The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[dlp252]

I actually used to hang out here in the beginning of it all, but I can't keep up with you all. I need the slower paced much more mangeable little OMG thread. Well, that or the pure nonsense makeup cult thread.

Quoting myself because I just realized you were talking to the OTHER Donna! Sorry, I'm brain foggy cuz I gave myself a B12 shot and now my leg is going to fall off...carry on.

[cruelshoes]

Attention Sillyville members. We have your Richard. He says we are all beautiful. We will only release him if you place one meeelion dollars in unmarked twenties in a duffle bag and ship it to Everyday Minerals so we can all buy more makeup. Then you will have your Richard back and we will all have more makeup and be even more beautiful. It's a win win.

If you do not comply with our demands, we will all perform makeovers on said Richard until he looks like Amy Winehouse after a one week bender. You have been warned.

Don't hate us because we are beautiful!

Signed, the Everyday Minerals Cult

PS - I'm not a girly girl either, but that other thread is a lot easier to keep up with than this one. It's hard to get all the jokes without slogging through 8K posts. And I do look beyootiful in that makeup......

[elye]

"My eyes! My eyes! Too shiny! Too shiny, my eyes!"

Lucas and Gus....Shining Enamel Kings...

....editing due to being busted for too many emoticons.....

All right...what's our quota on emoticons, per post? Ten? Fifteen? Must we count those that are in posts that we are responding to, and are within our posts? Can we bank emoticons? If I use none in this post, do I get to carry them over to my next one? Do all emoticons carry the same weight and value? Is the ever-popular worth, say, 3, and the rarely called-upon worth 1? What if I'm using metric...do I get more?

It's truly confounding, the emoticon protocol....or emoticol.....

[elye]

If you do not comply with our demands, we will all perform makeovers on said Richard until he looks like Amy Winehouse after a one week bender. You have been warned.

Mmmmmmmm....you're gonna hafta give us some time, here....

The temptation to see King Richard in the image of Ms. Winehouse is positively irresistable. May want to leave him over there with them she-wolves...

PS - I'm not a girly girl either, but that other thread is a lot easier to keep up with than this one. It's hard to get all the jokes without slogging through 8K posts. And I do look beyootiful in that makeup......

...'Tis a pity, Cruelshoes. You're funny as hell....

[babinsky]

Oh what a challange, a mere 500+ pages to catch up on. I will make this my mission as I refuse to be left out! I understand Richard is being held hostage on the makeup thread...better hope the make overdoes not start on Saturday, it is "Sassy Saturday" makeup. You may not recognize him when he returns, he may come back as Rikki....! OK, so I am reeled in, hook, line, and sinker.

[psawyer]

this.......dental maintenance system.....bad-breathed Annie is most intrigued.

Peter - what is this thing? Are they sold in the US? Annie does not enjoy the tooth-brushing experience and is intrigued by Gus's response.....

I posted the name earlier today, but Open Original Shared Link The brush is midway down the page.

If you Google the name, it is sold online, but it is probably available in many pet specialty retailers.

[Darn210]

Attention Sillyville members. We have your Richard. He says we are all beautiful. We will only release him if you place one meeelion dollars in unmarked twenties in a duffle bag and ship it to Everyday Minerals so we can all buy more makeup. Then you will have your Richard back and we will all have more makeup and be even more beautiful. It's a win win.

If you do not comply with our demands, we will all perform makeovers on said Richard until he looks like Amy Winehouse after a one week bender. You have been warned.

Don't hate us because we are beautiful!

Signed, the Everyday Minerals Cult

PS - I'm not a girly girl either, but that other thread is a lot easier to keep up with than this one. It's hard to get all the jokes without slogging through 8K posts. And I do look beyootiful in that makeup......

OMGawwwddddd Colleen, you are a riot!!!! Where the Hell have you been???!!! Welcome to the darkside!

