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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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We ARE in fact going to Vegas at end of March for a wedding......ha ha ha ah!!!!!!!!!!!!! now settle down, all ye mad sillies, 'tis for some good friends of his....alas, young Jenn is coming with us!! and it will be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo much fun........this is a shocker - I have never been to Vegas........... can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Las Vegas -- very fun! Strangely I've been there 3 times and Ryan and I are thinking about going this summer as a somewhat delayed honeymoon. I was 12 or so the first time and couldn't wait until I could go back once I was legal. I love gambling but thankfully I also have a fondness for my money so I am able to contain myself.

Susie, if there ever is a place for an impromptu wedding Vegas is it . . . :rolleyes: Hehehe, just kidding. But had Ryan and I been in Vegas at all last summer I think I would have done it -- I didn't think our wedding was every going to happen!! May 10th can't come soon enough!

No breakfast in bed as I was the first up - but the kitchen did look like a bomb had gone off (does that count?? :unsure: )

The boys know what side their bread is buttered and dutifully gave me a card AND some smelly bubble bath stuff (cleverly with NO help from their father :rolleyes: )

Awww . . . very cute! :D Happy Mother's Day!!!

Thank GAWD Sophie still thinks boys are disgusting...... :)<_<

I remember that feeling well! My parents were also quite happy with that point of view. I think I always thought boys were kinda disgusting until I found my boy.

She obviously likes the sound of it, as she is saying it regularly. It's "fan-f*ckin-tastic"

:lol: I love it!!! Let's hope her vocabulary rubs off on all of her neighboUrs in their retirement community.


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
How the hell does someone in their 40s decide to do this?

College's 1st taste of freedom this isn't.

:o

:unsure:

:lol:

I have to just be a little bit wicked and say this: um, is it his new roommate sit-yoo-ay-shun??????????? gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Requiring both The Phaerie AND the vicodin, just to cope????????????????????? :lol: I've had entire relationships wherein those two would have been most helpful..........................

:lol: :lol:

<cracking self up>

So......Must tell you all about my errand trip out with my mom, and the uncomfortable development that has happened. My mother will be eighty in a month, but she's got all her marbles (at least, all that she's ever had)....Now, it seems that she has suddenly picked up some new vocabulary. She obviously likes the sound of it, as she is saying it regularly.

It's "fan-f*ckin-tastic". She says it at home, when we're speaking about the weather..."Look out the window. It looks fan-f*ckin'-tastic out there!", when she is discussing things with my Dad: "Oh, Les, you should wear that cardigan more often. It looks SO fan-f*ckin'-tasic!!" Gad....So, she sprinkled her conversation with it while out with me. At Home Depot, she told the elderly clerk who was helping her get paint, "That is exactly the colour I've been after. FAN-F*CKIN-TASTIC!!" I'm quickly walking away, by this time. Then, AGAIN, at the grocery store, to the bag packer, a teenage kid..."That's great....just put my eggs on the top, there.... fan-f*ckin'-tastic, young man."

Um.........okay......continuing in the theme of being accusatory and just ugly and nasty.........

You......are...................LYING. This simply can NOT, I repeat CANNOT, be true. You're just fibbing us, to toy wif us, now aren't you?????????????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
You......are...................LYING. This simply can NOT, I repeat CANNOT, be true. You're just fibbing us, to toy wif us, now aren't you?????????????

.....God, I wish........

DH and our friends think the whole thing hilarious, and cute, even.

Mygaaaawwwwdddd......

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies....Here it is post #4,000.....where are all you guys I want someone to share this with me.....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Sillies....Here it is post #4,000.....where are all you guys I want someone to share this with me.....

Holy Crap Amanda!!!!! Run For Your LIfe!!!!!!! And take some sponges and extra absorbant paper towels with you!!!

~alex~ Explorer
Sillies....Here it is post #4,000.....where are all you guys I want someone to share this with me.....

Congratulations Amanda!!! Here is the requisite celebratory confetti:

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Now go duck and cover! Make sure all of the windows are shut tightly and maybe turn your water off. :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Um.........okay......continuing in the theme of being accusatory and just ugly and nasty.........

You......are...................LYING. This simply can NOT, I repeat CANNOT, be true. You're just fibbing us, to toy wif us, now aren't you?????????????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OK . . . so now I will admit . . . that sometimes . . . I think . . . that . . . Emily . . . ummmmm . . . well . . . errrrrr . . . . makes stuff up.

And if she didn't?? . . . and all that stuff really does happen?? . . . Well, that would be just fan-f*ckin-tastic!!!


