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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

MIL crashing through the door..."I'mmmmm heeeeerrrrrre!!"

*splutter* :lol:

Is that with a Geordie accent?? :lol:


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elye Community Regular
*splutter* :lol:

Is that with a Geordie accent?? :lol:

(SIGH)........but of course....

jerseyangel Proficient
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

MIL crashing through the door..."I'mmmmm heeeeerrrrrre!!"

Oh Gawd--you poor thing :o

~alex~ Explorer
From the top of the float to the wee bathroom stall--

Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This made me laugh so hard apple juice almost came out of my nose . . . good thing I wasn't eating linguini!

He had a flat bum and a round little belly,

and gas that was really quite awful and smelly

He was sleepy and sad, and feeling quite lame,

And I knew when I saw him it was gluten to blame!

Green12 Enthusiast

Well, speaking of CHUCK.......

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The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said.

It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."

"Some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities," the lawsuit alleges.

:o:o:o:o

Will this thread be included in the lawsuit??

:lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG :lol: excellent work sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we ARE truly the funniest ones, are we not? Quite clever in our Christmas rhyming MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too bad everyone doesn't know how funny we are - - it's quite a closely-guarded secret.......

(SIGH)........but of course....

:huh: you mean.....you don't like the Geordie accent? *sigh* I think I would......she could read me bedtime stories at night....

actually I decided a long time ago that I wanted Bono to sing to me at night.......

okay now where was I? Alex w/ cider coming out of her nose? :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This made me laugh so hard apple juice almost came out of my nose . . . good thing I wasn't eating linguini!

He had a flat bum and a round little belly,

and gas that was really quite awful and smelly

He was sleepy and sad, and feeling quite lame,

And I knew when I saw him it was gluten to blame!

:lol:

Well, speaking of CHUCK.......

Will this thread be included in the lawsuit??

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: OMG - you never know!!!!!!! I think it might - we are THAT important!!!!!!!! and perpetuating the mythic Chuck amongst the celiac world - good gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor

Purpose served.

Post erased.

Thx, u Sillies!!!


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jerseyangel Proficient
Will this thread be included in the lawsuit??

Uh oh :unsure:

Ridgewalker Contributor

Amanda, Sabrina is so adorable!!!

Susie, maybe you should make a spare copy of the Stepford's key, just in case. :ph34r:

I loooooove all the poetry!

:( ugh my Mad PM'er is at it again.

Oh my gawd! I can't believe you're still being harassed over this! This is lame. As you said, you briefly corrected, and replied to the post. No reason for anyone to get their panties in a twist. Wasn't argumentative at all, needlessly or not. Your posts are as helpful as anyone else's.

jerseyangel Proficient

Tom, I emailed you :)

Everybody--I got glutened today at Starbucks :angry: It had to be there, as the reaction started at 2PM--exactly 2 hours after I left.....that's my like-clockwork reaction time. I only had tea, as usual, but she must have handled baked goods and then my tea bag/cup.

Anyway, I had a lot to do today, so I took some Immodium. Except for one (!) extra bathroom stop and WW3 going on in my intestines, I did pretty well.

Couldn't stomach anything but soup tonight, and am actually feeling better as the night goes on.

~alex~ Explorer
Everybody--I got glutened today at Starbucks :angry: It had to be there, as the reaction started at 2PM--exactly 2 hours after I left.....that's my like-clockwork reaction time. I only had tea, as usual, but she must have handled baked goods and then my tea bag/cup.

Boo, that sucks! :(:angry:

My new favourite when I'm sick is warm gingerale . . . quite soothing. But the diet stuff takes on a weird taste when heated so regular is better. That and frozen Pedialyte are my saviours when glutened. I hope you feel better ASAP -- and 100% by Christmas morning.

Ridgewalker Contributor
Everybody--I got glutened today at Starbucks :angry:

Urrrgh, I'm sorry! That stinks. I hope it gets over with fast!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Thanks ladies :)

tom Contributor

OK . ...the post I wish I didn't feel I had to make in the FIRST place has served its purpose.

Thank you for the quick replies.

