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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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BTW......cute av Jess! :)


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jerseyangel Proficient
BTW......cute av Jess! :)

Yeah--he's a busy lil guy! :P

elye Community Regular
OMG. Calgary will never be the same again. :lol:

DEAR GAWD..... . . . .....what a time we had at that Stampede!!

They may never be the same, in fact. . .. . .......I wore my penis earrings to show off the mind space of we east-coasters (well.. .. ..... . . . okay, not really all east-coast women. . .... . .. ..just, uh... . . .......those who are. . . . ... . . .well . . . . .okay, of ME). As a result, had many people asking me if I could custom-make a pair, personalized, I suppose.. . .. ..

Man, these people really talk my language. :rolleyes::lol:

Was chatting with a Clydesdale breeder about equine anal glands. . .. ......

AND:

Some eyebrow-raising, noteworthy thumbage out here......particularly on the cattle handlers.. . . . ....

Leeeeeesargh1 Just had time to scoot through your pre-wedding account........so beautiful, and exciting!!

:):)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Good Thursday evenin, sills B)

I have, um, put a hunk of meat atop a flaming barbecue :unsure: I don't think things are supposed to be done this way.....because soon, the whole piece of meat was aflame

:huh:

Completely blackened on one side - we will see

I don't know what in hell I'm doing with the man's work barbecue

:blink:

:lol:

pets are highly interested in the procedure, however.....

and Skit has gotten a WILD STREAK in him and is TEARING through the house, wiv a DISTINCT display of silleigh!!!!!!!!!!!!

out of my mind over this!!

Had quite a scare with Nathan this week, but he's out of the woods, now

Oh Lisa, good to hear. :)

Um..........this wedding.......GOOD GAWD!!!!!!!!! :lip quiver: sounds absolutely wonderful!!!!!!! Is it this weekend? Can't imagine there'll be a dry eye in the house.

Um, sillies, we are really remiss........we SHOULD have been organizing a parade for this, you know....... what in hell has happened to our manners? our planning? our hutzpah? :lol:

Suzzee . . . Derek the man-child . . . so how old is he? . . . but awfully nice of him

Young Derek is 21. Can do and fix ANYTHING, and has quite a bit of stamina for punishing, heinous things. Like, building and welding a wondrous barbecue in a warehouse in Fresno in 100-plus degrees, day in, day out. :blink: I'd last two seconds. Then crawling around in the heat for two weeks straight and many weekends of the year on his belly, cleaning out marijuana gardens, getting poison oak EVERYWHERE

eejits, all of them - not kidding *snoooooort* makes me larph (don't tell them) :lol:

Just wanted to share with you all - I'm planning on thinking today.

This requires loud music (headphones) and no shoes and much tugging of hair (not sure why this is necessary, but it seems to be). If all goes well I will actually have a complete outline of everything I've done (on one project) for the last two years. Don't see any point in doing this, except that I'll have a really good time.

And I made the coffee in the breakroom this morning, so for once it's strong enough.

:lol: as Jan-it said, this post DOES have lots of potential. I ain't got the brains to takkel it, though *yawn*

Hey, where is Mimms? and Tah-ree-sargh? so quiet here lately......

I did keep me clothes on ....Well, I did it! Got me hair cut off Will need to get used to this....it is a lot cooler, though

PADT! ya did it! Brave lady, you are ;) yes, we DO need a pic toot saweet!

Patt said de rigeur :lol:

Selective quoting . . . Patti appears to be very proud of herself for keeping her clothes on whilst she was wif Estaban . . .

Looking forward to a pic Patti . . . one of yer hair . . . and would also like to see one of Estaban!!!

yes! Photos of Esteban! NEKKID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To everyone else ((((((((((HELLO))))))))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miss you guys- not much silly or energy these days but I had fun, fun, fun in Vermont. Kurt and I (and my dad, sis and her family) all went up for the 4th of July. I couldn't find me a Champ costume. Went as a woodland nympho.

Peter and Em- I could practically swim to Canada from where I was but unfortunately, 'twould have been Quebecians waiting with a towel, not Ontarians- and I wouldn't have understood them as they speak their Quebecois French. I could NOT, however, swim to Ontario.

