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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
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Oh, boy. . . . . . ..I can only imagine what Soooozie's like after reading this....... It's got ME close to tears. .. . ...... ...

haven't read it yet........am askeert...........

I'll say!!! He won a Hugo Award!!!*

*Literary excellence in the science fiction genre

:o impressive!

in other news...................there is ONE fantastic item to report...........

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrishuh - - this banana bread is BY FAR the single most delicious gluten-free baked good I've had in THREE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub::wub::wub:

I'm havin' it fer dinner, with butter on top.........

BTW - I substituted half butter for the 1/4 cup oil..............MAHVELOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you!

in fact, I've just eaten two THICK slices of it and actually feel............vomitocious :greenface:


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And yes, my brother is famous.

I'll say!!! He won a Hugo Award!!!*

*Literary excellence in the science fiction genre

:):)

the infamous, oops I mean famous brother-in-law has also won a Nebula Award. This is the Science Fiction of Academy Awards.

jerseyangel Proficient

Susie--I'm so glad you liked it! It is really good wif butter--or almond butter :)

Green12 Enthusiast
Patrishuh - - this banana bread is BY FAR the single most delicious gluten-free baked good I've had in THREE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gluten-free baking success!!!!! I love it when that happens :D

the infamous, oops I mean famous brother-in-law has also won a Nebula Award. This is the Science Fiction of Academy Awards.

Outstanding!

Peter, right after I posted I went back and saw Susie had asked the same thing and then your answer. Thanks for the very moving explanation.

I just love poppies, they are my favorite flower actually..now there is a lot more meaning behind them.

Green12 Enthusiast

Jacquie, I am very much enjoying your avatar ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Jacquie, I am very much enjoying your avatar ;)

:lol: I know, Hottie McHot

Yes, baking success! First time at my house, I think......

WardGirl Rookie
Jacquie, I am very much enjoying your avatar ;)

Yes George does look hot and georgeous as a scruffy looking cowboy doesn't he :)


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(belated) CONGRATULATIONS SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!!

I posted an explanation about my avatar; it is on the previous page (1508). It is a poppy. It is something we Canadians have deep feelings about, but it is little known elsewhere.

T'was rememberance day (poppy day) here too

OMG!!! The Oracle's bro is a famous author?!?!?! ........ , I MUST name drop him immediately (as if I know him ;) )

Yes George does look hot and georgeous as a scruffy looking cowboy doesn't he :)

He's none too shabby, I must say!!!

Soozle!!!....we luv yer prattlings......isn't this whole thread one huge collection of prattlings??? :lol:

BAH!!!....a grEy, damp, dull Monday morn........still haven't done me SEWING ( :o ) ...i HATE IT...AM i ADHD???? :lol:

WardGirl Rookie

Good Monday morning Sillies and I guess for Nikki it's a good afternoon now :) I hope everyone has a productive day doing whatever Sillies do best :)

elye Community Regular

Good Morning , all Psillies!

the infamous, oops I mean famous brother-in-law has also won a Nebula Award. This is the Science Fiction of Academy Awards.

Whoa .. . .sounds. . . . quite. . . . nebulous!

:rolleyes:

I just love poppies, they are my favorite flower actually..now there is a lot more meaning behind them.

Unfortunately, there's that modern-day Afghanistan meaning, as well .. . . . . . ...

:(

Do you wear the red poppies in the UK as well, Nik?

Soooozie made good bread! :):)

All right, carry on.......got a day to organize. . . . . ...... . .

psawyer Proficient

It's awfully quiet here this morning. Where is everybody?

Mtndog Collaborator

A Belated CONGRATULATIONS SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do prattle on here but.........there is a backspace and edit button........as I was leaving the parking lot, I actually did LONG FOR a backspace/edit/delete/SHUT the F UP button in real life....... :(

Susie- Sometimes we ALL need Open Original Shared Link .............

Lord knows I could have used it this weekend while in a VERY BAD mood!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Susie- Sometimes we ALL need Open Original Shared Link .............!

:lol::lol: Where do you find stuff like that??? How many hours worth of video do you have to watch before you find sumptin post-worthy??

Add my CONGRATULATIONS to the pile for SOPHIE!!!! YAY!!!!! :D:D

Mtndog Collaborator
:lol::lol: Where do you find stuff like that??? How many hours worth of video do you have to watch before you find sumptin post-worthy??

Add my CONGRATULATIONS to the pile for SOPHIE!!!! YAY!!!!! :D:D

The Chappelle show made me a loon!!!!!!!!! Not to mention I have a LOT of time on me hands.

I love yer maple tree!!!!!

OK- I emailed this but you have to see Open Original Shared Link

<CACKLE>

Jestgar Rising Star

I shoulda gotten one of Open Original Shared Link for Max after I had him shaved

elye Community Regular

Janet!! What an incredible tree! That size and coloUr looks almost photoshopped, but I know that you don't make up things, as others are purported to do. . . . . ...

