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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
Sarah is not a happy camper.

Jeeze--nothing like a little advance notice <_<

Thanks for the laughter :D . My son was diag. 1 wk. ago and it has been a roller coasted ride of emotions :( .

Welcome :D I'm a Matt's mom, too!

Patti, are you ready for LOST tomorrow??

Richard, it's time to phone home!!!!

Julie--I can't wait!!! Are you going to watch the repeat of the last season finale tonight?

I agree that Richard should surface for this--he was my original "Lost" buddy here. :)

Mango comes and listens . . . :ph34r: . . . then slinks away without posting. :lol:

:lol: I post on both threads, too, and was hoping no one thought I was a double agent. B)

So what do you do if there are just too many pharts to count!!??!!

OMG Donna!! I read what you wrote over on the EM thread and thought--that girl needs to come visit the Tickle group more often :P

it came out w/ this morning's wee. ;) Always quite satisfying and efficient - the double emission. :lol:

The most satisfying of them all, if you ask me :D

Sad thing is these folks are old enough to be renting apartments and crap, voting doing adult things....yet they act like they are 12...

I see the delinquents are at it yet again, Amanda :angry: I hope something can be done about them soon.

Gosh--what else....Sarah, so cute about you and your husband belching in unison--a match made in heaven :rolleyes:

Susie--Ugh, a cold! :( Lots of rest, liquids and nasal irrigation ;)

I'm late to the party today--my computer froze up earlier right after I posted on another thread :huh: Not being the least bit computer savvy, I left it alone for a while, rebooted and voila! :o I had some mundane things to take care of anyway....you guys have been busy-silly whilst I was gone.

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Green12 Enthusiast
Bevv! Come join our cult..er...I mean...our totally relevant and ungabby thread that strictly deals with" gluten-free foods, products, shopping and medications!" :D

Yes, Bev, come join us! It's a very serious thread, strictly gluten-free related, lots of information, facts, statistics, and data.....no monkey business whatsoever.

The first rule of (pillow) Fight Club is - you do not talk about (pillow) Fight Club. The second rule of (pillow) Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about (pillow) Fight Club. Third rule of (pillow) Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the (pillow) fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one (pillow) fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt (well of course not, pillow fights only happen in your underwear), no shoes (except for stilettos). Seventh rule, (pillow) fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at (pillow)Fight Club, you have to (pillow) fight.

:lol: Janet

jerseyangel Proficient
It's a very serious thread, strictly gluten-free related, lots of information, facts, statistics, and data.....no monkey business whatsoever.

Ok--I must be lost.... :unsure:

Green12 Enthusiast
Julie--I can't wait!!! Are you going to watch the repeat of the last season finale tonight?

I agree that Richard should surface for this--he was my original "Lost" buddy here. :)

I'm late to the party today--my computer froze up earlier right after I posted on another thread :huh: Not being the least bit computer savvy, I left it alone for a while, rebooted and voila! :o I had some mundane things to take care of anyway....you guys have been busy-silly whilst I was gone.

Sorry about your computer Patti, but I'm glad you got it all figured out, and you're back :D

I am so excited too!!!!

I just learned about the recap thing they are going to do tonight, I am so happy because I soooo need a refresher (I have forgotten so much of what happened last season :ph34r: )

Mango04 Enthusiast
Yes, Bev, come join us! It's a very serious thread, strictly gluten-free related, lots of information, facts, statistics, and data.....

It's true. Donna has spreadsheets to prove it!

Darn210 Enthusiast
It's true. Donna has spreadsheets to prove it!

Oh No . . . Now you've done it . . . that will surely keep Susie away (some sort of spreadsheet aversion, intolerance, or auto-immune disease or something like that)!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
I just learned about the recap thing they are going to do tonight, I am so happy because I soooo need a refresher (I have forgotten so much of what happened last season :ph34r: )

Me too--it's been a while since it ended.

It's true. Donna has spreadsheets to prove it!

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Green12 Enthusiast
Ok--I must be lost.... :unsure:

Patti,

Read the last couple of pages of the EM thread you will get it ;);)

It's true. Donna has spreadsheets to prove it!

:lol:

Yes, very educational, informative, beneficial for the greater good of gluten-free-ness no doubt.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
So what do you do if there are just too many pharts to count!!??!!

Poots, toots, off-gasses (as I posted on the EM thread)...whatever, there are just too many to count!

