The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[curlyfries]

but my boobs decided not to return... have I done something to offend them? Or maybe they were gluten boobs and I'll never see them again!

Hi Jillian!

I don't hold any hope of finding mine....... they never liked me anyway

[Jestgar]

Or maybe they were gluten boobs and I'll never see them again!

Gluten boobs!! :lol:

[ranger]

A bevy of boobless babes! Now, that's my kinda world.

[nikki-uk]

*raising hand*

Also member of the IBTC

[psawyer]

Hi, Jillian! Welcome to the silliness!

Not all of our discussions centre on body parts. I pheel lepht out on this current one.

[Mtndog]

Nikki- Get off da compuda and get thee to TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soozle, I agree with Patti, give this license number to the police and let them know your concerns. Did you not say you was in a gated community? Did the bicycle and the car get in by following others who opened the gate? This is concerning and do not dismiss it. Don't be unnecessarily alarmist but do not ignore it either... {{{hugs}}}

Suze- I missed the bike story- be safe please!!!!!!!

Did not get the butter ice cream but did have a nice chat with the lady who was standing next to me when I yelled "there butter in ice cream?!?!?!?"

Uhm.... haagen daaz just came out wif brown sugar ice cream! :D

About a picture of me. I don't pornogfaph well - kinda always look half dazed ( maybe I am).

My new favorite word- PORNOGRAPH :lol:

Gluten boobs!! :lol:

Nope- IBTC here too Nikki Tee Hee <snort> <SNACKLE>

A bevy of boobless babes! Now, that's my kinda world.

[ranger]

Peter....Why don't you think you don't fit in to this body parts conversation? Your boobs are probably more like mine! Or, at least, more like mine than either of my large boobed DD's (got them from thier Father).

Sluezen

I'm gunna ate some chili. You'll probably hear from me tomorro.

[DingoGirl]

Sills - my kitteh is krazeigh - just gave him an HERBAL flea med, and he is drooling and acting wackl......better now, chasing a fly.........kitteh is SO SENSITIVE!!!!

"On account of" The Beav use to say it like this: "On accounta"

OMG he did

About a picture of me. I don't pornogfaph well - kinda always look half dazed ( maybe I am). And, I have no idea how to do it. The only pic of me is on my Facebook page, but my daughter did it and I don't know how. In that pic, I'm holding my - ready - great grandson! God, that hurts to say! Because I'm only 27. But, I would love to see that pic with SHM on my lap. What a turn on that would be! I could honestly say I dried and went to heaven!

Speekin of my assless wonder ( which no one is) my boobs went the way of my ass. Does anyone have them? I NEED them back. I'm a woman stuck in a wrinkly, krinkly 12 year old boys body.

Do I have to buy them? I know who's got my ass. Now - WHO TOOK MY BOOBS?

Bevvy - please note - it was not PORNOGRAPH - it was PORNOGFAPH

Sleuzinn has some of the most creative spelling we've ever pseen

assless wonder and gluten boobs

I AM gettin' some real fake boobs, someday soon, Psills. I really am. I DESERVE them

<also founding member of IBTC here >

Oooh! Someone.....was it you, Soozle?..........posted boobs you can buy. I'm gonna look for em and get back witcha

got my strap-ons at Victoria's Secret for me birfday a couple of years back <link did nae work for me either, does this really mean that God doesn't want us to have boobs??? harRUMMPHFFFF!!! >

Aha! Prouph! God himself does not want me to have an ass or boobs. When I clicked on that link, it said that it didn't exist! I bet it does for everyone else and all kinds of peeps are gaily buying boobs and asses..I'll just have to keep stuffing the kleenecks in the old bra. Do I have body metamorphisis syndrome? Quite Possibly.

5' 4" 86 lbs at lowest Have gained 10 lbs. since going fluten-gree

You?

gained about THIRTY pounds since going g f , and do not like it.

I have been a life time member of the IBTC! My little sister has had bigger boobs than me since she hit puberty (I'm 3 years older) and I lost even more when I got sick! I'm back up to a healthy weight (5'3" 120lbs of muscle from all the sports ) but my boobs decided not to return... have I done something to offend them? Or maybe they were gluten boobs and I'll never see them again!

