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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Well.......back to the hospital :rolleyes:

......I think this one's the real thing :P

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Well.......back to the hospital :rolleyes:

......I think this one's the real thing :P

I'm thinking good thoughts fer mom and baby!! :D Talk to you later, grama !!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I'm thinking good thoughts fer mom and baby!! :D Talk to you later, grama !!

We're staying home for now. No sense in having an entourage back and forth. David will call if it's a go. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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We're staying home for now. No sense in having an entourage back and forth. David will call if it's a go. :)

Good idea--hope you get the call!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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<TRYING to download a smiley central DEAD MAN emoticon.............will not work :angry: >

<and just HOW do I get me smileys??? what website? it's not working!!!!!!!!!!>

Nobody answered this.....and I'm no expert by any means :unsure:.........pseriously :huh:

I'm skeert to download things, so I google 'free emoticons' and only pick stuff I can click on and hijack, so to speak.....using that little box thing that Jan-knit mentioned. :blink:

Sometimes I think it's a miracle I'm even here! :ph34r:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted
Alexis, you vex us,

This waiting just wrecks us. . . . ..... :rolleyes:

I think she knows, that wee Alexis, that she has an international audience awaiting her arrival; drama queen already :lol:

mentalpause

*snort*

Menopause.....I went through it at aproximately 8AM on January 3, 2007 when they yanked out all me equipment :rolleyes: No HRT it'all, so the rest of that year was "interesting"--lots of hot and cold and all the rest. I'll tell ya thought--when everything settled down at the end of a year's time or so,

Mark and I petered out last night-

Menopause lasts five years if you don't take HRT, five years if you do,....Eggsacly the same, seems to me; you just feel like you must be making a difference with the HRT :P

Petered out, didja??? If you was down here ya probbly wouldn't say that. :lol: :lol: They use Peter for Dick interchangeably here, :o

Well.......back to the hospital :rolleyes:

......I think this one's the real thing :P

We're staying home for now. No sense in having an entourage back and forth. David will call if it's a go. :)

Now you's making sense. And then she'll just pop out when you're not looking :o

My garden had a nice drink last nite whilst we slept and this morning the sun is trying to peep through. Now that's the way the world is supposed to be arranged :D

Visited a physio named Sven yesterday to see if we could do something to get this rickety bod moving again, now that I have my new electric slat bed inserted into the old bed frame..aaahh!! :D No more sleeping in the recliner chair!!!! :o Seven years ago we bought two super single slats inserted into a king-size frame just for such an eventuality. T'is obvious now that I won't ever comfortably sleep in a normal bed again(after the 3 months at Tahoe, so might as well enjoy my sleeps at home :D :D

Anyway, Sven has organized a strengthening programme for me and has come up with a brilliant manner of standing whilst prepping food at the counter, which must look funny as hell but works...legs wide apart, "bum" as he calls it tightened up, and lean pelvis against edge of the counter. Takes all the stress off the area of the fracture and the spinous erector muscles. Now mebbe all this "from scratch" gluten free cooking will not be such a chore! :rolleyes::)

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Mtndog
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Hello me psillies! Suzzle- all yer posts :lol:x 69. I think you should start donating blood so you can be a cheap, lightweight date like me. Florentine Sleeping sickness :lol: Siestas are very, very necessary. How else would the Spanish eat dinner at 11 PM and stroll about till 2 am and hold down job?

Whilst we wait, here is my Royal Emotical Tribute to the newly crowned King Poeter I... .....

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WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats going on here? LOL

Oh, I was AFRAID someone was going to ask this someday. We don't know. I think we're like Seinfeld- a thread about absolutely NUTtin' (emphasis on the NUT!)

The jewels and scepter remain somewhat tarnished tonight. There was no polishing of the royal assets.

Uh-oh....will heads roll? :P

Judee- You snuggle up wif that heating pad as much as you need. That packing is for the birds!

who in hell gets up at 4:30 in the morning in HAWAII?????