:lol: :lol: :lol:the off gases!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - that is so funny. <are things funnier due to my cough syrup? :huh: )

Found this, midly amusing :DOpen Original Shared Link........I love the way the passengers are trying to pretend nothing's going on..... ...how very British

V. funny but I think it's a fake. Um, do they play Michael Jackson and other lively American music on the tube?

Whoa..we are 5 pages away from new royalty...who will it be????????????????

:rolleyes: I think it should be my turn. I'm campaigning heavily - on other threads. ;)

Subterfuge. :P

Just in time for Valentine's Day:

gawd :lol: :lol: the things people make, buy, and sell............a big ol' bronze yeti!!!!!!!!!!! *snort*

p.s. I'm trying to find a pic of what I look like without the make-up, but really scary things are coming up in my google searches, and I'm afraid the IT guys at work are going to start to wonder what the heck I'm trying to do over here. LOL

what in hell kind of job do you have, allowing you to lead a cult, and then frolic in other unsavory types of phartland nonsense as well? :lol:

The first rule of (pillow) Fight Club is - you do not talk about (pillow) Fight Club. The second rule of (pillow) Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about (pillow) Fight Club. Third rule of (pillow) Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the (pillow) fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one (pillow) fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt (well of course not, pillow fights only happen in your underwear), no shoes (except for stilettos). Seventh rule, (pillow) fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at (pillow)Fight Club, you have to (pillow) fight.

:lol:

v. funny Janet......even though that was one of my MOST HATED MOVIES ever..... (along w/ Pulp Fiction - don't even get me started :ph34r: )

and she said -

"Just because you can't ski doesn't mean you can't drink alcohol out of ski poles, Silly!!"

*snoooooooooort* 100 calories :lol:

The most satisfying of them all, if you ask me :D

:lol: Yes. Efficient, time-saving, very satisfying......

So I'm still at just one for today, and it's noon. ;)Flatus DeArth.

~2~

*chortle*

OMG sillies I can't sleep.........................if I could just sleep for three solid hours, this FAUX cold would be GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! harrumph.............

So.........the Parting by Farting story..........

Gail was dating a gorgeous and brilliant and manly but elusive man, going on seven years. He loved her madly but could never quite commit - - many issues, including the not-quite-finalized DEE-VORCE from his estranged wife. Well, towards the end, he was becoming quite arrogant as had been elected Judge.

So after all this time - the bloom was clearly off the rose - and he was being QUITE an a$#@$%$$. So....one day, Gail notices and remarks that this formerly quite lovely gentleman and man's man is......no longer making an effort to hold his......emissions in, and they are just phlowing out there phreely. So, she comments on it - - "you know, it would be really nice if you could make an effort to restrict some of your gas or hold it in."

and he says, blankly and arrogantly - - get this - - "It hardly seems worth the effort."

:angry:

That was one of their last conversations........she left........she gained full power by never speaking to him again - - he is desperate to be her friend and be respected by her - Gail keeps ALL boyfriends as lifelong friends - even her ex-husband is a dear friend. But she will have nothing to do w/ this Judge.

So that, my friend, is the story of The Passive-Aggressive Act of Parting by Farting. There is a v. clever short story she wrote w/ this..........cracks me up.

But wait - - ther'es more. She has seen him at many official dinners/parties etc. in teh legal community, and will NEVER speak to him. But, she has now decided she wants to walk up to him, and smile hugely, stick out her digit and say, "Pull my finger!" followed by a maniacal cackle. :lol:

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
But, she has now decided she wants to walk up to him, and smile hugely, stick out her digit and say, "Pull my finger!" followed by a maniacal cackle. :lol:

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

OMGawd....that IS brilliant!!! She should SO do it :lol:

It'd serve him right--the overblown gasbag :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
V. funny but I think it's a fake. Um, do they play Michael Jackson and other lively American music on the tube?

GASP!!!! ....absolutely NOT!!!!!! (from any nation)...wouldn't want to make the journey pleasurable in ANY way and NEVER make eye contact or (God forbid) strike up a conversation...... :rolleyes:

FAUX cold

:lol: ...also known as man flu........be careful, get LOTS of rest Susie lest it turns into the real deal :lol:

So that, my friend, is the story of The Passive-Aggressive Act of Parting by Farting.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..........8

phlowing phairly phree now :mellow:

elye Community Regular
p.s. I'm trying to find a pic of what I look like without the make-up,

Mango, you look stupendous in your av. Mineral make-up'll make me look like that! You promise? May have to saunter over there, see what all this fuss is about... :rolleyes:

Just because you can't ski doesn't mean you can't drink alcohol out of ski poles, Silly!!

