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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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P.S. The tea leaves say I'm gittin' me silly back Sunday!!!!!!

<very strange as I don't drink tea or have any leaves>

I missed this until I saw Emily quoted you . . . This sounds like a teaser, Tom. You got sumptin goin' on Sunday that you need to tell us ABOUT.

Okay, so this make-up mineral thread lets grammatical impropriety slide? Bah! A hex on the lot of them!!

...But hey, if they're funny over there, why don't they just join US HERE in the funniest place on the planet? Why settle for second banana? We need a spy to head over there, route out the wittiest creme de la creme, and spirit them over here. Tom, you'd be too conspicuous as a male on a cosmetic thread (unless you can convincingly play metrosexual)...

Hey! We should get our Good Queen Jess on this! She needs to appoint someone....

Good Queen Jess IS on it . . . or rather in it . . . or amongst them . . .

And I'm afraid if we sent Tom to the all girl cosmetic thread with the pillow fights . . . we would see a lot more of tom(HubbaHubba)

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Mango04 Enthusiast
Mango04
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Hey! We should get our Good Queen Jess on this!

So that's what Jess is doing over there. :o She had me completely fooled! :unsure::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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MYGAWD...I now have my sure-fire ticket across the border if I don't have my passport renewal done in time. It'll be like this: "No, officer, I do not have a valid Canadian passport on me...but I have something even better...you know that Wegman's flyer that came out last week? The lovely lady featured on the back page, quoted and photographed? I like, know her. We speak, often, online." ...And through I'll go...

:rolleyes:

I will always help you cross the border!!!

Tom-sounds good, we watch Friends over and over on DVD. We always find something new to laugh about.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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So that's what Jess is doing over there. :o She had me completely fooled! :unsure::lol:

Actually, Mango's got more than just Jess . . . I've seen Susie and Donna and Patti . . . I think. Is that right, Mango? Anybody else? Wait just a minute!!!! Richard has been missing about as long as that thread has been going!!!! What have you done with Richard????!!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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So that's what Jess is doing over there. :o She had me completely fooled! :unsure::lol:

You didn't think I actually wore makeup, did you??? Did you forget I'm a scientist? Look through all those stereotypical scientist photos you have lying around the house: bad hair, big glasses, not a spec of blush or eyeshadow - all those are true (as are the nerdly, unattractive male scientists. not a great hunting ground).

As the ruling monarch I feel it's my duty to ensure that no other thread is as entertaining as this one.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Well, hell....We just spent nearly ten discussing how one arranges oneself in a public bathroom stall.... :lol::lol:

:lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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OK . . . just got back from the make-up thread. I asked them where Richard was. I'll go check later to see if they're going to cough him up but while I was there, I noticed . . . I forgot one of the BIGGEST make-up offenders . . . yep, tis JULIE!!!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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And I'm afraid if we sent Tom to the all girl cosmetic thread with the pillow fights . . . we would see a lot more of tom(HubbaHubba)

...We may never hear from him again....

Things would, methinks, be.....changing........

So that's what Jess is doing over there. :o She had me completely fooled! :unsure::lol:

Oh, ya. She's gooooooood.........

Actually, Mango's got more than just Jess . . . I've seen Susie and Donna and Patti . . . I think. Is that right, Mango? Anybody else? Wait just a minute!!!! Richard has been missing about as long as that thread has been going!!!! What have you done with Richard????!!!!!!

Well, you know how we send everyone scattering over there...I drop in. We all know my history of clearing out a thread in a flash.... :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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OK . . . just got back from the make-up thread. I asked them where Richard was. I'll go check later to see if they're going to cough him up but while I was there, I noticed . . . I forgot one of the BIGGEST make-up offenders . . . yep, tis JULIE!!!

Oh No!!! It just dawned on me. It's all starting to make sense. They're holding Richard hostage. I imagine that anytime soon, we'll see a ransom note . . . demanding an outrageous amount of money to fund their make-up addition.

elye Community Regular
elye
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As the ruling monarch I feel it's my duty to ensure that no other thread is as entertaining as this one.

You GO, Girrrrrlllll...

elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG.....

Richard's been virtually kidnapped..... :o:o

Queen Jess, can you save us from this madness? It's anarchy!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I think we scared Richard away with our silliness.....maybe he couldnt keep up with us.

tom Contributor
tom
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LOL Janet "sharpie mustache" :lol:

This is a fascinating proclamation, Tom...Did I miss something? How do you know this? Your wittiness will be completely back on Sunday? Is it on your calendar? I didn't know your silly had ever left.... :huh::D

Oh Em .. .I KNOW you can tell the difference betw my last couple wks and the times I'm makin' up silliness left & right.

I missed this until I saw Emily quoted you . . . This sounds like a teaser, Tom. You got sumptin goin' on Sunday that you need to tell us ABOUT.

Well, I'm being optimistic about Sunday. But 3 days of safest foods should do it. I hope my problem isn't one of the replacement vitamins, reluctantly bought when I couldn't get the same ones I'd been taking.

Been feeling like such a dullard lately.

Gotta get back to waking up *HAPPY*, feeling like my brain is whirring at max and wearing that involuntary perma-smile.

And I'm afraid if we sent Tom to the all girl cosmetic thread with the pillow fights . . . we would see a lot more of tom(HubbaHubba)

See? I don't even have a comical reply for THIS!?

...We may never hear from him again....

Things would, methinks, be.....changing........

:lol:

<shwing!!>

Tom-sounds good, we watch Friends over and over on DVD. We always find something new to laugh about.

Here's one - what DID they use to poke the naked guy? Chopsticks? Straws? :unsure: both?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Here's one - what DID they use to poke the naked guy? Chopsticks? Straws? :unsure: both?

