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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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tom Contributor
tom
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:angry: :angry: :angry:

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! had all these quotes/posts and ERASED them all........sigh........happens a lot on Firefox - you highlight something, it highlights the WHOLE blasted page, you hit a key and then *poof* - - -all gone.....................

Hazards of this sort don't deserve to exist, tho I might hazard to say not ALL keys 'overwrite selection'.

<CNTL> C is a good one.

And doesn't <CNTL> Z perform an 'Undo' ?

You must get your genius on this. With this, up we shall not put.

[Edit! Well, speak of the devil]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Janet -- HOW IN HELL do you change the
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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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its easy once you know how !! muhahahahaha

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

well you'll just hafta show me, now won't you???

now STOP IT!!!!!! stop it this instant!!!!!! I am stepping away from the computer to do one million things.

see ya later, kissey. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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PATTI!!!!!!!!!!! what are you doing for phun today????????????????

Not a thing, I'm afraid....I still have this heinous cold and Mark has a class tonight, so it's me and my tea w/honey :P

Phun will resume in a few days :lol: I hope :unsure:

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
SquatsWifDingos
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oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

well you'll just hafta show me, now won't you???

now STOP IT!!!!!! stop it this instant!!!!!! I am stepping away from the computer to do one million things.

see ya later, kissey. ;)

i might have to skip over sooner than we planned !!!!! ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
i might have to skip over sooner than we planned !!!!! ;)

Okay you guys............

Get a (cyber) room!!

:rolleyes::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Okay you guys............

Get a (cyber) room!!

:rolleyes::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Not a thing, I'm afraid....I still have this heinous cold and Mark has a class tonight, so it's me and my tea w/honey :P

tea and honeyS, right, the honey in your tea and then your other honey. ;)

i might have to skip over sooner than we planned !!!!! ;)

:huh: oh dear......sooner? you know......I never get anything done any more. But I'm not complainin' :lol:

Okay you guys............

Get a (cyber) room!!

:rolleyes::lol:

*snooooooooooooooooort*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

good one, Em

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SquatsWifDingos Newbie
SquatsWifDingos
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Awwwwwwwwww

Appearing together at last - The Dulcet Dingo & BadAss Snow Poodles

including 'No Time to Squat, We're Almost to Carmacks'

[Disclaimer: no absinthe was harmed in the creation of this silliness]

dunt dunt daaaa ah 1 ah 2 ah 1 2 3 hit it !!!!

dingogurl sing nice ! makes squats ears feel good !!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Janet -- HOW IN HELL do you change the uernames?????????????????????????? *snort* :lol:

Well, I'm afraid you'll just have to torture it out of Squats . . . I'm sure you have your ways!

Not a thing, I'm afraid....I still have this heinous cold and Mark has a class tonight, so it's me and my tea w/honey :P

Well don't let Mark find out about your honey . . . :ph34r::lol::lol:

Okay you guys............

Get a (cyber) room!!

:rolleyes::lol:

YOU AIN'T KIDDIN'!!!! I had to send my daughter out of the room . . . she was reading along and I wasn't sure what was going to POP UP next!!!

tom Contributor
tom
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... Was hoping perhaps there'd be an interesting bruise forming by now that I could describe to you all. Alas, nuffin'.

:lol:

Yep, the blind guitarist/trumpeteer/SAXOPHONIST! . . .

.... You MUST get to a pc and check out that link I posted to hear them. Better yet, just buy this--I promise you won't be disappointed:

Open Original Shared Link

Yes!!!!!! I MUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agree Alex :D ......Patti is fab :wub:

Agree Nikki :D

Okay, any time I've tried this, all of the characters move when it's posted and everything is ruined. So, I'll try my little happy face with a party hat on.....

GRRRRRRR.... :angry::angry: Nope! Had a lovely face all done, posted it and it's all askew. So it's gone. How do I make the characters stay where I've put them?! Our next monarch must look into this.....

centering the

text

might help

But I'll guess it won't fix the "ignore spacebar" issue.

:lol: :lol: Amanda almost said hammocked yeti banana :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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dunt dunt daaaa ah 1 ah 2 ah 1 2 3 hit it !!!!

dingogurl sing nice ! makes squats ears feel good !!

:lol: Yes, I am dating a rather mono-syllabic man......he phinks ahm smaaaaaart...... :lol:

YOU AIN'T KIDDIN'!!!! I had to send my daughter out of the room . . . she was reading along and I wasn't sure what was going to POP UP next!!!

POP UP you say? or.......change?............... David's at work.....I HOPE nothing pops up there.... :lol:

OMG sillies - I am sooooooooooooo tired that I'm drinking a cup of coffee at 3 pm - - unprecedented.........I blame Squats

-_-

Jess - can't tell you how much I luuuuuuuuuuurve that silly phlatulent youtube :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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dunt dunt daaaa ah 1 ah 2 ah 1 2 3 hit it !!!!

dingogurl sing nice ! makes squats ears feel good !!

