The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[psawyer]

I'll be in bed soon......now, I have NO doubt that there will be a new monarch by the time I check in tomorrow morning, so I gotta say this: Absolutely EVERYBODY has to stay away from the end of page 1799, with the exception of Patti. Girl, you just HAVE to be queen this time around....if you're not, I think I'll throw myself into the canal. . . . .....

Isn't the canal frozen over this time of year? Won't you just bruise your @$$ landing on the ice?

[Darn210]

I'll be in bed soon......now, I have NO doubt that there will be a new monarch by the time I check in tomorrow morning, so I gotta say this: Absolutely EVERYBODY has to stay away from the end of page 1799, with the exception of Patti. Girl, you just HAVE to be queen this time around....if you're not, I think I'll throw myself into the canal. . . . .....

I was thinking the same thing . . . It is sooooooooooo Patti's turn!!! . . . and if Patti isn't queen this time around, I think I'll throw Emily into the canal.

[curlyfries]

........bread.....

....always works!

[Jestgar]

I was thinking the same thing . . . It is sooooooooooo Patti's turn!!! . . . and if Patti isn't queen this time around, I think I'll throw Emily into the canal.

I'm up for that

[elye]

Isn't the canal frozen over this time of year? Won't you just bruise your @$ landing on the ice?

Yeah, true.. . .. . okay, onto the canal.. ......

Into the Ottawa River. . .. . . . . . .

[Darn210]

Isn't the canal frozen over this time of year? Won't you just bruise your @$$ landing on the ice?

Ahhhhh Peter . . . you know how much she enjoys describing the bruises on her @ss . . .

[psawyer]

Isn't the canal frozen over this time of year? Won't you just bruise your @$$ landing on the ice?

Wait a minute here. If that does happen, we will definitely have to see pictures to decide whose image appears in the bruise. Michael Jackson? Jesus? George W. Bush?

[curlyfries]

Wow! ...The wind is really blowing outside.

Can you hear it, Janet?

[Green12]

Y'know, Soooozie will probably get on here tomorrow afternoon, and we will be at page 1805, er sumphin.......and she'll think, "Oh, I thought I was crowned at 1700 pages, not 1800......oh, well. This is good - - only five pages to catch up on"......

That's exactly what I was thinking earlier today....I think I got Bev'd

Hi Jess!!!!

Night Em! ....well good effort on the Sens part. they really came back there in the end after some crappy play, but gosh darn it Janet it just didn't fall their way

[curlyfries]

Looks like we're slowin down quite a bit.

It's been nice having company this late

[curlyfries]

.....cheese...

[tom]

Ottawa lost in a shootout . . . .....

And one of my idiot Wildcats, w/ a mere one POINT two seconds left in a tie game, made a STOOOOOOOOOPID foul near halfcourt.

USC guy made 1 of 2.

We lose by one.

[Darn210]

Wow! ...The wind is really blowing outside.

Can you hear it, Janet?

Noooooooo . . . guess it hasn't blowed over her, yet.

[Darn210]

.....cheese...

Somebody takin' yer picture or sumptin, Lisa??

[curlyfries]

Somebody takin' yer picture or sumptin, Lisa??

....fish....

..........yikes!....look at that one in the mirror.......not a pretty picture!

[jerseyangel]

Youse guys..

I only wanna win fair and square. I always liked the serendipity of the whole thing

Em--do not, under any circumstances jump into the river!!!

[Darn210]

Y'know, Soooozie will probably get on here tomorrow afternoon, and we will be at page 1805, er sumphin.......and she'll think, "Oh, I thought I was crowned at 1700 pages, not 1800......oh, well. This is good - - only five pages to catch up on"......

That's exactly what I was thinking earlier today....I think I got Bev'd

I heard ya Jewellee . . . I couldn't tell you if I commented or not . . . brain is a bit confuzzled.

Howevah . . . When she hits that "read the first unread post" triangle and sees she's got over a hundred pages to catch up on . . . I'm pretty sure she'll figure it out . . .

[Green12]

Youse guys..

I only wanna win fair and square. I always liked the serendipity of the whole thing

Em--do not, under any circumstances jump into the river!!!

Patti, you simply MUST be queen!!

[curlyfries]

Howevah . . . When she hits that "read the first unread post" triangle and sees she's got over a hundred pages to catch up on . . . I'm pretty sure she'll figure it out . . .

There's a triangle???

[Green12]

Howevah . . . When she hits that "read the first unread post" triangle and sees she's got over a hundred pages to catch up on . . . I'm pretty sure she'll figure it out . . .

Well see now, I never do that....don't even know how.

So y'all couldn't pull this over on me cuz I never pay attention to what page we are on, I just jump in

[Darn210]

.....cheese...

Did you know you said cheese twice??? How much cheese did you buy??

[Darn210]

There's a triangle???

Well see now, I never do that....don't even know how.

So y'all couldn't pull this over on me cuz I never pay attention to what page we are on, I just jump in

GAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Abort!! Abort!!! This will never work!!!!

[Jestgar]

Did you know you said cheese twice??? How much cheese did you buy??

oh shoot. Did I miss the chicken meringue pie recipe?

[Green12]

There's a triangle???

I think there are a couple of triangles

For instance, the triangle where posts get lost......or summat like that, so I have heard being mentioned

[curlyfries]

Did you know you said cheese twice??? How much cheese did you buy??

That was just a test to see if you were awake............yeah.......that's right