JILLIAN!!! so glad you pooped in!! Welcome to madness, we're silly, wacky, and harmless fun

*raising hand*

Also member of the IBTC

NIKKEL!! Just wishing you a bon voyage before trip tomorrow......and safe travels!! we will miss you!!!

Hi, Jillian! Welcome to the silliness!

Not all of our discussions centre on body parts. I pheel lepht out on this current one.

but many DO centRE on body parts.......be warned.

Suze- I missed the bike story- be safe please!!!!!!!

spoke w/ my neighbors today - they ALL thought it was gunshots on my garage door, one of them ran out with a handgun, the one next door to me has TONS of guns....they have assured me up and down that that cracked-our white boy will NEVER return again.....I hope they're right.....

Peter....Why don't you think you don't fit in to this body parts conversation? Your boobs are probably more like mine! Or, at least, more like mine than either of my large boobed DD's (got them from thier Father).

Sluezen

I'm gunna ate some chili. You'll probably hear from me tomorro.

Is we hearin' from ya tomorro due to the chili? Is pharting phorecast for tonight? <beans and I don't really get along>

Sills........weather here is overcast and I am OUT OF MY DINGO-BRAINED MIND - - feels like I"m somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :overthemoon: we NEVER have clouds in summer - this is the second time since May

[flourgirl]

Everybody must be out doing sumfin phun last night. No posts past 7pm or so? I wanna life, too! Or maybe your like me....collapsing in the evening wivout any energy to do anything more! Hope yer all well and fine and dandy! Have a great, shiny day all!

[psawyer]

Good morning, all!

Unsettled weather continues around here.

It can get quiet here in Sillyville when Em is away.

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Everyone!

I am heading out today so I will try to check in, probably not tomorrow but Tuesday for sure. It is sunny here today and I am hoping its not too hot. I haven't been outside yet. I still have to finish packing and pack some of my food too- my pasta and my pasta sauce and stuff like that. I plan on doing some baking and stuff while there.

I need to check the forecasts for tomorrows adventure. Keep all silly limbs and appendiches crossed for sun!

I do have a few red cherry tomatoes on my vine which is exciting!!!!

I can't stop sneezing!!!! Its like I have the worlds biggest allergy or I have a summer cold...which I think is probably the answer...I have had chills for days now, and my nose is stuffy and running and the sneezing....miserble!

So hope all my other sillies are good. I will talk to you all later!!!

[Judyin Philly]

HI

I'm 6 pages behind

sent a email out on our selling progress but don't know if it went out? took me 1/2 hr to get to log back in. Finally got in forum with new pass word. oye

that will teach me.

House wasn't even on MLS and had 2 calls for bookings.

Then after 1/2 on MLS had 4 scheduled before the realator luncheion on Tues and her first showing for Monday.

The Vet who was trying to help us with Velcro CAME .............TO SEE THE HOUSE. i JUST just leaving and she walked down the drive way.

unreal.

have a showing again this am in 1 hr.

I just haven't had anytime to get on line but i think of you all and the positive vibes you send up for us.

course the 'd' is a daily visitor with all the stress on this.........NON-MARTHA STEWART----HOUSE KEEPER.

LOVE jUDY

[Jestgar]

Judes, just tell her that Velcro comes with the house.

[ranger]

HI

I'm 6 pages behind

sent a email out on our selling progress but don't know if it went out? took me 1/2 hr to get to log back in. Finally got in forum with new pass word. oye

that will teach me.

House wasn't even on MLS and had 2 calls for bookings.

Then after 1/2 on MLS had 4 scheduled before the realator luncheion on Tues and her first showing for Monday.

The Vet who was trying to help us with Velcro CAME .............TO SEE THE HOUSE. i JUST just leaving and she walked down the drive way.

unreal.

have a showing again this am in 1 hr.

I just haven't had anytime to get on line but i think of you all and the positive vibes you send up for us.

course the 'd' is a daily visitor with all the stress on this.........NON-MARTHA STEWART----HOUSE KEEPER.

LOVE jUDY

My house gets so bad that every one in a while, I have to invite a bunch of people to dinner to force me to clean it up. Thank God it's not on the market. I'd probably lower the price and just walk away!

[jerseyangel]

Happy Sunday mornin, Sillies!!

Thinkin bout Em and her phamily today.

More later--must shower and get on with the day.