Our Geoss- parties till dawn and then goes swimming! She's crazy but we love her!

Extremely cranky that I have to go and represent the TC (my "job") tonight at this function WITHOUT MY BOSS :angry: do NOT want to go.......no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh: Have a zit on my chin the size of a pea.....hair is PSYCHOTIC, and getting worse all the time :( Am VERY cranky, and do NOT want to go ANYWHERE, but most especially doing an activity that requires me to promote something that I think is GNUTS (our youth program).

Whine away and send me a screwdriver! Did it help? ;)

Paddeigh- Glutamination- just plain wrong :angry:I'm sorry it happened. It IS worse when it hasn't happened in awhile....makes you remember how wretched it is. Hope you feel better soon!

There are worse things than inebriation, you know. Sobriety is at the top of my list.

The King hath spoken!

Well.......back to the hospital :rolleyes:

......I think this one's the real thing :P

YAHOO! A new silly will be born (today? tomorrow? next week?). Hopes and wishes for a safe, speedy delivery for mom and wee Alexis!

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Petered out, didja??? If you was down here ya probbly wouldn't say that. :lol: :lol: They use Peter for Dick interchangeably here, :o

:o Didja hear that PeOter????

We don't know. I think we're like Seinfeld- a thread about absolutely NUTtin' (emphasis on the NUT!)

:lol: Truer woids were never spoken! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Menopause lasts five years if you don't take HRT, five years if you do,....Eggsacly the same, seems to me; you just feel like you must be making a difference with the HRT :P

My mom has been on Premerin for 40 years :huh: Just recently did they at least cut her dosage--and she's in her 70's. Horrifying to me, but "if the doctor says it, it has to be so" <_<

She also has perfect blood pressure, but is on meds for that too.....just in case :o

I just don't get it.....<headscratchingemoticon>

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Whilst we wait, here is my Royal Emotical Tribute to the newly crowned King Poeter I... .....

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WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!

:blink:

What?

:unsure:

Do you see something besides little red x's in little boxes? :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Do you see something besides little red x's in little boxes? :huh:

Not moi...

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

"Peter" is used here for "penis", as well. "Willy", also, as in England.....right, Nik?

So many words fer this thing. . . . . .. .... . .quite something. :rolleyes:

C'mon, Alexis!

Oh, I was AFRAID someone was going to ask this someday. We don't know. I think we're like Seinfeld- a thread about absolutely NUTtin' (emphasis on the NUT!)

Not that there's anything wrong with that.. .... ... . . :P:lol:

:blink:

What?

:unsure:

Do you see something besides little red x's in little boxes? :huh:

YES! I do. . . . ...... . . .am I nuts, er sumfin'? No one else sees my wonderful li'l creation fer King POeter I?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Visited a physio named Sven yesterday to see if we could do something to get this rickety bod moving again . . .

Your kidding, right??? Sven??? or are you just calling him Sven and his real name is Bob er sumptin??

:lol::lol:

Do you see something besides little red x's in little boxes? :huh:

just red x's here . . . :huh:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted
My mom has been on Premerin for 40 years :huh: Just recently did they at least cut her dosage--and she's in her 70's. Horrifying to me, but "if the doctor says it, it has to be so" <_<

Egads, that's awful!! Wean her off it...Had one friend who had two mini strokes while on HRT (attributed to the HRT), another who kept upping her doseage because she thought it kept her from aging and ended up with a DVT :o Wish I had never taken it; only did the Premarin for a year then did the "natural" stuff. Still sweated and palpitated just the same.

Do you see something besides little red x's in little boxes? :huh:

Squares??? Little red boxes??? :blink::blink:

"Peter" is used here for "penis", as well. "Willy", also, as in England.....right, Nik?

Yeah, Willy is used here too, as in "wee" Willy. Winkie must've had small thumbs :o:lol:

Your kidding, right??? Sven??? or are you just calling him Sven and his real name is Bob er sumptin??

