The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[dlp252]

OMGosh....so much to quote and so little time to respond, so might I just say:

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[Mtndog]

Ah-hem (clears throat)GOOD MORNING!

Good news...we're going to be offering them up as a sacrifice at the Temple of Oracle Peter...an offering to St. Roch, our patron saint of dogs. Quite fitting, and a cataclysmic release for us furious dog lovers....

YES!! Absolutely!

Bev

All this poop flying around here must make your shy bowels green with envy?

It really, really does.

Noo, I've had a HEINOUS 2-day migraine... Crawled out of it at about 4:30 this evening, looking like Amy Winehouse dragged through a hedge backwards. Feeling muuuuuch better now.

I can't believe I missed Sophie's sports injury AND Monty Python quotes. Hmm.... what does it say that nearly all of us are Holy Grail fans???

Oh- yucky migraine! Hope you feel better.

I've been thinking about what we all have in common:

1. Poop obsession

2. Poop obsession

3. Poop obsession

4. Dog nuts

5. Poop obsession

6. Ability to hover

7. Poop obsession

8. Yeti groomers

could there be a Poop Cairn involved in this also???? Say.....I've anotehr idea....Julie can save all of that poor dog's poop and pile it into a giant, fiery cairn in front of their home....thereby obfuscating the view while she steals their sweet dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Susie is pretty sure she is NEVER having a date again. BAH!!!!!!!!!!!! (way too picky in my old age + paucity of men = Susie Dying Alone)

Yes- Julie- major Flaming poop cairn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"We must. We must. We must increase our bust."

Wait for me...I'm COMING!!!!!!!!!!

You could always leave the Man a nice suprise in his special boss-man bathroom! Compliments of your fellow sillies whom are going into Potty Withdrawls without you here to laugh with us :)

I have been so potty-minded lately seriously what is going on!

Yes- it is UNJUST that you not be allowed in Sillyville during the day!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhh crack withdrawals will getcha every time

Oh wait . .you're out in the country, right? Hillbilly heroin then?

Hillbilly heroin? :lol: :lol:

Being from up here, whenever Gus does a couple of poops on the same spot, it remarkably resembles an inukshuk. These ancient Inuit sculptures give messages and directions to lost travellers in the tundra. I haven't been able to decipher the messages from Gus's efforts. I have sensed messages like, "I want a piece of steak", and "I think my glands are kinda full, here".....

:lol:

[blueeyedmanda]

Yes- it is UNJUST that you not be allowed in Sillyville during the day!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unjust and Unheard of! I think this calls for one of Susie's Harrumps!

How does Colleens boss expect her to be productive without a little silly?

[nikki-uk]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amanda's av is FANTASTIC!!!.....the girl really does have everything!!!!!

Do they do Maine Coone cats in UK ?????......'COS ME WANT!!!!!!!!!!!( they do flowers ...this I know - have seen them in peoples houses )

Since we're alone here, though, I will confess to a brief but lovely obsession with EastEnders........

WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!

...dear GAWD Colleen!!!!!!!! They show it in the States??????????......only my favoUrite soap...am compelled to watch it as 'tis about folk from my manor (East London)

Cor blimey gov'nor!!!!!!!

....Princess Jenn sat transfixed - asked, "what's kindling?" as I muttered about the absence of same.

.....fYre...

Glad you had a fanTABulous time

.. Crawled out of it at about 4:30 this evening, looking like Amy Winehouse dragged through a hedge backwards.

....I am of course NOT laughing at poor Sarah's predicament (am a sufferer meself....pass the bucket and dark shades pleeeeez )...BUT at the fact that Amy Winehouse might look WORSE having been dragged through the hedge backwards

Well I got told my by my boss today that I need to spend less time on the internet at work.

He's kidding right?????? .......take him to Tribunal.....

"We must. We must. We must increase our bust."

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......indeed we MUST!!!!

OMGosh....so much to quote and so little time to respond, so might I just say:

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Great idea Donna!....would have saved me hours!!!!!!!

Hillbilly heroin?

...helps the creative flow

POOP CAIRN

BTW.......has Julie took that dog in yet?????????

[blueeyedmanda]

My cat slept on my pillow between my head and the headboard all night last night....literally from 1-5:30 am, he never does that. I actually put my hand on him to make sure he was alive (he never stays still that long, he is only 2 and is still very active and playful)

I was telling my coworker about him sleeping and she said her cat slept with her all night too which is also rare, turns out it was a full moon last night...weird huh?