Oh what a challange, a mere 500+ pages to catch up on. I will make this my mission as I refuse to be left out! I understand Richard is being held hostage on the makeup thread...better hope the make overdoes not start on Saturday, it is "Sassy Saturday" makeup. You may not recognize him when he returns, he may come back as Rikki....! OK, so I am reeled in, hook, line, and sinker.

The first fifty pages are a bit slow . . . you may just want to skim through. From what Peter tells us, we funnier if you're drinking alcohol at the same time.

[Green12]

Quoting myself because I just realized you were talking to the OTHER Donna! Sorry, I'm brain foggy cuz I gave myself a B12 shot and now my leg is going to fall off...carry on.

Ok, I just figured this out myself Donna

babinsky=Donna

A little slow, but I got it!

My fellow sillies, I am also a member of the mad make-up cult and I am in no way a girly girl

Really, none of us are.....................well, except for Mango (right Mango?? )

But really, my on-line make-up friends are some of the silliest on this forum, they will fit in nicely here......AND I don't think they will scare away easily (Emily )

Oh, and I predict there will be a Richard sighting when Lost starts back up again

[tom]

-- and Ezra immediately throws his hands over his eyes, keels over, and starts yelling- "My eyes! My eyes! Too shiny! Too shiny, my eyes!"

omg the little ones crack me up! I'd have been doubled over witnessing this.

(Love the "keels over" usage too!)

I attempted make-up which is a rare thing for me....I almost looked like a clown so I had to start over LOL....

D'oh!

peekin in on this thread.... .

. .. .

Nice to meet you all!

Hi babinsky / "2nd Donna" !!!!!

You only have about 550 pages to read to get caught up . . . better get started.

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaa-net!!

Tryin' to beat Em to the punch on the scaring away?

Attention Sillyville members. We have your Richard. He says we are all beautiful. We will only release him if you place one meeelion dollars . . . .

OMG too funny throughout!!

"meeelion"

PS - I'm not a girly girl either, but that other thread is a lot easier to keep up with than this one. It's hard to get all the jokes without slogging through 8K posts.

Methinks many of us gave up on getting ALL the jokes anyway.

Don't slog, just pop in & comment!

All right...what's our quota on emoticons, per post? Ten? Fifteen? . . . .

. .. .

It's truly confounding, the emoticon protocol....or emoticol.....

Emoticol!!!

I would've checked what the max is by now if I weren't on a phone.

Oh what a challange, a mere 500+ pages to catch up on. I will make this my mission as I refuse to be left out!

Gah! I can't even say for sure that I've read all of the pages I've POSTED ON!!

No need, babi, just join in.

(Pfft .. . .Janet and her initiation pranks)

[jerseyangel]

Lucas and Gus....Shining Enamel Kings...

All right...what's our quota on emoticons, per post? Ten? Fifteen? Must we count those that are in posts that we are responding to, and are within our posts? Can we bank emoticons? If I use none in this post, do I get to carry them over to my next one? Do all emoticons carry the same weight and value? Is the ever-popular worth, say, 3, and the rarely called-upon worth 1? What if I'm using metric...do I get more?

It's truly confounding, the emoticon protocol....or emoticol.....

"shining enamel kings" Love your ponderisms regrding emoticon usage....carry them over...great idea!

Oh, and I predict there will be a Richard sighting when Lost starts back up again

Yes!! I've been thinking the same thing

[Mtndog]

I need to go check over there, speaking of the Chrome thread...Gad, it's like I've got both a home and a cottage, and I'm having to flit back and forth, maintaining two properties. How on earth do people get entrenched in a dozen threads at once?...Too much for my wee brain...

I know...this is the ONLY thread I can stay with. As we ALL know, it is the MOST IMPORTANT one!!!!!!!!

I am becoming famous today

OMG- Amanda- you are going to be a supermodel, the likes of which the world has NEVER see. Claudia Schiffer? Bah..... Cindy Crawford? Nothing on you!

Pillow fight .. . .eh

Pillow fight in their underwear???? Now THERE's a draw!!!!!