Bevel swimming to Canada!!!!!!!!!! this sounds so........exotic.....bloody landlocked here - takes quite a while to reach a foreign country....but maybe if I got in the canal, I could swim to.........Mendota :lol:

and, your holiday weekend sounds like somehting out of my dreams - I'm coming next year!!!!!!

DEAR GAWD..... . . . .....what a time we had at that Stampede!!

They may never be the same, in fact. . .. . .......I wore my penis earrings to show off the mind space of we east-coasters (well.. .. ..... . . . okay, not really all east-coast women. . .... . .. ..just, uh... . . .......those who are. . . . ... . . .well . . . . .okay, of ME). As a result, had many people asking me if I could custom-make a pair, personalized, I suppose.. . .. ..

Man, these people really talk my language.

Was chatting with a Clydesdale breeder about equine anal glands. . .. ......

AND:

Some eyebrow-raising, noteworthy thumbage out here......particularly on the cattle handlers.. . . . ....

:lol: x 25

crazy, nutty, penis-wearin' Lady at the Stampede - makes me guffaw - can't wait to hear more

well, finally I must eat my charred piece of flesh, and head to bed!! 'night sills ::wub::

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:huh:

:unsure:

:angry:

1:23 in the morn, pholks, and I am WIDE AWAKE. I mean, have taken full drugs (and then some) for sleep (hours ago) and.......could literally multi-task all night. :mellow:

I think it's these gym workouts (yup, just started back and am quite pleased with self) in the evenings.....might have been too late and I got too worked up?

*sigh*

and no one's here to play, of course :lol:

Well, back to bed.......

more reading and boredom............

:rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:mellow:

Um..........2:49 a.m. and wide awake, pretty much multi-tasking.....what in hell is going on? this rarely happens..........ESPECIALLY after a DOUBLE DOSE of DRUGS????????

My body is crazy <_<

and, I'd like the brain of a dullard, please :rolleyes:

doing this week's newspaper crossword puzzles now, in bed........ :lol:

blah

long day tomorrow

more later

<head hits keyboard>

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Can I have some o' Susie's drugs NOW to get me froo the ironing pleeeeease??

T'is a fine line with exercise (if only I could spell it - WAIT, edited it ;) )...it can help you sleep better BUT if you do it too late it'll make you a tad hyped :blink:

Lisa's daughters wedding!!!!!!!!!!! *sniff* :wub:

<when is it????>

Patti's new 'do'!!!

PICTURES!!!!

Yes, what else?? :huh: ...bloody BOLLOCKS <_<

..Can't remember....have a dullard brain if Sooze wants to swap :lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
Patti's new 'do'!!!

PICTURES!!!!

Gawd youse guys--I posted one last night!!!! :lol: Mark captured the essence whilst I was on the computer--reading glasses and all. B) I phigured now ya'll know what I look like whilst I'm talking to you :P

Suz--I'm wif Nik--I bet it's the late exercising. If you do it closer to bedtime, it can keep you awake. I am, however, so happy to hear that Kit has his sillie back!! :D How was yer meat? :P

Nik--tell me yer not ironing!!!!! :o:lol:

<yawn> I slept for 9 hours straight last night.....can't remember the last time that happened. :rolleyes: <stretch>

We took a ride to check out the progress on the house (they began framing :D ), and I found the Betty Crocker gluten-free baking mixes at the Kroger near there. The grocery store in my neighboUrhood here doesn't have them--I got the cookie mix, yellow cake, and brownie. Thinking of making the brownies today. :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Everyone-

Well we are settled into our new office. Its very bright and airy. The move was exhausting! I am only here till 1 today and then it is off to get Silvia. I am so excited!

We are planning on attending my coworkers post-move stress relief party tonight and then tomorrow heading to the zoo and in the evening to my SIL's campsite by the river. So a very busy weekend planned.

Paddiegh loving the new do!

Susie- a man who fixes everything Sweet!!!

Lisa- the wedding sounds so nice. Our first dance was to From this Moment by Shania Twain and my dad and I danced to Butteryfly Kisses....we both sobbed the entire time. I still have a hard time listening to that song....

Hope all my other sillies are well!

