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why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet??

:huh:

:o

;)

:lol:

Because he was looking for POOH!


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elye Community Regular
I am most bored.....everyone seems to be somewhere tonight 'cept moi <_<

POeter! You must rustle up a terrific costume (like, an Oracle robe and mitre, er sumfin') and head out with an empty pillowcase!

Then you can give out all the candy that you get to the kids who come to your door in the next hour, as, like me, the stuff is off-limits for you.... . . .. <_<:angry:

other than the prostitutes, this sounds like the making fir a fabulous vaca!! If I wasn't a married old lady with beh-beh's, I'd be seeking out Nik's son and his friends!!! :)

Yep, me too.. . . . .....legal marijuanna?? Wow......don't need a prescription er nuttin'.. . . ..... :huh:

Because he was looking for POOH!

BA HA HA HA HA!! :lol::rolleyes: Swimmr! Welcome! You is phunnee!

Jestgar Rising Star
Because he was looking for POOH!

snort!

jerseyangel Proficient
WHY WHY WHY can't we have as MANY emoticons as we WANT???? :ggrrrrrrrrrrrrr:

I know..... <_< I can't live like this! :angry::lol:

Pads........are you all done w/ the apartment? and yer jet-set life? How's the house?

Yep--all done wif it. Handed in the keys this afternoon. Back to having one residence B) House is good--we're hanging pictures and putting things away tonight whilst giving out candy to the wee ones..... Tomorrow is window blind day :D

Soooozle! What a story! Your dog and cat saved by your brother.....providence, fo sho' . .. . .. .... :)

Well, I was in and out of the city administration building in about five minutes. :huh::huh:

That was quite a story, Sooz. Yer kitty and puppy :wub:

That was quick on the shot, Em!!

T'is a paradox ain't it :unsure:

True dat! Me immune system has a mind like a steel trap--never forgets a thing and never forgets to attack said thing :(:lol:

Happy spooky night to y'all and enjoy that extra hour of sleep tonight!!

OMGawd....phorgot about the extra hour of sleep!!! :D Can use it, too--did nae sleep well last night.....

why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet??

Because he was looking for POOH!

:lol: Good'un Swimmr!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
We have some guests for the weekend...and we'll all be hiding behind curtains with outside lights off. We don't get trick or treaters here anyway. I think I can feel card games coming on!

this sounds SOOOOOOOOOOO cute and cozy!!! I want to be there!!! :) card games....always reminds me of the good times (cabins!!)

Well, I was in and out of the city administration building in about five minutes. :huh::huh:

No line-up. Filled in the paperwork as I stood there, went ahead in, sat beside a nurse, felt the jab, then left.

People have been lined up by the THOUSANDS the last five days -- waiting times of two to six hours.

:o wow! so....should we all head to Canada for our phlughue shots? :lol:

I am most bored.....everyone seems to be somewhere tonight 'cept moi <_<

Well, where's all the ghouls and goblins, Nik? and yer peeps? WHOT is everyone doing there?

liked the evil/nice phlair ya sent :lol:

Sillies - as I got home, at 8:40-ish, a whole GAGGLE of trick-er-treaters were walkin' by.......I was running out the front door to let Devil Dog (next door) out...they caught me RED- HANDED......I had NOWT candy to give and had to profoundly apologize:huh::lol:

I am askeert to go back over and let him back in.....might get caught again...

other than the prostitutes, this sounds like the making fir a fabulous vaca!! If I wasn't a married old lady with beh-beh's, I'd be seeking out Nik's son and his friends!!! :)

:lol: you is a crazy lady

why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet??

Because he was looking for POOH!

:lol: x 10 I think we have a live one here, pholks *snort* :lol:

Yep--all done wif it. Handed in the keys this afternoon. Back to having one residence House is good--we're hanging pictures and putting things away tonight whilst giving out candy to the wee ones..... Tomorrow is window blind day

Good'un Swimmr!!

Pads! no blinds or curtains on the house yet? Well, don't walk around nekkid, Lady :lol:

she said "good'un" *snort*

night, sills!! going to see if there's anything spooky on the tay-vay. :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLS!!!!!!!!

:unsure:

:blink:

:huh:

I am

WIDE

awake.....buzzing, vibrating, shaking.....COMPLETELY INSOMNIATIC.....

now I"m wondering if it's the handful of BRACH'S candy corn I ate at my neighbor's house today, without thinking? :unsure: something made on shared equipment wouldn't have this effect on me.....

now wondering if our server at Chang's gave us the wrong soy sauce? I asked her - twice.....