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Congratulations Amanda!!! Here is the requisite celebratory confetti:

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Now go duck and cover! Make sure all of the windows are shut tightly and maybe turn off the water. :P

No Amanda . . . it's not confetti headed your way!!! It's a downpour!!

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Then the waves start rolling in . . .

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Have you got a boat??

elye Community Regular
Sillies....Here it is post #4,000.....where are all you guys I want someone to share this with me.....

AMANDA!! FAN-F*CKIN-TASTIC!!

Was there a deluge of coins for you today at the casino? :)

OK . . . so now I will admit . . . that sometimes . . . I think . . . that . . . Emily . . . ummmmm . . . well . . . errrrrr . . . . makes stuff up.

OMG...I'm quite flattered that I could be considered creative enough to make this stuff up...I mean, really, who would concoct a story about their 80-year old mom saying fan-f*ckin-tastic? Man, I should be so imaginative.... :rolleyes:

Actually, I should get my mom on here to verify all this. Ya know....type out the dreaded expression once or twice.... :lol:

But, see, she doesn't find any of this humorous, or strange. She thinks, "well, everybody's using these kinds of expressions. What's the big deal?" ...Sigh........

elye Community Regular

Mygawd......

Jeff Healey has died. :(:(:(

jerseyangel Proficient

Emily!!!!!Your mom!!!!! :lol: That is so funny!

Happy Mother's Day, Nikki :D

Congrats on the 4000, Amanda :D

Catching up.....been a busy Sunday here in Sillyville.

jerseyangel Proficient
Mygawd......

Jeff Healey has died. :(:(:(

:(

Darn210 Enthusiast
Jeff Healey has died. :(:(:(

Wow. :(

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Holy Crap Amanda!!!!! Run For Your LIfe!!!!!!! And take some sponges and extra absorbant paper towels with you!!!

Good thing I bought that club pack of paper towels....

Congratulations Amanda!!! Here is the requisite celebratory confetti:

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Now go duck and cover! Make sure all of the windows are shut tightly and maybe turn your water off. :P

Thanks Alex!!!

No Amanda . . . it's not confetti headed your way!!! It's a downpour!!

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Followed by a river of . . . Gawd knows what . . .

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Then the waves start rolling in . . .

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Have you got a boat??

I got a sled....and some skis....and some rubber maid tubs....but those may not hold me.

AMANDA!! FAN-F*CKIN-TASTIC!!

Was there a deluge of coins for you today at the casino? :)

The casino sucked....PA is just getting into the casino scene....but the casino opened 10 minutes from our house, its called Hollywood Casino, all it is, is slots.

The first thing that bugged me was I was carded by just walking in the door....and yes I know it is great when people think you are young but they allowed a lot of other younger....sluttier dressed girls go by but stopped me. Not only was I carded but then they made me wear a bracelet on my wrist just like they give at the County Fair so you can go on rides.

SO after playing around awhile we decided to walk around and find new machines. The only slots I like are the ones where the lines can be played diaganol and such. So I found us two machines and John was standing there not wanting to sit down. I see a 10 dollar bill lying next to my chair and then a 1 dollar as well. SO I put my foot on it and finally got John to sit down. When he gave me my voucher to put in the machine I dropped it and picked up the money.

I know it is not right to take money off the floor but I consider myself lucky! 11 bucks is a big deal! I was excited. We left the casino shortly after. Not winning. We each take $25 and thats it so I guess we can't expect too much.

We will just make the 3 hr haul to Atlantic City...much more fun!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sillies....Here it is post #4,000.....where are all you guys I want someone to share this with me.....

mygawd! hang tight!

Mygawd......

Jeff Healey has died. :(:(:(

:o

:( I don't really know who he is, other than your mention. Will look him up...so sad!

psawyer Proficient
Sillies....Here it is post #4,000.....where are all you guys I want someone to share this with me.....

I've been reading, and being careful about posting. This will be number 998--I'm soooo close the the big one. Of course, you are now past the big four.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
I've been reading, and being careful about posting. This will be number 998--I'm soooo close the the big one. Of course, you are now past the big four.

My house is still ok too, no buckles in the floors, all windows intact,

Sillies I thought of you all today whilest I surfed through the channels while folding laundry. My fair Brady was on VH1, which has Greg brady and that model Adreinne Curry from the Surreal Life. I guess they are still together. Anyway in this episode she was laying in bed and suddenly sticks her rear in the air and says A$$'s of Thunder and farts louder than I have ever heard....on national Tv.....

tom Contributor
Mygawd......