Wooohoooo!!!!

Yes Tom- pillow fights ALWAYS occur in our underwear..you just keep telling yourself that

Take your own food (good junk food like candy and chips). Don't let them reach into your bag of chips. Get it for them or pour it out of the bag . . . the rest of it, you should know . . . stay up too late, make too much noise, watch scary movies and giggle too much . . . try not to laugh when you have pepsi in your mouth or it'll come out your nose and burn!

AND DON"T BE THE FIRST ONE TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!

Don't know how I could've forgot that one . . . it could have been disasterous . . . sharpie mustache . . . frozen bra . . . oh the possibilites!

janet- You would have been invited to all my sleepovers...don't forget the putting your hand in a glass of warm water trick. Moo hoo ah ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

Oh No!!! It just dawned on me. It's all starting to make sense. They're holding Richard hostage. I imagine that anytime soon, we'll see a ransom note . . . demanding an outrageous amount of money to fund their make-up addition.

The sad thing is....Richard probably thinks he has died and gone to Heaven

A funny from last night:

Lucas brushed his teeth and I asked him if he did a Good Job. So he gives a big toothy grin to show me-- and Ezra immediately throws his hands over his eyes, keels over, and starts yelling- "My eyes! My eyes! Too shiny! Too shiny, my eyes!"

OMG- your kids are HYSTERICAL!

Look everybody . . . I went fishin' over in the cosmetics thread and I realed in a babinsky!!!

:lol:

Quoting myself because I just realized you were talking to the OTHER Donna! Sorry, I'm brain foggy cuz I gave myself a B12 shot and now my leg is going to fall off...carry on.

My leg falls off from these too!!!!!!!!

Attention Sillyville members. We have your Richard. He says we are all beautiful. We will only release him if you place one meeelion dollars in unmarked twenties in a duffle bag and ship it to Everyday Minerals so we can all buy more makeup. Then you will have your Richard back and we will all have more makeup and be even more beautiful. It's a win win.

If you do not comply with our demands, we will all perform makeovers on said Richard until he looks like Amy Winehouse after a one week bender. You have been warned.

NOOOOOOOOOO.........not Amy Winehouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But if you do this makeover you must post pictures immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

Uncle ray sends his love....

Italian Confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Funachelli?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Maria Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Tommy Funachelli, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Tommy walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,

"What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads......."

[Darn210]

All right...what's our quota on emoticons, per post? Ten? Fifteen? Must we count those that are in posts that we are responding to, and are within our posts? Can we bank emoticons? If I use none in this post, do I get to carry them over to my next one? Do all emoticons carry the same weight and value? Is the ever-popular worth, say, 3, and the rarely called-upon worth 1? What if I'm using metric...do I get more?

It's truly confounding, the emoticon protocol....or emoticol.....

Hey, did you guys know that you can use the forum's "search" to get the answers to questions like this? (Read with the appropriate "know-it-all" tone . . . well, not the Oracle Peter "know-all" tone, but the one that's more sarcastic).

The Max. no. emoticons per post is 20.

Take care,

Scott

Oh, and I predict there will be a Richard sighting when Lost starts back up again

Perhaps . . . but apparently he's going to look like a skanky Amy Winehouse (is that redundant?). I'm sorry but I just don't have a meelion dollars, but I'll contribute. Let me take a look at what I've got in my purse . . . OK, I'll chip in $6.73, a slightly used chapstick, some cottonballs (which are apparently useless to me, but maybe the EM girls will like), and a fingernail clipper. Anybody else?

and now we have a conundrum . . . what are we going to call Babinsky aka Donna#2? As you can see, we've already had a mix up . . .(sorry Donna#2, you don't actually get a say in this)

D2?

Babs?

Surely there's got to be something funnier than this?

[cruelshoes]

Methinks many of us gave up on getting ALL the jokes anyway.

Don't slog, just pop in & comment!

