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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
It's all downhill once you've "defibbed the doe".

:D


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Mad Men, on the other hand--I think that's my new favorite show :) Susie, if you ever allow yourself expanded cable--you'd LOVE it! The season finale was on last night--it dosen't come back till June '08 :angry:

I'm NEVER allowed to have expanded cable. :huh: would do literally NOTHING but watch Food Channel (aka Celaic porn), HGTV, freakish, train-wreck reality shows (like Gene Simmons etc.), Food Porn, horrible Lifetime movies :ph34r: , Food Porn, Discovery Health.......any of it.

Gail (aka Loser) LOVES Mad Men and that guy - - so I'll rent it on DVD some day.

:blink: HOLY CARP BAT MAN.................I GO TO CHIRO TO GET MY BONES CRACKED ....

AND COME BACK TO 60 EMAILS ALERTS.

:ph34r::lol:

SPEACHLESS......

:lol:HI JUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she's speechless. :lol: We truly are out of control.......

Tried to watch Office--I don't get it :huh:

That's the point - nothign to get - - - but SO darned funny, somehow....in this really pitiful and embarrassing way.

My coworkers and I are playing with that picture maker thing, pimping link that was here before....FUN!

Good work with you adn Danny. Boy if he only knew..... :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I pimped a picture of our group from my bridal shower too....

elye Community Regular

OMG. Just read the four pages I've missed since about one o'clock...gaaaahhhhh...too far back to get the quote: Richard, you would be in second place, having taken the place of runner #2.

And that's my final answer.

Do I get the centre square?? Is that three X's?! Bells and sirens going off? Wait!....Might be double sirens, as I think I may just be...

wait...must post this to check...stay tuned...

elye Community Regular

800 posts!! 800!!....

Wait.......oh, lord, is that who I think it is...pulling into my driveway?....

It's Bob Goulet.......

TriticusToxicum Explorer
800 posts!! 800!!....

Wait.......oh, lord, is that who I think it is...pulling into my driveway?....

It's Bob Goulet.......

It's your LUCKY DAY! Center Square and Robert Goulet! (and no gym socks!)

elye Community Regular
It's your LUCKY DAY! Center Square and Robert Goulet! (and no gym socks!)

The whole street's out looking! :o:o He's swaggering toward my house, King Arthur-style...he's got a mic! He's BELTING out "If Ever I Would Leave You"...!! (I'll have to let ya know about the gym socks...can't see from the front window, here...)


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TriticusToxicum Explorer
The whole street's out looking! :o:o He's swaggering toward my house, King Arthur-style...he's got a mic! He's BELTING out "If Ever I Would Leave You"...!! (I'll have to let ya know about the gym socks...can't see from the front window, here...)

Get the nuts! The EMERALD NUTS!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

LOLOLOL

So who gets to go to bonus round!

elye Community Regular
Get the nuts! The EMERALD NUTS!!

...Are they gluten-free?!...Quick, he's coming in!

elye Community Regular

Wait....has he got emerald nuts? :o

...I don't think I'd better let him in....

TriticusToxicum Explorer
...Are they gluten-free?!...Quick, he's coming in!

Who cares - just throw them at him!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Wait....has he got emerald nuts? :o

I don't know. I'm a fan, but not that big of a fan. :huh:

Green12 Enthusiast
Wait....has he got emerald nuts? :o

...I don't think I'd better let him in....

:lol:

You better watch out for those emerald nuts of his.

Lock the door!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Boy those are flashy nuts!

Green12 Enthusiast
Boy those are flashy nuts!

nothing says party like emerald nuts.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I don't know. I'm a fan, but not that big of a fan. :huh:

:lol: :lol:

nothing says party like emerald nuts.

:lol: :lol:

:huh:

Still no mojo. EMILY - why don't you have Bob Goulet and his verdant nuts HAND-DELIVER my stinky mojo????

Mtndog Collaborator
nothing says party like emerald nuts.

BA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing says "Marry the guy" like Emerald Nuts (fabulous family jewels :rolleyes::o )

Julie- The Olympic judges gave you a ten on the rarely accomplished and never perfected TRIPLE POST (the TRIFECTA of Olympic posting!)

Danny and Amanda are pimped...Susie's having a mad party that I don't THINK I was invited too....Richard's got the Brady Bunch/Hollywood Squares. WE ARE ALL BARKING MAD (except Annie....angus sends get well puppy kisses :wub: :wub: )

Oh wait- I've a hairy Pattichuck as my avatar . Oops! Patti- have you noticed an increased ability and power in your roundhouses kick? :ph34r::P (Can anyone imagine Patti roundhouse kicking anything?)

Look quick as I fear Patti will seek HRT or laser hair removal so I must remove the Pattichuck hybrid next I post (first gotta go pimp and then post). After this post you will have to email me for Pattichuck.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

We had a very productive Friday....I wish I could say I was this productive at my day job lol!

Our office is in rare form today.

TriticusToxicum Explorer
nothing says party like emerald nuts.

:lol: <snorts coffee up nose>

Darn210 Enthusiast

Excellent Job Sillies . . . company is here . . . I snuck away to see what you were up to. :)

Emily & Richard & RG - ROFL . . . it's been freshly vacuumed so I won't be getting dog hair on me. :lol::lol::lol:

Bubble Boy - makes me think "Giant Hamster Ball" :lol:

Thanks for the additional support on Green Guy thread . . . How do we circulate a petition to all 17,000 members? :huh:

Carry on, Carry on . . . have fun WITHOUT me . . . sniff sniff . . . I think I got something in my eye . . . :(

Mtndog Collaborator

And suddely pattichuck is gone and has been replaced by a screaming 3 year old! Ahhh...thank Heaven for Litlle girls (my niece :ph34r::wub: )

TriticusToxicum Explorer
. . . sniff sniff . . . I think I got something in my eye . . . :(

Emerald nut? :o

Dorito? :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
And suddely pattichuck is gone and has been replaced by a screaming 3 year old! Ahhh...thank Heaven for Litlle girls (my niece :ph34r::wub: )

Thank heaven for no sound bytes with avatars! :lol::lol:

Cute niece! :)

elye Community Regular

...Okay, he's here...I'm rushing in to post as he finishes his song...I, like you, Richard, have always been a big fan, but I simply will NOT ask him if he's got emerald nuts.

...He is a low baritone, so I'm guessing his nuts are a more substantial colour--russet or burnt sienna, perhaps.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oh, I hope Light isn't around....

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