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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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OH MY LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is that....it looks like Chuck Norris mated w/ a yeti and that is their SPAWN practically suckling on my teat????????????????????????????????????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

...um, that's not exactly what i was going for, but art is alway open to interpretation. B)

Just to clarify - no teats were harmed (nor suckled) during the making of this photo.


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

A weggies float does sound nice :)

Ridgewalker Contributor

Oh... My... God! :lol: :lol: :lol: You guys are killing me!!!

I MUST back away from the computer, I must, I must! I have to clean my house!!!

I asked my children, "Who let the tornado loose in here?" To which they BOTH replied, "I did, I did! I did the tornado, Mom!"

<_<:(

-Sarah

elye Community Regular

OMG, it's getting out of control!! :o:o:lol:

Richard, can you please put Chuck coming out of the bathtub beside my dad? He's requested....

Green12 Enthusiast

Richard, it looks like you have Susie dancing with Chuck's beheaded head, just what kind of parade was this?

Poor Chuck had no idea what he was getting into, he was the sacrificial lamb and the Yeti led him to a very untimely end.

When is Lost coming back on?

Amanda, how are the wedding plans coming along?....... the REAL, Yeti-less plans :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast

Speaking of beach themes .... guess where I get to go? It's Adam's next convention .... Naples! The Ritz Carlton! Yippee! .... I love "free" trips! Especially ones to nice hotels and locales!

Darn210 Enthusiast
OH MY LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is that....it looks like Chuck Norris mated w/ a yeti and that is their SPAWN practically suckling on my teat????????????????????????????????????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Damn!!! Missed it!!


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TriticusToxicum Explorer
OMG, it's getting out of control!! :o:o:lol:

Richard, can you please put Chuck coming out of the bathtub beside my dad? He's requested....

I'll talk to Chuck and see what he says. He has previously requested that he not be filmed in the bathtub with strange men. :o

Alas, I do have appointments for the next hour and a half...hi-ho-hi-ho

Darn210 Enthusiast

I was going to suggest that we all do Amanda & Danny avatars and send the board into an uproar!!

Apparently I'm already three steps behind Richard!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
I was going to suggest that we all do Amanda & Danny avatars and send the board into an uproar!!

Apparently I'm already three steps behind Richard!

Is that a miniature wookie in Danny's pocket, or was he just happy to see you :huh::P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Is that a miniature wookie in Danny's pocket, or was he just happy to see you :huh::P

Is that question directed to me or Amanda?

elye Community Regular

GAAAAAAAHHHH! CHUCK IS EVERYWHERE!!! He's become MY DAD!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

must.....do.....science

need....200ul....of....yeti......protein.....at.....

no wait

need... 200ul...of... chuck...norr...

no

need...to....keep...in...mind....that...i...can't....leave....until.....6....hours......after....I.....start....this

Ok, that did it.

later

no humour while I'm gone!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Speaking of beach themes .... guess where I get to go? It's Adam's next convention .... Naples! The Ritz Carlton! Yippee! .... I love "free" trips! Especially ones to nice hotels and locales!

Need to clarify, is this Naples Italy, or Naples, Florida (must know how excited I should be )

I was going to suggest that we all do Amanda & Danny avatars and send the board into an uproar!!

MADNESS, I tell you, SHEER MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mooo-hoo-hooo-hhaaaa-haaaa-haa-ha!! (insert mad diabolical emoticon here)

must.....do.....science

need....200ul....of....yeti......protein.....at.....

no wait

need... 200ul...of... chuck...norr...

no

need...to....keep...in...mind....that...i...can't....leave....until.....6....hours......after....I.....start....this

Ok, that did it.

later

no humour while I'm gone!

:lol:

What is that situation in avatar w/ Penzance hats......are you in the play? (I"m rather sure Chuck will be joining you there soon)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

WEdding plans are going well :) Thanks :)

Can you imagine if Danny stumbles upon this site and thinks...gee I am popular!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

OMG we have been quiet for almost an hour....I am taking it you guys are all either working on new avatars or you are acting goofy on your own :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
OMG we have been quiet for almost an hour....I am taking it you guys are all either working on new avatars or you are acting goofy on your own :)

mutter mutter SOMEbody's gotta clean the toilets mutter muter

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

So my bouquet is done for my wedding.

I am having seashell bouquets :) They are neat looking.

http://www.justmauied.com/shell1.webp

TriticusToxicum Explorer
When is Lost coming back on?

January or Feb. next year :angry::(

TriticusToxicum Explorer
mutter mutter SOMEbody's gotta clean the toilets mutter muter

I must say that your avatar reminds me of Jan Brett's books. She always has a subplot going on in the margins of her stories. One in particular "The Trouble with Trolls" springs to mind. just a random observation :huh:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Need to clarify, is this Naples Italy, or Naples, Florida (must know how excited I should be )

You might enjoy Naples, NY. They have an annual Grapefest - highlighted by tastings at the local wineries....and grape pie :rolleyes:

Ridgewalker Contributor
So my bouquet is done for my wedding.

I am having seashell bouquets :) They are neat looking.

http://www.justmauied.com/shell1.webp

LOVE THEM!!! :wub:

-Sarah

Ridgewalker Contributor
You might enjoy Naples, NY. They have an annual Grapefest - highlighted by tastings at the local wineries....and grape pie :rolleyes:

I am terrible at geography :ph34r: But I am originally from the Horseheads/Elmira area of NY-- are you near there?

OMG... there's a Bumble on the bathtub!

-Sarah

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Thanks, they are unique :)

A celiac friend of mine is helping to make them.

Green12 Enthusiast
So my bouquet is done for my wedding.

I am having seashell bouquets :) They are neat looking.

http://www.justmauied.com/shell1.webp

Those are gorgeous, wow.

Is this an outdoor wedding?

January or Feb. next year

Oh geez, that's a long wait.....

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