The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[tom]

Are you still planning on going to the Mayo clinic?

Yup. Nov 6th

[elye]

Nikki!! How do you make those thingies bigger?? (the pictograms! ) And added coloUr??!

The robe smells. Needs dry cleaning. I think Emily let her dogs sleep on it. Don't ask about the blood stain!! Yes, the jester and trumpeter are doing better, however, they have a standing appointment for their couples counseling that you will need to make sure that they get to . . . and whatever you do, don't let them get ahold of the keys to ANYbody's car, truck, RV, lawn tractor, etc . . . you get the drift. If you've got a lock for yer bike, I would use it.

Yeah, what's with the smell on that robe? Me poodles don't smell, and don't shed, either, so they were free to lounge on it regularly. . . . . . ....the wrinkles in the velvet are absolutely due to prone dog. Get them to press it, Erica, when you take it in . . . . ..

I think our Jester/Bugler couple swiped it one evening and took turns adorning it while out carousing through downtown Ottawa. . . . . bugling, tambourining, staggering, singing. . . . who knows what the source of that lingering stench is. . . . ..... And that stain.... . . ...I've been wondering if it is from blood, or something else.

I think the bugler wore it to his shift at Walmart, without clearing it with me.

Now we all can say, "you just wait, one of these days you will want to get a hot tub and however will you manage without MATH!!!!!!!"

Yes!! Thank you for this, Jooolie! I shall put it into practice at once!

I said, Shush girl shut your lips,

Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.

Mygawd. . . . ..... . .♠ ◘ ○ . . ........I jus' dunnno what to say about that one. . . ..!

Ptaoughmghmn! Interesting. . . . candida shouldn't be offering you any problems. .. . ..curiouser and curiouser. . . .....I'm sorry you're no closer to some, ANY, answer. . . .....

I'm off to peruse Oracle PeOter's pictogram site of page 37, er sumfin'. . . . .

[Jestgar]

Mornin Sillies

Got my candidaq bloodtest results yesterday.

I really expected higher numbers.

Candida IgA 8

Candida IgG 2

Candida IgM 7

Limit's 10 for all.

IgM is the first response, followed by IgG. A low IgG may mean "no", or it may mean "not yet". IgA may or may not be present in serum.

These tests seem like the "positive, if positive, but not necessarily negative if negative" type.

[tom]

Thx Jess

I'm still so surprised I didn't register over limit.

And here we go .. . ..I have an interview tomorrow @2 for that part-time job that I'm not quite sure I can do.

There better not be fragrances or fumes.

[elye]

There better not be fragrances or fumes.

Ptaoughmghmn!!!

This is exciting! Best of luck. . . let's see, 2 pm your time is 5 pm my time. . . . . I'll be thinking of you as I scramble through dinner prep!

Oh, and you'd best have one of these in yer pocket. . . . . . .

http://www.sevensheaven.nl/images/producte...-clothespin.webp

[Mtndog]

Yay! A new Queen, HRH Erica the Young! And hotubs! And puppies, oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The puppy smell <contentedsigh> Labs are crazy diggers. I had to make a garden over the hole that Kramer (the lab who lived here before us). Angus has some lab in him- he even buries his treats!

I WANNA pet Sammy!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

[happygirl]

Bev, I wish you could pet her too. She's asleep at my feet right now...she really does make life better.

Today she learned how to run, and is learning how to play. She met another dog in the neighborhood, and had more neighbors come to meet her and play. We've had a few accidents in the house, but we are working on it. I still have no idea what the plan is for sleeping tonight. Is it terrible that I just want her to sleep in the bed with me? !!!! (Sleeping in the bed with me does NOT equal "crate training", apparently)

I love, love, love her. LOVE HER.

[jerseyangel]

I love, love, love her. LOVE HER.

Her little "playing picture" is so darn cute I want to just pick her up and hug her!!