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Amanda--enjoy your weekend!!! It sounds great :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Gawd youse guys--I posted one last night!!!! :lol: Mark captured the essence whilst I was on the computer--reading glasses and all. B) I phigured now ya'll know what I look like whilst I'm talking to you :P

Ummm . . . then why aren't you larphing yer arse off??? . . . Nice do :D . . . now where's Estaban??? *giggle*

Well, we are outta here in about 15 minutes. Youse psillies stay out of trouble. I'll try to check in . . . I hear this place has wireless and we're taking our laptop . . . Smakl calls it a labtop :lol:

elye Community Regular

Howdeeeeeeeeeigh, Pardners! :lol:

Drive-by. ...... ... ......actually, a chuck-wagon swing-by. .. . . . ........

Great photo, Pahtee! You look calm, intelligent and ponderous whilst you peruse our psilly musings... . . .. .....

Are you asleep now, Psoooooze? Hope so. . . . . ....

jerseyangel Proficient

Safe trip, Jan-it! Don't forget to hook up that labtop from time to time and to say hi :D

Jestgar Rising Star
I'll try to check in . . . I hear this place has wireless and we're taking our laptop . . . Smakl calls it a labtop :lol:

For some reason I find this quite amusing. Trying to figure out what a labtop would actually be...

You look fab Patti, but do try to <snort> next time your pic is took.

mimommy Contributor

Good aft every bodee. Looks like I've missed a lot :)

Not much to say. Been busy with kid(s) (took on a couple extra for a short stint). Lots of cheap summer activities going on--took the monsters children bowling (had a coupon), took them to open swim ($2 each), took them to the township fireworks display ($2-3K in taxes)...

Hearing "I'm bored! We never do anything!"~priceless! <_<

I'm definitely feeling my age, folks. The list of complaints is thus:

Stubbed toe, mosquito bite, husband kicks me in the night.

Wrinkles, knees, ovaries,

pollen in the air is making me sneeze.

Chlorine made my hair like straw,

men used to ogle--now they guffaw.

Once called "young and full of life"--

now called "mommy, ma'am, and wife".

House is dirty and disorganised.

My favorite old jeans won't go past my fat thighs.

Receding gums and senstive teeth

are other things that cause me grief.

Getting old like this really stinks,

and not much fun, me thinks.

:blink::(:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
Getting old like this really stinks,

and not much fun, me thinks.

:blink::(:rolleyes:

I hear ya, girlphriend :(

curlyfries Contributor
Um..........this wedding.......GOOD GAWD!!!!!!!!! :lip quiver: sounds absolutely wonderful!!!!!!! Is it this weekend? Can't imagine there'll be a dry eye in the house.

Um, sillies, we are really remiss........we SHOULD have been organizing a parade for this, you know....... what in hell has happened to our manners? our planning? our hutzpah? :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

The wedding is August 1st and WE ARE NOT READY!!!!!!!

1:23 in the morn, pholks, and I am WIDE AWAKE.

*sigh*

and no one's here to play, of course :lol:

Suzeeeee!!!!! We used to be good at coordinating our late-nite cyber chats......wot happened????

I'm definitely feeling my age, folks. The list of complaints is thus:

Stubbed toe, mosquito bite, husband kicks me in the night.

Wrinkles, knees, ovaries,

pollen in the air is making me sneeze.

Chlorine made my hair like straw,

men used to ogle--now they guffaw.

Once called "young and full of life"--

now called "mommy, ma'am, and wife".

House is dirty and disorganised.

My favorite old jeans won't go past my fat thighs.

Receding gums and senstive teeth

are other things that cause me grief.

Getting old like this really stinks,

and not much fun, me thinks.

:blink::(:rolleyes:

:lol::lol:<_<

Couldn't've said it better meself!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Stubbed toe, mosquito bite, husband kicks me in the night.

Wrinkles, knees, ovaries,

pollen in the air is making me sneeze.

Chlorine made my hair like straw,

men used to ogle--now they guffaw.

Once called "young and full of life"--

now called "mommy, ma'am, and wife".

House is dirty and disorganised.

My favorite old jeans won't go past my fat thighs.

Receding gums and senstive teeth

are other things that cause me grief.

Getting old like this really stinks,

and not much fun, me thinks.