[ranger]

Swoosie: Here is the results of the chilli eating

Beans beans

the musical fruit

the more you eat

the more you toot

the more you toot

the better you fee

so eat your beans

at every meal.

So, in case any of you missed it last night because I'm sure even people in Turkey could hear it, I'm reporting one giant phaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart.

I'M NEVER EATING BEANS AGAIN!

Feel free to slap me cilli if I ever eat chilli again. TMI?

[nikki-uk]

My house gets so bad that every one in a while, I have to invite a bunch of people to dinner to force me to clean it up. Thank God it's not on the market. I'd probably lower the price and just walk away!

Excellent plan!!!!!!!!!

Pheel ya on the bean/phaaaarts

Joodee!!...hope all your problems are sorted by the time I get back from me hols

...wondering how Em's getting on....

BORED!!!!!!!!!!....2 hrs before we leave for the airport

_{<drummimg me fingers>}

Gaaawd awful flight times of 10.45pm,...... by the time we get there + time difference it'll be 7.00am

Might be able to poop in from Turkey...dunno

NO disasters allowed please!!!!!....... stay saphe Psillies!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darn210]

Morning sills . . . been busy here.

Safe travels to all traveling sillies . . . I have probably missed everyone but still wishin' it!!

YaY Judee . . . hope you have a quick sale. I reported wrong in me in-laws house. They did not get a list price offer . . . it was OK but they have so many showings lined up that they are going to hold off and see what develops over the weekend. Hope you get lots of interest Judy!! (sounds like you already do )

Any sillies needing a samatar can contact me by PM for an exchange of emails . . . pornogfaphs would be required if you want to be in the samatar wif sam, although, as you can see in mine, I do go and steel scenes/pormogfaphs from the web.

Nothin' psilly goin' on here . . . only laundry!!

. . . and we all know that I've got all yer boobs!!!

Welcome Jillian

[mushroom]

Good morning peeps! Woke up much earlier to the sounds of softly falling rain, so gentle and soothing. Put me right back to sleep. Squirrel was not happy though, pulling an Alan, Steve! in the tree outside me kitchen window WIH, rain at this time of year! All those people at the lake yesterday must have known something--the place was jammed full. But t'is lovely, and cool, a good baking day. Phinally found me some sweet rice flour yesterday and have a new recipe to try; also time for more choc. chips (goes and gets choc. chip cookie--nourishing breakfast )

Hoping all our travelling psillies journey saphely. We is all gonna have to post lots more to make up for their absence I have never been to Turkey either Why is it all airlines think we want to arrive at our destinations at 6:00 a.m.?? Too soon to check in anywhere, too tired to do anything, needs to put pheet up phor a while and dere you are, stuck with all the way-too-much tatt you carted wiv you, wondering what in the hail you are going to do!

Joodee, good luck with your marketing plan for kitteh and house; good idea to put the two together--the cat comes wif the house. On the other hand, not the best way to choose adoptive parents--usually different kinds of people targeted.

When we sold our house in Sonoma (after only 20 years, not 30), I pulled a cute one, not intentionally but that's the way it worked out. Got the house all ready and then left for a High School reunion in New Zealand for three weeks the day after the house went on the market. All I got to see was the realtors' tour. Clay used to keep the bathroom clean by showering at the gym, mostly ate out or phrozen phood, and I had a housekeeper come in two times a week to make sure he was keeping de place up. By the time I got back it was sold, and I had only five weeks to: organize NZ immigrant visa for Clay, book airline tickets; arrange for movers and shipment of tatt to NZ; have garage sale; clean out all the stuff we had put in storage while house was being sold, sell/dispose of three vehicles (sold one, donated the one with 300,000 miles to charity, the truck lost its clutch on the last trip to the refuse disposal center and was given to the guy who responded to the service call, with the proviso that he had to dispose of refuse.) T'was pretty hectic, but when we put the house on the market we told the realtor we was leaving November 15 (this was at beginning of October) and so we did!

We decided we didn't want to cook last night so had salad and chilli; I couldn't hear SueSin's phaarts for me own, but dey only lasted a couple of hours after I sicced the GasEx on 'em.

Jannitt, you's got my boobs too, oh greedy one

Oh yeah, Hi to Gillyanne. Yer can be as crazy as yer want; nobody's been certified yet!

