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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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And re. AndreaB: Is she single?

Nope--she's happily married with three beautiful children (they're in her avatar) :D

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tom Contributor
tom
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This is NOT a democracy Tom!!! There's no VETO . . . you just DECLARE what you want . . . (then the rest of us just point and snicker)

>>>>>>_Royal Edict #1_<<<<<<

****No More POKING Known Dietary OWIES!!!!!

:angry:

point all ya want, just don't throw a snickers at me open maw :D

tom Contributor
tom
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Oh Sarah--

You poor thing :( That sounds awful.

Stupid roll :angry:

Uhhh yeah . .. ...and what she said, too.

Emily!! No magic triangle lost post retrieval???!!!

And I gotta LOL at your AndreaB questions. I forget that not everyone here came from the OMG thread. :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Back to the store in the morning, although I'm leaving a bit later since an employee is opening. Next day off: December 25th. Retail in December is good for business, lots of revenue, but lots of hours for the retailer.

well Peter, sounds like you will be ready for a long winter's nap when the season is OVER!

And of course, this makes the boys nervous-- Mommy, why are you puking? Mommy, there's throw-up coming out your nose. You hit the car door, Mommy. What made you puke, Mommy???

Feeling slightly better, today.

*snort* :lol:

Sarah - I am sorry - I feel your pain - yet your stories always give me quite a chuckle.....yes, no more poking the owies............... :huh:

Emily - mygawd - what are you wearing to the party tonight.......... :lol:

ummmmmmm.........I forgot eveyrthing else..............too much to do today - and am getting my hair coloUred - gray roots showing........heinous..........

RAINING HERE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

and may I just say..........I crack UP every time I see Janet's avatar caption and wonder what people think on other threads...............

no hoglet knickers, indeed......... :wacko:

*chortle*

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Susie-love the avatar!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Susie-love the avatar!

:lol:

I miss my zombie man.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Andrea is the mother hen of the board, always sharing info and taking care of everyone and always checking in, moderator extraordinaire.

Just like Patti :D:D

Susie Q, if I ever visit my family in Ceres/Modesto you are close by right?

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I live where they make chocolate....come visit me!!!!! I will take you all to chocolate world!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Just like Patti :D:D

Aw Julie :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Susie Q, if I ever visit my family in Ceres/Modesto you are close by right?

YES!!!!! Only 90 minutes away, and I have family in Modesto, and THEY ALLOW DINGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P come see us!

yes, what would we do without our mother hens, Patti and Andrea? :wub:

tom Contributor
tom
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RAINING HERE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:

RAINING HERE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:(:angry:

no hoglet knickers, indeed......... :wacko:

*chortle*

:lol:

:lol: yup that's one consistent caption crack-up ya got ther' Janet! :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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YES!!!!! Only 90 minutes away, and I have family in Modesto, and THEY ALLOW DINGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P come see us!

yes, what would we do without our mother hens, Patti and Andrea? :wub:

We would be lost without Patti and Andrea, the forum would definitely not be the same without them!

Well family that allows DINGOS are keepers :lol:

I would love to come see you and the girls!

Question, does anyone know a good small dog breed that are good with kids?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Question, does anyone know a good small dog breed that are good with kids?

Toy poodle :D

Gosh - everyone potentionally pooping in on one another maybe :(

I missed an opportunity with Emily when she was visiting the in laws in Kent <_< ...anyone coming to London??? :lol: ....it's lonely being English....*sniff* ;)

I am quite exhausted from frantic baking - celiac disease stinks at xmas!!!!!!

MORE shopping tomorrow ....my poor feet...help me....don't want to..... :lol:

Oh {{{hugs}}}} Sarah (Ouch on being sick out of your nose :o )

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Christmas Shopping ugh....just the thought wears me out. We spent 2 hrs at the mall last weekend and between the crowds and the rude people I was done in!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I went UNshopping today and made returns to four stores . . . trying to stay ahead of the After-Christmas rush :lol::lol:

One of the returns - Thank Gawd for Wal-Mart because they could care less if you have a receipt - were gifts from my SIL. Major miss on my daughter (it was a toy for a 3-5 year old) and the one for my son was broken.

Amanda, my brother used to be stationed in Harrisburg for a year or two. My mom and I went to visit him there when I was 20 (I remember because he got me into a bar). We made a trip to Hershey while we were there. My mom was trying to tell me about her (long ago) trip to Hershey when I was home at Thanksgiving. I said "I know mom, I was there!!!"

When I first changed to that avatar, my first caption attempt was "No Panties Required", but I chickened out . . . thought I might get detention from Scott.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Susie-love the avatar!

:lol:

I miss my zombie man.

Tell me about this avatar .....