:blink::(:rolleyes:

The older I get

the more I see

that what is wrong

is not with me

My wrinkled smile

is quick and broad

I now find "unique"

what I once thought "odd"

My baggy jeans

can go anywhere

I don't waste my time

'doing' my hair

I've funny friends

and hearty laughs

mostly from

my aging gaffs

I wouldn't change

the world I've learned

and never trade

the strength I've earned

true beauty comes

once years have turned

elye Community Regular
true beauty comes

once years have turned

Okay, we are all, then, freakin' gorgeous. . . ......... :lol:

I am tres fatiguee.

Too much driving, too many different beds in ten nights. Haven't slept with me husband in some time - - been trying to sleep whilst bunking with my snoring, thrashing, mumbling dear daughter......she, however, is the better of the two, for The Ripper kicks like Beckham.

DH has been quite obviously glutened in the last few days, as he is farting like no one can imagine. Our room, at times, smells very like the cattle barn at the Stampede.

Yee haw.

:rolleyes:

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Too much driving, too many different beds in ten nights. Haven't slept with me husband in some time - -

pardon?? :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Okay, we are all, then, freakin' gorgeous. . . ......... :lol:

I am tres fatiguee.

Too much driving, too many different beds in ten nights. Haven't slept with me husband in some time - - been trying to sleep whilst bunking with my snoring, thrashing, mumbling dear daughter......she, however, is the better of the two, for The Ripper kicks like Beckham.

DH has been quite obviously glutened in the last few days, as he is farting like no one can imagine. Our room, at times, smells very like the cattle barn at the Stampede.

Yee haw.

:rolleyes:

:lol:

Cumbersome to split post on the labtop so . . . will just have to say the whole thing was heelarryus.

Mimms, loved yer priceless post as well.

. . . and fan-parking-tastic poetry.

We're here!!! I just want to say the Lake Michigan is phreakin' phreezing . . . hope the pool is warmer. Fish are really biting . . . but they all seem to be about 3 inches long . . . but the kids are happy with that.

More later psillies . . . Suezee, still sleeping?

elye Community Regular

Dear gawd... .. . ......glutening over the last few days via DH, and THEN a blocked toilet via one who is not 'fessing up. <_<

It is a good thing, methinks, that we are outta here today, and off to Banff. Fresh mountain air, stronger capacity toilets.....and we each get our own bed. B)

Jyaghnutt's checkin' in, too! :)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Can I have some o' Susie's drugs NOW to get me froo the ironing pleeeeease??

T'is a fine line with exercise (if only I could spell it - WAIT, edited it ;) )...it can help you sleep better BUT if you do it too late it'll make you a tad hyped :blink:

Lisa's daughters wedding!!!!!!!!!!! *sniff* :wub: <when is it????>

Patti's new 'do'!!!

PICTURES!!!!

Yes, what else?? :huh: ...bloody BOLLOCKS <_<

..Can't remember....have a dullard brain if Sooze wants to swap :lol:

DITTO THIS WHOLE POST. THANKS FOR LETTING ME STEAL IT-DULLARD BRAIN HERE TOO

GLAD TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GREAT TRIP.

Gawd youse guys--I posted one last night!!!! :lol: Mark captured the essence whilst I was on the computer--reading glasses and all. B) I phigured now ya'll know what I look like whilst I'm talking to you :P

We took a ride to check out the progress on the house (they began framing :D ), and I found the Betty Crocker gluten-free baking mixes at the Kroger near there. The grocery store in my neighboUrhood here doesn't have them--I got the cookie mix, yellow cake, and brownie. Thinking of making the brownies today. :)

LOVE YOUR HAIR

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE A PHOTO OF THE FRAMED NEW HOUSE.

WISH I COULD FIND THE BC MIXES. GLAD FOR YOU THO

Morning Everyone-

Well we are settled into our new office. Its very bright and airy. The move was exhausting! I am only here till 1 today and then it is off to get Silvia. I am so excited!

We are planning on attending my coworkers post-move stress relief party tonight and then tomorrow heading to the zoo and in the evening to my SIL's campsite by the river. So a very busy weekend planned.

Paddiegh loving the new do!

Susie- a man who fixes everything Sweet!!!

Lisa- the wedding sounds so nice. Our first dance was to From this Moment by Shania Twain and my dad and I danced to Butteryfly Kisses....we both sobbed the entire time. I still have a hard time listening to that song....

Hope all my other sillies are well!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AMANDA

House is dirty and disorganised.

My favorite old jeans won't go past my fat thighs.

Receding gums and senstive teeth

are other things that cause me grief.

