Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

Mtndog Collaborator
WHATTTT????!!!!??? Tom and Sarah are naked!!!! Watch it you guys!! People are going to talk!!!

OMG- I'm gone for a few days and now we have naked postings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!! I say we all post naked in 2008 (no new avatars please!).

patti- I hope you are feeling better. Boo on the glutening!!!!!!!!!

Emily- I think that the yeti wanted a job. Could it be......Santa?????????

I just wanted to poop in to the vortex of silliness and say

MERRY CHRISTMAS SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know I love you all to death. Don't ask where I've been (I'm not sure myself...I just know it involved sleeping.....oh so sleepy!!!!!!!!!!!). But I hope everyone has a very Merry and that you get that Red Rider BB Gun you've all been dreaming of. If the yeti comes to visit, may he smell of vanilla.

If Santa comes, may he be good to you even though we've ALL been Very Very naughty!!!!!!!!!! If you see his elves may they look like hot fire fighters and may the reindeer NOT poop on your roof!

I Love you all!!!!!!!!!!!


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
blueeyedmanda Community Regular
You know I love you all to death. Don't ask where I've been (I'm not sure myself...I just know it involved sleeping.....oh so sleepy!!!!!!!!!!!). But I hope everyone has a very Merry and that you get that Red Rider BB Gun you've all been dreaming of. If the yeti comes to visit, may he smell of vanilla.

If Santa comes, may he be good to you even though we've ALL been Very Very naughty!!!!!!!!!! If you see his elves may they look like hot fire fighters and may the reindeer NOT poop on your roof!

I Love you all!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi! Good to see you! I hope everything is ok. It appears it is going to be a very quiet day on the board....everyone looks like they are busy with holiday stuff...I am at work for a bit. I will hold down the fort. :)

CarlaB Enthusiast

Merry Christmas everyone!

Bev, I know exactly what you're talking about ... big chunks of time are kinda missing for me, too.

Tom, if being at your sister's is making you sick, you need to leave .... a hotel is the answer. How did the tortilla get in your bed ... nevermind ... I don't know that I want to know! :P You can come here if you want. :) Can you get all the way to Ohio today? I think I can feed you. I can also promise you that there will be no quiet time for depression, LOL. Let me know early though, Santa will need to know to have a stocking ready for you.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Tis xmas eve afternoon here and *giggle* ...I think I'm a tad tipsy

Just met up with 2 girlfriends - had 2 rather large Bailey's Irish cream :wacko:

Rocky Mountain Oysters???????? :o

Oh yes, tomorrows dinner will be:

Turkey,stuffing (gluten-free breadcrumbs, sage , onion) sausage meat, potatoes + parsnips roast in goose fat, steamed veg (carrots, brussels, peas, green beans,caulifower, broccoli - - what ever your choice!!) with gravy ...oh and gluten-free yorkshire puddings (do you have those??)

Christmas pudding or sweet mince pie with cream to follow (what is figgy pudding)

Chamagne mixed with pomegranate juice

Thank GAWD calories don't count in December! :o ....... :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Nikki

The Christmas dinner sounds very good. Do you have room for 2 more?

Darn210 Enthusiast

Merry Christmas Eve Sillies!!!

Just a quick poop-in. My BIL's internet service is having a bit of trouble. Could these pages load any slower. I've been trying to read two pages for about 30 minutes!!!!! UGGGHHHH!!!!

OK - The yeti (as does my son) would like to have Santa leave bacon in his stocking. (Have you forgotten the seen in Rudolph where they oink like a pig to get the bumble out of the cave?)

Tom - I'd check around for a Residence Inn or something. Nobody will enjoy your visit if you're sick. I think you sister would understand . . . it's not like you don't want to be there, you just need to know that you are eating (and sleeping) safely. If you are at her house at all other times, it shouldn't be too much of an impact. How long are you suppose to be staying?

So Nikki is tipsy at 10:00 in the morning!!!!???!!! Oh, OK, that's my time.

Patti, Wow!!!! 10,000!!!! Be very, very careful. Maybe you'll be lucky and the fluid will be champaigne!! And what a nice thank you from the delivery truck guy!

In case I don't get back on - don't know if I can stand this online pace - 'tis pure torture to post - wasn't like this yesterday - can't even bear to "preview" to check my spellin & gramer (heehee) - who knows? Anyway . . .

Merry Christmas to all you sillies. It has been a pleasure to get to know you all this year!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Have a good one Janet!! :D

Nikki

The Christmas dinner sounds very good. Do you have room for 2 more?