:lol::lol:

Yeah, just kidding. 'is name is Andrew Sumptin, but he looks like a Sven, claims he's Canadian (with a Scots accent?? and called Andrew?? Who does he think HE'S kidding?)

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted
My mom has been on Premerin for 40 years :huh: Just recently did they at least cut her dosage--and she's in her 70's. Horrifying to me, but "if the doctor says it, it has to be so" <_<

Egads, that's awful!! Wean her off it...Had one friend who had two mini strokes while on HRT (attributed to the HRT), another who kept upping her doseage because she thought it kept her from aging and ended up with a DVT :o Wish I had never taken it; only did the Premarin for a year then did the "natural" stuff. Still sweated and palpitated just the same.

Do you see something besides little red x's in little boxes? :huh:

Squares??? Little red boxes??? :blink::blink:

"Peter" is used here for "penis", as well. "Willy", also, as in England.....right, Nik?

Yeah, Willy is used here too, as in "wee" Willy. Winkie must've had small thumbs :o:lol:

Your kidding, right??? Sven??? or are you just calling him Sven and his real name is Bob er sumptin??

:lol::lol:

Yeah, just kidding. 'is name is Andrew Sumptin, but he looks like a Sven, claims he's Canadian (with a Scots accent?? and called Andrew?? Who does he think HE'S kidding?)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Goood Morning, Psills!

The Ripper has just spoken... . ..."Mom! The world's population right this moment is as follows: Females: 3,725,149,420. Males: 3,406,239,944. In the time it took to tell this, the population has gone up by about thirty".

On Jack's desktop: :rolleyes:

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....Gad, enough to make ya nuts. . . . . . .. ... ....... :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
G....Gad, enough to make ya nuts. . . . . . .. ... ....... :lol:

If you aren't already... :o

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted
Goood Morning, Psills!

The Ripper has just spoken... . ..."Mom! The world's population right this moment is as follows: Females: 3,725,149,420. Males: 3,406,239,944. In the time it took to tell this, the population has gone up by about thirty".

On Jack's desktop: :rolleyes:

Open Original Shared Link

....Gad, enough to make ya nuts. . . . . . .. ... ....... :lol:

Waaay Keeoool!!! Stared at it for a minute.....just watching all that info. phlash before my eyes! Boggles the mind....but would be a great meditation enhancer!! :P

Waitin' patiently for the new psille arrival....right there with KurlyNaNa! :D

Poooooor poooor ol' GjEyouSS! Havin' to work...in Havaya! Nice you had some free time to have some phun. Would still love to be there too! Even if I had to sit and listen to yer presentation. (yeah, yeah, I was there! Really! You probly couldn't see me cause I was sittin' behind the lady with big hair :P )

Haaaaannnngg on Psuessy, Psuessy hang on! Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah (imagine music notes here).

Pah-tay...hope your poisoning problems are short-lived! Kills me, how sneaky that crap can be!

Speaking of Crap.....I found that sympathy that Em-in-Em was looking for......in the dictionary....right between *sht* and syphalis! :lol:

Psuess.....Peaches is just fine. We adore her no end!! She still thinks she should be able to balance on 2 feet, and walk that way. She is NOT a lap cat (much to our dismay), and will tolerate being held for short periods, but seems to have a fear of being "held down" (at least that's our feeling). But she loves to have me lay on the floor with her, or on the bed, and we can do the cuddle and purrrrrr that way. Makes me wonder just what her first weeks were like. She is still hunting and dismembering many crickets, exercising her right to cruelty on hapless helpless victims. She also has come to expect that at suppertime she will get her share of whatever we are having......tho' she does not always agree that what we are having is particularly pleasing. <_<:lol:

Wishing happpy, healththy days to you all.

Keep it shiny everybody!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
....Gad, enough to make ya nuts. . . . . . .. ... ....... :lol:

If you aren't already... :o

:lol: I DO believe that Jack is a little nuts.... . . . ...in a fascinating, endearing way that got him shunned and bullied as a little kid (dancing to his different drummer, and all), and loved by adults. He has very few friends his own age, but all of my good buddies are just as much Jack's friends.

