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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Did this neighbor move or did he just not put up his display this year??

He moved. A very large Indian family moved into the house . .. . . nothing exciting on the front lawn anymore. But wonderful cooking smells when I walk by. . . .. . ..


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psawyer Proficient
I've seen that some of you are making dinner. I'm going to let the restaurant make mine :) Stopping on the way home for pizza :)

Me too! What a coincidence...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Jess? She was right there, from the very beginning, and legged it out with incredible form yesterday.. . . . .

:lol:

I'm going back for a 'look-see' . . . I'll come back wif some quotes . . . just to set the record straight ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Me too! What a coincidence...

:lol::lol:

you guys should check to see if you're both going to the same place!!!

elye Community Regular
Me too! What a coincidence...

:lol::lol: Imagine that!

Are you going to the phab place that we all met for our Psummit, POeter?

elye Community Regular

Holy crap.....Sophie and I are going to a baby shower next month, and on the invitation it says that our pregnant friend is "Registered at Toys R Us".

Gads. Call me old-fashioned, or just old, but what's the world coming to? Women are registering now for baby stuff? I dunno....just so impersonal, no real thought goes into any gift-giving anymore, no one has time . . .. . .

Has this been going on for a while with baby showers?

Perhaps I'm simply way outta the loop. . . . .

Darn210 Enthusiast
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I AM YOUR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snort*

but leaving soon - - - in my three-day absence, I appoint........NIKERLER and her kittehs as temporary rulers

:lol:

gawd - I need a life (maybe a tad more discipline would help? ) :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: - Susie's dash for the finish line page flip - Congrats yer queenliness!! . . . and now you're leaving us. (hey, everyone, think we can get another 100 pages in before she gets back?)

:lol: Now THAT would be funny!!!!!!

:lol::lol: YES! Everyone just start posting flurries of "Hey, what's new?" and "That is very interesting" posts. We get ten of us at it, we'll be at 1800 within hours!

hmmmmmmmm . . .


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Darn210 Enthusiast
OK.

:P

That's very interesting. ;)

:P

Ditto B)

Hey tom! What's new?? . . . actually I do want to know this . . . :lol:

Done wif all the testing, right? Did they say when they were going to go over the results with you?

Yeah, what Janet said... . .

I mean, what Janet asked. .. . ...

....Like, ditto.......again. . . . .....

Ditto B):P

. . . and then . . . apparently, we just started doing it . . . spiralling out of control.

psawyer Proficient
:lol::lol: Imagine that!

Are you going to the phab place that we all met for our Psummit, POeter?

Indeed we are. :P:)

WardGirl Rookie
:lol::lol:

you guys should check to see if you're both going to the same place!!!

now why we go to the same place :D

jerseyangel Proficient
. . . and then . . . apparently, we just started doing it . . . spiralling out of control.

:lol: There was no turning back at that point! We were on a misson :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Holy crap.....Sophie and I are going to a baby shower next month, and on the invitation it says that our pregnant friend is "Registered at Toys R Us".

Gads. Call me old-fashioned, or just old, but what's the world coming to? Women are registering now for baby stuff? I dunno....just so impersonal, no real thought goes into any gift-giving anymore, no one has time . . .. . .

Has this been going on for a while with baby showers?

Perhaps I'm simply way outta the loop. . . . .

Ummmm . . . yep . . . my crowd all registered at Baby's R Us . . . and so did we . . . keeps you from getting a lot of duplicates and having to take it back and return it which is not something you want to do when you're 8 months preggers.

flourgirl Apprentice

Somehow I didn't notice that Niknik was appointed in absentia for three days! Did Nik happen to notice? Perhaps she did and just let us spiral away!!!!! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Holy crap.....Sophie and I are going to a baby shower next month, and on the invitation it says that our pregnant friend is "Registered at Toys R Us".

Gads. Call me old-fashioned, or just old, but what's the world coming to? Women are registering now for baby stuff? I dunno....just so impersonal, no real thought goes into any gift-giving anymore, no one has time . . .. . .Has this been going on for a while with baby showers?

Perhaps I'm simply way outta the loop. . . . .

. . . but this part is true :(

Darn210 Enthusiast
Somehow I didn't notice that Niknik was appointed in absentia for three days! Did Nik happen to notice? Perhaps she did and just let us spiral away!!!!! :lol:

So really . . . this is all her fault . . . she's in charge . . . she didn't stop us . . . :lol: . . . as if she could . . . :lol:

WardGirl Rookie
Holy crap.....Sophie and I are going to a baby shower next month, and on the invitation it says that our pregnant friend is "Registered at Toys R Us".

Gads. Call me old-fashioned, or just old, but what's the world coming to? Women are registering now for baby stuff? I dunno....just so impersonal, no real thought goes into any gift-giving anymore, no one has time . . .. . .

Has this been going on for a while with baby showers?

Perhaps I'm simply way outta the loop. . . . .

I also think this is very impersonal as well as saying I don't want your idea of a gift. If it were me I'd just go with my gut feeling and get what I wanted to get for the baby. Just my two cents worth :)

elye Community Regular
Indeed we are. :P:)

YUM!! That pizza was indeed awesome... . ...

flourgirl Apprentice

I'm out for a bit...but will check in soon! :)

elye Community Regular
I also think this is very impersonal as well as saying I don't want your idea of a gift. If it were me I'd just go with my gut feeling and get what I wanted to get for the baby. Just my two cents worth :)

Yep, this is exactly what I'm gonna do. I cannot imagine going into Toys R Us, looking at an extensive list of items, half of which I won't even touch or see, choosing whatever thing falls into my price range, and having it boxed and delivered to her house.

:huh:

Hanh?

What have we come to.......?.....no time to search for a heartfelt gift that YOU think of, and pick out, and touch? If she needs to return it for whatever reason, I will absolutely do that for her.....

There. Okay.....decision made......

Back to mini, flurrying posts!!

:D:D

Green12 Enthusiast

Salmon packets for dinner again folks....yep they were just that good I have to have them again :D

elye Community Regular

Hi, Jooooles! Eat yer salmon in front of the computer, puleeeeze.......

Green12 Enthusiast

Yes, it seems the gift giving for baby showers is very specific (much like weddings) where in the invitation you get a little card to where they are registered.

On the one hand I can see that it helps give the parents to be the chance to request what they really need, instead of having a bunch of stuff they might not want/use, or as Janet said duplicates

....but yeah on the other hand it's impersonal and kind of against old etiquette to ask for your gifts :lol:

elye Community Regular

Hey! I see Barack's been travelling on the whistle-stop train to Washington. Apparently, several hundred people from Ottawa arranged a huge tour bus to head down and meet him there. .. .

Green12 Enthusiast

Reading through Lisa and Theresa's posts are cracking me up!!

They've gone MAD!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

Emily will you want to kill me if I say I am going to watch the Sens game tonight?!?!?!

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