through the woods with bells on his fingers and bells on his toez :lol: And imagine! that the grizzly takes the time to season his food with pepper :o

elye Community Regular

Eighty years ago on this date, Canada ceased to be a part of the British Empire, and became an independent country ruled by a democratically elected Parliament comprised of Canadians. Let's celebrate!!

I should have headed down to Parliament Hill to see if the feds had any celebratory goings-on lined up.......

Maybe Bob and Doug were down there, doing some public musing......

It was very peaceful and I saw a snowy owl who has hanging out looking for snacks.

Saw your pics on Da Book, Jyessss.... . .. ..fantastic! B):)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Heeeeeeeyyyyyy . . . I saw my first Snowy owl last weekend. They don't normally come this far south. People are driving in from all over to take a gander because it is so rare (from what one of my birding friends said, this is like the third time in 10 years that one has been sighted and hung around long enough for people to travel to see it.) I was fortunate to only have to drive 45 minutes to see it. Last time (3 years ago?) the birders here were driving about 2 1/2 hours to go see one.

Happy 11-12-11 Peter and Em!!

kareng Grand Master

Just talked to J at Call- lugge. He said the cafeteria food is labelled gluten-free, vegan, vegetarian. The best food is the gluten-free because they take extra care when they make it. Everyone can have it, too. They make the best gluten-free chocolate cake. Everyone loves it!

kareng Grand Master

This is un- Psilly but I guess this is where to put it.

My mom has some heart issues. A Fib occasionally and an aortic heart valve that functions at about 30%. We have been managing this and we're planning to enroll in a study of a percutaneous replacement valve.

Tuesday night, she had a stroke. At first, it didn't look too bad. Then Wed, she had some odd heart emzymes and a bleed was showing up in her brain. As of today it seems she isn't as bad as it looked yesterday. It appears her left arm, leg and side of her face are affected. She has some movement. The Rehab doc saw her this evening. He thinks she can regain most of her function with rehab.

Anyway, that's what's been going on here.

mushroom Proficient

Oh Karen, so sorry about your mom. But somehow I have good feelings she is going to pull through just fine. I sure hope so. Thinking of you.

jerseyangel Proficient

Oh Karen, I'm so sorry to hear about your mom's stroke. Sending healing thoughts and strength to her. Keep us posted and take good care.

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