Well, perhaps I could try. Silly really is the universal language - forget all that Esperanto hooey. But I still have to be a part of the makeup thread too. One can be silly and made up at the same time. Look at Courtney Love and Madonna. Perfect examples.

[cruelshoes]

Dear Sillyville - We really expected to have our money by now, but when we tried to order our last load of eyeliner, we discovered that you have not yet coughed up the meeelion we asked for. We now up our demands to include the cash, a slightly used chapstick, some cottonballs, and a fingernail clipper.

I think Richard is starting to like it here. We're teaching him all about tweezing eyebrows and exfoliation. He keeps asking when the pillow fight starts, but we're not buying it. We've changed our mind about the makeover. Right now we're leaning more toward a cross between Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister and Robert Smith from The Cure. We think we can put this combo on MTV and make boatloads of money which we will use to buy lipgloss.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely, the ever patient and ever beautiful EM girls.

(Here's hoping this Richard person that I have never spoken to has a good sense of humor. I am supposed to be cleaning my kitchen right now, but this is much more fun.)

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies

Date night did not work out. We got to see John's brother who came home last minute from college and surprised us all.

So I was dressed up and looking pretty...we did get to Chili's but it wasn't the same.

I guess we are going to try again tonight....we need a night out on our own.

[nikki-uk]

OMG!!!!!!!!!

I AM a girly girl (kinda )........and LOVE make-up.........can I join The Bare Minerals cult??????????

CAN I??????........PLEEEEEEEZE

Lucas brushed his teeth and I asked him if he did a Good Job. So he gives a big toothy grin to show me-- and Ezra immediately throws his hands over his eyes, keels over, and starts yelling- "My eyes! My eyes! Too shiny! Too shiny, my eyes!"

....can we get him on this thread????...maybe in 10 years

I hope my absence doesn't make me lose my status as a Sillyville member.

Ha!!!!!.......Alex, my dear....Sillyville is like Hotel California....You can check out anytime you like...but you can NEVER leave!!!!!!!!! ...MOO HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look everybody . . . I went fishin' over in the cosmetics thread and I realed in a babinsky!!!

Well done Janet!!!!!!!!!!! ...clever girl!!!!!!!!!

we will all perform makeovers on said Richard until he looks like Amy Winehouse after a one week bender. You have been warned.

DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!..........(poor Richard)....you can actually MAKE someone look like Amy Winehouse with JUST make-up????????.............without the aide of hard drinking, illegal drug taking, bulimic sessions???????????

BLOODY HECK!!!!!!!!!!

Don't hate us because we are beautiful!

No, no I DON'T.....no need

[Mtndog]

Dear Sillyville - We really expected to have our money by now, but when we tried to order our last load of eyeliner, we discovered that you have not yet coughed up the meeelion we asked for. We now up our demands to include the cash, a slightly used chapstick, some cottonballs, and a fingernail clipper.

I think Richard is starting to like it here. We're teaching him all about tweezing eyebrows and exfoliation. He keeps asking when the pillow fight starts, but we're not buying it. We've changed our mind about the makeover. Right now we're leaning more toward a cross between Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister and Robert Smith from The Cure. We think we can put this combo on MTV and make boatloads of money which we will use to buy lipgloss.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely, the ever patient and ever beautiful EM girls.

(Here's hoping this Richard person that I have never spoken to has a good sense of humor. I am supposed to be cleaning my kitchen right now, but this is much more fun.)

:lol: :lol:

I don't know where you came from but YOU MUST STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How will we know this is true unless you send us a picture! See my avatar- this is what our Richard USED to look like! (well- sort of...close enough anyway!!!!!!!!!!)

[Mtndog]

Oh and could you Open Original Shared Link? He left them in Sillyville.

[nikki-uk]

:lol: :lol:

I don't know where you came from but YOU MUST STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and could you Open Original Shared Link? He left them in Sillyville.

........and Open Original Shared Link

[elye]

Hey, did you guys know that you can use the forum's "search" to get the answers to questions like this?

