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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Well, maybe he is in your house. We find ours is more comfortable in the side-by-side upstairs.(more leg room) B)

at least someone's freezer has room :)


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CarlaB Enthusiast

Oh my gosh! How can somone who doesn't have a job keep up with this thread?????

CarlaB Enthusiast

My freezer has no room ... I have a small refrigerator and NO KITCHEN!

Quick, send out the Dingos! Have we seen Nikki lately?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Well, maybe he is in your house. We find ours is more comfortable in the side-by-side upstairs.(more leg room) B)

Yes, but once again . . . hair in the butter. Plus, how often are you in the chest freezer and how often are you in the fridge? He's was just in the way, too many freakin' times. I don't care where he's more comfortable, if he wants to stay at MY house, he'll stay where I put him!!!

Oh, by the way, would anyone like to come visit . . . we've just had a new bed of nails installed in the guest bedroom!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Quick, send our the Dingos! Have we seen Nikki lately?

Haven't even seen her reading . . . hopefully she's busy in a good/fun way.

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Richard, I find your new avatar more disturbing than the one with everyone in the tub . . . just the expression on Susie's face . . . it doesn't LOOK like she is enjoying her kiss from Del Toro.

:huh::lol:

What?!

NEWSFLASH!

MYSTERY WOMAN REVEALED! :o

I guess her night out turned out ok after all. I think "the look" is the direct result of the wine glass in her left hand (not pictured).

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I have a job and I keep updated by keeping this screen minimized at my desk :lol:


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TriticusToxicum Explorer
Haven't even seen her reading . . . hopefully she's busy in a good/fun way.

Wasn't she going to braid the yeti's hair for the ceremony?

CarlaB Enthusiast
I have a job and I keep updated by keeping this screen minimized at my desk :lol:

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, those of you who work can keep updated .... I have to leave the house all the time and find it impossible!!!! :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Must catch up but HAD to post this:

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I WANT PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to be a mystery woman spotted in tub with Benicio and other tall, dark and handsomes!!!!!!!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Yesterday in between my lunch break there were like 2 pages of posts I missed though :)

It was a busy day in the nieghborhood yesterday with all the preparations for my wedding.

BTW, so whats the scoop for the parade now?

Darn210 Enthusiast
I WANT PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, me too!!! I've just got a silly troll pic that I have to match backgrounds with . . . so he doesn't go too many places . . . has to be something with a LOT of white in it or a LOT of black in it.

Heeeeeyyyyy, I just noticed . . . YOUR dog looks just like MY dog. Hmmm, Imagine that :lol: .

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Must catch up but HAD to post this:

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:lol: Good stuff!

I WANT PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me TOO! I "make do" with "MS Paint" <_<

I want to be a mystery woman spotted in tub with Benicio and other tall, dark and handsomes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, no tub here. Emily invited "the Fuzz" to the party. :o

Darn210 Enthusiast
Me TOO! I "make do" with "MS Paint" <_<

Realllly, I guess I'm just going to have to try harder!!! I did alright with the orange pyramid hair but that was all one pic . . . (hmmm, must investigate . . . no, no, can't use help button . . .)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I could use some photoshop too, but how would I convince the hospital that it is required for my job...ideas anyone?

tom Contributor
Thank heavens the yeti wasn't leading when my boss walked in two minutes ago. Fortunately I was looking up EBV transformation of lymphocytes and not frisking the wookie.

There aren't many exceptions to the rule that DM-PK expansion is methylated in the native lymphocytes and unmethylated in the lymphoblastoids, are there? :blink:

Let the Yeti Lead! :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
There aren't many exceptions to the rule that DM-PK expansion is methylated in the native lymphocytes and unmethylated in the lymphoblastoids, are there? :blink:

I think my head just exploded :o:blink:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
I think my head just exploded :o:blink:

that would be the Lymphocytes :o

Darn210 Enthusiast
. . . in the native lymphocytes and unmethylated in the lymphoblastoids, are there? :blink:

:huh::huh:

damn blastoids!

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
There aren't many exceptions to the rule that DM-PK expansion is methylated in the native lymphocytes and unmethylated in the lymphoblastoids, are there? :blink:

Actually I need to induce apoptosis in EBV transformed B lymphocytes, which, of course, are resistant to apoptosis, otherwise they wouldn't be transformed.

You have to be nuts to study DM-PK expansion.

hmmm, latent membrane protein....

I believe that's expressed by nepalese yeti and used as a mechanism to shed water/snow/sleet from the fur. But how that relates to EBV....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Lymphoctye spill Aisle 12...we need a clean up!

LOL

Jestgar Rising Star

And HEY! I'm working! I'm thawing stuff.

TriticusToxicum Explorer
And HEY! I'm working! I'm thawing stuff.

Yeah, I'm working too! (just not the work I'm paid for :P )

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Yeah, I'm working too! (just not the work I'm paid for :P )

Same here...I am switching between this and data clarification forms eek!

tom Contributor
Naples, Florida, but as far as how excited ... very! It's a beach and that's about all I'm up to ... and did I say it was a business trip? That means fancy hotel, fancy dinners, :) Adam "works" during the day, I hang out at the pool and spa!

Yay! This'll be grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!

.... I have a picture of my great-grandmother in a July 4th parade dated 1904!

I'm not sure it's ethical to make such statements on Avatar Day, and not make yours a granny-tar for an hour or 2. :P

All right, must go, heading to the pub with the girls. Ho hum. The girls will be fun, but there are pretty much almost NEVER any cute guys.......harrrumph. :angry:

Am I deja-vu-ing or was this said a while back?

Ahh yes it WAS said and was counter-predictive!! that's a word isn't it?

:lol: "EXTRA!EXTRA! DelToro Spotted with MYSTERY WOMAN! " :lol::lol:

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