:blink:

going to be a long night......so glad for the extra hour tomorrow..... :lol:

mushroom Proficient
SILLS!!!!!!!!

:unsure:

:blink:

:huh:

I am

WIDE

awake.....buzzing, vibrating, shaking.....COMPLETELY INSOMNIATIC.....

going to be a long night......so glad for the extra hour tomorrow..... :lol:

Soozle, I just checked yer profile. Haven't done that afore. At yer advanced age ya should be damned happy to be buzzing, vibrating, etc., etc., and glad for any extra hours tomorrra :lol: Ye have truly out lived yer allotted time on dis earth!!! Ye gods, ye is coming up to 100 years old :o I dunno anyone who has lived dat long :rolleyes:

I would say that as elderly as ye is, that Brach's candy is definitely not in yer best interests, 'cept in keeping ya alive!!

We have a basket of candy (all made with corn syrup derived from wheat) which no trickortreaters cared to come and ask for (only 4!) but which we have to maintain as the only " 'Mericans" on da street, since we are likely targets, but our driveway is probly a bit long and scaaaary for wee uns (but it's daylight forevvins sake)!. Ya want me to send it over there so ya can live for anuvver two or three days??? Wide awake and vibrating??? :lol:

Pseriously, psorry psomfing gotcha :(

We used to do the hiding behind the blackout curtains bit too, but over here we are on daylight savings time and it is light forevver so long, and you get the teenagers sometimes coming around after dark phinally comes, so trick or treating can last forevver, 'cept it's not really big here so you end up with Mounds of candy ya nae can eat :( And can't in good faith give to annyun. Mebbe take it to the rest home???? :D

Take care, and 'night 'night.


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elye Community Regular

Okay... .. .where's Nik? Today is ... . . .......

Well, c'mon, Nik, 'cause I wanna yell it out!... .. I'm not buzzing or vibrating because of it, but it needs to be proclaimed, in big block caps... . . . . ...... :D:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Okay... .. .where's Nik? Today is ... . . .......

Well, c'mon, Nik, 'cause I wanna yell it out!... .. I'm not buzzing or vibrating because of it, but it needs to be proclaimed, in big block caps... . . . . ...... :D:rolleyes:

Okerly dokerly !! :lol:

PINCH, PUNCH, 1ST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<was that ok?>

I'm Svenned out on this wet hideous blowy start to the month <_< ....... need to recline with tiger pig ;)

jerseyangel Proficient

:lol: :lol: :lol: I was sitting here eating me yogurt trying to figgure out what special day it was over in England! :P Never dawned on me it was November phirst :lol: Yep--wouldn't be the same wifout Nik's pinch punch :D

Suz--hope you phinally got some sleep last night. Hope it wasn't Chang's that got you--what did you get there? I always get the Philips Better Lemon Chicken--it's so good I'm always thinking I should order something different, but never do. :rolleyes: Anyways, hope you're better today.

My morning got off to a rollicking start when I spilled me whole bottle of vitamins on the bathroom phloor :lol: No way am I getting rid of them--they're the ones from Kirkman Labs--I just scooped them up and put 'em back in the bottle :ph34r::P

Another be-u-ti-phul day here B) Off to help Mark wif the blinds--can nae wait to get these up.....do not like sleeping wif bare winders. :o

nikki-uk Enthusiast

COVER thine bare winderz padT!! :lol:

My morning got off to a rollicking start when I spilled me whole bottle of vitamins on the bathroom phloor :lol: No way am I getting rid of them--they're the ones from Kirkman Labs--I just scooped them up and put 'em back in the bottle :ph34r::P

I will ALLOW this only 'cos I know you keep a spotless phloor Paddeigh!!!

Guys, ...*serious moment alert* I am worried :unsure: ......... forcing Tel to go doctors tomorrow...... he's been having dizzy spells, headaches, lack of spacial awareness :unsure: ...but he just had a really bad spell where he was staggering like a drunk and I had to help him sit down :blink:

WIH????....it's reminding me of the days before his dx of celiac disease......... he had bad neurological cdsymptoms back then (also loss of balance, staggering...etc)

SUMMAT ain't right!!! ...but what??? :mellow:

BAH!!!....on the bright side the chidlins are back to school tomorrow!!! <yipee!!!!!!!>

jerseyangel Proficient

Nik--I too am concerned about Tel. He simply must get to the doctor--let us know :) Will be thinking of you both.

Jestgar Rising Star

Yep, send that boy in. Maybe sumpin as simple as cc?

