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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

The time the whole wheel flew off the car on the highway was the bad one. This one is kind of funny.

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Anyhoo - she didn't actually rate it that much unsure.gif - she already teaches 'Body Jam' and thinks this is much better.

hmmmm.....body jam....do you get that at the adult store?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

hmmmm.....body jam....do you get that at the adult store?

What flavors does it come in? Passion fruit?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

hmmmm.....body jam....do you get that at the adult store?

*smirk*

What flavors does it come in? Passion fruit?

No!!..not enough pectin!! laugh.gif

Raspberry (and none of that seedless lark rolleyes.gif)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Thank GAWD J was in his big, honkin' truck! This scenario always flashes through my mind when I pass one of those wee li'l Smart Cars on the highway. . . . .. . ....we all want to be enviornmentally conscious, but man - - can you imagine the tiny, gnarled lump of metal and plastic resulting from a collision with one o' these things? 'Twould disappear, methinks.. . . ..as would the driver's entire body. . . . .... :blink:

hmmmm.....body jam....do you get that at the adult store?

What flavors does it come in? Passion fruit?

Yes, and the excellent news is it's gluten-free! Got a substantial amount of xanthan gum per serving......it's all good...! :rolleyes:

I've done Zumba a few times.. . . ......I find my heart rate doesn't get high enough to count as a good workout for me, because I'm constantly slowing down and/or stopping to remember the various (often complicated) steps. I likely need to do it more, then I wouldn't have to think and hesitate as much.

Hell, I could be saying that about nearly everything I do in life.. . . ....<_<:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

I'm constantly slowing down and/or stopping to remember the various (often complicated) steps. I likely need to do it more, then I wouldn't have to think and hesitate as much.

Hell, I could be saying that about nearly everything I do in life.. . . ....<_<:rolleyes:

I'm sure hubby would be willing to assist you in doing things more often. I would guess the hesitation is as frustrating to him as you.

elye Community Regular
elye
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I'm sure hubby would be willing to assist you in doing things more often. I would guess the hesitation is as frustrating to him as you.

Hmmm.. . .. . . ...... . indeed.. . .. . .. . ..... . .. must put body jam on grocery list.... ......

Um... .... . .dunno if it is stocked in any grocery store.. .. . ...... . . .. ...

:rolleyes:

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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AHOY me psillies!!!!!!!!!!!!

AVAST!! It be 'Open Original Shared LinkOpen Original Shared Link

.....almost didn't make it in after a night on the grog ph34r.gif

Smartly!.. me land lubbing Psillies! - get yer pirate on!

ARRRRRR!!!!!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

AHOY me psillies!!!!!!!!!!!!

AVAST!! It be 'Open Original Shared LinkOpen Original Shared Link

.....almost didn't make it in after a night on the grog ph34r.gif

Smartly!.. me land lubbing Psillies! - get yer pirate on!

ARRRRRR!!!!!

Arrr, hello. Aye, me parrot concurs.

Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hee! Karreighn's booty is buried :P

Hi'ya peeps, and Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! :D A day made made fer us psillies if ya ask me :rolleyes:

Anybody else gonna watch the premiere of "Boardwalk Empire" tonight? Looks kinda good.....

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Anybody else gonna watch the premiere of "Boardwalk Empire" tonight? Looks kinda good.....

Aye, me fine wench... . . ..after I swab me deck . . . . ..... .. . .

B)

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

meeting another internet guy for margaritas

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

meeting another internet guy for margaritas

Woohoo!!! :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

meeting another internet guy for margaritas

We are expecting a full accounting, Matey!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Will preface this with: no humans or other living beings harmed.

Oye! I went back to see what I missed and.....this :o Thank goodness nobody was hurt!

hmmmm.....body jam....do you get that at the adult store?

What flavors does it come in? Passion fruit?

<snort> to this whole exchange :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

nice guy. no spark. He adores his kids, is trying to train an abused rescue dog not to be afraid, adjusting to living with driving distance of his parents, listens to NPR. All great things, but just not exciting. He did know all about gluten, so that was nice.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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nice guy. no spark. He adores his kids, is trying to train an abused rescue dog not to be afraid, adjusting to living with driving distance of his parents, listens to NPR. All great things, but just not exciting. He did know all about gluten, so that was nice.

I guess thumb size doesn't matter in this instance. ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I guess thumb size doesn't matter in this instance. ;)

laugh.gif

I'm guessing no spark, no thumbs necessary.

GOOD Monday morning all!! biggrin.gif

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Okay, a day late and a dollar short, but here goes anyways:

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!

:lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

Too bad about the lack of spark thing, Jyessss. . . . . . ....'tis true, thumb size is irrelevant when there ain't no spark. . . . .... :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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nice guy. no spark. He adores his kids, is trying to train an abused rescue dog not to be afraid, adjusting to living with driving distance of his parents, listens to NPR. All great things, but just not exciting. He did know all about gluten, so that was nice.

Sounds like a great guy....but sparks and thumbs are imperative ;)

"Bring me my brown pants!!

:lol::lol::lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Argh... Perchance we shall continue "Talk Like a Pirate Day" a tad longrrrr.

Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?

To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)

3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.

What does a pirate like in women?

A good booty!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

What does a statistician pirate say?

Open Original Shared Link

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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What does a statistician pirate say?

Open Original Shared Link

laugh.gif Well shiver me timbers!!

I need to download that!!!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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C'mon, psills! We gotta post some pirate paraphrenalia worth really lookin' at.. .. . . . . ...... .

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