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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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...back in Queen Amanda's second reign last weekend.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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After starting it, we went to work on GFP brownies. My brother made them when he hosted the family at Christmas, and they were just awesome. So we picked up the mix, and now they are cooling on the kitchen counter.

Gads, POeter....your brother can cook, can write internationally-acclaimed novels. . . .......what can't he do??

Betcha you've got better balls than he does, and a bigger deck. . . . .

:o:lol:

What is the reason, again, that your brother gives for not eating mushrooms? They are not on the same developmental level, er sumfin? It was fascinating, I must say........just canna remember any of it. . . . . . .. :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

well, while I was phorumless without a computer, the cats AND the room mate pointed out how much time I'd been spending crouched over my keyboard.

I'm gonna try actually accomplishing something today, like making Open Original Shared Link . (I'll try not to strain anything) :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Gads, POeter....your brother can cook, can write internationally-acclaimed novels. . . .......what can't he do??

Rob couldn't cook to save his life. When it is his turn to host Christmas we go to a restaurant near his home. This was my other brother, Alan. :lol:

What is the reason, again, that your brother gives for not eating mushrooms?

Rob believes that you should only eat things that are developed at the same level as we are. So animals must have eyes, feet and a spine, and plants must photosynthesize. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Rob believes that you should only eat things that are developed at the same level as we are. So animals must have eyes, feet and a spine, and plants must photosynthesize. :rolleyes:

How interesting!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
I compiled a history of the Silly Crown. Our founder, Richard, was leader for 199 pages and 374 days before the modern, post-Richard era began with Beverly's assumption of the Crown by starting page 200. Until yesterday, the average reign was 31 days, with Bev's being the shortest.

Monarch ... Crowned .. Reign

----------------------------

Richard . 29-Sep-2006 . 374

Beverly . 08-Oct-2007 .. 19

Amanda .. 27-Oct-2007 .. 37

Tom ..... 03-Dec-2007 .. 32

Jess .... 04-Jan-2008 .. 26

Sarah ... 30-Jan-2008 .. 27

Tom ..... 26-Feb-2008 .. 31

Jess .... 28-Mar-2008 .. 38

Peter ... 05-May-2008 .. 29

Emily ... 03-Jun-2008 .. 31

Nikki ... 04-Jul-2008 .. 34

Susie ... 07-Aug-2008 .. 28

Janet ... 04-Sep-2008 .. 33

Erica ... 07-Oct-2008 .. 31

Jacquie . 07-Nov-2008 .. 34

Amanda .. 11-Dec-2008 .. 35

Susie ... 15-Jan-2009 ... 2

Lisa H .. 17-Jan-2009 ... ?

What does the future hold? :unsure:

:lol::lol:

I just don't think we can do better than two days . . . that was hard work.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Good Morning Emily . . . I see you reading!!!

Look what happened whilst you were sleeping . . . are you ready for your jump into bounce off of the canal???

Yes, I'm looking fwd to the description & subsequent palmbruise-reading.

What will it meaaaaaaaaan???? :lol:

A blast from the past for Em, Gus & Elsie :lol:

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

. .. .

9.Dog sweaters ? Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

[The whole list is worth a read btw]

Patti!!!! Okay.....You're to be the next Millenium Monarch.....FO SHO!

Eh?? Skipping the 1900s???

Methinks I wanna squiggle . . .. . ....

:lol:

HEY! This was gettin' kinda personal . . . .. .I mean, I realize that I share so much with you guys, but what I do when I retire for the evening is absolutely private!

:lol:

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tom Contributor
tom
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When I lived in Armenia everyone would head out to the fields and pick whatever edible thing was growing as soon as it was warm.

After months of no fresh vegetation you'd be surprised what tastes good.

Yikes!!!! :blink: HOW long were you there????

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Yikes!!!! :blink: HOW long were you there????

2 years. Peace Corps (the longest vacation you'll ever endure).

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted
Rob couldn't cook to save his life. When it is his turn to host Christmas we go to a restaurant near his home. This was my other brother, Alan. :lol:

Rob believes that you should only eat things that are developed at the same level as we are. So animals must have eyes, feet and a spine, and plants must photosynthesize. :rolleyes:

But *I* haven't developed to the level of photosynthesis! :o Should I not eat plants? :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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But *I* haven't developed to the level of photosynthesis! :o Should I not eat plants? :lol:

:lol: :lol:

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

This latest pic is a hawk that thought the bird feeder was a bird *dispenser* :lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
But *I* haven't developed to the level of photosynthesis! :o Should I not eat plants? :lol:

:lol::lol: . . . yeah, that's the excuse I use.