Yeah - we'll squeeze you in!! Plenty to go round - GAD - the turkey weighs 9kg! (what's that in English - bloomin EU rules that we must use kilos instead of pounds!)

It's taking up all the room in the fridge anyway ;)


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Some of my coworkers are going to the Tokyo Diner for lunch...similiar to a Bennihanna. Hibatchi, I think I spelled that right. I passed and I am going to go shopping, maybe K-mart. It is right here. I would rather get some of the shopping done and catch dinner after work since I am done at 2:30 anyway.

Maybe some Christmas things will be 1/2 off today.

jerseyangel Proficient

Well guys, this is it--the big 10,000! It's going to be a quick poop-in, because my laptop is having problems and I'm using my son's computer. But I had to save the big post for my sillies :D

Nikki--how I would love to squeeze in at your table--everything sounds great! :)

Tom--sorry you are so sick and about the curcumstances....it's a tough one for sure. Either a hotel or maybe you can clean a little portion of the kitchen counter, mark it off with masking tape and declare it a no gluten zone? It's so hard when the stuff is all over and flying through the air, too. :(

Hi Bev--so nice to see you pooping on :D

Hope everyone is having a nice Christmas Eve--I'll try and check in later. Love you guys :wub:

PS--Susie, one of these days, I HAVE to get your recipe for marshmallows! They sound so yummy :P

~alex~ Explorer

Patti, here is some confetti for your 10, 000th post!

`o o o ` o `` o

o ` o ` ` o o ` o

o o ` o` o` o o

o ` o ` ` o o ` o o

o ` o ` o o ` o ` o

` o ` ` o o ` o `o ` o

(confetti or a wintery mix of percipitation!)

Merry Christmas Eve Everyone! I'm off to see my Dad and brother to have our little Christmas celebration. Yay, I can't believe Christmas is actually here!

elye Community Regular

Oh, Alex! Terrific confetti!

Hope I can get on here a few more times before actual Christmas Eve...We're going to my BIL's for supper, and I want one of Tom's phones that I can just bring along and type in my ends of conversations. You guys do not, that I am aware of, (so I guess that's all that really matters!) stare at me, then look at each other, smile politely, then leave for the kitchen when I give my spin on things. Oh, well, DH will be there, smiling genuinely. Bah! It'll be Christmas Eve! There'll be LOTS of vino...

We'll be bringing the yeti for dinner. Wow, talk about staring and looking at each other...

They won't know what hit them.....

:lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

YES - confetti and fireworks and such fanfare for Patti!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

You guys do not, that I am aware of, (so I guess that's all that really matters!) stare at me, then look at each other, smile politely, then leave for the kitchen when I give my spin on things.

:ph34r: ...*cough* ....no...never ;)

We'll be bringing the yeti for dinner. Wow, talk about staring and looking at each other...

They won't know what hit them.....

:lol::lol:

:lol: Does the yeti like red or white with his lunch????

I am watching ''Chitty, chitty, bang, bang'' whilst hubby does dinner ;)B)

Jestgar Rising Star

Hey Merry Christmas All!! I'm working, so I'm skipping the holidays this year. If anyone needs a repeat I'll be having a bash in February. BYOY

DingoGirl Enthusiast

MERRY CHRISTMAS SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know I love you all to death. Don't ask where I've been (I'm not sure myself...I just know it involved sleeping.....oh so sleepy!!!!!!!!!!!). But I hope everyone has a very Merry and that you get that Red Rider BB Gun you've all been dreaming of. If the yeti comes to visit, may he smell of vanilla.

If Santa comes, may he be good to you even though we've ALL been Very Very naughty!!!!!!!!!! If you see his elves may they look like hot fire fighters and may the reindeer NOT poop on your roof!

:lol: Hi Bev!!!!!!! Bev's new Native American name is Sleeps Through Christmas....and the above was Bev's Christmas Benediction. *snort*

Tis xmas eve afternoon here and *giggle* ...I think I'm a tad tipsy

Just met up with 2 girlfriends - had 2 rather large Bailey's Irish cream

:lol: NICOLA!!!!!!!!!! Um......I must ask.....are you drinking just straight Irish Cream? :huh: I think it would make me slightly vomitous but I do like it in coffee......and OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The dingos and I are coming for Christmas, MAKE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas to all you sillies. It has been a pleasure to get to know you all this year!