Yes, Bev! I hardly plan on skiing at all! Just walking around (read: staggering), through the snowbanks in the woods, my ski poles there to keep me balanced, stopping every so often... :D

~2~

:lol::lol: Note the fancy squiggly thingies, like an official proclamation....

It's true. Donna has spreadsheets to prove it!

....Ahhhhh....but does she have a flowchart?....

I think it should be my turn. I'm campaigning heavily - on other threads. ;)

Susie for Queen!

;)Flatus DeArth.

Mygawd.....there he is again!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

My neighbor just called....the cops are at our house.

Darn210 Enthusiast
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:lol::lol: Note the fancy squiggly thingies, like an official proclamation....

I thought maybe she was trying to simulate caligraphy or something . . . :lol: . . . at a minimum, implying that her pharts are prettier than ours (if Susie were to draw them).

:rolleyes: I think it should be my turn. I'm campaigning heavily - on other threads. ;)

WHAT!!???!! What Threads??? Are you cheating on us??? Are you seeing other threads behind our backs??

So.........the Parting by Farting story..........

:lol::lol::lol: Excellent. I really like Gail. I sure hope she's not a figment of our imagination . . . we've got good'ns, you know.

jerseyangel Proficient
My neighbor just called....the cops are at our house.

Gosh Amanda--

Darn210 Enthusiast
My neighbor just called....the cops are at our house.

To get a statement on the car or has something else happened?? You can't dangle a phrase out there like that!!! Go find out and get back to us ASAP!!!! :ph34r: Hope everything is OK. :ph34r:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I think to get the kids...not sure I am on my way home now. Keep ya posted

Bye sillies

Jestgar Rising Star
So I'm still at just one for today, and it's noon. ;)Flatus DeArth.

How have you managed to keep one going for this long!!!! :o The sphincter of steel strikes again.

Green12 Enthusiast
But, she has now decided she wants to walk up to him, and smile hugely, stick out her digit and say, "Pull my finger!" followed by a maniacal cackle. :lol:

Do it Gail!!

the overblown gasbag :P

Patti said gasbag :lol:

:lol: ...also known as man flu........be careful, get LOTS of rest Susie lest it turns into the real deal :lol:

Man Flu :D

Susie for Queen!

I vote for Susie too!

My neighbor just called....the cops are at our house.

It's the COPS, it's the FUZZ, it's the P.....I.......don't you dare

HELP ME!!! What movie is the above line from??????? It's stuck in my head and I don't know how it got in there or where it came from....:huh:

Hope everything is ok Amanda.

How have you managed to keep one going for this long!!!! :o The sphincter of steel strikes again.

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
It's the COPS, it's the FUZZ, it's the P.....I.......don't you dare

HELP ME!!! What movie is the above line from??????? It's stuck in my head and I don't know how it got in there or where it came from....:huh:

Open Original Shared Link - At about the 6:15 mark.

Do you know how much I didn't get done today???

Ridgewalker Contributor

OMG Amanda, I hope everything's alright!

Is it just me, or is the word "fart" 10 times funnier when it's spelled "phart?!" Phart is airier than fart. That's what it is.

And BTW Peter, I forgot to say Thanks for the welcome back! :D And how did you know I live in Surry County!? :o:ph34r::blink: You just blew my mind. :lol:

dlp252 Apprentice
Oh No . . . Now you've done it . . . that will surely keep Susie away (some sort of spreadsheet aversion, intolerance, or auto-immune disease or something like that)!!!

Ah yes...the spreadsheet aversion goes way back to the beginning of the OMG thread. But, these are FUN spreadsheets, reall.

are things funnier due to my cough syrup?

Must be. :lol:

....Ahhhhh....but does she have a flowchart?....

She will by tomorrow at this time! :lol: With pictures and bright colors and everything.

Green12 Enthusiast
Open Original Shared Link - At about the 6:15 mark.

Do you know how much I didn't get done today???

BLESS YOU Janet!!!

Thanks for saving my sanity, I could not figure out where I was getting that from.

......I guess you could say I was suffering from a mild brain fart on that one :lol:

Is it just me, or is the word "fart" 10 times funnier when it's spelled "phart?!" Phart is airier than fart. That's what it is.

Sarah, fart/pharts are just funny :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
She will by tomorrow at this time! :lol: With pictures and bright colors and everything.

Oh goodie!!!!

Patti, I went back and dug up Richard's Lost thread and bumped it up.

It was a hoot reading through it again!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

cops are gone and my neighbor is gone out so no news yet.

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