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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Bob and Vince aren't together up there...Bob Goulet is in his OWN special place in Heaven, where the beautiful voices go. Ya know, on gossamer wings, cherubic bugling, all that stuff :)

:o

cherubic BULGING???????????

oh - wait - she did say BUGLING, I see.

:lol: :lol:

*snigger*


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Oh I just had the most satisfying bowel movement. :rolleyes: (few and far between, folks, what with all the calcium :huh: ) Perhpas popcorn is the key?

Do you think so?

I find (+ I'm nay a coeliac folks) that vast amounts of fibre give me that healthy glow and sense of satifaction ;)

Ummmmm . . . . with Robert Goulet (or therebouts) :huh:

Too fresh for the Thriller dance I'm afraid :(

:o

cherubic BULGING???????????

oh - wait - she did say BUGLING, I see.

:lol: :lol:

*snigger*

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

......oh what joy to be back in the bosom of my sillies

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Richard, the Witness Protection PrograMME gives you choices as to where you will relocate...Ottawa has been a wonderful new home for me. Can be cool, however...

Thanks for the offer, but now that I'm outed I'm afraid it would not be safe. :(

DingoGirl Enthusiast
......oh what joy to be back in the bosom of my sillies

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! The warm, welcoming, ample :blink: bosom of the sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We missed you too much, hope you got them squared away w/ internet in Mombai...............

:D

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Other embarrassing songs on the Ipod:

"Hot in Herre" by - Nelly? (why IS it spelled/pronounced like that? is it his metal teef?)

"wannabe" - Spice Girls

"I want it That Way" - Backstreet Boys (reminds me of my niece, summer when she was 16 and lived with me)

"Rapper's Delight" - The Sugarhill Gang

"Hollaback Girl"

"gettin jiggy with it"

"Bust a Move" - who knows

I don't think it was the popcorn... :ph34r:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! The warm, welcoming, ample :blink: bosom of the sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We missed you too much, hope you got them squared away w/ internet in Mombai...............

:D

you left out GMO'd :P

elye Community Regular
Thanks for the offer, but now that I'm outed I'm afraid it would not be safe. :(

Offer, shmoffer! That's where they've placed me....

Hilarious...Susie, while I was typing the interesting word "Bugling", as in the present continuous tense of "to bugle", I glanced at it and thought, "Gawd, that could easily be misread as "BULGING", pr. continuous of "To bulge". But I went ahead, thinking, "Nah. Nobody on this thread would do that". :lol::rolleyes:

Bulging cherubs....Ewwwwwwwww.....


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BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes, this is my plan....offering up the plate of what brains I have left to entice, then will charm him with transfixing gab.......

a confession: :ph34r:

I downloaded "Thriller" onto Ipod yesterday - put it on the "walking" playlist.....excellent walking tempo....it was my paean to Halloween...........

how embarassing.....

Other embarrassing songs on the Ipod:

"Hot in Herre" by - Nelly? (why IS it spelled/pronounced like that? is it his metal teef?)

"wannabe" - Spice Girls

"I want it That Way" - Backstreet Boys (reminds me of my niece, summer when she was 16 and lived with me)

"Rapper's Delight" - The Sugarhill Gang

"Hollaback Girl"

"gettin jiggy with it"

"Bust a Move" - who knows

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

and that's the entire list of my embarassing songs.

Good gawd, look at the time...........heading out now............

I also have Hollaback Girl on my Ipod and sometimes I even dance to it in the car....another embarassing song I have on the Ipod....Pussycat Dolls "Don't Cha" and a few Missy Elliot songs.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I don't think it was the popcorn... :ph34r:

:o Richard - are you saying my music is CRAP???

:lol:

Hilarious...Susie, while I was typing the interesting word "Bugling", as in the present continuous tense of "to bugle", I glanced at it and thought, "Gawd, that could easily be misread as "BULGING", pr. continuous of "To bulge". But I went ahead, thinking, "Nah. Nobody on this thread would do that".

HAH!

Yes, the typing of the two gerunds - BULGing, BUGLing......oft-confused....but no NO, no one on HERE would do that

:lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
I also have Hollaback Girl on my Ipod and sometimes I even dance to it in the car....another embarassing song I have on the Ipod....Pussycat Dolls "Don't Cha" and a few Missy Elliot songs.