Yes, and likewise to you, silly!! so glad you found your way to the silly vortex, you really have shown exemplary silliness!!!!!!!!!!! :P

PATTI!!!!!!!!!!! woo-hoo!!!!!!!!!!! OMG LOVE Alex's confetti!!!!! Yes, I hope your fluid IS champagne for your 10,000th post!!!!!! :)

Tom - I would take the suggestion - was it Patti's? - of taping off a section of hte counter....I, of course, am not remotely sensitive to gluten flying through the air, or those pesky wheat tortillas that end up in my bed :blink: (wth?) .......clean up a bit and stay there.....I think it would be too sad to stay in a hotel.

OMG - I'm not entirely finished with Christmas..........gads........gotta get out there again...

EMILY!!!! Yes - let's get you one of Tom's phones........excellent - during the lapses in conversation, whilst you face the vacant stares - TYPE AWAY, silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor

Alex!!!!!!! :lol: love that confetti!!!

No time for quoting right now but thx for the replies to my dilemma.

I did look up hotels w/ kitchenettes last night and none are very close, tho I might still have to do it. :( [edit: yes, Susie, it would be sad. I don't want to. So whether too sad vs. feeling safe gluten-wise, remains to be seen. :( ]

I truly dread having the conversation as it'll make her feel *so* horrible.

And I don't think I've been glutened. I just want to keep it that way.

I have to go buy a cutting bd. She only has wood and I don't take chances.

(Sheesh I have too many of the most UNsilly of posts lately)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Congrats Patti!!!!! Was your 10,000 just like you dreamed? LOL

Well I survived the Big K trip...the getting out of the shopping complex was not fun....but I managed. Now we are leaving for the day at 2!!!! Yea!!!

The Yeti had cosmo's at my place..

Who is going to ring in the New Year with the Yeti?

elye Community Regular
Who is going to ring in the New Year with the Yeti?

Well, MIL is strongly rallying to have him go back up north with her (in six loooonnnnngggggg days), and he can be entered as part of the Yukon Quest sled team.

He shovelled our driveway, then our neighbours' on either side of us (DD is annoyed as he's taken away her paying winter chore), and now he's working his way down the street, up on everyone's roofs, pushing the accumulated snow off. Later this afternoon he is heading over to the park where our community rink is, and he'll do all the snow removal there.

Problem is, the neighboUrs think he's just a very nice, huge human. So, they've been having him in and giving him a drink of good cheer to thank him before he goes on his way. Now, I can't really stop this...what can I say?!...

"Um...you see...this is not a...man. He's not a relative visiting us. He's a mythical beast, and I've got him for a while, and he was in our parade, with Chuck Norris, you see, and Amanda's wedding, then he was experimented on in Jess's lab, and he was Santa..."

So, now I see him out my window, stumbling along, heading to the rink...

Stay tuned...... :blink::unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
"Um...you see...this is not a...man. He's not a relative visiting us. He's a mythical beast, and I've got him for a while, and he was in our parade, with Chuck Norris, you see, and Amanda's wedding, then he was experimented on in Jess's lab, and he was Santa..."

So, now I see him out my window, stumbling along, heading to the rink...

Stay tuned...... :blink::unsure:

semi mythical

anything that can down that much "cheer" and still be walking must have some sort of grounding in reality

DingoGirl Enthusiast
"Um...you see...this is not a...man. He's not a relative visiting us. He's a mythical beast, and I've got him for a while, and he was in our parade, with Chuck Norris, you see, and Amanda's wedding, then he was experimented on in Jess's lab, and he was Santa..."

So, now I see him out my window, stumbling along, heading to the rink...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

we really are mad......barking mad....... :lol:

semi mythical

anything that can down that much "cheer" and still be walking must have some sort of grounding in reality

:lol: she should know, she's a scientist

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Bev's new Native American name is Sleeps Through Christmas

:lol::lol:

:lol: NICOLA!!!!!!!!!! Um......I must ask.....are you drinking just straight Irish Cream? :huh: I think it would make me slightly vomitous but I do like it in coffee......and OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The dingos and I are coming for Christmas, MAKE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Budging up to make room - have warned the cats ;)

....and yes,I am drinking the Irish cream straight (hate coffee)...and why yes!! I think I do feel a bit sick !! :lol:

Well, MIL is strongly rallying to have him go back up north with her (in six loooonnnnngggggg days), and he can be entered as part of the Yukon Quest sled team.