Getting old like this really stinks,

and not much fun, me thinks.

:blink::(:rolleyes:

LOVED IT ALL BUT THIS LAST PART THE BEST

:lol::lol::lol:

The wedding is August 1st and WE ARE NOT READY!!!!!!!

SO HAPPY TO HEAR ALL ABOUT THIS GREAT WEDDING COMING UP

It is a good thing, methinks, that we are outta here today, and off to Banff. Fresh mountain air, stronger capacity toilets.....and we each get our own bed. B)

ENJOY em

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Can I have some o' Susie's drugs NOW to get me froo the ironing pleeeeease??

T'is a fine line with exercise (if only I could spell it - WAIT, edited it )...it can help you sleep better BUT if you do it too late it'll make you a tad hyped

Lisa's daughters wedding!!!!!!!!!!! *sniff*

<when is it????>

Patti's new 'do'!!!

PICTURES!!!!

Yes, what else?? ...bloody BOLLOCKS

..Can't remember....have a dullard brain if Sooze wants to swap

Nikkel :lol: x 55

this whole thing cracked me up

Yes, definitely, I"ll send you some o' these drugs for ironing - they certainly don't induce sleep :blink:

I'm tellin youse guys, I just got a new lorazepam prescription, and it was a different manufacturer, about which the pharmacist informed me. Well, these new pills don't do CRAP, so I have to somehow have them give me back the old kind, which worked with just half a miligram. <_<

Evil.

Gawd youse guys--I posted one last night!!!! Mark captured the essence whilst I was on the computer--reading glasses and all. I phigured now ya'll know what I look like whilst I'm talking to you

PAD-TEA!!!!!!!!!! You look so gosh-darned cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love the new 'do and the spectacles, and the wry psillie psmile :)

Morning Everyone-

Well we are settled into our new office. Its very bright and airy. The move was exhausting! I am only here till 1 today and then it is off to get Silvia. I am so excited!

We are planning on attending my coworkers post-move stress relief party tonight and then tomorrow heading to the zoo and in the evening to my SIL's campsite by the river. So a very busy weekend planned.

this sounds fab!!!!!! campsite by the river? does your sister live there? :lol:

Howdeeeeeeeeeigh, Pardners! :lol:

Drive-by. ...... ... ......actually, a chuck-wagon swing-by. .. . . . ........

Okay......I know I have missed some pages from when I was gone, but WHAT IN HELL is Slim Shady actually doing in Calgary? what in hell is this stampede/chuck wagon? Is she making this up? :lol: :lol:

and oh dear - the pharting and glutenings and clogged toilets and sleeping with different bed partners :lol: hopefully this will all be cleared up in Banffphffff

Good aft every bodee. Looks like I've missed a lot :)

Not much to say. Been busy with kid(s) (took on a couple extra for a short stint). Lots of cheap summer activities going on--took the monsters children bowling (had a coupon), took them to open swim ($2 each), took them to the township fireworks display ($2-3K in taxes)...

Hearing "I'm bored! We never do anything!"~priceless! <_<

I'm definitely feeling my age, folks. The list of complaints is thus:

Stubbed toe, mosquito bite, husband kicks me in the night.

Wrinkles, knees, ovaries,

pollen in the air is making me sneeze.

Chlorine made my hair like straw,

men used to ogle--now they guffaw.

Once called "young and full of life"--

now called "mommy, ma'am, and wife".

House is dirty and disorganised.

My favorite old jeans won't go past my fat thighs.

Receding gums and senstive teeth

are other things that cause me grief.

Getting old like this really stinks,

and not much fun, me thinks.

OMG :lol:

this whole thing was just........superb, Mimms, really quite brill!!!!!!!!!!

The wedding is August 1st and WE ARE NOT READY!!!!!!!

PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!! this is a cry for help if I've ever heard one!!!!!!!!!! we MUST organize ourselves and work toward Leesargh's cause!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay -

I'll ring the court jester and have his soiled robes dry-cleaned.

Emm, track down our yeti up there in Banff and then DO begin braiding the seashells into his hair, for God's sake!!!!!!!

Amanda, maybe you can find some woodland nymphos in that riparian campsite?!

Nikerler, ingest some of my "sleep" drugs and begin ironing the tablecloths.