I love Gwen Stefani. 'The Sweet Escape' is forever within my treadmill tracks. :)

Embarrassing tunes in my collection...

Video Killed the Radio Star

Jump in the Line

Goody Two Shoes

Wow...am I dating myself?

Mtndog Collaborator
2 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING?!?!?! :o:o:o:o

Pull your finger out people !!! ...there's much to be done .......back to braiding the Yeti........

Uhm...Nikki- just exactly WHERE should we pull our finger out from? :P:lol: :lol: :lol:

But I do think Nikki's theory, the stabbing of his own gut, not quite realizing that treatment for cOeliac is removal of gluten, instead of the stabbing of one's own spleen......is actually the CORRECT answer. laugh.gif Nevertheless, I'll direct him to my vomitous friend's house anyway. wink.gif

BEVVY - did you crumble up the Reese's IN the risotto? laugh.gif

Yes- you must tell him you don't remove the small intestines, you remove the GLUTEN :P

Yes- I DID have Reese's risotto :D

Poor weasel...give her a HUG for me!!!!!!!!!

OMG - Richard/Chad - are you not ALSO in the witness protection program, hiding out in some small town in NY? And if that be the case - do you THINK you should be posting PHOTOS of yourself for all the world to see?! blink.gif

That is not Richard? It's Chad? Oh SHEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Should we be scared???

NIKKIIIIIIIII- So glad you're back. We missed you!

:o

cherubic BULGING???????????

oh - wait - she did say BUGLING, I see.

:lol: :lol:

*snigger*

Ahhh! I thought the SAME thing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the offer, but now that I'm outed I'm afraid it would not be safe. :(

It would be safe in the bosom though!!!!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

We are coming down to the wire wedding wise...people we may need to pull an all-nighter.

I must thank my fave grocery store for discounting my 25lb box of Hershey kisses for my favors and 2 nights ago for 25 bottles of sparkling grape juice.

I must make a run to Target right now...see you all soon!!!!

Patti--I have been waiting all day for you to come over, you were supposed to visit today :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Goody Two Shoes

Wow...am I dating myself?

I also have Goody Two Shoes. :ph34r: Must look into this Gwen Stefani song of which you speak, I know NOTHING of her - or any mainstream music, really - songs. Execpt Hollaback....

Patti--I have been waiting all day for you to come over, you were supposed to visit today :)

OMG - we are pulling an all-nighter??? You'd better make us LOTS of coffee...................

and that Patti, I tell ya, she is just such a squirrelly, irresponsible sort, isn't she? I don't even think she's unpacking......most likely has even MORE of a candy hangover than Janet, and Sarah's chocolate-vomiting kids.....in fact THIS VERY MOMENT I am sure Patti is strung out in a candy coma, wrappers everywhere, in a TORPOR from too much sugar and junk.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*cracking self up*

I did not see the zombie man today. I feel SO EMPTY.

:lol:

and Bev. sheeet yes, we SHOULD be scared!! That is CHAD not Richard...we are SO ONTO HIM!!! and BTW Lauren did say, if I remember correctly, taht CHAD was a very bad kisser......perhaps "Richard's" reason for entering the programME?

:lol:

must study for Spanish.

I was informed by mail today, that I am on the honoUr's list for my junior college courses (I have about 12 or 16 post- degree/teaching credential credits). Um, if only I"d gotten those grades whilst pursuing my actual BA.............. :ph34r:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
and that Patti, I tell ya, she is just such a squirrelly, irresponsible sort, isn't she? I don't even think she's unpacking......most likely has even MORE of a candy hangover than Janet, and Sarah's chocolate-vomiting kids.....in fact THIS VERY MOMENT I am sure Patti is strung out in a candy coma, wrappers everywhere, in a TORPOR from too much sugar and junk.

Who thinks she shows up tomorrow looking like Chuck and reeking of Butterfingers and sodden Yeti? :o

I did not see the zombie man today. I feel SO EMPTY.

You feel empty?! What of us that are living this excitement vicariously :(

(did you check the dumpsters? :unsure: )

and Bev. sheeet yes, we SHOULD be scared!! That is CHAD not Richard...we are SO ONTO HIM!!! and BTW Lauren did say, if I remember correctly, taht CHAD was a very bad kisser......perhaps "Richard's" reason for entering the programME?

