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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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T'was thinking a similar thing meselph.

Will it work with pence?? :unsure: - what denomination should I use??

One p =too small, as is 5p

Two p or 10?? Heads or tailz??

I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Meanwhile...EM!!!...tough luck on MIL arrival on what will be the longest day <_<

Have you bubble wrapped yer car yet???

Sparkling va-jay-jays!! :lol:

BEVEL!! - how's the bite on your arm?? :unsure:

PHlat tYre this morning <_< ...never welcome,then on to the hospital for Terry's cardiology appt.

I think I told you guys he was having tests on his heart - well today was the results of his cardiac MRI.

The doc said it showed that Terry HAS HAD several heart attacks :o:unsure::o

What the french toast?!?!?!

I have actually took him to the ER many times over the years with chest pain - but it was dismissed as indigestion/arthritis of the ribs etc :(

The doc said it was quite unusual as he has NO furring of the arteries <_<

He thinks it's either the drugs for his arthritis have caused it, OR, a virus, OR caused by electrolyte/salt imbalances when he was very ill/thin pre dx of celiac disease.

Whatever the cause he has to start an drug to help his heart pump better <_<

American quarters are about 2 cm.

Heart attacks? What the french toast indeed? Hope the meds help.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Holy Toledo Nik :o Tel has had more than one heart attack and nobody picked it up--outrageous! That had to be quite a shock--how's he faring wif the news?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I see Jan-it has come out of the abyss and has joined us :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Just a quick poop-in on a borrowed computer. I'm in Mass now. Loved, Loved, Loved Maine!!!

Bevel, I gotsa a tight schedule, but I'll be callin'.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hi Jan-it!!! Glad yer havin' a nice time :D Hope you and Bevvie can meet up.

elye Community Regular
elye
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A mini PSilly Psummit!! Phab! Youse guys have got to make it happen!

Gnickkers! I am shocked and so sorry to hear this about Telahubby's heart. :( But :angry: :angry:, too... . . . . ...how could the medical establishment have missed this? SEVERAL times??

American and Canuck quarters are the same size.. . ...dunno about weight, howevah. .. ..... . ..

I may have more success if I were to roll a loonie or toonie down me nose.. ....lots of extra weight/drag there... .. . ..

loonie.webp

Methinks this is actual size. . . ....... . .at least it sure feels that way in my purse.... . . .. :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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A mini PSilly Psummit!! Phab! Youse guys have got to make it happen!

Gnickkers! I am shocked and so sorry to hear this about Telahubby's heart. :( But :angry: :angry:, too... . . . . ...how could the medical establishment have missed this? SEVERAL times??

American and Canuck quarters are the same size.. . ...dunno about weight, howevah. .. ..... . ..

I may have more success if I were to roll a loonie or toonie down me nose.. ....lots of extra weight/drag there... .. . ..

loonie.webp

Methinks this is actual size. . . ....... . .at least it sure feels that way in my purse.... . . .. :rolleyes:

The Loonies have looney not smooth edges. Not sure that will work. You must be able to roll it.

Waiting on the ac repair guy. Between 12 & 4 . Dum de dum.

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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American and Canuck quarters are the same size.. . ...dunno about weight, howevah. .. ..... . ..

Doze 'merican ones are thicker than ours...

elye Community Regular
elye
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Doze 'merican ones are thicker than ours...

What... . . .waistlines? :P :P :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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What... . . .waistlines? :P :P :lol:

No heads!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'd like to talk about eyebrows fer a minute. Now I know Em's dear mum has had her issues wif them, and Em being the dutiphul daughter that she is remedied the situation wif an appropriately coloUred Sharpie. I keep reading that we need a strong brow to "frame the face".

So, I very lightly--in short whisp-like strokes--phill in the ends of me brows. Just the outer third or so where they have become thinner. Gad :o I look like Joan Crawford! :o:lol: I see models on TV getting a "brow makover" and they look natural and fresh--very Brook Shields...I look like a screen star reject from the 40's. Or Uncle Leo that time. :P Just awful :lol:

Won't be trying that again..... :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I look like a screen star reject from the 40's. Or Uncle Leo that time. :P

PIC!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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PIC!!!!

:lol: Never gonna happen :lol:

I pseriously don't know how it all went so wrong..... :P:huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I pseriously don't know how it all went so wrong..... :P:huh:

Just be forever thankful that you did NOT use a Sharpie for these outer-third, wisp-like strokes.... . . they'd be on there for a couple o' weeks. .....!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Just be forever thankful that you did NOT use a Sharpie for these outer-third, wisp-like strokes.... . . they'd be on there for a couple o' weeks. .....!

<shudder>

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I try not to do much with my brows as I tend to pluck the wrong thing. Get a bald spot. Have to use the sharpie. ;)

Well, the A/C man was here. Many things are wrong with the a/c. He has it limping along until I can get a new one. He had good news for the boys....will be easy to run a duct into the garage.

Hub and oldest son want to make " The Garage Mahal". They are going to get a "Pod" that you put in the drive and fill it with all the garage contents. Then they will paint the walls different fun colors, paint the ceiling, coat the floor, put special and no doubt expensive shelving units and hangers. They are going to run cable and put in a flat screen TV. Getting A/C and heat are part of the master plan. Will see if they can actually devote the time to make this come through.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hub and oldest son want to make " The Garage Mahal". They are going to get a "Pod" that you put in the drive and fill it with all the garage contents. Then they will paint the walls different fun colors, paint the ceiling, coat the floor, put special and no doubt expensive shelving units and hangers. They are going to run cable and put in a flat screen TV. Getting A/C and heat are part of the master plan. Will see if they can actually devote the time to make this come through.

Sounds very cool! :D

Get it? air conditioning duct? :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Sounds very cool! :D

Get it? air conditioning duct? :P

Ugh! :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hub and oldest son want to make " The Garage Mahal". They are going to get a "Pod" that you put in the drive and fill it with all the garage contents. Then they will paint the walls different fun colors, paint the ceiling, coat the floor, put special and no doubt expensive shelving units and hangers. They are going to run cable and put in a flat screen TV. Getting A/C and heat are part of the master plan.

Um.. ... ... ...will there ever actually be a car kept in this garage? :huh::P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Um.. ... ... ...will there ever actually be a car kept in this garage? :huh::P

We have a 3 car garage and 4 cars. 3 fit in the garage. The intent is to organize the stuff that is in there and move the cars out when you want to work on something. (or have a group of friends over to pretend you are working on friends car).

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Just be forever thankful that you did NOT use a Sharpie for these outer-third, wisp-like strokes.... . . they'd be on there for a couple o' weeks. .....!

OMG!!! Was going to say this same thing.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Wow--no posts in almost 11 hours! :o

Must be a b-z day....I'm headed to the ENT in a little while. Supposed to hit 98 this afternoon so I hope I don't have to wait too long once I get there.

Carry on :lol:

Hello? :unsure:

:P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Supposed to hit 98 this afternoon so I hope I don't have to wait too long once I get there.

Here too. Yuck! And A/c limping along!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Here too. Yuck! And A/c limping along!

ummm.... we're hoping to hit 70...... :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Here too. Yuck! And A/c limping along!

Eek--I hope it makes it through!

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