DingoGirl Enthusiast

pInCH PuNcH, inDEED sills!!!! :) Love the extra hour.......

managed to get some sleep......finally.......had to DOUBLE my sleeping dose last night..... :huh:

don't know WHAT it was. Also got over-excited from catching up with my friend from childhood, was revved up, we had soooooooo much fun ;)

Soozle, I just checked yer profile. Haven't done that afore. At yer advanced age ya should be damned happy to be buzzing, vibrating, etc., etc., and glad for any extra hours tomorrra Ye have truly out lived yer allotted time on dis earth!!! Ye gods, ye is coming up to 100 years old I dunno anyone who has lived dat long

I would say that as elderly as ye is, that Brach's candy is definitely not in yer best interests, 'cept in keeping ya alive!!

We have a basket of candy (all made with corn syrup derived from wheat) which no trickortreaters cared to come and ask for (only 4!) but which we have to maintain as the only " 'Mericans" on da street, since we are likely targets, but our driveway is probly a bit long and scaaaary for wee uns (but it's daylight forevvins sake)!. Ya want me to send it over there so ya can live for anuvver two or three days??? Wide awake and vibrating???

*SNACKLE* :lol: :lol: :lol: Yup, don't I look good? SEND THE CANDY!!!!!!

Next year, I'm goin' trick-er-treatin' at Shroomie's ;)

Okay... .. .where's Nik? Today is ... . . .......

Well, c'mon, Nik, 'cause I wanna yell it out!... .. I'm not buzzing or vibrating because of it, but it needs to be proclaimed, in big block caps... . . . . ......

it just ain't right if Nik don't say it!!!! :lol:

Suz--hope you phinally got some sleep last night. Hope it wasn't Chang's that got you--what did you get there? I always get the Philips Better Lemon Chicken--it's so good I'm always thinking I should order something different, but never do. Anyways, hope you're better today.

Pads - I always get the same thing too :lol: Shrimp w/ lobster sauce. Will try the bitter lemon civkeb next time!

don't think it was Brach's candy......I think I was just having a WILD halloween night?

Vitamins on Pads' floor? No problem. vitamins on MY floor? :unsure: a BIG problem :lol:

Guys, ...*serious moment alert* I am worried ......... forcing Tel to go doctors tomorrow...... he's been having dizzy spells, headaches, lack of spacial awareness ...but he just had a really bad spell where he was staggering like a drunk and I had to help him sit down

WIH????....it's reminding me of the days before his dx of celiac disease......... he had bad neurological cdsymptoms back then (also loss of balance, staggering...etc)

WHOT??? :o:o Nik - can he go to the emergency today? Well geez.....by now it's evening for you guys....what time did you post that? must check.....hope he's okay! To me, it doesn't sound like a glutening......but who knows! Let us know ASAP!

happy Sunday, sills! :)

pondering carpet shamPOO today <_< The mere thought of it sucks the life force out of my blood......MUST be done in the next three weeks, but we are having that wicked little dog over here quite a bit as my neighbor is gone...... but not TOO much in the house......but.......I think it stinks in here from dirty carpet :huh::lol: or dirty dogs, er sumpin'

:angry:

I'm irritated as it MUST be done soon and......am fightin' with meselef as to when.....

WORST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

going to need some Orange Fuzzies if this is to happen :ph34r:

Swimmr Contributor
:lol: x 10 I think we have a live one here, pholks *snort* :lol:

Yup got that right...

YOU snorted...bwahahahahahahaha!

Glad to have made ya'll laugh :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Yep, send that boy in. Maybe sumpin as simple as cc?

Maybe :unsure: ...but WHAT from?? (he doesn't usually react :unsure: )

(Ummm, BTW, pics on FB needed of yer travelLing toot sweet!!! )

Also got over-excited from catching up with my friend from childhood, was revved up, we had soooooooo much fun ;)

Details pleeze!!

Vitamins on Pads' floor? No problem. vitamins on MY floor? :unsure: a BIG problem

:lol: Great minds...

WHOT??? :o:o Nik - can he go to the emergency today? Well geez.....by now it's evening for you guys....what time did you post that? must check.....hope he's okay! To me, it doesn't sound like a glutening......but who knows! Let us know ASAP!

Yeah, t'was quite worrying at the time, but he seems fine now :blink:

It feels like we're just waiting for the next illness/disease to manifest itself...... got me flummoxed

...Will INSIST the doc sees him in the morn <_<

HOLY HECK!!!!!!!!!

CARPET SHAMPOOING?!?!?

LONE DINGO THOUGHTS?!?!?! :unsure:

BRING ME MY ORANGE FUZZIES!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular

Dear gawd... . .. .... ..I have dropped an iron caplet on my bathroom floor, and when I picked it up, with it was some obvious dirt, some unrecognizable li'l white thing (lint? Soap piece? End of Q tip?) and the back of an earring. No hair -- incroyable.