A girlfriend called me not long ago and asked if I wanted to go out for a drink that evening. I couldn't, so after a pause she asked, quite seriously, "Is Jack free to go out for a drink?" :rolleyes:

.....just watching all that info. phlash before my eyes! Boggles the mind....but would be a great meditation enhancer!! :P

Dear gawd, no.. .. :unsure: . ....the deaths flipping past ridiculously. . .........the illnesses and injuries (that diabetes number flashes out at me, I tell ya).. .. . ....the violent crime and rape numbers.. ........ ...animal slaughter stats.. . .....canNOT meditate to this!! <_<:lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!

Royal congratulations to curly Lisa on her new status as grandmother.

:)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Sound the Royal Trumpets!!!!

Wee Alexis has arrived!!!........well, maybe not so wee

8 pounds 7 ounces, 21 inches

Big girl for being early, but not a chubbers.....she's so cute! :wub: Looong fingers and toes, and by far the best looking feet of anyone!

Goood Morning, Psills!

The Ripper has just spoken... . ..."Mom! The world's population right this moment is as follows: Females: 3,725,149,420.

3,725,149,421

:lol: I DO believe that Jack is a little nuts.... . . . ...in a fascinating, endearing way that got him shunned and bullied as a little kid (dancing to his different drummer, and all), and loved by adults. He has very few friends his own age, but all of my good buddies are just as much Jack's friends.

Sounds so much like my Nathan when he was little :P

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!

Royal congratulations to curly Lisa on her new status as grandmother.

:)

:D

<taking a bow>

She was born at 8:25 this morning..........4 hours of pushing! :o They finally had to use the plunger suction.

Grandma needs to take a nap, now. Picture coming soon.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

YAY!!!!!!!!! Trumpets blaring!!!

Alexis is here!!!!!

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Congratulations, Gramma Leeeesargh!

October 23rd.. .. . . ....so she is right on the cusp - - Libra-Scorpio.. . . . ......

Being born on the cusp could be described as standing on a threshold between two rooms, not exactly in one or the other, with the ability to step either forward or back depending on what's happening in your life. This can be the source of flexibility and complexity, or it can be the cause of a great deal of confusion. Some cusp babies literally feel pulled in two, as the zodiac signs right next to each other are different in element, quality and presentation.

Libra/Scorpio Cusp (October 19-23)

Libra is ruled by Venus, is an Air element and Cardinal (active) in quality. Scorpio is ruled by Pluto, is a Water element and Fixed (stubborn) in quality. Libra's gift for love, for balance, and for partnership makes strange bedfellows with Scorpio's tendency for secrets, drama and deception. The best use of all this dynamic energy is to create life transforming, creative relationships between people or organizations.

Sounds like a complex, wondrous li'l girl!! :):)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: I DO believe that Jack is a little nuts.... . . . ...in a fascinating, endearing way that got him shunned and bullied as a little kid (dancing to his different drummer, and all), and loved by adults. He has very few friends his own age, but all of my good buddies are just as much Jack's friends.

I loved meeting and talking with Jack--he's absolutely delightful. My younger son is very much like that, too. :)

Sound the Royal Trumpets!!!!

Wee Alexis has arrived!!!........well, maybe not so wee

8 pounds 7 ounces, 21 inches

Congratulations Gramma Lee-sa and to the whole family!! Welcome wee Alexis :D

I read the happy news this morning on da book--had to sit on it so youse could make the official announcement :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Welcome Alexis, welcome!!! Congrats to Nana Lisa who sounds besotted already :lol: :lol: Lucky Alexis, you is going to be doted upon mercilessly :)

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Mtndog
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Congratulations nana Leesargh!!!!!!!!!!!! And not-so-wee Alexis. :wub: :wub: :wub:

can't wait to see pictures!

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