He shovelled our driveway, then our neighbours' on either side of us (DD is annoyed as he's taken away her paying winter chore), and now he's working his way down the street, up on everyone's roofs, pushing the accumulated snow off. Later this afternoon he is heading over to the park where our community rink is, and he'll do all the snow removal there.

Problem is, the neighboUrs think he's just a very nice, huge human. So, they've been having him in and giving him a drink of good cheer to thank him before he goes on his way. Now, I can't really stop this...what can I say?!...

:unsure: ...say it isn't so... :unsure:

Are we losing our yeti???

Is he becoming independant and only semi mythical???

Wherever he lays his hat is his home?????

My yetiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *sob* *sniff* (sorry - get emotional after a few drinks :lol: )

EDIT: Susie, good to see your Mum in your avatar being a silly, wine glass in hand!!

elye Community Regular
Budging up to make room - have warned the cats ;)

Nikki said budging... :lol:

:unsure: ...say it isn't so... :unsure:

Are we losing our yeti???

Gad, no! I'll be certain that does not happen. The race is the end of January, I believe. He'll be back by then, if we want him. Man, my community's gonna miss him...he's cleared our main thoroughfare street, our two residential skating rinks, helped push numerous trucks out of ditches and snowbanks...man, he may just get the key to our city!

...All this...and I believe he's inebriated.

Wish I worked that way when pissed...yetis have a genetic immunity to alcohol, I believe.

EDIT: Susie, good to see your Mum in your avatar being a silly, wine glass in hand!!

Meant to mention this as well, Susie. Your mom is gorgeous!

Jestgar Rising Star
Gad, no! I'll be certain that does not happen. The race is the end of January, I believe. He'll be back by then, if we want him. Man, my community's gonna miss him...he's cleared our main thoroughfare street, our two residential skating rinks, helped push numerous trucks out of ditches and snowbanks...man, he may just get the key to our city!

...All this...and I believe he's inebriated.

Wish I worked that way when pissed...yetis have a genetic immunity to alcohol, I believe.

Someday remind me to tell you all about my neighbor who gets "inebriated" and pulls out the power tools. On the plus side, since his yard already looks fabulous, when he's really toasted he starts working on my yard.

Which reminds me....must hide the chainsaws until after the holidays....

elye Community Regular

Mygawd...I'll make sure our power tools are hidden away... :o

Dunno if I'll be posting again till after the big day tomorrow, so a big

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

To all of my new, hilarious friends. I so look forward each day to conversing and laughing with you all...Susie, Janet, Tom, Nikki, Bev, Amanda, Alex, Patti, Sarah, Jess...gosh, are we so many regulars? What a troupe! Have a wonderful, laughter-filled day tomorrow. Staying funny gets us through any and everything..I believe it's the Secret of Life!

:):):):):)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

So 1 hour to shop left :) Grocery store was a bit zooey :) I got all my last minute shopping done and now we are going to head out to Christmas Eve dinner...see all my Sillies later.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

My sillies - I must retire to bed ....(I am that bit nearer to xmas than you all)

Dreadfully early start (no doubt) and there's a HUGE bird to be cooked!! :D

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

EDIT: Emily!! Excellent on getting the yeti to do chores!!!

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Donate

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):





    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):




  • Recent Activity

    1. - Scott Adams replied to Jhona's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
      35

      Does anyone here also have Afib

    2. - Jacki Espo replied to CDFAMILY's topic in Related Issues & Disorders
      5

      Covid caused reoccurrence of DH without eating gluten

    3. - Mari replied to tiffanygosci's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
      1

      New Celiac Mama in My 30s

    4. - Mari replied to Jmartes71's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
      2

      My only proof


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      131,959
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    jenny44
    Newest Member
    jenny44
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.5k
    • Total Posts
      1m

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):





