The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

I'm Baaaaack!

Kahren!!!!! I was wondering WIH you've been off to!

Tahoe sounds great

[Jestgar]

so ut turnw sa out yhsat if ytoy bhekpr the barttendet at a FUNDRAITERS SHRE MAKEA SURE YOUE HAVE PLENTY to dringk, dont rhenkom ehat she way msaking mubt uit was lots og rum. forutybibnantely one petsonm dicifed not to dring so we got rides homte. habr to go nakbld tomoroew to vlelsnanf p and tgheres allthese fish to feal with,. and hug e bucj of indian foood ibnt he firg. I mthinkg it m one of the more sober ones. have toslerrp

ive ga r d=qyuier a buit ot drimk. somejthing with rima nd coococoncut zbabbdn siomehrinngf green

[nikki-uk]

so ut turnw sa out yhsat if ytoy bhekpr the barttendet at a FUNDRAITERS SHRE MAKEA SURE YOUE HAVE PLENTY to dringk, dont rhenkom ehat she way msaking mubt uit was lots og rum. forutybibnantely one petsonm dicifed not to dring so we got rides homte. habr to go nakbld tomoroew to vlelsnanf p and tgheres allthese fish to feal with,. and hug e bucj of indian foood ibnt he firg. I mthinkg it m one of the more sober ones. have toslerrp

ive ga r d=qyuier a buit ot drimk. somejthing with rima nd coococoncut zbabbdn siomehrinngf green

HOLY HECK JESS!!!!

<_{Oh sorry, was I too loud?}>

......sounds like my kind of night!!

Gyiann-eet & her 'winter's worth of poo'

Welcome baaaaaack Karenly!!!!!

Stanley & I are off to meet Sven for a 2 hours.....later peeps :-)

[curlyfries]

Juyst FYI, I'm male. Tie is loose, but fully dwessed.

We need more of those....we just can't seem to keep 'em around.

They usually high-tail it outta here when we start discussing things like singing va-jay-jays with glitter, or non-symmetrical boobage.

Then there's the non-symmetrical issues for the estrogen-challenged as well

Ptaughmnus doesn't grace us with his presence as much as he used to , but I swear we didn't scare him off! PeOter has been our only guy who has stuck it out.......but it has come with a price......

.....he has shown us his meatballs, his deck, his tool....

Oh, and by the way.......how long is your thumb?

OMG . . . anybody else visualizing Elmer Fudd doing a strip-tease??? . . . Oh my eyes!!!! . . . somebody make it stop!!!

I'm Baaaaack!

Yay!!!! She's back!!! I tried snow skiing back in my 20's.

Me and snow just don't get along.

By the way, Dada.......we scare off a crap-load of women, too........not intentionally.....not sure why....

so ut turnw sa out yhsat if ytoy bhekpr the barttendet at a FUNDRAITERS SHRE MAKEA SURE YOUE HAVE PLENTY to dringk, dont rhenkom ehat she way msaking mubt uit was lots og rum. forutybibnantely one petsonm dicifed not to dring so we got rides homte. habr to go nakbld tomoroew to vlelsnanf p and tgheres allthese fish to feal with,. and hug e bucj of indian foood ibnt he firg. I mthinkg it m one of the more sober ones. have toslerrp

ive ga r d=qyuier a buit ot drimk. somejthing with rima nd coococoncut zbabbdn siomehrinngf green

Boy, Geoss.....you really outdid yerself this time!

But I think I've got it!

Let's see.....

So it turns out that if you help the bartender at a fundraiser she makes sure that you have plenty to drink, don't remember what she was making, but it had lots of rum. Fortunately, one person decided not to drink so we got rides home.

OK......this is where it gets tricky....

Have to go back tomorrow to help clean up and there's all these fish to deal with, and a huge bucket of Indian food in the fridge. I think I'm one of the more sober ones.

Are you sure about that?

Have to sleep.

I've had quite a bit to drink. Something with rum and coconut and something green.

WHEW!!!!

Stanley & I are off to meet Sven for a 2 hours.....later peeps :-)

Have fun!!!

You're probably back by now. I really should meet this Sven some time.

[Darn210]

By the way, Dada.......we scare off a crap-load of women, too........not intentionally.....not sure why....

crap-load?? . . . yep, about the same amount that I picked up out of my back yard yesterday . . . ummm, let me clarify, I picked up crap, not women.

Boy, Geoss.....you really outdid yerself this time!

But I think I've got it!

Let's see.....

So it turns out that if you help the bartender at a fundraiser she makes sure that you have plenty to drink, don't remember what she was making, but it had lots of rum. Fortunately, one person decided not to drink so we got rides home.

OK......this is where it gets tricky....

Have to go back tomorrow to help clean up and there's all these fish to deal with, and a huge bucket of Indian food in the fridge. I think I'm one of the more sober ones.

excellent . . .

Are you sure about that?

I was thinkin' the same thing

Have to sleep.

I've had quite a bit to drink. Something with rum and coconut and something green.

