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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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No, you won't end up short. Those durned things never go away :ph34r: - just keep turning up, like rain out of the sky, unlike the dollars - they go away fast.

 

Except when your charge comes to $2.01.  Then you won't have any.

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It has been a long time since this topic was active, but there may be a silly resurrection in the wind. 

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I'm back!

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Jestgar Rising Star
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Wow. Yucky new quote thingy.

Jestgar Rising Star
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Super yucky.  How do I make it go away?

mushroom Proficient
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Except when your charge comes to $2.01.  Then you won't have any.

 

That's where the Swedish rounding comes in.  Then it's only $2.00, unlessen you pay by EFTPOS or credit card that is, in which case they take an electronic penny :P

 

Whoa, see what you mean about the turdy quotey thingy.  If ya want flowers, ya gotta have rain!!

kareng Grand Master
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Wow. Yucky new quote thingy.

  

Super yucky.  How do I make it go away?

  

That's where the Swedish rounding comes in.  Then it's only $2.00, unlessen you pay by EFTPOS or credit card that is, in which case they take an electronic penny :P

 

Whoa, see what you mean about the turdy quotey thingy.  If ya want flowers, ya gotta have rain!!

Yuck! I reported it to Scott. See what progress does for ya?

mushroom Proficient
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I guess Jess' and my posts went away when Kareng was quoting them :huh:  :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
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I can see them.

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mushroom Proficient
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I can see them.

 

Yes, that's what I mean.  They have returned :)

jerseyangel Proficient
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Yes, that's what I mean. They have returned :)

Oops-- misunderstood:)

kareng Grand Master
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I guess Jess' and my posts went away when Kareng was quoting them :huh::blink:

What? You accusing me of pilfering your posts?

While I'm typing the quoted post disappears from the forum?

mushroom Proficient
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Do you also steal underwear from the clothes line?

 

Or is that Cooper's trick?

kareng Grand Master
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Do you also steal underwear from the clothes line?

 

Or is that Cooper's trick?

Clothes lines aren't allowed here.

mushroom Proficient
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No clotheslines in Nevada where we are, either.  Too declassee (wiv an acute or two somewhere in there :P )

jerseyangel Proficient
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No closelines here either.  I'd love to hang my sheets out to dry :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
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They're all fine here, 'course, it rarely stops drizzling long enough for clothes to get dry...

mushroom Proficient
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Peeps here often leave their clothes on the line, waiting for the sun and the wind.

VydorScope Proficient
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So thanks to a blow torch (fix it with fire!) and some "fix-it" stick

putty I think the dishwasher is repaired. Total cost $30 assuming it

works. :D No leaks so far at least...

jerseyangel Proficient
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Just don't run it and go out/to bed....

Jestgar Rising Star
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And have a wad of gum handy

elye Community Regular
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And have a wad of gum handy

 

....And perhaps a ballcock.....

elye Community Regular
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....And perhaps a ballcock.....

See, this new quotation system makes all quoted material appear as though it has been whispered......in tiny letters....  .. ...this is a problem, as I certainly was NOT whispering "and perhaps a ballcock"......in fact, I was screaming it, methinks.....

 

 

:lol:

mushroom Proficient
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See, this new quotation system makes all quoted material appear as though it has been whispered......in tiny letters....  .. ...this is a problem, as I certainly was NOT whispering "and perhaps a ballcock"......in fact, I was screaming it, methinks.....

 

 

:lol:

Well, well, maybe they are starting to gift wrap again, and even put the presents in boxes, but they are teensy weensy presents

 

(even for ballcocks)

Jestgar Rising Star
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Well, well, maybe they are starting to gift wrap again, and even put the presents in boxes, but they are teensy weensy presents

 

(even for ballcocks)

I don't want me no teeny weeny ballcocks!  :angry:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I don't want me no teeny weeny ballcocks!  :angry:

Laughing sooo hard I can't breathe! Gasp!

jerseyangel Proficient
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Ballcock!!!!! Size does matter.....

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