SO: no putting a big jar o' pills back in the bottle over here once they've been on my floor, unless they are filtered and fumigated through a major system.. . . .......

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
(Ummm, BTW, pics on FB needed of yer travelLing toot sweet!!! )

'k

jerseyangel Proficient

Jess--can nae wait to see the pics!! Will check FB in a sec to see if I missed anything. As I just hate to miss anything....

Nik--I wonder what happened with Tel.....could it possibly have been an inner ear disturbance or something like that? Sounds very scary, I'm relieved to hear he's better but do not let him wriggle out of going to the doc tomorrow. ;) He has been through more than his share........poor thing.

Uh-oh....carpet shampoo'in time again fer Soozle. Gotta gear yerself up fer that--it's like cleaning out a closet--you just have to be in the mood :P

We're taking a break--blinds are all up except 3. Have to run to Home Depot fer a couple of other things--quick stop at Starbucks--and then back to woik :D

Talked to Judith this morning--they are on their way to Ohio as we speak. Will visit phamily for a day or so there and then will set out for CA on Tuesday. :)

Em--yer pill :lol: Reminds me of a Simpsons we saw years ago where Homer eats a hot dog after it falls on the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart and rolls under the counter. By the time he takes a bite, it has various things attached--a band aid, a paper clip, dust, etc. Very phunny :P

elye Community Regular
Reminds me of a Simpsons we saw years ago where Homer eats a hot dog after it falls on the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart and rolls under the counter. By the time he takes a bite, it has various things attached--a band aid, a paper clip, dust, etc.

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:lol:

Thanks fer the Joooodie updates, Paghtee. Things are finally going to be settling down for her.......about time!

NIK! I am thinking about The Teletubby Man.. . .... ...he sure doesn't need this, does he? :( Hopefully it is cc issues, and then you'll have it figured out......

nikki-uk Enthusiast

...back from FB.......OH Hawaii IS breathtaking Jess !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:lol:

NIK! I am thinking about The Teletubby Man.. . .... ...he sure doesn't need this, does he? :( Hopefully it is cc issues, and then you'll have it figured out......

Cheers Emmelle!!

Keep y'all posted.

...catching up on Flashforward :D

OK, Joseph Fiennes IS hot!!!!!!

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yup got that right...

YOU snorted...bwahahahahahahaha!

Glad to have made ya'll laugh

gahhhhhh!!!!!!! Swimmer!! you ARE a psillie!! I KNEW it!! you MUST stay and play with us!!

Noticed your signature that your blood tests were negative...were you still eating gluten when tested? just curious.....we actually DO sometimes talk about something useful Celiac on here

:lol:

Yeah, t'was quite worrying at the time, but he seems fine now :blink:

It feels like we're just waiting for the next illness/disease to manifest itself...... got me flummoxed

...Will INSIST the doc sees him in the morn <_<

:unsure: what in hell? glad he's better but YES, FIRST THING in the morn!!! you really do have yer hands full over there, Nik, I'm sending a FUZZY STAT !!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

HOLY HECK!!!!!!!!!

CARPET SHAMPOOING?!?!?

LONE DINGO THOUGHTS?!?!?!

BRING ME MY ORANGE FUZZIES!!!!!!!!!!

:unsure:

:lol: :lol:

I have decided against it. Did the 30-Day hell Shred workout, 'tis such an EGREGIOUS 20 minutes. :blink:

Now, just goofing around, getting a whole lot of nothing accomplished....puttering on projects here and there, starting and not finishing things, half-arsed cleaning out closet and then....getting distracted by sumfin' in the other room. :lol: Story of my life. I NEED a BORDER COLLIE here to HURD (sp?) me. :lol: I notice I am spending more time THINKING about what should be done....and then so much time has passed as I've fretted over it, that it hasn't gotten done. :huh: Super productive.