[jerseyangel]

Last year I walked into the womans bathroom at work and someone left a log on the floor next to the toliet.

Heinous slobishness!

We are obsessed with bathroom habits, behaviors, bathrooms, and restrooms in general!

Analyzing, picking everything apart, swapping stories, debating, flow charts......

What is wrong with us?

Interesting question....what IS wrong with us???

Noo, I've had a HEINOUS 2-day migraine...

Glad you're feeling better, Sarah

Well I got told my by my boss today that I need to spend less time on the internet at work.

Well now that doesn't seem right

...dear GAWD Colleen!!!!!!!! They show it in the States?

It's my MIL and SIL's fav nighttime soap

[Green12]

Can I eat a little gluten?

No .

Maybe once a year?

Nope.

Not ever?

Nada. Bupkis.

Maybe I should rephrase the question......

Colleen said Bupkis

Say.....I've anotehr idea....Julie can save all of that poor dog's poop and pile it into a giant, fiery cairn in front of their home....thereby obfuscating the view while she steals their sweet dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been thinking about what we all have in common:

1. Poop obsession

2. Poop obsession

3. Poop obsession

4. Dog nuts

5. Poop obsession

6. Ability to hover

7. Poop obsession

8. Yeti groomers

Yes- Julie- major Flaming poop cairn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, it's the simple things!

Flaming poop cairn!

[Ridgewalker]

For me, hillbilly heroin would be biscuits and gravy-- otherwise known in my house as "Heart Attack on a Plate." Sooooo good, and utterly verboten these days!

Emily!!! As soon as Susie mentioned the poop cairns, I though of inukshuks! They are the coolest things, you guys should google it and check out pictures.

Yeah, migraines are hideous-- thanks for the well wishes everyone! I'd never had one till I got pregnant the first time. Found out I can't tolerate caffeine AT ALL when I am pregnant. Since then, I will get one every once in awhile, not often though.

[elye]

For me, hillbilly heroin would be biscuits and gravy-- otherwise known in my house as "Heart Attack on a Plate." Sooooo good, and utterly verboten these days!

Cardiac country around here is brought on by the famous Quebeqois Poutine. French fries with thick gravy, then mounds of melted mozzerella topping it off. Ate many a plateful while pregnant, then felt just sick....

[~alex~]

Emily!!! As soon as Susie mentioned the poop cairns, I though of inukshuks! They are the coolest things, you guys should google it and check out pictures.

Yes, inukshuks are beautiful! My fiance loves them so we have a few small stone ones around the house that we that we bought at arts & craft shows. Our friend took a picture of a really big one somewhere on his cross Canada travels and gave it to us framed as an engagement present and we have it hanging above our fire place. It is very calming and peaceful to look at.

Cardiac country around here is brought on by the famous Quebeqois Poutine. French fries with thick gravy, then mounds of melted mozzerella topping it off. Ate many a plateful while pregnant, then felt just sick....

Ewwww, I hate poutine. I hope this doesn't get me kicked out of the country but I just can't even stand the sight of them. My family all loved them and it always made me sick when they had it. My brother also puts mayo and relish on his fries and just the thought of that sends shivers down my spine! I really do (or did ) love Beaver Tails so I hope that makes up for my hate of Poutine and allows me to maintain my citizenship!

[blueeyedmanda]

Around here you can get a salad with french fries and gravy on top.....talk about fattening!

[~alex~]

Around here you can get a salad with french fries and gravy on top.....talk about fattening!

Ick!!! I guess that's good for those who can't decide between salad and fries!

[jerseyangel]

I used to love the french fries with melted cheese and bacon on top at Longhorn Steaks. Gosh--that was good

French fries and gravy--very popular in diners where we used to live in NJ. Also good

[Green12]

I used to love the french fries with melted cheese and bacon on top at Longhorn Steaks. Gosh--that was good

This does sound good Patti!

I LOVE cheese fries but I try to make them a little more upscale with different cheeses (when I was eating dairy of course ) like smoked gouda.

I would have to use turkey bacon though, trying to make it a little healthier.

Oh who am I kidding, it's still heart attack on a plate!

[DingoGirl]

Being from up here, whenever Gus does a couple of poops on the same spot, it remarkably resembles an inukshuk. These ancient Inuit sculptures give messages and directions to lost travellers in the tundra. I haven't been able to decipher the messages from Gus's efforts. I have sensed messages like, "I want a piece of steak", and "I think my glands are kinda full, here".....

