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Jestgar Rising Star

The key is to make sure the floor is level before you start ;)

Any new pics of the kitchen re-do?

um.... I can't find the thingy to charge my camera....


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The key is to make sure the floor is level before you start ;)

Don't EVEN git me started!!!! There's 1 freakin white tile in the middle of the new-still unfinished-bathroom that sticks up a good 1/4 inch above the rest. I'm clutzy enough to trip over that sucker daily!

:lol: We are in the same boat...I just had a cup o'tea and a Lara Bar. Lunch....

I've been at work since 0630. All I've had is a cup o coffee and an Odwalla bar <_< I WANT ICE CREAM!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Don't EVEN git me started!!!! There's 1 freakin white tile in the middle of the new-still unfinished-bathroom that sticks up a good 1/4 inch above the rest. I'm clutzy enough to trip over that sucker daily!

Friends of ours in Jersey had their kitchen floor tiled "professionally", and within a year some of the tiles cracked because the contractor didn't level the floor correctly. They had to have it all redone.

kareng Grand Master

Did I tell yooz guys I dyed me hair GINGER?? :ph34r:

WIH?!?!..... t'was an impulse..... to get rid of the ever increasing grEy, but not sure if it ain't TOO LOUD!!

LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! The color & the curls!

Well, I decided the tile people were way too expensive so me friend and I are gonna do it, heat and all :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Rent a really good tile saw. We did a backsplash with a hand cutter. Hubs hand almost didn't recover.

...Al & me watching 'Dr Who' (he is OBSESSED!!...t'is the highlight of his week)

Haven't seen that show in years. My father stills watches it. When my brother got married about 20 years ago, his wife made him a coat like the Dr Who at that time wore as his wedding present.

kareng Grand Master

I've been at work since 0630. All I've had is a cup o coffee and an Odwalla bar <_< I WANT ICE CREAM!!!!!

Mission Update: Purely Decadent cocnut ice cream has been located and procured.

jerseyangel Proficient

Mission Update: Purely Decadent cocnut ice cream has been located and procured.

Yippee!! Enjoy :D

Jestgar Rising Star

Mission Update: Purely Decadent cocnut ice cream has been located and procured.

And the verdict is......??????

Bought a tile cutter. Plan to do my bathroom too. And maybe my able-bodied-assistant's kitchen, if we can talk her mom into it. She wanted the humongoid $160 cutter but the sales person talked her out of it.


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Four more days of school!!!! I'd be even more excited if I had a job for the summer <_<

The Special Needs department provided lunch for the assistants.......and it was Q'doba's!!!!!!!! I was in heaven!!. No rice, but lettuce was fine with me :)

My son, Nathan got his assistantship back that he lost when he got Leukemia!!!!

DRAT!!!!....Shoulda done 'fast reply'....let's see :unsure:

Ummmmm...... :huh:

Nikkers.....love the hair! I've thought of going some shade of red, but don't think I could pull it off.

Love Purely Decadent ice cream. Haven't had it in a whale while (thought this was funny, so I left it in, but still had to edit....just a tad OCD about things like that). I wonder if agave would give me the same problems as sugar? :unsure:

Lovely day, today. Hubby and I went garage-saleing on his motorcycle :D

curlyfries Contributor

Bought a tile cutter. Plan to do my bathroom too. And maybe my able-bodied-assistant's kitchen, if we can talk her mom into it. She wanted the humongoid $160 cutter but the sales person talked her out of it.

You can do my bathroom next! :D

Jestgar Rising Star

You can do my bathroom next! :D

If you haul the tile in from the car. Dang those boxes are heavy.

jerseyangel Proficient

If you haul the tile in from the car. Dang those boxes are heavy.

Me back hurts just thinking about it!

mushroom Proficient

We had to use our excess bathroom tiles to weight down the bottom of Emileigh's "kitty condo"; this dainty miss weighs in at over 16 lbs and the top floor of the condo is cantilevered :unsure: (or at least it used to be until we put a supporting member underneath) :rolleyes: Well, Maine Coons are BIG kitties:D

celiac-mommy Collaborator

3 more days till we head to Seattle!!!!! WooHoo!!!!!

I saw 14 patients today, I are soooo tired! I have those Reebok easytone shoes and I'm pretty sure they are not meant to be worn for 12 hours straight wifout sitting down, me legs are KILLING me, but maybe my butt will be a bit lifted tomorrow... :huh::rolleyes:

And the verdict is......??????

Yeah lady, we're waiting! Which flava-flav didja git?

My son, Nathan got his assistantship back that he lost when he got Leukemia!!!!