[ranger]

Good morning peeps! Woke up much earlier to the sounds of softly falling rain, so gentle and soothing. Put me right back to sleep. Squirrel was not happy though, pulling an Alan, Steve! in the tree outside me kitchen window WIH, rain at this time of year! All those people at the lake yesterday must have known something--the place was jammed full. But t'is lovely, and cool, a good baking day. Phinally found me some sweet rice flour yesterday and have a new recipe to try; also time for more choc. chips (goes and gets choc. chip cookie--nourishing breakfast )

Hoping all our travelling psillies journey saphely. We is all gonna have to post lots more to make up for their absence I have never been to Turkey either Why is it all airlines think we want to arrive at our destinations at 6:00 a.m.?? Too soon to check in anywhere, too tired to do anything, needs to put pheet up phor a while and dere you are, stuck with all the way-too-much tatt you carted wiv you, wondering what in the hail you are going to do!

Joodee, good luck with your marketing plan for kitteh and house; good idea to put the two together--the cat comes wif the house. On the other hand, not the best way to choose adoptive parents--usually different kinds of people targeted.

When we sold our house in Sonoma (after only 20 years, not 30), I pulled a cute one, not intentionally but that's the way it worked out. Got the house all ready and then left for a High School reunion in New Zealand for three weeks the day after the house went on the market. All I got to see was the realtors' tour. Clay used to keep the bathroom clean by showering at the gym, mostly ate out or phrozen phood, and I had a housekeeper come in two times a week to make sure he was keeping de place up. By the time I got back it was sold, and I had only five weeks to: organize NZ immigrant visa for Clay, book airline tickets; arrange for movers and shipment of tatt to NZ; have garage sale; clean out all the stuff we had put in storage while house was being sold, sell/dispose of three vehicles (sold one, donated the one with 300,000 miles to charity, the truck lost its clutch on the last trip to the refuse disposal center and was given to the guy who responded to the service call, with the proviso that he had to dispose of refuse.) T'was pretty hectic, but when we put the house on the market we told the realtor we was leaving November 15 (this was at beginning of October) and so we did!

We decided we didn't want to cook last night so had salad and chilli; I couldn't hear SueSin's phaarts for me own, but dey only lasted a couple of hours after I sicced the GasEx on 'em.

Jannitt, you's got my boobs too, oh greedy one

Oh yeah, Hi to Gillyanne. Yer can be as crazy as yer want; nobody's been certified yet!

The phaaaaart heard round the world!

[JillianLindsay]

Thanks everyone for the warm welcomes It will take me a while to decode your silly spelling! I was happily out socializing last night and have a soccer game tonight with fellow members of the IBTC (the curse of athletes... you can be in good shape but lose your boobies in the process)!

Janet, are you planning to hold all of our boobies hostage? I was kind of fond of mine (as was my hubby haha) and would like them back... name your price!

[ranger]

I'm new and phairly contused. Maybe you can help me sort out this travelling bafflement. I know Nikki went to Turkey. Vacating, or bittness? Where did Emly-esqe go? Who went to Viagra Falls? I could back up and look it up, but am extremely lazy person. Anyone else leaving? Am biginnin to feel looonely! Even though DH back on speaking terms. Is everyone going? Could someone send a limbozine so I can go to?

[mushroom]

No, the limbozine is reserved to take us to Soozle's friend Peggles' house in February where we can all luxuriate and have our every whim catered to. Eminem is on a Canadian island somewhere but will be back soon; Knickers is vacationingholidaying in Turkey because they don't use Euros there, Amanda is long weekending or weeking, one or t'other, Joodee is so busy trying to move to Temecula we hardly hear from her any more, even though she's quit smoking and needs somethin' to do with her hands; we all went to Viagra Phalls at some point in time...lessee, that about covers it.

[ranger]

Thanks, I think that brings me up to speed. I'm going to go start dinner now. NO BEANS! EVER! And I don't like wire hangers, either.

Sleesin

[Jestgar]

I wanna know who in H decided life should be so much work?

Feed the cats clean the litterbox feed the chickens clean the coop change the chicken water dead bird scattered over the livingroom feed the cats go buy more cat food water the plants where is Lyle chase the neighbors dog dishes laundry sweeping cat hair everywhere who threw up on the rug wash the shower curtain oh hell just buy a new one weeds leaves recycling feed the cats

GAAHHHH!!!!!!