So Susie, perhaps Annie was attempting to form an inukshuk...maybe she had a message for you. Keep an eye on further efforts...

hmmmmmmm.....will have to research these Inukshuks as don't know about this....sounds mighty likely, though, and what Annie wanted was to go to the BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been thinking about what we all have in common:

1. Poop obsession

2. Poop obsession

3. Poop obsession

4. Dog nuts

5. Poop obsession

6. Ability to hover

7. Poop obsession

8. Yeti groomers

BEV! Well I don't know about YOU, but *I* am NOT obsessed w/ dog nuts.....I mean, Annie doesn't even have any for Peter's sake.........

:lol: :lol:

WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!

...dear GAWD Colleen!!!!!!!! They show it in the States??????????......only my favoUrite soap...am compelled to watch it as 'tis about folk from my manor (East London)

Cor blimey gov'nor!!!!!!!

OMG - have seen it - it was on in Monterey - - - LURVED IT - - must rent DVD of East Enders tout suite - - forgot about it.........

Around here you can get a salad with french fries and gravy on top.....talk about fattening!

what in hell????? ugh - slight vomitous feeling coming on......must say, NEVER In my life have I seen fries w/ gravy - - we eat them only w/ ketchup here - - and I must say, I was partaking in a GIANT basket of fries from DEDICATED fryer at Nepenthe last Sunday

TOM - - NO GLUTEN in the rice bowls at El Pollo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Oh who am I kidding, it's still heart attack on a plate!

So true!

But really good

[jerseyangel]

TOM - - NO GLUTEN in the rice bowls at El Pollo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a relief!

[tom]

Well, I did briefly consider "Beat on the Brat" or Gabba Gabba Hey", but it seems so...expected. Are you a Ramones fan, Tom? If so, I think I have a teeny tiny crush on you. Won't you join Richard over on the makeup thread? We loves our mens over there.

Awww looks like I miss out again .. . ... .

While I think I CAN call myself a Ramones fan, I never bought a record so it's a little iffy I suppose. I DO know some lyrics to some hits and I know most of the chords!! Yes!! BOTH of them LOL no no no j/k I know there's usually 3 chords.

And you just keep your Winehouse makeover threats to yourself missy!!!!!

Yeah, migraines are hideous-- thanks for the well wishes everyone! I'd never had one till I got pregnant the first time. Found out I can't tolerate caffeine AT ALL when I am pregnant.

OMIGOD Sarah's PREGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats darlin'!!!!

Alex?? Beaver Tails??????

Julie!!! Mmmmm smoked gouda was(is?) a fav of mine too :)

[Darn210]

OMIGOD Sarah's PREGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats darlin'!!!!

HOLY COW!!!! I totally missed that hint . . . and TOM, of all people firgured it out!!! (no offense, Tom, just figured it would be a gal). Congratulations, Sarah!!!!

[elye]

Alex?? Beaver Tails??????

Beaver Tails......mmmmmmmm....Unfortunately, I've never been a candidate for those glorious treats...diabetes and celiac take care of it all. They're large pastry thingies (think beaver tail shape), with brown sugar & cinammon, or garlic and cheddar, or chocolate and nuts....

Very lo-cal.......

[Darn210]

TOM - - NO GLUTEN in the rice bowls at El Pollo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Gluten? or No Reaction? . . . There's a difference, you know.

[Darn210]

Beaver Tails......mmmmmmmm....Unfortunately, I've never been a candidate for those glorious treats...diabetes and celiac take care of it all. They're large pastry thingies (think beaver tail shape), with brown sugar & cinammon, or garlic and cheddar, or chocolate and nuts....

Very lo-cal.......

Oh . . . I think those are elephant ears, here. . . . does it start out deep fried?

[jerseyangel]

I'd never had one till I got pregnant the first time. Found out I can't tolerate caffeine AT ALL when I am pregnant. Since then, I will get one every once in awhile, not often though.

I don't know, folks.....Sarah???

[elye]

HOLY COW!!!! I totally missed that hint . . . and TOM, of all people firgured it out!!! (no offense, Tom, just figured it would be a gal). Congratulations, Sarah!!!!

Whoooooooaa....

Difficult to know on this thread if we're kidding or not....

SARAH!!!

....are you pregnant?!.....

Yippeeeeee if you are!!

[Ridgewalker]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO, no, no, no, totally NOT preggo, there are NO pregnant people here!

Banish the thought! Not that I don't want any more kids, but not right now! Oh gasp, oh faint at the thought!

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