Well...yes. But I wanted to bring up the metric system. It is actually quite a resource for comedic material. Decametres and milligrams...a scream! And, the best thing: I only weigh 60 kilograms!

and now we have a conundrum . . . what are we going to call Babinsky aka Donna#2? As you can see, we've already had a mix up . . .(sorry Donna#2, you don't actually get a say in this)

D2?

Babs?

Surely there's got to be something funnier than this..

...Hmmmm....Let's wait until we get to know Babinsky/Donna a little better. Something will spring forth....actually, she must tell us if Babinsky is her last name, or a nickname due to her being a very attractive teenager.

Now, it is truly FABULOUS that we have these Silly Newbies, Colleen and Donnawhatever. Jess, this is probably a job for the reigning monarch, but I'll go ahead and tell you two guys that there actually is an official entrance exam, an obligatory summative that you must complete. Some sample questions that you may face:

1. Do humans have anal glands?

2. Would it generally be considered a positive experience if one is teabagged by a friend? How about a stranger?

3. In the space provided, draw a flowchart depicting the process of yeti inseam measurement.

They get progressively more challenging....

[cruelshoes]

Oh and could you Open Original Shared Link? He left them in Sillyville.

Yes - he will looke quite bootylicious in these. I think we have a Sir Mix a lot C.D. around here somewhere. "I don't want none unless you got buns, hon"

........and Open Original Shared Link

He did mention something about an impending wardrobe malfunction so these will definitely come in handy.

As soon as the current tweezing session is over and we have Richard sufficiently manscaped, we will send our courier over to pick up both of these things. You will know her by her perfect beehive hairdo, cloepatra eyeliner and powder blue shadow.

[elye]

As soon as the current tweezing session is over and we have Richard sufficiently manscaped,..

Manscaped....

Colleen, where have you been the last 550 pages?!

[Darn210]

Sorry, I'm brain foggy cuz I gave myself a B12 shot and now my leg is going to fall off...carry on.

My leg falls off from these too!!!!!!!!

Bloody Hell walking around on stumps, ain't it?

(Here's hoping this Richard person that I have never spoken to has a good sense of humor. I am supposed to be cleaning my kitchen right now, but this is much more fun.)

Richard would LOOOVVVVEEE this. You don't start a thread like this if you don't have a sense of humor. On groundhog day, Richard will pop his head above his computer at work and determine if he's got 6 more weeks of paper-shuffling before he can rejoin the thread.

Well...yes. But I wanted to bring up the metric system. It is actually quite a resource for comedic material. Decametres and milligrams...a scream! And, the best thing: I only weigh 60 kilograms!

Now, it is truly FABULOUS that we have these Silly Newbies, Colleen and Donnawhatever. Jess, this is probably a job for the reigning monarch, but I'll go ahead and tell you two guys that there actually is an official entrance exam, an obligatory summative that you must complete. Some sample questions that you may face:

1. Do humans have anal glands?

2. Would it generally be considered a positive experience if one is teabagged by a friend? How about a stranger?

3. In the space provided, draw a flowchart depicting the process of yeti inseam measurement.

They get progressively more challenging....

I thought you sounded slimmer! Where can I get me one of these metric systems?

Ptaum, I just have to point out . . . you thought I was bad!! I only had them reading the archives!! Emily is requiring a final exam!!

Well, I'm off for the afternoon, wish me luck . . . we're taking a couple of car loads of boyscouts to the museum. I'm taking pre-emptive ibuprofen.

[nikki-uk]

"I don't want none unless you got buns, hon"

Manscaped....

Colleen, where have you been the last 550 pages?!

Can we keep her???? ....steal her from other threads (you know once you get sucked in the Silly vortex there ain't alot of time for anything else )

[Darn210]

Well, I'm off for the afternoon, wish me luck . . . we're taking a couple of car loads of boyscouts to the museum. I'm taking pre-emptive ibuprofen.

. . . and a shot of tequila!