Jeff Healey has died. :(:(:(

I have a whole bunch of other replies ready but they're gonna hafta wait.

I'm stuh-f*cking-unned

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

CarlaB Enthusiast

Hi guys! Susie, that must be your new guy! Very nice. ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Carla! :) How have you been havent talked to you in ages! Love the new av, looks like you were out somewhere nice :)

CarlaB Enthusiast

Thanks! I was. That was last night. We had a fundraiser dinner/auction. It was fun.

I've gotten busier as I've gotten better, so haven't been on this thread much. I still keep up with the OMG thread though.

Good night!

tom Contributor
Thanks! I was. That was last night. We had a fundraiser dinner/auction. It was fun.

Ooh-La-La!!!!!

Carla's lookin' Red-Carpet hot!!!!

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Ok now the old stuff . ..from before hearing of the terribly terribly premature demise of The Talented Mr. Healey. :(

John seems passed out now, but wasn't when I came home to watch my U of Az hoops at 1p. It's just such a brain-drain, sapping my energy to interact w/ him when he's durrrrrr-RUNK. Not just buzzed or tipsy.

Made for a pretty crappy mood all day.

Kinda tough to suddenly have to find things to do out somewhere, but I DID find a pretty close Sunday jazz jam. Might be one of the 1st places I play.

So strange to start the day so well then it totally sours just from having to deal w/ the morning drunk. It's just reeeee-effin'-dik-you-luss .. . ..

It IS the 1st time for this, but when I agreed to have a roommate, his 8yo was here & he was never overly inebriated.

Maybe I made a mistake.

Maybe a victim of bait & switch.

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Love @ Second Sight!!!! Awwwww :wub:

and yes, I did get my money back. ;)

:o

No one else will say it?

Dingy GOT what she contracted to pay for!!!!!

Kareful w/ the Karma, dear.

Whoa! Huge coincidence, n'est-ce pas? (Tom, thought they didn't exist...) :lol:

:lol: no no no!! As a student of Natural Law & mathS, I am quite the believer in varying Magnitudes of Coincidence.

It was Seinfeld's Elaine's charge who pooh-poohed the concept.

:lol: !!! Em's Mom's new vocabulary!!!!!

I have to just be a little bit wicked . .. . .

LITTLE wicked me arse!!! Sue's a big fat meanie!!!

<i'm telling>

MAAAAAAAAAAA-ahhhhhhhhhhhmmmm!!!!!!

:angry: And I'm canceling that BevMo order before it ships to your house too!! :P :P :P

<susie's not herself w/out her kissey-boy>

**(1st pass was replying in kind, w/ faux nasty, but I hated seeing what I wrote, even WITH the strikeout)

AMANDA'S 4000th!!!!!!!!!!!

I know it is great when people think you are young but they allowed a lot of other younger....sluttier dressed girls go by but stopped me.

Heehee sluttiER????

I'm forced to picture a simply somewhat slutty Silly stopped & wristbanded.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies!

Well another weekend which flew by and here I am at work again....I didn't sleep much last night which seems to be something that is getting better throughout the week but I struggle with it on Sunday nights.

Emily where are you???? You're my morning gal!!! I might need the brain for a bit today...can you spare?

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!

One week until our March break...you guys in the States have it this week, n'est-ce pas? How about you chaps across the pond, Nikki...do your students get a (ridiculous) week off in March?

Carla! You look beautiful!

Anyway in this episode she was laying in bed and suddenly sticks her rear in the air and says A s of Thunder and farts louder than I have ever heard....on national Tv.....

How could I have missed such culturally-laden comic material? <_<:rolleyes:

Meant to quote you, Ptaum, on your dire roommate situation. You said, questioningly, "Maybe I made a mistake". Well, not to play up the Emporer's New Clothes thing, but I think that it has ended up being a mistake, and you are feeling it in energy-sapping ways, in the days turning sour...it may well have been a seemingly good arrangement at first, but boy, I don't think too many people could be tolerating this stuff like you have. Such a shame....you're finally getting your health in order, seen some turnaround, happy days....but this....

I'm sorry John's draggin' ya down.... :(

Boy, some sadness lingers here today.

Just reading about Jeff. He had battled cancer all of his life, and music truly helped him get through the pain of treatment and the knowledge that his life would likely be a short one. I will listen to his songs differently, now...I'm sure I'll hear new things.

Back to Silly!!! Carry On!......

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Colleges around me do the spring break but not the actual schools with younger kids. My sister is on spring break from college this week and John's brother is on the following week.

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