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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
And suddely pattichuck is gone and has been replaced by a screaming 3 year old! Ahhh...thank Heaven for Litlle girls (my niece :ph34r::wub: )

What you can't see is 'evil Aunty Bev' doing a pinch and twist to the poor wee thing


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Emerald nut? :o

That would be one helluva toss from Canada.

Dorito? :P

It was Tostitos! Remember? And don't forget, Tostitos are boring and will be replaced with buritos . . . dang that sauce stings!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Patti-

Did you clean the bathtub from the aftermath of our party?

Darn210 Enthusiast
...Okay, he's here...I'm rushing in to post as he finishes his song...I, like you, Richard, have always been a big fan, but I simply will NOT ask him if he's got emerald nuts.

...He is a low baritone, so I'm guessing his nuts are a more substantial colour--russet or burnt sienna, perhaps.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oh, I hope Light isn't around....

OH MY GAAAAWWWWDDDD . . . STOP . . . STOP . . . I can't take it any more!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Nikki - Luv the av :lol::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
I'm NEVER allowed to have expanded cable. :huh: would do literally NOTHING but watch Food Channel (aka Celaic porn), HGTV, freakish, train-wreck reality shows (like Gene Simmons etc.), Food Porn, horrible Lifetime movies :ph34r: , Food Porn, Discovery Health.......any of it.

Food porn :lol:

Susie Q you have such discipline, such restraint ........of which I have none.

I watch it all! Everything! Me and my tv against the world! Bwahahahaha!

Well not E V E R Y T H I N G, I draw the line at Tila Tequilla :o

(I do watch food porn however, Paula Deen is my favorite :D )

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Patti-

Did you clean the bathtub from the aftermath of our party?

I would re-do the loo if I were Patti. The stink of wet yeti and all...

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Redo the loo! HEHE

Should we volunteer to help her flip the bathroom? Maybe we can get her some neat multicolored tiles and a big disco ball and we can make it into the party room! For all future bubble bath parties!


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Patti-

Did you clean the bathtub from the aftermath of our party?

I have, thanks to Bev. Those Chuck-arms came in real handy. I even lifted the tub and cleaned under it :)

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Redo the loo! HEHE

Should we volunteer to help her flip the bathroom? Maybe we can get her some neat multicolored tiles and a big disco ball and we can make it into the party room! For all future bubble bath parties!

This sounds like a job for Ty Pennington! Move that Bus!

Green12 Enthusiast
And suddely pattichuck is gone and has been replaced by a screaming 3 year old! Ahhh...thank Heaven for Litlle girls (my niece :ph34r::wub: )

Bev, love your avatar. Such a cutie!

Susie- I thought your mojo had been located in stinky hockey bag :huh: Maybe it just needs to air out a little?

Janet you are obsessed! Sneaking away to get a Silly Yak fix when you have company, what is wrong with you :lol::lol::lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Oh RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

That's unfair!!!

Ya could have pimped my pic with someone better than the (wets himself at airport alcoholic) HOFF!!!!!!!!!!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Food porn :lol:

(I do watch food porn however, Paula Deen is my favorite :D )

I can't consider Paula Dean (and her tub of butter) food porn. Giada the 'food'tart', now there's a 'chef' making the most of her talents in the kitchen. :rolleyes: That's food porn!

jerseyangel Proficient

How did our fair Nikki get saddled with him?????

Ew-w-www :o

Richard--fix this, pleeeze!!!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Oh RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

That's unfair!!!

Ya could have pimped my pic with someone better than the (wets himself at airport alcoholic) HOFF!!!!!!!!!!

What say you? The 'Hoff is the UBER-PIMP!!

(I was unaware of his propensity for incontinence) :o

TriticusToxicum Explorer
How did our fair Nikki get saddled with him?????

Ew-w-www :o

Richard--fix this, pleeeze!!!

alright, alright...alright already....I was mistaken. He's only HUGE in Germany...not so big with the rest of Europe I guess...

Green12 Enthusiast
Redo the loo! HEHE

Maybe we can get her some neat multicolored tiles and a big disco ball and we can make it into the party room! For all future bubble bath parties!