Mimms, I'm putting you in charge of organizing the parade and the marshmallows to shoot from the guns.

Geoss, you will be bringing squirrels, civkebs, and cats. I don't know what for, though. :lol:

everyone else, start amassing huge quantities of al-kee-haul (mainly absinthe), psuper psoakers, and Betty Crocker mixes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't worry Leese, we'll have yer wedding shaped up in no time. ;)

The older I get

the more I see

that what is wrong

is not with me

My wrinkled smile

is quick and broad

I now find "unique"

what I once thought "odd"

My baggy jeans

can go anywhere

I don't waste my time

'doing' my hair

I've funny friends

and hearty laughs

mostly from

my aging gaffs

I wouldn't change

the world I've learned

and never trade

the strength I've earned

true beauty comes

once years have turned

:lol: excellent

We're here!!! I just want to say the Lake Michigan is phreakin' phreezing . . . hope the pool is warmer. Fish are really biting . . . but they all seem to be about 3 inches long . . . but the kids are happy with that.

More later psillies . . . Suezee, still sleeping?

WHOT? freezing? I'll be there soon!

****************************************

OMG!!!!!!!! My Skit just went PSYCHO and attacked the Weez VERY seriously and severely, now he's tearing around shrieking and acting most distinctly crazy and disturbed :unsure:

WIH is going on

:huh:

more later, picking up a DELISH pizza from Pizza Fusion and taking it to Janie's for lunch - am ecstatic (and, mommy pays for it)

HI JUDITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

What has gotten into the Skitster :o Poor Weez, she probably just doesn't know what to expect from him anymore.....give the Weezel a hug from me :) She's a very patient big sister :D

Enjoy that pizza, Suz. I've been making pizza a lot since I can eat cheese again :lol: It's the poifect phood, as far as I'm concerned. :rolleyes:

Psills--I made the Betty Crocker brownies yesterday wif oil instead of butter (cuz I didn't have any on hand). They taste exactly like the old Batty Crocker brownies, which happened to be me phav mix ever! I added a bunch of chopped walnuts, too.

Last night, Mark and I listened to Earth, Wind and Fire, and Chicago in the park. They were playing in the pavillion, which is open-air, so you can hear the music all over the neighborhood.