Lovely day, today. Hubby and I went garage-saleing on his motorcycle :D

Yeah!!!

That's a good way not no come home with anything too big ;)

kareng Grand Master

This was a gluten-free day at our house! M had to do a family project for scouts so he and I made 2 kinds of gluten-free pizza crusts. We hadn't tried to yet. We made Chebe and gluten-free Pantry. Both came out good. We have ways to improve them next time. We just had the ice cream - Turtle Tracks and PB chocolate. Very yummy. Boys didn't like the turtle tracks because it tasted coconutty. Hub really liked the TT because it tasted coconutty. Thanks for the recomendation.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

This was a gluten-free day at our house! M had to do a family project for scouts so he and I made 2 kinds of gluten-free pizza crusts. We hadn't tried to yet. We made Chebe and gluten-free Pantry. Both came out good. We have ways to improve them next time. We just had the ice cream - Turtle Tracks and PB chocolate. Very yummy. Boys didn't like the turtle tracks because it tasted coconutty. Hub really liked the TT because it tasted coconutty. Thanks for the recomendation.

Men.

kareng Grand Master

Men.

Hee hee!

How's the new job? Do they appreciate your colorful shirts?

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Bought a tile cutter. Plan to do my bathroom too. And maybe my able-bodied-assistant's kitchen, if we can talk her mom into it. She wanted the humongoid $160 cutter but the sales person talked her out of it.

Terry has 'tool envy' :lol:

My son, Nathan got his assistantship back that he lost when he got Leukemia!!!!

:D:D:D

How's he doing Leese???...all good?

Nikkers.....love the hair! I've thought of going some shade of red, but don't think I could pull it off.

I'm pretty sure yer could Leese..... everyone should try!!!! (Ummm, maybe not PeOter :unsure: )

Hubby and I went garage-saleing on his motorcycle :D

FAB!! (I think this is the same as our 'boot sale'?)

We've just got back from a flower and arts & craft show (GADS I LOVE being middle aged and boring!!! ....... no really! :lol:)

Bought a beauty of a Japanese Acer plant (red - to go wiv me hair ;) ).... also found a stall selling all gluten-free goodies - Al was in heaven!!!! ... t'is the wee things that make a day!! :D

I have those Reebok easytone shoes and I'm pretty sure they are not meant to be worn for 12 hours straight wifout sitting down, me legs are KILLING me, but maybe my butt will be a bit lifted tomorrow... :huh::rolleyes:

Heck, your bum cheeks will be up by your neck !!!!!!! :lol:

...had thought about getting these...

REFUSING to enter ANY discussions about ice -cream........ 'cos I want it ALL and I 'm nearly outta points for the day <_<

<just think of my back, just think of my back>

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy Sunday, sills :D

Leesiugh--I read over on da book about Nathan's assistantship! Capital news, as is you and Brian shopping via motorcycle :D Youse guys rock :wub:

Hi Bun Hun--how is the job going wif a week under yer belt? :)

Hee!! 'Boot sale' and 'tool envy'--phunny Nik. I've been thinking about a pair of those newfangled shape up shoes....me tush could use a 'lil lift. B)

I'm holding an open house this afternoon....realtor gave me a sign. Probably won't get many through--if any at all--but I phigure what the heck, I'm here anyway.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Hee hee!

How's the new job? Do they appreciate your colorful shirts?

Well, apparently my fears on that front were completely unfounded. I guess the days I was interviewing and stuff people were wearing their dull clothes, because I haven't got anything remotely as flashy as what some of those girls are wearing. But the new job is really great. They really do train you and pay attention to what you're doing, it's awesome. I'm tired of places that don't actually take the time to train you what to do.

elye Community Regular

Gah! Must get on Phacebook to scope out the details, but what TERRIFIC news about Nathan, Leeeese! :D What an amazing story he has to tell - - well, your entire family's story, really - - this jaw-dropping journey through the last couple o' years.. .. . .... ..I'm telling you, it's a book!

Bought a beauty of a Japanese Acer plant (red - to go wiv me hair ;) )....

Gnick! You need to take this plant out of its pot and nestle it in your hair.. . ......wear it about like Carmen Miranda!. .. ..Wait.. . . .:unsure:....she had fruit in her hair... . ......

Heck, your bum cheeks will be up by your neck !!!!!!! :lol:

Crap.. . . ....better than down around yer ankles. . . . ......just below yer boobs.... ...<_<

They really do train you and pay attention to what you're doing, it's awesome. I'm tired of places that don't actually take the time to train you what to do.