:lol: Yes, I am dating a rather mono-syllabic man......he phinks ahm smaaaaaart...... :lol:

I was going to comment that David sounds like a yeti . . . perhaps he was raised as one of their own when they found him abandoned as a baby . . . oh wait, I'm starting to mix him up with Tarzan. . . oh, yeah, that works, too . . . he talks like Tarzan. . . how's he look in a loin cloth, Susie?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Emily, I meant to comment earlier . . . Gus looks a little put out . . . he's much too dignified to have to pose with a . . . youngin' . . . poor Gus, what he must have to put up with . . .up with put . . .with put up . . . GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Susie and David are both frantically posting as I write . . . you don't think they are both going to comment on the loin cloth, do you?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I was going to comment that David sounds like a yeti . . . perhaps he was raised as one of their own when they found him abandoned as a baby . . . oh wait, I'm starting to mix him up with Tarzan. . . oh, yeah, that works, too . . . he talks like Tarzan. . . how's he look in a loin cloth, Susie?

Well, loin cloth, I'm not really sure......but the banana hammock/penis sling suits him quite well.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeti, hmmm.......well, he may be but he is that very rarest of breeds, the Hairless Yeti. Hard to find but worth the effort and when this specimen enters one's life one really should not let it go. :P

tom Contributor
tom
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Okay you guys............

Get a (cyber) room!!

:rolleyes::lol:

:lol: :lol: no kiddin! :D

POP UP you say? or.......change?............... David's at work.....I HOPE nothing pops up there.... :lol:

<raised eyebrow> oh really .. . .. ..

we can mine this comedic vein ???????????

<_<

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
SquatsWifDingos
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Well, I'm afraid you'll just have to torture it out of Squats . . . I'm sure you have your ways!

wiley feminenene ways !! all she has to do is ask !

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
SquatsWifDingos
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Well, loin cloth, I'm not really sure......but the banana hammock/penis sling suits him quite well.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeti, hmmm.......well, he may be but he is that very rarest of breeds, the Hairless Yeti. Hard to find but worth the effort and when this specimen enters one's life one really should not let it go. :P

:o:unsure::o

banana hammock???

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
SquatsWifDingos
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Susie and David are both frantically posting as I write . . . you don't think they are both going to comment on the loin cloth, do you?

/me walks around in loin cloth beating chest: hear me roar !!! purrrrrrr meow !

elye Community Regular
elye
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YOU AIN'T KIDDIN'!!!! I had to send my daughter out of the room . . . she was reading along and I wasn't sure what was going to POP UP next!!!

Well, Jack knows all about Squats, and when he read one of David's monosyllabic, interestingly spelled posts, he said, "That is the way I always think a Cro Magnon would have talked". :lol::lol:

Well, loin cloth, I'm not really sure......but the banana hammock/penis sling suits him quite well.

Yeti, hmmm.......well, he may be but he is that very rarest of breeds, the Hairless Yeti. Hard to find but worth the effort and when this specimen enters one's life one really should not let it go. :P

wiley feminenene ways !! all she has to do is ask !

Uuuuuuuggghhhh..........C'mon, guys.....I just ate.....

<_<:P

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Hard to find but worth the effort and when this specimen enters one's life one really should not let it go. :P

:lol: . . . ..him . .. .it .. . .one follows the other anyway :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Alright Sillies another shame going to come out of my mouth.....Tonight my neighbor below and I hit the gym we have at the complex here.....I am sooo out of shape (so is she) but honestly after 10 minutes I was dying...we are going to go 5 days a week though so in the spring we will be in lots of shape...I can see it hurting tomorrow!

Patti--hows the tea.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Alright Sillies another shame going to come out of my mouth.....Tonight my neighbor below and I hit the gym we have at the complex here.....I am sooo out of shape (so is she) but honestly after 10 minutes I was dying...we are going to go 5 days a week though so in the spring we will be in lots of shape...I can see it hurting tomorrow!

Patti--hows the tea.

The tea is fine--but I've got it coming out my ears :P

10 minutes isn't so bad for starters.....just increase your time slowly and before you know it, you'll have a lot more stamina ;)

But yeah, it's gonna hurt tomorrow :(

elye Community Regular
elye
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...we are going to go 5 days a week though so in the spring we will be in lots of shape...I can see it hurting tomorrow!

Okay, Amanda, promise me something right now...If you are working hard, and suddenly feel a POP, like a bullet going through your upper calf.......STOP!! :rolleyes:<_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
The tea is fine--but I've got it coming out my ears :P

10 minutes isn't so bad for starters.....just increase your time slowly and before you know it, you'll have a lot more stamina ;)

But yeah, it's gonna hurt tomorrow :(

So first read through . . . not thinking about context . . . Patti's ears are gonna hurt tomorrow 'cause she's been drinking tea for 10 minutes and it's coming out of her ears . . .

Can you tell I'm ever so slightly distracted . . .

Patti!!!! The dryer buzzer is going off!!! Did you want to come over and help?? I know it's one of your favoUrite activities and I would hate to deprive you on your birthday!!

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