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    • knitty kitty
      @tiffanygosci, Hello.  I apologize for your thread being hijacked.   I recognize your symptoms as being similar to what I experienced, the migraines, food and chemical sensitivities, hives, nausea, the numbness and tingling, joint pain, tummy problems, sleep problems, emotional lability, and the mom brain.  My cycle returned early after I had my son, and I became pregnant again with all my symptoms worsening.  Unfortunately, I lost that baby.  In hindsight, I recognized that I was suffering so much from Thiamine deficiency and other nutritional deficiencies that I was not able to carry it.   Celiac Disease affects the absorption of nutrients from our food.  There's eight B vitamins that must be replenished every day.  Thiamine Vitamin B1 becomes depleted first because it cannot be stored very long, less than two weeks.  Other B vitamins can be stored for two months or so.  But Thiamine can get low enough to produce symptoms in as little as three days.  As the thiamine level gets lower, symptoms worsen.  Early symptoms like fatigue and anxiety are often attributed to life situations, and so frequently go unrecognized by medical professionals who "have a pill for that".   I used to get severe migraines and vomiting after gluten consumption.  Thiamine and the other B vitamins are needed to turn carbohydrates, fats and proteins into fuel for our bodies.  With a large influx of carbohydrates from gluten containing foods, the demand for Thiamine increases greatly.  Available thiamine can be depleted quickly, resulting in suddenly worsening symptoms.  Emotional stress or trauma, physical activity (athletes and laborers) and physiological stresses like pregnancy or injury (even surgery or infection) increase the need for Thiamine and can precipitate a thiamine insufficiency. Pregnancy requires more thiamine, not just for the mother, but for the child as well.  The mother's Thiamine stores are often depleted trying to meet the higher demand of a growing fetus.  Thiamine insufficiency can affect babies in utero and after birth (autism, ADHD).  Having babies close together doesn't allow time for the mother to replenish thiamine stores sufficiently.   Thiamine insufficiency can cause migraines, pins and needles (paresthesia), and gastrointestinal Beriberi (gas, bloating, diarrhea or constipation, back pain).   Thiamine deficiency can cause blurry vision, difficulty focusing, and affect the eyes in other ways.  Thiamine deficiency can damage the optic nerves.  I have permanent vision problems.  High histamine levels can make your brain feel like it's on fire or swelling inside your cranium.  High histamine levels can affect behavior and mood.  Histamine is released by Mast Cells as part of the immune system response to gluten.  Mast Cells need Thiamine to regulate histamine release.  Mast Cells without sufficient thiamine release histamine at the slightest provocation.  This shows up as sensitivities to foods, smelly chemicals, plants, and dust mites.  Thiamine and the other B vitamins are needed to lower histamine levels.  Vitamin D is needed to calm the immune system and to regulate our hormones.  Menstrual irregularities can be caused by low Vitamin D.   Celiac Disease is a disease if Malabsorption of Nutrients.  We must take great care to eat a nutritionally dense diet.  Our bodies cannot make vitamins.  We must get them from what we eat.  Supplementation with essential vitamins and minerals is warranted while we are healing and to ensure we don't become deficient over time.  Our bodies will not function properly without essential vitamins and minerals.  Doctors have swept their importance under the rug in favor of a pill that covers the symptoms but doesn't resolve the underlying issue of malnutrition. Do talk to your doctor and dietician about checking for nutritional deficiencies.  Most blood tests for the eight B vitamins do not reflect how much is available or stored inside cells.  Blood tests reflect how much is circulating in the blood stream, the transportation system.  Blood levels can be "normal" while a deficiency exists inside cells where the vitamins are actually used.  The best way to see if you're low in B vitamins is to take a B Complex, and additional Thiamine and look for improvement.   Most vitamin supplements contain Thiamine Mononitrate, which is not easily absorbed nor utilized by the body.  Only thirty percent of thiamine mononitrate listed on the label is absorbed, less is actually utilized.  This is because thiamine mononitrate is shelf stable, it won't breakdown sitting on a shelf in the grocery store.  It's so hard to breakdown, our bodies don't absorb it and can't turn it into a form the body can use.  Take Thiamine in the form Benfotiamine or TTFD (tetrahydrofurfuryl disulfide) which the body can utilize much better.  (Ask for an Erythrocyte Transketolace Activity test for Thiamine level.  Though not accurate, this test does better picking up on a thiamine deficiency than a blood test.) Are you keeping your babies on a gluten free diet?  This can prevent genetically susceptible children from developing Celiac Disease.   P. S. Interesting Reading  Thiamine deficiency in pregnancy and lactation: implications and present perspectives https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10158844/ Descriptive spectrum of thiamine deficiency in pregnancy: A potentially preventable condition https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37458305/ B vitamins and their combination could reduce migraine headaches: A randomized double-blind controlled trial https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9860208/
    • trents