This latest pic is a hawk that thought the bird feeder was a bird *dispenser* :lol::lol:

I'm diggin your avs . . . We've got a Cooper's Hawk that thinks the same thing. He sits on the kids' swing set and watches . . . and waits.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
I just have to say I was reading it all, and I wanted to post about so many things but it got so fast and furious a lot of phunny stuff got Bev'd.

True dat!!

But how long since we've seen Bevvy?? :worriedbuthopefulface: Hope she's not doing too bad .. ..

have four pages to read - may not get to it until after church but - I AM BACK SILLIES, and

I AM YOUR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B)

LMAO too funny to not quote again!!!! :lol: x1500 again

I missed this earlier.....she puts her chilluns in the oven! :o

:lol:

.. ... I was only gone two nights instead of three :lol:

How in Sam Hill does THAT happen??? :huh: :huh:

Okay, so.......

Thanks fer askin' about my sister, Patti...!

Yes, P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

omg.....We were actually down on the Rideau Canal fer a skate this aft, and I couldn't help thinking of how much that would hurt, being tossed over the guard rails and onto the ice. :lol: There'd be no way to make that less than very painful, even with the substantial natural padding that I have accumulated. . .. . ..

But *I* haven't developed to the level of photosynthesis! :o Should I not eat plants? :lol:

:lol::lol: Yes....we, I believe, are from the Pre-Photo Classification. .. . ..

I have not yet found the metabolic pathway that converts carbon dioxide into organic compounds. . . . .. but I'm looking, I'm looking!!!

So, POeter.....all live things that we eat must have feet, spines and eyes?

Gad.

Like. . . . . did your brother mean that ALL things with eyes and feet are fair game?

Would he eat Mickey Mouse?

Can they have a gazillion eyes, like insects?

:wacko:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

That was another thing that got gobbled up in the Mad Post Phlurry of mid-January, 2009 - - Jess in Armenia!! Meant to jump on this, and then.....off it went, into the churning tide of posts. . . . .

Jess was in the Peace Corps!!!

Wow.

Um. . . . ..what exactly does the Peace Corps do . .. ? Keep things peaceful. . . ...

:rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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So, POeter.....all live things that we eat must have feet, spines and eyes?

Gad.

Like. . . . . did your brother mean that ALL things with eyes and feet are fair game?

Would he eat Mickey Mouse?

Can they have a gazillion eyes, like insects?

:wacko:

Hmmmmm . . . drawing a blank . . . does something have a spine and a gazillion eyes?? Nothing's coming to mind.

So your brother would eat something advancely developed like a rat but not something like . . . shrimp??? . . . OK, I just gotta say . . . he's wrong . . . shrimp scampi is sooooooooooooo much better than rat scampi . . . :unsure: . . . or so I've been told.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

I suspect that a rat would fall within Rob's eligibility criteria, but probably not his taste. Shrimp would not qualify. B)

And speaking of things to eat, we baked bread and brownies this afternoon. :)

It is still snowing. :angry:

Susie, where are you :wub:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Where is Soooozie?? Has she come in as a guest, and been reading through her reign all afternoon?? Has she been at a mega-service at church, asking for us wackls to be saved? :rolleyes:

Soooooooozzzzzzieeeee. . ... ....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
2 years. Peace Corps (the longest vacation you'll ever endure).

wow Jess, I had no idea! very impressive - and benevolent - would love to hear more.

Yes, P
DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

and p.s.

Mr. Jenkins has a new name. He is now called Jax, or Mr. Jaxon, until further notice. He is quite cute. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Came back early from The Sur - was not a good time.

Sillies - - I will NEVER be able to read 100 pages, 'tis all lost to me :( ......I can't catch up. Going to nap, or try to, now...............

carry on!

Awww Susie . . . sorry to hear The Sur was not good. :(

Let me tell you . . . it's not as bad as it sounds . . . very short posts . . . but if you want, I will summarize:

blahblahblahblah the sound of about 4 to 10 sillies all talking at the same time

some song lyrics

some horrendous links of Captain Kirk signing (and I use that term loosely)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Ode to a Spelling Checker

This is probably the only post out of 1,500 to have true intellectual importance. B):lol: :lol:

Sorry the trip was a drag, and you missed all the phun here while you were away.

Jenkins is now Jaxon, or Jax for short. Fine, as long as you two are still together. You need a guy in your life who by loyal to you (as long as you feed him). ;)

Edited typo that changed meaning.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
This is probably the only post out of 1,500 to have true intellectual importance. B):lol: :lol:

Sorry the trip was a drag, and you missed all the phun here while you were away.

Jenkins is now Jaxon, or Jax for short. Fine, as long as you two are still together. You need a guy in you like who by loyal to you (as long as you feed him). ;)

Anybody else notice that the only post Peter is recommending is his own???? <_<:lol:

. . . and talk about needing a spell grammar checker . . . :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Anybody else notice that the only post Peter is recommending is his own???? <_<:lol:

Hee!

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