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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel


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Jestgar Rising Star

No, you won't end up short. Those durned things never go away :ph34r: - just keep turning up, like rain out of the sky, unlike the dollars - they go away fast.

 

Except when your charge comes to $2.01.  Then you won't have any.


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Jestgar Rising Star

Wow. Yucky new quote thingy.

Jestgar Rising Star

Super yucky.  How do I make it go away?

mushroom Proficient

Except when your charge comes to $2.01.  Then you won't have any.

 

That's where the Swedish rounding comes in.  Then it's only $2.00, unlessen you pay by EFTPOS or credit card that is, in which case they take an electronic penny :P

 

Whoa, see what you mean about the turdy quotey thingy.  If ya want flowers, ya gotta have rain!!

kareng Grand Master

Wow. Yucky new quote thingy.

  

Super yucky.  How do I make it go away?

  

That's where the Swedish rounding comes in.  Then it's only $2.00, unlessen you pay by EFTPOS or credit card that is, in which case they take an electronic penny :P

 

Whoa, see what you mean about the turdy quotey thingy.  If ya want flowers, ya gotta have rain!!

Yuck! I reported it to Scott. See what progress does for ya?

mushroom Proficient

I guess Jess' and my posts went away when Kareng was quoting them :huh:  :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient

I can see them.


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mushroom Proficient

I can see them.

 

Yes, that's what I mean.  They have returned :)

jerseyangel Proficient

Yes, that's what I mean. They have returned :)

Oops-- misunderstood:)

kareng Grand Master

I guess Jess' and my posts went away when Kareng was quoting them :huh::blink:

What? You accusing me of pilfering your posts?

While I'm typing the quoted post disappears from the forum?

mushroom Proficient

Do you also steal underwear from the clothes line?

 

Or is that Cooper's trick?

kareng Grand Master

Do you also steal underwear from the clothes line?

 

Or is that Cooper's trick?

Clothes lines aren't allowed here.

mushroom Proficient

No clotheslines in Nevada where we are, either.  Too declassee (wiv an acute or two somewhere in there :P )

jerseyangel Proficient

No closelines here either.  I'd love to hang my sheets out to dry :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

They're all fine here, 'course, it rarely stops drizzling long enough for clothes to get dry...

mushroom Proficient

Peeps here often leave their clothes on the line, waiting for the sun and the wind.

VydorScope Proficient

So thanks to a blow torch (fix it with fire!) and some "fix-it" stick

putty I think the dishwasher is repaired. Total cost $30 assuming it

works. :D No leaks so far at least...

jerseyangel Proficient

Just don't run it and go out/to bed....

Jestgar Rising Star

And have a wad of gum handy

elye Community Regular

And have a wad of gum handy

 

....And perhaps a ballcock.....

elye Community Regular

....And perhaps a ballcock.....

See, this new quotation system makes all quoted material appear as though it has been whispered......in tiny letters....  .. ...this is a problem, as I certainly was NOT whispering "and perhaps a ballcock"......in fact, I was screaming it, methinks.....

 

 

:lol:

mushroom Proficient

See, this new quotation system makes all quoted material appear as though it has been whispered......in tiny letters....  .. ...this is a problem, as I certainly was NOT whispering "and perhaps a ballcock"......in fact, I was screaming it, methinks.....

 

 

:lol:

Well, well, maybe they are starting to gift wrap again, and even put the presents in boxes, but they are teensy weensy presents

 

(even for ballcocks)

Jestgar Rising Star

Well, well, maybe they are starting to gift wrap again, and even put the presents in boxes, but they are teensy weensy presents

 

(even for ballcocks)

I don't want me no teeny weeny ballcocks!  :angry:

kareng Grand Master

I don't want me no teeny weeny ballcocks!  :angry:

Laughing sooo hard I can't breathe! Gasp!

jerseyangel Proficient

Ballcock!!!!! Size does matter.....

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