Chopsticks

elye Community Regular
elye
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Oh Em .. .I KNOW you can tell the difference betw my last couple wks and the times I'm makin' up silliness left & right.

All I can say for sure is that there are posts of your'n that leave me truly guffawing, and the remainder, where I smile broadly. Ah, Ptaum...even your murky times where the brain isn't crackling are still passibly witty...That said, I CANNOT WAIT TILL SUNDAY! I've got it in my day-timer...! :lol:

OMG...I was checking out the Mighty Mineral Thread, and I cannot believe it. You guys were not kidding--it IS fifty pages of chatter on cosmetics! It really is...brushes and powders, ordering and coloUr palettes....

Wow. I'd never stand a chance over there.... :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Yeah, I pooped in over at the Minerals thread way back in the day-- when it was like 5 pages long or something. And I actually ordered a sample pack! It's good stuff, but I couldn't keep up with the girly girls over there. They are way outta my league.

A funny from last night:

Lucas brushed his teeth and I asked him if he did a Good Job. So he gives a big toothy grin to show me-- and Ezra immediately throws his hands over his eyes, keels over, and starts yelling- "My eyes! My eyes! Too shiny! Too shiny, my eyes!" :rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I am not a girly girl...John and I are going out on a date night tonight, dinner and a drink. I attempted make-up which is a rare thing for me....I almost looked like a clown so I had to start over LOL....

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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I am not a girly girl...John and I are going out on a date night tonight, dinner and a drink. I attempted make-up which is a rare thing for me....I almost looked like a clown so I had to start over LOL....

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: That's totally me, too! I wear it a couple times a year. The minerals stuff is really light tho.

dlp252 Apprentice
dlp252
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The minerals stuff is really light tho.

And see, this is how it so innocently happens...a small word here an obsession there and before you know it a mega monster makeup cult thread. :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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A funny from last night:

Lucas brushed his teeth and I asked him if he did a Good Job. So he gives a big toothy grin to show me-- and Ezra immediately throws his hands over his eyes, keels over, and starts yelling- "My eyes! My eyes! Too shiny! Too shiny, my eyes!" :rolleyes:

:lol::lol:

Those are the ones you need to write down. I keep a paper throughout the year for whenever I hear something good. Then I put the creme of the crop in the Christmas letter. Much more entertaining than some of the travelogues and resumes that we recieve in some of our Christmas cards.

babinsky Apprentice
babinsky
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peekin in on this thread...still a newbie so just getting acquainted. Have been part of the makeup chat......very fun. This is the first time in my life I have EVERY been associated with being a "girly girl" Can't quite figure this one out yet but looks like it will be fun trying :D Nice to meet you all!

~alex~ Explorer
~alex~
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Well, you know how we send everyone scattering over there...I drop in. We all know my history of clearing out a thread in a flash.... :lol:

You haven't scared me off yet! I've been feeling yucky/in a funk this week and I hope my absence doesn't make me lose my status as a Sillyville member.

All of everyone's funniness is definitely helping with the yucky funkiness. I think silliness can cure all ails. :D Have a great weekend everyone!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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peekin in on this thread...still a newbie so just getting acquainted. Have been part of the makeup chat......very fun. This is the first time in my life I have EVERY been associated with being a "girly girl" Can't quite figure this one out yet but looks like it will be fun trying :D Nice to meet you all!

Look everybody . . . I went fishin' over in the cosmetics thread and I realed in a babinsky!!!

Welcome to our Madness, Donna. It is a vortex of silliness. Nothing is sacred here and you are likely to be corrected on your spelling and grammer but making up words is totally allowed!!!!

You only have about 550 pages to read to get caught up . . . better get started.

Now that you've come once, you have to keep coming back (we're addictive). :lol:

And Donna, just in case you wondered who Richard is . . . he is the founding father of this thread . . . been missing for a little while now. Have you seen him?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I am becoming famous today :)

That is fantastic, Amanda!!!! :D I'm jealous :P

Hey - no making fun of my thread! :lol:

I'm loving the cross-thread banter :D

Pillow fight in their underwear???? Now THERE's a draw!!!!! :D;):lol:

Typical guy <_<:P Reminds me of Kramer, Jerry and George--eyes glazed over--saying "catfight"

Well, hell....We just spent nearly ten discussing how one arranges oneself in a public bathroom stall.... :lol::lol:

Yea, we did :D It was fun, too :lol:

Lucas brushed his teeth and I asked him if he did a Good Job. So he gives a big toothy grin to show me-- and Ezra immediately throws his hands over his eyes, keels over, and starts yelling- "My eyes! My eyes! Too shiny! Too shiny, my eyes!" :rolleyes:

So cute! :)

You haven't scared me off yet! I've been feeling yucky/in a funk this week and I hope my absence doesn't make me lose my status as a Sillyville member.

All of everyone's funniness is definitely helping with the yucky funkiness. I think silliness can cure all ails. :D Have a great weekend everyone!!

Aw Alex--sorry you've been in a funk.....glad you've been pooping in for some silliness :)

Look everybody . . . I went fishin' over in the cosmetics thread and I realed in a babinsky!!!

Gawd!!!!!! :lol:

Welcome, babinsky!

Tom--good luck on Sunday :unsure:

Emily--Gus's teeth look great! He looks like he just loves to show them off.

Hope Susie has a great weekend

I think I'm all caught up now.....editing due to being busted for too many emoticons.....

dlp252 Apprentice
dlp252
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And Donna, just in case you wondered who Richard is . . . he is the founding father of this thread . . . been missing for a little while now. Have you seen him?

I actually used to hang out here in the beginning of it all, but I can't keep up with you all. :blink: I need the slower paced much more mangeable little OMG thread. :lol: Well, that or the pure nonsense makeup cult thread. :P

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