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#11116 blueeyedmanda

 
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 04:03 AM

Morning Sillies! Another week has begun.
Is Susie still MIA with kissey?
Emily how was your skiing....I'm still jealous! I bet your ski conditions are way better than ours!
Patti-I wished I was there too!

Sillies I am still under the weather though, at work, but not feeling too great. The stomach is still acting up but last night I had the headache from hell.....literally. It had me on the floor in tears.

Peter have fun working.

To all my other sillies....Have good days too!
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#11117 jerseyangel

 
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 05:51 AM

How To Shower Like a Woman:
How To Shower Like a Man:

OMG--so funny and true :lol: :lol: :lol:

You may still hear from me. After years of deliberately not having internet access at our place of business, things have changed. ;)

We've creeped into PeOter's business :lol:

England is being assaulted this Monday morn with storms, gales, and torrential rain.....HEINOUS wevah!!

Wow, Nikki--keep warm and dry :o

Sillies I am still under the weather though, at work, but not feeling too great. The stomach is still acting up but last night I had the headache from hell.....literally. It had me on the floor in tears.

Feel better, Amanda :)




Are Susie and Emily scheduled to be back today?
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 07:59 AM

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
It goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ...

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-!-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,

@-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BS and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 08:09 AM

Amanda - hope you feel better soon :(

Are Susie and Emily scheduled to be back today?


Is Emily away for the week??

Susie & Kissey are home - in love ( :rolleyes: ) and exhausted :ph34r: :blink: :lol:


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BS and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


:lol: Ain't that the truth!!
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 08:12 AM

Mornin' all!! :)
I think I woke up w/ at least 1/2 a brain & ramping up, so there's good potential for some silliness today!
(Oh . ...and actual RL productivity)

Where're the trip reports from the Poohbahs????????
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:08 AM

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...

That was great--I sent it to my husband :D

Mornin' all!! :)
I think I woke up w/ at least 1/2 a brain & ramping up, so there's good potential for some silliness today!

Good to hear! :)
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:08 AM

Susie & Kissey are home - in love ( :rolleyes: ) and exhausted :ph34r: :blink: :lol:

:D B) :P
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:32 AM

Apparently the weather front has blown across from Canada :huh: (so my weatherman says) so......thankyou Canada <_<

At least you didn't get the foot of snow. Enjoy the gift from "the colonies."

We've creeped into PeOter's business :lol:

Work will never be the same again. :rolleyes:

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Is Emily away for the week??

I think it was a week's expedition on Em's part.


So here I am at the store, and it is pretty dead. It's March Break, and many of the people in this neighboUrhood go away for the week. Brilliant sunshine, but chilly at -4oC
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 10:54 AM

Random Post....Quick visit to say hello. "Hello"

This was fun to watch
http://www.maniacwor...al-station.html
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 11:04 AM

Man, I guess I will have a whole brain this week without Em needing it where she is!
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 12:22 PM

How To Shower Like a Woman:

How To Shower Like a Man:

:lol:
Much truth in this I'm sure, but I must contest (oooo! One of those schwa-bly modified noun/verb words! CONtest/conTEST) one point.
We're not admiring size in that state :blink: - tho one may make an argument for shape and overall GrandeUr of Nature. :lol:


Post- prandial :lol: ......GAD!!! ..post prandial mint anyone????

Heehee :lol:
Such talk always reminds of Monty Python.
"Finally, monsieur, a wafer thin mint."

Amanda - arrrgh :angry: headache from hell

Susie & Kissey are home - in love ( :rolleyes: )

OK Knick, the "home" may be news, but .. . c'mon .. .. .what's next?? "Sun rises in East again today?"


Random Post....Quick visit to say hello. "Hello"

And "HELLO!!" backatcha Goosey!




Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh-miGahhhhhD I was just re-looking into that Humaworm pill that was so popular on the OMG thread a while back & it actually contains WORMWOOD!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaagh Parasitical Absinthian Destruction



[Edit: I see a Dingo!!! Bring on tales of glorious mountains, curmudgeonly hill-people, and hopefully only near-Destruction, Absinthetically speaking] :lol:
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 01:50 PM

oh my sillies...................

I am back. :)

I had read/highlighted so many things.........but something quite disturbing just happened wtih my "best" friend in San Jose over the phone......more later but I am sitting here weeping. Seems the Southern Comfort episode was too over-the-top and I have not a shred of silly in me left. :(

I have much to tell you my sweet friends, David and I had the most unbelievably stellar weekend.......and I will report later.


:)

carry on..........I will be okay but - - maybe I really AM too over-the-top lately and need to calm down.........


love kissey
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 02:34 PM

Susie,

I don't really understand what happened, but I hope it all gets worked out. Sorry you're so upset :(

Glad you're back, though-- and that you and David had a nice time :)
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 03:35 PM

David and I had the most unbelievably stellar weekend.......

Good to hear :)
How could it be any other way????? :wub:

But very sorry to hear of the phone call.
I hope it ends up being just a bump in the road.
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 05:00 PM

I don't really understand what happened, but I hope it all gets worked out. Sorry you're so upset :(

Ditto. I hope that your Kissey is there to well . . . kiss you.

I had a blissfully sound night's sleep last night and feel much recuperated. It's much easier to get things done when your sleepy head doesn't feel like it's gonna fall right off!

Something strange happened to me today. A friend/roommate of my mom's when she was in university called me today and wants to meet me for lunch on Wednesday :huh:. I guess she got my phone number from my dad. My mom stayed in some contact with her throughout the years but not really close I don't think. I only met her a couple of times. She was kind of vague about why she wanted to see me. I'm very intrigued and confused. :mellow: (not really sure what that emoticon means and not really sure how I feel!)
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