I spoke with an old friend today--lots of catching up and gabbing.....it's been a while and one of the things she told me is that she got a new puppy earlier this year--a Chocolate Lab!! She said that the dog thinks she's one of the kids

I told her about Sammy, and how adorable she is. I thought that was such a neat coincidence

[elye]

Laura! Bring that adorable pup into bed wif you........ . . there was no way I could resist bringing my little, crying poodle pup into bed with me on those first cold nights. . .. . I know, I know, it's against the crate rules. . .. ...but gawd! How can we resist?? And she won't pee in your bed - - she'll whine and wriggle around first, to let you know she's gotta go . .. .you'll just hafta move quickly!

[curlyfries]

Okay, for anybody who missed it the first time, the Oracle presents Open Original Shared Link

OK.. .. . ....my ALT key is doing NOTHING for me .... . . . ... . ... ..... .. .and is that chart supposed to make sense to me???????

Where on there do you get a clue that it actually IS the ALT key??????... ..... ... . ... . .....GAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I wanna do musical notes!

[curlyfries]

Oh, and you'd best have one of these in yer pocket. . . . . . .

http://www.sevensheaven.nl/images/producte...-clothespin.webp

Unless we should have a blank screen in our pocket, this isn't working for me either! .. . . . . . ...It says SEVENS HEAVEN in the corner, but that's it.

Oh, I know.........perhaps it's a white hankie?........a blank piece of paper to jot down important notes?........or a polar bear in a snowstorm?..........no.....that won't fit

[curlyfries]

PeOter!!!!!

By the way......I have a confession... .. . .. ...... .

That one time I asked about umlauts, I believe.............well.......ummmm.............me brain went into hiding when it saw your explanation and it was too skeert to open the link.

Was this the aforementioned link?..........cuz me brain is sneakin out the back way this very moment

[DingoGirl]

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EMoticonally busted again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EUREKA!!!!!!!!!..........out of my mind with GLEE!!!! <Nikki is very easily pleased today>

*snoooooort*

and by God, she's GOT it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it really IS quite satisfying to figger out these wee symbols

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[curlyfries]

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[DingoGirl]

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[DingoGirl]

Okay, okay, now settle down Lisa, just wanted to get you a little bit worked up for a second.

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Okay........just hit ALT 13 or ALT 14. Ignore the letters.

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[curlyfries]

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<whistling casually>

nope, no idea how to do those........

*snicker*

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Suzie's teasing me!!!!!

I'm telling!

[DingoGirl]

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oh but 'twas but a brief second.

and it was SO MUCH PHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[DingoGirl]

L☺☺K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we get to do all these symbols too:

[Green12]

I think someone must have inhaled the burning doobage today.............

[curlyfries]

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I'm still playing......don't know how I got the heart...

[DingoGirl]

Well me sillies,

Off to bed. Weezee and I worked an eight-hour shift today, it's been so long! My shadow has not darkened the doorway of ANY establishment at 8 a.m. since.......God knows when! I never make early morning appts and......if I see 6 a.m. it usually means I've been up all night. <thank God that's been quite a while>

It was such a good day. Pray for phunding (it's a non-profit) so that this can become my REAL JOB. I LOVE working for Shane and he loves having me. Weezee gets to go too.

'night sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Erica94]

WAIT SOOOZIE ALMOST READY TO POST!!

[DingoGirl]

I think someone must have inhaled the burning doobage today.............

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MA

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, for your information, the DOOBAGE, I found out, is not burned.......it's taken to the dump and scooped underground, with piles of dead pigeons and dead rats and poop-smeared shoes garbage piled atop it.

I'm sure there are plenty of people, however, who don't mind a little phecal-smeared doobage from the dumpster.................

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[DingoGirl]

WAIT SOOOZIE ALMOST READY TO POST!!

WHAT??????????? the teenager (up WAY past her bedtime) making me STAY HERE to read her ROYAL POST???????????????????

the noive, I tell ya

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