LOVE IT!

I can't consider Paula Dean (and her tub of butter) food porn

Have you seen her lick her fingers and taste her dishes with ecstasy???

DingoGirl Enthusiast

<---- LOOK at my pitiful, fat girl......she really can hardly walk! :o dear God I hope nothing's broken (cha CHING)

...He is a low baritone, so I'm guessing his nuts are a more substantial colour--russet or burnt sienna, perhaps.

Oh, I hope Light isn't around....

she is NOT going to be happy with us.....

What you can't see is 'evil Aunty Bev' doing a pinch and twist to the poor wee thing

yes I do think BEV is the banshee here!

Patti-

Did you clean the bathtub from the aftermath of our party?

How on earth IS Patti going to explain to the new owners about the yeti fur in the permanently-clogged drain? :huh:

Susie Q you have such discipline, such restraint ........of which I have none.

*SNORT* :o *CHORTLE*

WHAT?????

DISCIPLINE?????

oh my Looooooooooooord if you only knew. Trying to lose 5 pounds....and at night....eating sunflower seeds, scoops of peanut butter (w/ sugar sprinkled on top), Tr. Joe's Soy Flaxseed chips (oh lord the CALORIES).....on and on and on....discipline, my friend, is the thing I am SORELY LACKING these days. :ph34r:

p.s. Paula Deen is my FAVORITE - - and that is what we call HARD CORE PORN!!! Always all kinds of gooey fried dough and deserts..... :(

Janet you are obsessed! Sneaking away to get a Silly Yak fix when you have company, what is wrong with you :lol:

I know, how could she? :lol: :lol:

Yes, mojo was spotted in Emily's husband's dirty FOOTBALL bag.... I've asked Bob Goulet to bring it to me.....

And there's the HOFF!!! Was wondering when he'd show up! (oh Nikki you lucky devil!!! - - NOT!)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Have you seen her lick her fingers and taste her dishes with ecstasy???

WOT??

She actually pops the pill right on air in front of the nation??????? :o;):lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Leaving to head home, have fun Sillies!

Green12 Enthusiast
alright, alright...alright already....I was mistaken. He's only HUGE in Germany...not so big with the rest of Europe I guess...

Is the Hoff being hassled??

I must have missed it Nikki because I do not see him in your avatar :blink:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
And there's the HOFF!!! Was wondering when he'd show up! (oh Nikki you lucky devil!!! - - NOT!)

He smells of wee <_<

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I can't consider Paula Dean (and her tub of butter) food porn. Giada the 'food'tart', now there's a 'chef' making the most of her talents in the kitchen. :rolleyes: That's food porn!

Giada is indeed THE food tartlet.....but we are talking about the FOOD Richard, THE FOOD. The FOOD is the porn.....not the preparer. ;)

And BTW - can I tell you all of a recent trend that is bothering me on cooking shows...well okay, I will....it's these new "sexy" closeups of ALL ingredients - Giada's show is famous for this, and many others are following suit...w/ the gentle music in teh background....this drives me nuts.... :blink:

NO NO NO!!! Just give me some Paula Deen and her southern fatty foods and no sexy closeups.....or Paula Deen's sons eating tasty, glutenous fried things all over America..... :(

*sniff*

What say you? The 'Hoff is the UBER-PIMP!!

(I was unaware of his propensity for incontinence) :o

Oh yes, didn't you see the hamburger-eating video his daughters filmed? With food all over his face? NOT food porn... :huh:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
He smells of wee <_<

<=====Best I could do on short notice. :rolleyes:

I don't think he smells of wee (snickers) Maybe Amanda can confirm.

Later you nuts (Emerald and otherwise).

Off to save the world...........

jerseyangel Proficient
LOOK at my pitiful, fat girl......she really can hardly walk! :o dear God I hope nothing's broken (cha CHING)

The poor thing :( I hope it's nothing serious.

Leaving to head home, have fun Sillies!

See ya later :D

Green12 Enthusiast
He smells of wee <_<

Oh Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

Another almost-pee-in-my-pants-laughing-so-hard moment when I read this Nikki!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Bye Amanda!

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