I can't vouch for my kissing abilities, but if Lauren said "Chad" was lacking I don't suppose he feels badly about those pictures circulating on the WWW... :ph34r:

Maybe, just maybe if Lauren hadn't stolen Chad's kidney (just one of her victims) Chad wouldn't have had to uproot his whole life and hire a cheap plastic surgeon to make him look like Joey Fatone!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Is the Yeti almost prepared? He needs to be groomed and nice, I only have 1 wedding (well that I know of :):) )

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Is the Yeti almost prepared? He needs to be groomed and nice, I only have 1 wedding (well that I know of :):) )

I think Nikki is done with his hair, and has moved to the manicure/pedicure portion of "the full treatment". She's brave one that Nikki. I heard she was raised by wolves in the Scottish highlands. ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Uhm...Nikki- just exactly WHERE should we pull our finger out from? :P:lol: :lol: :lol:

I was thinking about asking that question myself but I was afraid somebody might answer it.

elye Community Regular

Not to worry, Amanda! He'll be all set. Nikki's got his hair absolutely gorgeous--she put some kind of a conditioning rinse in it. I'm telling you, that monster could now be quite an effective marketing tool for Vidal Sassoon. "Vidal texturizing balm...for the most ABOMINABLE hair trouble..." pan out to our yeti, a brush being pulled through his luxurious locks.

...And his inseam is 40 inches... :lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
I was thinking about asking that question myself but I was afraid somebody might answer it.

Just what exactly is being celebrated in your new AV? Is that the "mommy said I can have a Yoo-hoo before bed" dance, or the "I pulled daddy's finger and now the whole house stinks" jig? :huh:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Not to worry, Amanda! He'll be all set. Nikki's got his hair absolutely gorgeous--she put some kind of a conditioning rinse in it. I'm telling you, that monster could now be quite an effective marketing tool for Vidal Sassoon. "Vidal texturizing balm...for the most ABOMINABLE hair trouble..." pan out to our yeti, a brush being pulled through his luxurious locks.

...And his inseam is 40 inches... :lol:

Very good to hear. I am glad to here things are coming along well.

Mtndog Collaborator

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Who thinks she shows up tomorrow looking like Chuck and reeking of Butterfingers and sodden Yeti? :o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't vouch for my kissing abilities, but if Lauren said "Chad" was lacking I don't suppose he feels badly about those pictures circulating on the WWW... :ph34r:

Maybe, just maybe if Lauren hadn't stolen Chad's kidney (just one of her victims) Chad wouldn't have had to uproot his whole life and hire a cheap plastic surgeon to make him look like Joey Fatone!

Lauren stole Chad's kidney because he was a bad kisser??????????????? wow! harsh!

Janet- MOST EXCELLENT avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The yeti is ready!!!!!!!! Nikki did his hair and I have a surprise- I made him a shell crown and a coconut shell bikini for his moobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's MY wedding present to you!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
The yeti is ready!!!!!!!! Nikki did his hair and I have a surprise- I made him a shell crown and a coconut shell bikini for his moobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's MY wedding present to you!

Why Thank You!!! :):) And it will match the rest of my beachy wedding things. I am exhausted today. I am not even anywhere finished with stuff either.

Mtndog Collaborator

OMG- You guys must check out Open Original Shared Link if you haven't already- the episodes make fun of everyone from Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Eddie van Halen, Michael Jackson to Toto and Journey. It's flippin brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki- Kurt downloaded Little Britain. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Just what exactly is being celebrated in your new AV? Is that the "mommy said I can have a Yoo-hoo before bed" dance, or the "I pulled daddy's finger and now the whole house stinks" jig? :huh:

I would NEVER give my children YooHoos . . . are you nuts? And daddy never farts . . . only the dog farts at our house, go figure. :huh:

That's the "I just found an Easter egg" victory dance (egg held high and just out of the picture). If you look close, you'll notice she's wearing her Christmas jammies. :D

tom Contributor
going to sort through old paint clothing now....................but I'm thinking, instead of half-shirt, just a brassiere. Seems more suitable.

Yeah ok, I thought shirtless more suitable as well, but went w/ a half-shirt anyway.

Now . .. . . . ..where have those missing Corinthians gone? To assist w/ a seating chart?

:lol: Richard @ Mr Shufflufigus! :lol:

Back to catching up for me. Took the kids to N. side of Lake Tahoe today. They had a half day @school.

Fun stuff. Tall trees. Shimmering lake. Popped into CA for ~15min :D

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