WHEW!!!!

Wow!!! Thanks Lisa!!! I was really struggling this time and I thought I was pretty good at interpreting Inebriated Jessese. Jess was really snockered!! I don't think we'll see her today what wif the hangover, and all the fish and Indian food she has to deal with . . . Now, if you were hungover, don't you think dealing with fish and Indian food would make you toss your cookies?? (<--- really appropriate dontcha think wif the vomitous fishbone)

Hope the chkvrbs are OK

[elye]

Dear GAWWWWD... . . . .... . .... :lol: .. . ........ . .I DO hope Jyessss is slerrrping.. . . ..

And I must say, thank gawd we have an interpreter bar none within our midst - - thank you, Leeeeasargh. Man, you don't just handle the hearing impaired impressively - - you've got the cognitively impaired down, those with temporary motor-skill challenges, the "I-have-to-stop-after-this-one,-honestly" group.... . ...we should elect you as head of Essential Services in Psillyville!

Imagine what Dada is thinking as he comes upon Jyesss's post? Clearly we need some disclaimers, here: Da, Jyesss is this brilliant numbers woman who works exceedingly hard and, at times, would seem to play hard. She comes in to inform us of her evening after cooococonut runm, civkcebs and citroonleloo.... . .....

I WANNA DO THIS! Drink and party until I canna make out the letters on the keyboard, and canna hit them in sequence even if I could see 'em!

Thassit. I am heading out to visit Jyesss this summer, as well.

[curlyfries]

(<--- really appropriate dontcha think wif the vomitous fishbone)

excellent!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Good gawd....so much silly to comment on and I have to get going to the airport. Jess--<giggle>--nuttin left in that bottle but a vapor, I take it!

Is that Dada hightailing it outta here after Leesigh's post about boobage and estrogen?

The vomitous phishbone!!!

Ok--see ya'll later

[Darn210]

I'm a fan of Jestgar--she's a good source of info.

so ut turnw sa out yhsat if ytoy bhekpr the barttendet at a FUNDRAITERS SHRE MAKEA SURE YOUE HAVE PLENTY to dringk, dont rhenkom ehat she way msaking mubt uit was lots og rum. forutybibnantely one petsonm dicifed not to dring so we got rides homte. habr to go nakbld tomoroew to vlelsnanf p and tgheres allthese fish to feal with,. and hug e bucj of indian foood ibnt he firg. I mthinkg it m one of the more sober ones. have toslerrp

ive ga r d=qyuier a buit ot drimk. somejthing with rima nd coococoncut zbabbdn siomehrinngf green

. . . I just thought these two quotes should be seen back-to-back.

I'm Baaaaack!

It's about time, missy!!! . . . and it won't take that long to catch-up . . . we had a couple of slow days.

[Jestgar]

holy crap what was i thiking i think i'm still druk and i look like aracoon with makesup smeared all nder my eyes. gotta have some coffee. we have to go back and clean up. i'm not sure a cople of the other ladies will even make it. i got the keyes being deemed the most responsible of the crew (including the not drunk one ) so i have no choice but to go back.

[Darn210]

holy crap what was i thiking i think i'm still druk and i look like aracoon with makesup smeared all nder my eyes. gotta have some coffee. we have to go back and clean up. i'm not sure a cople of the other ladies will even make it. i got the keyes being deemed the most responsible of the crew (including the not drunk one ) so i have no choice but to go back.

. . . but are you nude?? . . . and yes, based on your spelling/typing, you're still drunk . . . . . . is your designated driver coming to pick you up??

[Jestgar]

must be starting to wear off cuz my head is starting to hurt. I'm planning on walking there in lieu of my morning walk. i think i can spend two more hours drinking coffee before i have to leave, but then, I can get a hemp milk latte if i go early... far too difficult a thing to think about right now.

the centerpieces were fish bowls with live fish...what am i supposed to do with those??? the indian food i guess we're having for lunch (i saved the gluten-free stuff ) and there's one cake that the rest of the girls can have.

and 16 foot bamboo

and the rest of the rum.....

[elye]

Little by little, Jyesss is coming back. ... . . ....very Flowers-for Algernon-ish, 'tis... . ....

Very funny.. . .. ....I was swimming laps this morning, and suddenly began to wonder if anyone here went routing around outside The Pville, checking to see if Jyesss at any point last night attempted to be the pragmatic, informative source that she so often is in other threads. Might be an idea... .. . ...the disclaimer offered to Dada may be needed elsewhere. Some poor, overwhelmed newly-diagnosed bloke comes on with a million questions, checks back and sees that Jestgar has responded -- Eureka! She is SO full of great advice and information! But then, he reads this:

Yolou meighhte hacve galooeten introlreaanmce orr pceeliacs. <! asjdk yur dioctre to ruyn theb flolloowinmg trests::: tTTTTGH-igA Anteigiliadiaon IIIAga titss ue atrensgrlutamninasse.. .. ...anfd some oethre oones. . .... .. ... ...

