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jerseyangel Proficient

Ooooooohhhhh--phorgot! Guess what? I saw a phalling star last night! Phirst time ever :D


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mushroom Proficient

Ooooooohhhhh--phorgot! Guess what? I saw a phalling star last night! Phirst time ever :D

Hope you made a wish!!!

psawyer Proficient

Well, summer is done. We put away the deck furniture and set up the bird feeder and bird bath.

jerseyangel Proficient

Hope you made a wish!!!

Oops, didn't know I was supposed to :o

Twas pretty though :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

" A dozen tiger penises, a monkey's head, two suitcases of live parrots and a taxidermied baby grizzly bear...

...Sounds like an evening out with my in-laws.... ...

:lol: :lol:

Well, summer is done. We put away the deck furniture and set up the bird feeder and bird bath.

:(:(

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I'm left brain 12 right brain 7. Me n Pattee match! That's kinda funny....

Loey Rising Star

I'm left brain 12 right brain 7. Me n Pattee match! That's kinda funny....

I'm 11 right brain and 8 left. I think my brain is confused )my posts show it).

Love,

Loey


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VydorScope Proficient
:unsure: I have posted this on two different forums now, and so far... I am the only one with a perfect score! :huh:
JNBunnie1 Community Regular

It's not a competition for who's the most inflexible! Pbbbttthhh!!!

VydorScope Proficient

It's not a competition for who's the most inflexible! Pbbbttthhh!!!

:rolleyes:

Hey when your RIGHT there is no reason to be flexible! :P

mushroom Proficient

:rolleyes:

Hey when your RIGHT there is no reason to be flexible! :P

You HAVE to be flexible because of all the other people who are LEFT. Otherwise you are going to be very lonely :rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

So there!

Jestgar Rising Star

I was middlin on that right-left brain stuff. Guess I'm not so inflexible as I thought.

I is wiped. Spent yesterday running around with the pirate getting errands done and checking out docks for space and prices. He found a nice one across the harbor from town - cheaper and quieter than the downtown spots, and he can drive his dinghy to town, park it at the city dock, and walk to work.

Today he hung my pantry door, and the french doors to the sunroom. Took some finagling since my house isn't really straight, and glass isn't inclined to bend. Now I either have to cut a kitty door in the glass, or move the litter boxes. The pirate recommends moving the boxes. At least one for night time use.

Also replaced some weather stripping that Bo chewed through.

Tacos for dinner, and I am regretting that I stopped buying the big boxes of wine as I have none, and there's no way I'm leaving my chair until I head to bed, which will be shortly. Wonder when that blackberry brandy I'm brewing will be ready...

tom Contributor

Hope you made a wish!!!

Oops, didn't know I was supposed to :o

Twas pretty though :rolleyes:

Mickey always said to.

In fact, the Mick gave little choice. "When", not "If" . . ... yet w/out seeming bossy.

VydorScope Proficient

You HAVE to be flexible because of all the other people who are LEFT. Otherwise you are going to be very lonely :rolleyes:

So there!

Actually, RIGHT folk, like myself, adapt better then weirdo LEFT folk. Just saying...

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

Just remodeled my front lawn from a rectangle to a beautiful curve, by eye. Think my right brain had lovely time.

Been meaning to do it for weeks, but I think my left brain looking for a skipping rope to lay out the shape before chopping up the lawn was being overuled by the right.

Thanks Vynnnnsendt for releasing my right brain, look out world

curlyfries Contributor

:rolleyes:

Hey when your RIGHT there is no reason to be flexible! :P

First, no one is totally left-brained or totally right-brained. Just as you have a dominant hand, dominant eye, and even a dominant foot, you probably have a dominant side of the brain. Second, you can and must develop both sides of your brain.

Gee Vincent. It appears it's not a matter of a strong right brain, rather an extremely weak left brain. So sorry :lol:

So Loey......your brain isn't confused, it's well balanced ;)

Left brain 11....right brain 8, here.....and proud of it :P

curlyfries Contributor

Oooohhh!!!!!

Mindwarp just hit 100 posts! That means something but can nae remember :unsure:

Should I be skeered??? :ph34r:

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

Sorry, smartphone not so smart apparently...

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

Wooo!!!!!

If no one can remember, maybe we could all join in a conga?

curlyfries Contributor

OK....now I AM skeered! Post 100 has duplicated itself and is also post 101! This CAN'T be good :blink:

tom Contributor

Beware the Replicators!

Also beware phlipover phluids. (Omg I struggled to remember that)

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

Now I'm skeered. Maybe it is the time difference. Or hormones. Ribbit

elye Community Regular

Mickey always said to.

In fact, the Mick gave little choice. "When", not "If" . . ... yet w/out seeming bossy.

That was Jiminy... . ...and he did actually sound a little bossy....cleverly hiding it all under a comforting lullaby. He really wanted you to wish upon a star..... :rolleyes:

Oooohhh!!!!!

Mindwarp just hit 100 posts! That means something but can nae remember :unsure:

.. ..Parade?.. . ..:unsure:...

Now I'm skeered. Maybe it is the time difference. Or hormones. Ribbit

Or all of our left hemispheres trying to order and number things...repeat things exactly.... . ...Man, give it some room, and look out...

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Jiminy, smart 'lil bugger, also said "always let your conscience be your guide" :)

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