      @Riley, on this forum we sometimes get reports from people with similar experiences as you. That is, their celiac disease seems to go into remission. Typically, that doesn't last. At age 18 you are at your physical-biological peek in life where your body is stronger than it will ever be and it is able to fight well against many threats and abuses. As Wheatwacked pointed out, absence of symptoms is not always a reliable indicator that no damage is being done to the body. I was one of those "silent" celiacs with no symptoms, or at least very minor symptoms, whose body was being slowly damaged for many years before the damage became pronounced enough to warrant investigation, leading to a diagnosis. By that time I had suffered significant bone demineralization and now I suffer with back and neck problems. Please, if you choose to continue consuming gluten, which I do not recommend, at least get tested regularly so that you won't get caught in the silent celiac trap down the road like I did. You really do not outgrow celiac disease. It is baked into the genes. Once the genes get triggered, as far as we know, they are turned on for good. Social rejection is something most celiacs struggle with. Being compliant with the gluten free diet places restrictions on what we can eat and where we can eat. Our friends usually try to work with us at first but then it gets to be a drag and we begin to get left out. We often lose some friends in the process but we also find out who really are our true friends. I think the hardest hits come at those times when friends spontaneously say, "Hey, let's go get some burgers and fries" and you know you can't safely do that. One way to cope in these situations is to have some ready made gluten-free meals packed in the fridge that you can take with you on the spot and still join them but eat safely. Most "real" friends will get used to this and so will you. Perhaps this little video will be helpful to you.  
    • Wheatwacked
      @Riley., Welcome to the forum.   It was once believed that Celiac Disease was only a childhood disease and it can be outgrown.  That was before 1951, before gluten was discovered to be cause of Celiac Disease, also called Infantilism.  Back then Cileac Disease was thought to be only a gastro intestinal disease, once you  "outgrew" the colicky phase, you were cured. You were so lucky to be diagnosed at 5 years old so your developing years were normal.  Gluten can affect multiple systems.  The nervous system, your intellegence. The muscules, skeleton. It can cause neurological issues like brain fog, anxiety, and peripheral neuropathy.  It can cause joint pain, muscle weakness, and skin rashes. Epilepsy is 1.8 times more prevalent in patients with celiac disease, compared to the general population. Because through malabsorption and food avoidances, it causes vitamin D and numerouus other essential nutrient deficiencies, it allows allergies, infections, poor growth, stuffy sinuses and eustacian tubes. There is even a catagory of celiac disease called "Silent Celiac".  Any symptoms are explained away as this, that or the other thing. Gluten is one of the most addictive substances we consume.  Activating the Opiod receptors in our cells, it can numb us to the damage that it, and other foods are causing.  It has become socially acceptable to eat foods that make us feel sick.  "There's a pill for that".   It is generally accepted that n fact you are weird if you don't. The hardest part is that if you don't eat gluten you will feel great and think why not.  But slowly it will effect you, you'll be diagnosed with real diseases that you don't have. You'll be more susseptable to other autoimmune diseases.  As you read through the posts here, notice how many are finally dianosed, after years of suffering at older ages.  Is it worth it? I think not. Perhaps this book will help:  Here is a list of possible symptoms:   
    • Riley.
      Hi! Im Riley, 18 years old and have been diagnosed for 13 years.. the testing started bc I stopped growing and didn’t gain any weight and was really small and thin for my age.  I got diagnosed when I was 5 and have been living gluten free since, in elementary and middle school it was hard for me and I kept contaminating myself bc I wanted to fit in with my friends so so badly. I ate gluten secretly at school and mostly regretted it 30 minutes later.  I’ve had symptoms like diarrhea, nausea, headaches, stomachaches, threw up a lot and was really emotional.  In 2022 I really started working on myself and tried to stay gluten free and if I did eat gluten I wouldn’t tell anyone and suffer in silence.  Last year in July I begged my mom to let me „cheat“ one day bc I just wanted to fit in… I ate a lot of different stuff, all the stuff I missed out on in my childhood like nuggets, pizza and all that.. I didn’t have symptoms that day and was doing really fine My mom and I wanted to test how far we can go and said we would test it for 12 weeks to get my blood taken after to see if I’m doing good or if symptoms start showing  As a now 18 year old girl who finally gained a normal weight and doesn’t get symptoms I’m to scared to get tested/my blood taken cuz I finally found comfort in food and it got so much easier for me and my family.  A year and 4 months later i still didn’t get any symptoms and have been eating gluten daily.  I’m scared to get tested/my blood taken cuz what if I’m actually not fine and have to go back to eating gluten free. Any tips to get over that fear and „suck it up“ cuz I know I could seriously damage my body… sorry if I seem like a idiot here… just don’t really know what to do :,)
    • Mari
      There is much helpful 'truth' posted on this forum. Truths about Celiac Disease are based on scientific research and people's experience. Celiac disease is inherited. There are 2 main Celiac 'genes' but they are variations of one gene called HLa - DQ What is inherited when a person inherits one or both of the DQ2 or the DQ8 is a predisposition to develop celiac disease after exposure to a environmental trigger. These 2 versions of the DQ gene are useful in diagnosing  celiac disease but there are about 25 other genes that are known to influence celiac disease so this food intolerance is a multigenic autoimmune disease. So with so many genes involved and each person inheriting a different array of these other genes one person's symptoms may be different than another's symptoms.  so many of these other genes.  I don't think that much research on these other genes as yet. So first I wrote something that seem to tie together celiac disease and migraines.  Then you posted that you had migraines and since you went gluten free they only come back when you are glutened. Then Scott showed an article that reported no connection between migraines and celiac disease, Then Trents wrote that it was possible that celiacs had more migraines  and some believed there was a causal effect. You are each telling the truth as you know it or experienced it.   
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