Have decided AGAINST carpet shamPOO for today. it's either mid-week this week or next week, when my boss is gone. Putting it off as long as possible as am hosting some high school friends (I think) around Thanksgiving. Bah. May switch venue to a restaurant. :unsure:

so today, can't decide between.....juicing some carrots and apples w/ a bit of spinach, or......just making fuzzies and watchign my movie :lol:

I am SURE I know what all y'all will say. :lol:

Dear gawd... . .. .... ..I have dropped an iron caplet on my bathroom floor, and when I picked it up, with it was some obvious dirt, some unrecognizable li'l white thing (lint? Soap piece? End of Q tip?) and the back of an earring. No hair -- incroyable.

as long as it wasn't a CRUTCH TIP. Would be really weird to find one'a those. :lol:

Em--yer pill Reminds me of a Simpsons we saw years ago where Homer eats a hot dog after it falls on the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart and rolls under the counter. By the time he takes a bite, it has various things attached--a band aid, a paper clip, dust, etc. Very phunny

*cackle* :lol:

Judith's in Ohio!! wonder how Velcro is doign? He's been through such trauma. I hope the new family works out for him.....

later, sills :wink:

<sooooooooooooo tired of getting emoticonally busted> :mad face:

elye Community Regular
I notice I am spending more time THINKING about what should be done....and then so much time has passed as I've fretted over it, that it hasn't gotten done. :huh: Super productive.

Dear gawd......this made me sit up, eyes widening. .... .... . ....

'Tis the story of me life.

:lol:

as long as it wasn't a CRUTCH TIP. Would be really weird to find one'a those. :lol:

Crap, literally NO ONE would believe a story like THAT......an errant crutch tip, suddenly found somewhere... . ........as if.. . . ......!

:lol:

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I gots ta git me o'er ta the book, czech oot thoze piks!!

Is it sick and wrong that we REALLY need a new bed I've been sleeping on the aero bed in the basement for a month cuzofa bad back, so we go to mattress world last night and of course the bed we need and want is the very most expensive bed in the whole darned place, so we asked about a floor model, they had what we wanted in the size we wanted--right place at right time and got a 7500$ bed for 2400(!!!) BUUUUUTTTTT, it kinda grosses me out that creepy, dirty, stinky peeps have layed on this bed icon8.gif

Hope y'all had a great candy nite. My kiddo's got in some majah trouble last night for being ornry and got all their candy taken away. My sonny boy was huntin 'round for it this morning. Too bad for them-they each only got 1 piece, too bad for me-the rest of the candy sucked, nothing worth eating! :rolleyes:

I gots me my vita-mix yesterday and have been pureeing everything in sight, kidz bettah watch out... Made cream of broccoli soup that tasted like crap <_<

Once I was having a dinner party and dropped an entire (cut) loaf of homemade gluten-free garlic/rosemary bread on the floor. Before anyone could see, I quickly picked up, reassembled and served :huh: Is that wrong?? :P

Are ya shredding yet Sooz?

curlyfries Contributor
Now, just goofing around, getting a whole lot of nothing accomplished....puttering on projects here and there, starting and not finishing things, half-arsed cleaning out closet and then....getting distracted by sumfin' in the other room. :lol: Story of my life. I NEED a BORDER COLLIE here to HURD (sp?) me. :lol: I notice I am spending more time THINKING about what should be done....and then so much time has passed as I've fretted over it, that it hasn't gotten done. :huh: Super productive.

Dear gawd......this made me sit up, eyes widening. .... .... . ....

'Tis the story of me life.

Mine too! Cannot for the life o' me stick to one thing til its completion. <_<

Lots o' dealings with crutch tips here, lately. Wood crutches have tan ones, metal crutches have grEy ones. Hubby did his pirate thang for Halloween. So when he took off his artificial foot, he had to add a crutch tip.

.....Aaaand heeeere we are!

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      Hi Colleen Are you supplementing B12/having injections? I have learned recently that sometimes when you start addressing a B12 deficiency, it can temporarily make your symptoms worse.  But it is important not to stop the treatment.  Regarding your problems with anxiety, again that is another symptom of a B12 deficiency.   I didn't know what anxiety was until it hit me like a train several months before gastrointestinal issues began, so I can certainly relate.   Two books which helped me hugely were At Last A Life by Paul David (there is a website you can look up) and The Depression Cure: The Six-Step Programme to Beat Depression Without Drugs by Dr Steve Llardi.  Although his book is aimed at people who have depression, following the principals he sets out was so helpful in lessening my anxiety.  Llardi suggests we need to focus on getting enough: - physical exercise - omega-3 fatty acids - natural sunlight exposure - restorative sleep - social connectedness - meaningful, engaging activity   ... and we should feel a lot better. That is not to stay you must stop taking medication for depression or anxiety if you have been prescribed it, but adopting the changes Dr Llardi sets out in the book should really help. Can I just ask two more questions:  1) you say that you are B12 deficient, did they test your iron levels too?  If not, you really ought to be checked for deficiency and, 2) did they check your thyroid function, as an overactive thyroid can be cause rapid heartbeat and a lot of coeliacs have thyroid issues? Cristiana        
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