<_<:P

Gahhh!! Wrap It Up Box!! :lol: I agree, it is amazing how Bev seems to have an incredibly pertinent, hilarious video for us regardless of the subject. How DO you manage this, Bevel??

elye Community Regular
I shoulda gotten one of Open Original Shared Link for Max after I had him shaved

OMG.....Somethin' truly sick about that one. . . . . .. .

:huh::lol:

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Jess :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Does Poeter sell these? :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Good Monday morning Sillies and I guess for Nikki it's a good afternoon now :) I hope everyone has a productive day doing whatever Sillies do best :)

Suprisingly so!!! (after a slow start and persistant hideous weather making me hear the call of the blankie/settee) ......vacuuming, toilet cleaning (x2), food shopping, but the coup de grace has to be the 3 big black bin bags of tatt extricated from Al's bedroom!!! :D

Unfortunately, there's that modern-day Afghanistan meaning, as well .. . . . . . ...

:(

Do you wear the red poppies in the UK as well, Nik?

We do indeed

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Susie- Sometimes we ALL need Open Original Shared Link

OMG!!! I've GOT to get one ...*snort* :lol:

Open Original Shared Link

GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE a VERY surly fat cat :lol: ....she would be highly humiliated to be forced to wear such a garment - hee-hee but it would be fun just to see her wear one but alas me knitting skills are on a par wiv me sewing :angry: (..errr, still not done...WHERE the heck are me glasses anyway?????? :unsure: )

jerseyangel Proficient
I shoulda gotten one of Open Original Shared Link for Max after I had him shaved

Why did the bowling alley in Jersey just spring to mind......?

elye Community Regular
Why did the bowling alley in Jersey just spring to mind......?

:lol::lol:

Actually, a number of these cat/dog pieces make me think of any bowling alley. .. . . ..

Green12 Enthusiast
Yes George does look hot and georgeous as a scruffy looking cowboy doesn't he

Oh my, yes he does!

I phirst became a fan of George when he was on that prime time soap tv series Savannah, it was cancelled after a short time though....when he appeared on screen I was like, "who is that?!?!?!?"

BAH!!!....a grEy, damp, dull Monday morn........still haven't done me SEWING ...i HATE IT...AM i ADHD????

:lol:

Maybe just spending a little time on procrastination nation.....but those grey, damp, dull days make it hard to get moving!!

Unfortunately, there's that modern-day Afghanistan meaning, as well .. . . . . . ...

:(

Oh no, what is this??? Say it isn't so, I guess I will have to google it, because I had no idea....

Susie- Sometimes we ALL need Open Original Shared Link .............

HEELARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Bevvie, I am sad you were in a bad mood. I wanto to turn that frown :( upside down :) !

I shoulda gotten one of Open Original Shared Link for Max after I had him shaved

I like the sporty look, I would probably go for something like that for Arnie, because he is such the athlete :lol:

The muumuu, dunno...looked kind of like a.....poofy skirt?

Jess, how's the data coming along??

Suprisingly so!!! (after a slow start and persistant hideous weather making me hear the call of the blankie/settee) ......vacuuming, toilet cleaning (x2), food shopping, but the coup de grace has to be the 3 big black bin bags of tatt extricated from Al's bedroom!!! :D

Excellent!!! Very productive day :)

psssst! what was "tatt" again? I think I was absent from school that day :lol:

Why did the bowling alley in Jersey just spring to mind......?

:lol:

Patti, we must talk trifle. I have made gingerbread before usig a regular plain gluten-free cake mix and adding 1/4 - 1/2 cup of molasses and the spices (ginger for sure, maybe nutmeg and/or cinnamon...can't remember)

Shall we take this to personal email??

And Emily the banana cream thing was just a version of my fruit and cream parfait, do you remember me talking about that back around your Thanksgiving holiday? It was just alternating whipped heavy cream and blended fruit in a glass (I used mangoes). Bananas and cream just taste so dreamy and lovely together, since you mentioned you lurve bananas.

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, we must talk trifle. I have made gingerbread before usig a regular plain gluten-free cake mix and adding 1/4 - 1/2 cup of molasses and the spices (ginger for sure, maybe nutmeg and/or cinnamon...can't remember)

Yes, we must! :lol:

Now, I can't believe I didn't think of just doctoring up a plain cake to make the gingerbread. After all, I do it all the time for spice cake :P:blink: So, 1/2 cup or so of molasses and the standard gingerbread spices? Genius! This is how I shall approach it! :D This should be a snap to put together. I may just make it to take to JP's for Thanksgiving.

I think it's fine to discuss this here--maybe someone reading here fer a giggle will also get a yummy new dessert idea :) Sort of a one-stop shop :lol:

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