  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • Scott Adams
      If black seed oil is working for his Afib, stick to it, but if not, I can say that ablation therapy is no big deal--my mother was out of the procedure in about 1 hour and went home that evening, and had zero negative effects from the treatment. PS - I would recommend that your husband get an Apple watch to monitor his Afib--there is an app and it will take readings 24/7 and give reports on how much of the time he's in it. Actual data like this should be what should guide his treatment.
    • Jacki Espo
      This happened to me as well. What’s weirder is that within a couple hours of taking paxlovid it subsided. I thought maybe I got glutened but after reading your post not so sure. 
    • Mari
      Hi Tiffany. Thank you for writing your dituation and  circumstancesin such detail and so well writte, too. I particularly noticed what you wrote about brain for and feeling like your brain is swelling and I know from my own experiences that's how it feel and your brain really does swell and you get migraines.    Way back when I was in my 20s I read a book by 2 MD allergist and they described their patient who came in complaining that her brain, inside her cranium, was swelling  and it happened when she smelled a certain chemical she used in her home. She kept coming back and insisting her brain actually swelled in her head. The Drs couldn't explain this problem so they, with her permission, performed an operation where they made a small opening through her cranium, exposed her to the chemical then watched as she brain did swell into the opening. The DRs were amazed but then were able to advise her to avoid chemicals that made her brain swell. I remember that because I occasionally had brain fog then but it was not a serious problem. I also realized that I was becoming more sensitive to chemicals I used in my work in medical laboratories. By my mid forties the brain fog and chemicals forced me to leave my  profession and move to a rural area with little pollution. I did not have migraines. I was told a little later that I had a more porous blood brain barrier than other people. Chemicals in the air would go up into my sinused and leak through the blood brain barrier into my brain. We have 2 arteries  in our neck that carry blood with the nutrients and oxygen into the brain. To remove the fluids and used blood from the brain there are only capillaries and no large veins to carry it away so all those fluids ooze out much more slowly than they came in and since the small capillaries can't take care of extra fluid it results in swelling in the face, especially around the eyes. My blood flow into my brain is different from most other people as I have an arterial ischema, adefectiveartery on one side.   I have to go forward about 20 or more years when I learned that I had glaucoma, an eye problem that causes blindness and more years until I learned I had celiac disease.  The eye Dr described my glaucoma as a very slow loss of vision that I wouldn't  notice until had noticeable loss of sight.  I could have my eye pressure checked regularly or it would be best to have the cataracts removed from both eyes. I kept putting off the surgery then just overnight lost most of the vision in my left eye. I thought at the I had been exposed to some chemical and found out a little later the person who livedbehind me was using some chemicals to build kayaks in a shed behind my house. I did not realize the signifance  of this until I started having appointments with a Dr. in a new building. New buildings give me brain fog, loss of balance and other problems I know about this time I experienced visual disturbances very similar to those experienced by people with migraines. I looked further online and read that people with glaucoma can suffer rapid loss of sight if they have silent migraines (no headache). The remedy for migraines is to identify and avoid the triggers. I already know most of my triggers - aromatic chemicals, some cleaning materials, gasoline and exhaust and mold toxins. I am very careful about using cleaning agents using mostly borax and baking powder. Anything that has any fragrance or smell I avoid. There is one brand of dishwashing detergent that I can use and several brands of  scouring powder. I hope you find some of this helpful and useful. I have not seen any evidence that Celiac Disease is involved with migraines or glaucoma. Please come back if you have questions or if what I wrote doesn't make senseto you. We sometimes haveto learn by experience and finding out why we have some problems. Take care.       The report did not mention migraines. 
    • Mari
      Hi Jmartes71 That is so much like my story! You probably know where Laytonville is and that's where I was living just before my 60th birthday when the new Dr. suggested I could have Celiacs. I didn't go on a gluten challange diet before having the Celiac panel blood test drawn. The results came back as equivical as one antibody level was very high but another, tissue transaminasewas normal. Itdid show I was  allergic to cows milk and I think hot peppers. I immediately went gluten free but did not go in for an endoscopy. I found an online lab online that would do the test to show if I had a main celiac gene (enterolab.com). The report came back that I had inherited a main celiac gene, DQ8, from one parent and a D!6 from the other parent. That combination is knows to sym[tons of celiac worse than just inheriting one main celiac gene. With my version of celiac disease I was mostly constipated but after going gluten-free I would have diarrhea the few times I was glutened either by cross contamination or eating some food containing gluten. I have stayed gluten-free for almost 20 years now and knew within a few days that it was right for me although my recovery has been slow.   When I go to see a  medical provide and tell them I have celiacs they don't believe me. The same when I tell them that I carry a main celiac gene, the DQ8. It is only when I tell them that I get diarrhea after eating gluten that they realize that I might have celiac disease. Then they will order th Vitamin B12 and D3 that I need to monitor as my B12 levels can go down very fast if I'm not taking enough of it. Medical providers haven't been much help in my recovery. They are not well trained in this problem. I really hope this helps ypu. Take care.      
    • knitty kitty
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.