~alex~ Explorer
~alex~
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Oh {{{hugs}}}} Sarah (Ouch on being sick out of your nose :o )

Yes, I'm sorry for your icky experience. :( Involvement of the nose in puking just adds insult to injury . . . and makes for some interesting Kleenex contents for the next couple of hours! :huh:

Has anyone ever had a Christmas tree that keeps falling over?!?! We got our tree a couple of weeks ago and it falls down almost everyday! Any suggestions? This is our first real tree and we don't seem to be very good at it. I think we may try tying it to the nearby railing to see if that helps. Nothings zaps the Christmas spirit like your tree lying on the ground and the water getting on all of the presents under there. <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Involvement of the nose in puking just adds insult to injury . . . and makes for some interesting Kleenex contents for the next couple of hours! :huh:

OMGawd--this is so true!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Alex, :lol: :lol: :lol: I've never heard of that problem! I'm guessing your tree holder is too small for the tree.

We have a fake tree .... that means no messing with tree holders, no ticks in the tree, and no need to restring the lights every year .... for the smell, I have a candle. :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Emily - mygawd - what are you wearing to the party tonight..........

Gaaaaaahhh....not positive as yet. Likely black, as I feel rather PMS-ey and like a blimp...black always helps me along in that situation...

I miss my zombie man.

Y'know, I kinda miss him, too...that lean, eviscerated look... :o

RAINING HERE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:(:angry:

MORE SNOW HERE TODAY!!!!!!

:o:angry: Unbelievable...about another 5cm...

Uh...Global warming? Can you please rear your ugly head? Any time, now...

Question, does anyone know a good small dog breed that are good with kids?

Don't ever do small breeds myself, but bichon frises are very lovely little, non-shedding dogs...

And Nikki, I would LOVE to have met up with you...but we weren't in Kent (don't think), we stayed briefly in Westminister, and Cheriton-Nr-Aylesfod. Near you?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Has anyone ever had a Christmas tree that keeps falling over?!?! We got our tree a couple of weeks ago and it falls down almost everyday! Any suggestions? This is our first real tree and we don't seem to be very good at it. I think we may try tying it to the nearby railing to see if that helps. Nothings zaps the Christmas spirit like your tree lying on the ground and the water getting on all of the presents under there. <_<

Quit giving it alcohol and let it sober up for Pete's sake!

tom Contributor
tom
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My turn to stray from the Silly.

Got a Christmas Letter from SIL Pam yesterday. She was married to my older brother, Pat, who died somewhat suddenly in July '06.

One bit of news evoked a combination of sadness, pride, & maybe a dozen other emotions I can't think of names for right now. Overall more heartwarming than heartwrenching tho.

Pat was an Alaska State Parks Ranger and had been Chief Ranger at Hatcher Pass Rec. Area & Independence Mine State Park.

Quoting Pam - "Also in June, I met w/ Alaska State Parks who asked my permission to name the ridge above Independence Bowl 'Murphy Ridge'. This was such a perfect idea because it oversees the whole valley that was Pat's passion!. Ranger Dan and I also located a beautiful site for a bench that will be installed in Pat's honor next summer using proceeds from his memorial fund."

<sorry ladies, but she wrote "honor" not honoUr> :P:lol:

Oy - I got a little verklempt there after typing Murphy Ridge.

Ran into this interview from '05.

Great story towards the middle.

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OK .. .. . .I'm done . . . ..just had to share this impactful news w/ my sillyfriends. :wub::)

P.S. Extra FYI - Pat's obit etc

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Question, does anyone know a good small dog breed that are good with kids?

DINGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

oops - you did say small.........

I missed an opportunity with Emily when she was visiting the in laws in Kent <_< ...anyone coming to London??? :lol: ....it's lonely being English....*sniff* ;)

You simply MUST fly over the pond and COME SEE US you silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I first changed to that avatar, my first caption attempt was "No Panties Required", but I chickened out . . . thought I might get detention from Scott.

:lol: hoglet knickers......it just cracks me up......

Tell me about this avatar .....

Tom - let Tom do it - he always does the searches - - TOM - - go back and find the zombie man accounts for Carla!!!!!!!! I do not have time. The man was roaming around my 'hood for a couple of days.........eviscerated? we're not sure.......... :huh:

and speaking of vomit...... (were we?)

Ummmmmmmm.....all of you seem quite familiar with the through-the-nose vomiting. :o In all my life, I must say, this has NEVER happened. :huh:

tom Contributor
tom
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Nothings zaps the Christmas spirit like your tree lying on the ground and the water getting on all of the presents under there. <_<

Whoa that TOtally reminds me of my fictitious Uncle we'd wake to find lying next to the tree among urine-soaked presents!!!! :ph34r: <ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!>

:lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Well, for the gift basket, she was probably thinking you could get any one drink you wanted for $5 ... so that makes sense.

However, I would tell her you are not working for lower wages. It's not a gift ... she's hiring you to take care of her dog ... this is what it costs, period.

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