Dada, go and check for us, will ya?

the centerpieces were fish bowls with live fish...what am i supposed to do with those???

and 16 foot bamboo

and the rest of the rum.....

Lord.. . . . . ....those things in combination.. ....... ....... . ..scary pictures flashing in me mind. .. ...

[kareng]

It's about time, missy!!! . . . and it won't take that long to catch-up . . . we had a couple of slow days.

Looks like a lot to catch up on:

Flat Stanley is visiting

A man was scared off of this site

Little green heads vomiting fish bones

Too many drinks & swimming fish

& that's just the last few posts

Much to catch up on here, too. Food shopping & preparing (2 teen boys). Always laundry. Homework assigned well before break that must be caught up today. Fortunately, with 6-8 inches of snow melting on ground - all out door soccers & Lacrosses are cancelled. So little time..... so many things to do....

[elye]

Looks like a lot to catch up on:

Flat Stanley is visiting

A man was scared off of this site

Little green heads vomiting fish bones

Too many drinks & swimming fish

& that's just the last few posts

'Tis true.. . . we do pack a whole lot into a few posts, don't we?

Good luck gettin' yerselves settled back in, Kherrighne... . . .laundry, homework, groceries, food prep.... . ..... . . 'tis much of my life all the time, it would seem... . . ...

We heard on the news about the 30 cm of psnaough dumped on youse guys over the last couple of days! Bollocks!!

[Jestgar]

ok, so I have a bunch of water bottles filled with what remained of the rum and vodka. Don't understand why no one else wanted them.... And the midori. And about 8 pounds of spinach paneer. and some chicken kabobs. and windows 7. I'm thinking I need to write them another check.

I just got home from cleaning up and now I need to go to my SIL 's birthday party, which I thought started at 5 but really starts at 4 and I need to shower but I'm eating some spinach first (before dinner, but hers won't be as good, since it's not indian).

[Jestgar]

ah screw it, i'm not bathing. no one will notice.

[Darn210]

ah screw it, i'm not bathing. no one will notice.

Especially if you share all that rum and vodka with them . . . no one will notice anything.

Jess, where is the BIG version of your dog tree?. . . my eyes are too old to see such small writing.

[Dada2hapas]

Egads!!!

Almost reminds me of undergrad--used to work in the molecular biology lab for our advisor in the evenings till very late, but sometimes we dipped into the 100% EtoH.

One pretty, brilliant and hardworking gal (now a brilliant physician, but still a very good friend) awoke the next am on the lab bench surrounded by giggling freshman biology students. Maybe one day she'll see this post. I hope not.

[Darn210]

Jess, where is the BIG version of your dog tree?. . . my eyes are too old to see such small writing.

This is what I got when I googled:

[Darn210]

One pretty, brilliant and hardworking gal (now a brilliant physician, but still a very good friend) awoke the next am on the lab bench surrounded by giggling freshman biology students.

You already know Jess??!!?? Why didn't you say so??

[elye]

Almost reminds me of undergrad--used to work in the molecular biology lab for our advisor in the evenings till very late, but sometimes we dipped into the 100% EtoH.

Uh, oh.... . ... . ........Dada.. .. . . ....are you a mathS person, too??. . . . . . ....We is surrounded.. . . . ......

Um, what is Etoh? Japanese... . ... .....rum? Wodka? Some molecular concoction?

One pretty, brilliant and hardworking gal (now a brilliant physician, but still a very good friend) awoke the next am on the lab bench surrounded by giggling freshman biology students. Maybe one day she'll see this post. I hope not.

You know, this very thought often flashes through me mind, as well..... .. . . . ...I speak here about any number of entertaining characters that file through my life - - relatives, neighboUrs, hired workmen, co-workers, my mom's cleaning lady from childhood - - thinking, "there is no way they will EVER be on this forum". However, a little voice is always whispering, "you DO realize how many new gluten intolerants/celiacs are diagnosed worldwide each DAY? And how many of them surf the web, looking for answers and support? Mr. Chow could ABSOLUTELY be reading along".... .. . ....... . . . ........ . . .

Gads.

[elye]

This is what I got when I googled:

This brilliant little guy reminds me of Weezee... . . . .....and/or Stinker. Didn't Sooozle say that Tika climbed trees?

We Miss Psoooze........ . . . . . ..

[Dada2hapas]

Um, what is Etoh? Japanese... . ... .....rum? Wodka? Some molecular concoction?

Sorry. That's short for ethanol. 100% being equal to 200 proof Wodka. We had to add water to it, so it wouldn't suck all the moisture from our lips. I hope our old advisor isn't reading this either.

[curlyfries]

the centerpieces were fish bowls with live fish...what am i supposed to do with those???

So my interpretation makes sense after all! I was a little confused about the fish.

Little by little, Jyesss is coming back. ... . . ....very Flowers-for Algernon-ish, 'tis... . ....

It won't be much longer, and she'll be smarter than the mouse