((((SIGH))))). . ... .....like the position of Motherhood. No training, I got... . .... NONE....So, I've never known what in hell I'm doing.... . ..<_<:rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor

How's he doing Leese???...all good?

Phantastic!!!! I wish I had his energy! He's been mountain biking, hiking, planting trees, installing gutters, building a pergola, putting in a vegetable garden, finalizing his research, writing papers.......it wears me out just thinking about it!

Since he finished his rounds of chemo in November, he has had two maintenance doses. The first made him pretty nauseous, but this last one was fine. His doc had changed his ant-nausea meds. The doc is giving him these doses occassionally as a safe-guard. His was such an unusual case, they don't know what to expect. You will very likely see his case in the medical journals one day. Anywho....this chemo does not keep him from getting out and doing things. :D

Gah! Must get on Phacebook to scope out the details, but what TERRIFIC news about Nathan, Leeeese! :D What an amazing story he has to tell - - well, your entire family's story, really - - this jaw-dropping journey through the last couple o' years.. .. . .... ..I'm telling you, it's a book!

Who knows.....it could happen. But not until Brian's lawsuit is over......whenever that will be <_<

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Quick poop in cause I HAD to share this with you all. It's ridiculously awesome (and VERY cute!).

Since 2008, two French hikers have chronicled their trek from Miami, FL to the tip of South America, a journey of 15,000km (about 9,320 miles) through 13 countries.

But what elevates this hike down a hemisphere straight into the Cuteosphere is the third member of the team: A stray kitten who joined them in Louisiana.

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Watch the video :wub: :wub: :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient

Quick poop in cause I HAD to share this with you all. It's ridiculously awesome (and VERY cute!).

Since 2008, two French hikers have chronicled their trek from Miami, FL to the tip of South America, a journey of 15,000km (about 9,320 miles) through 13 countries.

But what elevates this hike down a hemisphere straight into the Cuteosphere is the third member of the team: A stray kitten who joined them in Louisiana.

Open Original Shared Link

Watch the video :wub: :wub: :wub:

OMGawd--just the cutest thing ever!! I love him :wub:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Nik!!! I LOVE the hair!!! It's great wif yer skin tone!

I'm holding an open house this afternoon....realtor gave me a sign.

Did s/he say "Here's yer sign" :lol: :lol: :lol: I crack meselph up today :rolleyes:

Well, apparently my fears on that front were completely unfounded. I guess the days I was interviewing and stuff people were wearing their dull clothes, because I haven't got anything remotely as flashy as what some of those girls are wearing. But the new job is really great. They really do train you and pay attention to what you're doing, it's awesome. I'm tired of places that don't actually take the time to train you what to do.

Soooo happy you're having a good time!

Crap.. . . ....better than down around yer ankles. . . . ......just below yer boobs.... ...<_<

Yeah, I think it may be a problem that soon my arse may be higher than my boobsicles :huh::lol:

However, the shoes are great! After my 12 hell yesterday, I was down a pound! Down 4, 8 to go!! May all go to hell this week since we'll be in Victoria.... Afternoon tea at the Empress hotel may screw it all up, but for 55$ per person, you'd better believe I'm gonna eat anything and everything they set in front of me!! ;)

Phantastic!!!! I wish I had his energy! He's been mountain biking, hiking, planting trees, installing gutters, building a pergola, putting in a vegetable garden, finalizing his research, writing papers.......it wears me out just thinking about it!

Is he married?? I've got a beautiful sister.....

nikki-uk Enthusiast

((((SIGH))))). . ... .....like the position of Motherhood. No training, I got... . .... NONE....So, I've never known what in hell I'm doing.... . ..<_<:rolleyes:

:lol:

T'is a work in progress for me - which some days I FAIL :ph34r:

Phantastic!!!! I wish I had his energy! He's been mountain biking, hiking, planting trees, installing gutters, building a pergola, putting in a vegetable garden, finalizing his research, writing papers.......it wears me out just thinking about it!

Since he finished his rounds of chemo in November, he has had two maintenance doses. The first made him pretty nauseous, but this last one was fine. His doc had changed his ant-nausea meds. The doc is giving him these doses occassionally as a safe-guard. His was such an unusual case, they don't know what to expect. You will very likely see his case in the medical journals one day. Anywho....this chemo does not keep him from getting out and doing things. :D

WOW Leese!!!!!!!!!

You Hawkins peeps sure bounce back good!! :D

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I can't take EET!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

....and NOW I know about cuteoverload.com <_< = VORTEX!!!!!!!!!!

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