No need to leave that nonsense up. :)

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Patti!!!!! Arrrrrrrgh!!! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

That's awful for it to happen when it seems you'd be taking no chances whatsoever!!!! :angry: grrrrrrrr

P.S. I'm sick w/ what I hope is juss'a cobe! <honk!>

Actually in a hot bath NOW typing. :blink:

(2nd cold doesn't have thefun factor that 1st did)

jerseyangel Proficient

Hee Hee--Tom's talking to us from his bathtub :o

"cobe" :P

Keep breathing in that steam and feel better :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

ohh Patti, sorry to hear you weren't feeling so well. Darn that Starbucks lady.

Ridgewalker Contributor
P.S. I'm sick w/ what I hope is juss'a cobe! <honk!>

Actually in a hot bath NOW typing. :blink:

(2nd cold doesn't have thefun factor that 1st did)

:o Gasp! A naked post??? :lol:

:ph34r:

Green12 Enthusiast

Patti,

I am SO SORRY you got glutened today, and with all that needs to be done this time of year, Harrumph (my first harrumph and I don't know if I am spelling it right? :lol: ), so not what you needed!

Glad you were a little better tonight, hope tomorrow you are all back to normal :D

tom Contributor
:o Gasp! A naked post??? :lol:

:ph34r:

:lol: Riiiiiiiiight!! As if that's a different Ridgewalker posting on imnakedareyou.com!!!! :blink:<_<

(Love the av over there btw!)

Harrumph (my first harrumph and I don't know if I am spelling it right? :lol: )

Heeheehee :lol: I've been under the impression there's a great deal of leigh-weigh in one's harrr-Rummphing, but I'm certain I should leave the final call to the more experienced harrumpher-ers. ;)

Ridgewalker Contributor
:lol: Riiiiiiiiight!! As if that's a different Ridgewalker posting on imnakedareyou.com!!!! :blink:<_<

(Love the av over there btw!)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:mellow: I don't know what you're talking about.

B)

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, all!

Are you better Patti? I felt a slight glutening, myself, yesterday, and can't exactly trace the source. Odd...I wasn't even pulling any gluteny noodles out of my DD's nose...

I have something to report to you all...yesterday, as I was fighting my way through the mall, I glanced at the Santa sitting in his big chair, with a line-up of VERY last-minute kids in tow. I never really look at these guys, but for some reason I was transfixed on his face. It was quite...hairy.

Hat pulled way down...and although I never saw him stand up, he was REALLY big. Not speaking, just nodding, and shoving the kids off his lap rather quickly. He looked....drugged, or as if electricity had jolted through him. And whoever had measured this guy's inseam had fouled up MOST egregiously--pants were not nearly long enough.

His little elf helpers seemed a bit uneasy around him. Now, I just keep wondering...

Could it have been?.....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Good Morning Everyone!

Boy is it a dreary looking day outside. I know we need to get a lot of holiday shopping done today, laundry done as well, we both work tomorrow, as much as that sucks....I am with good company so it will be more of a day of fun than anything. I only work till 2:30.

Anyone else traveling for the holiday?

Darn210 Enthusiast

Merry Christmas Eve Eve . . . Sillies!!!

We are in lurvely Virginia. Not too bad of a drive. Wittnessed a (mild) fender bender in Wheeling, WV. Hubby gave the guy our name and address in case he had any problems with insurance or the other party or whatever (it looked like it would go smoothly - nobody was over-reacting). Anyway, turns out the guy lives about 5 miles from us . . . go figure.

Busy, busy getting ready so didn't post and then traveling so didn't post. Really enjoyed the Christmas rhymes. Alex, my son really likes your snowman and looked longingly outside at damp, dead grass - not a spec of snow here.

So I missed the Tom's post . . . Tom, you will have to PM me. Stuff like that drives me mad. If I was a cat, curiosity would have killed me nine times over.

Amanda - what a cutie Sabrina is and what lovely people your parents are.

What else have I forgotten . . . who knows? Need to dash, the action is starting. I'll be in and out over the next week.

Hey, did someboy call me a reindeer?

Darn210 Enthusiast

WHATTTT????!!!!??? Tom and Sarah are naked!!!! Watch it you guys!! People are going to talk!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I missed the naked part too! I was too tired last night and fell asleep early before any of the action started.

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