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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Well, in an attempt to make up for missing the Great Jeff Healey tomorrow night, I went out tonight with my girlfriend to dinner and The Other Boleyn Girl. I enjoyed the book and was really looking forward to the film. Let's just say it was no Jazz Wizards. Pure escapism, which has its place....a hearty bodice-ripper, and not much more....


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elye Community Regular
I prevailed. You will too, if you want to.

Spoken like a tried and true Cub Scout Leader. Baden Powell would be proud, Peter Baloo! Do Our Best....... :)

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
:wub:

well after that excitement, I can't recall what in hell I was going to say.......more later........

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

OMG i look a deer frozen in the headlights !!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Amanda!!

Somebody must have taken this shot of you at the gym.....

http://www.hantelparty.de/xt/female-bodybuilder.gif

Holy Muscles Batman! Umm I dont want to be that fit!

We are watching Wedding Crashers anyone ever see that?

Patti smoking.....hard for me to see too. Then again I used to socially smoke.

psawyer Proficient

I just noticed that my post count is closing in on a significant value, and my insurance broker's office is closed until Monday. I do hope that I have appropriate coverage, since the magic threshold will amost certainly be surpassed before then.

Exciting times here in Sillyville. David, Susan, any news from California?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
I just noticed that my post count is closing in on a significant value, and my insurance broker's office is closed until Monday. I do hope that I have appropriate coverage, since the magic threshold will amost certainly be surpassed before then.

Exciting times here in Sillyville. David, Susan, any news from California?

Please batten down the hatches and protect all vaulables....a flood of fluids is headed your way....

my way too....I am creeping towards 4,000

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OK - so new av. I just have to vent . . . hubby installed (??) a wireless mouse. I mostly like it, but it is terribly difficult to construct these avs!!! You just don't know what I go through for you people!!

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: MASTER avateurism with your mouseless - er - wireless mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a good snortle over that one Janet - easily 100 calories.....

Kissey has rode/has ridden/ has rid/ roaded/rided :lol: his evil bike (motorcycle) up to the hills..... :unsure: anywho I am getting some delicious food treats prepared now, no time to write!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thom - - put that av caption up OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I was actually driving today, as always minding my own business (a funny statement to me as close friends will tell you that is usually NOT true :ph34r::lol: ) and in my mind's eye flashed Absinthian John.....I laughed out loud.

severe headache..........too much Yukon Jack at the HIDEOUSLY boring (yet somehow still fun) play last night...........there was quite a good guffaw from the two other couples when I confessed that it was quite hard for me to sit through plays/musicals and that I had something to help me along......then plunked the flask out on the table............

<david's girlfriend is an alkie, I'm sure they were thinking> :ph34r:

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Oh dear gawd!!!!!!!!!!! Kissey and I have just eaten dinner, which was LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVELy, I must say, and he reminded me that I was in fact logged on adn replying when he got here.................

that was hours ago.......................

:lol: :lol:

:wacko:

and

wackl

night night sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Night Night Susie sweet dreams...which they probably all are now since you seem so happy :):):) Night Girl!

SquatsWifDingos Newbie
Major romantic developments are taking place in California. Will Susan and David make it official tonight? Will we hear about it? Could it actually happen here? Inquiring minds want NEED to know.

susie is definately my best ever!!! she fills every bit of my want and need !!! i have nevah met anyone like her. we compliement each other well!

I just noticed that my post count is closing in on a significant value, and my insurance broker's office is closed until Monday. I do hope that I have appropriate coverage, since the magic threshold will amost certainly be surpassed before then.

t-minus 995 YOU CAN DOOOOO IT SAWhYER!!!!!!

Kissey has rode/has ridden/ has rid/ roaded/rided :lol: his evil bike (motorcycle) up to the hills..... :unsure: anywho I am getting some delicious food treats prepared now, no time to write!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh dear gawd!!!!!!!!!!! Kissey and I have just eaten dinner, which was LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVELy, I must say, and he reminded me that I was in fact logged on adn replying when he got here.................

that was hours ago.......................

i just got the sweetest kissy kiss on my neck and was told to quit playing wif the sillies and come play with hiz dingo girl................

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is Susie speaking - - bye bye everyone - watching a mooooveee now in Dingo Love Land and......proposals will be official and at a later time - stay tuned ;)

:wub:

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh my GAWD...I was afraid by the time I had logged on I would have missed the wedding! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

does a proposal on a phecal phorum really count??????????????????????????????

Uh-HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think our Susie has gotten the vapors :D

I'm swooning myself here!!!!!!!!!!!

Sillies.....I was WORKING....i have to pay for 3.15 for gas so I need to work..

Did I hear Susie could be getting the big question!!!

Susie I love the new Av. Sooo cute!

They DO make a beaootiful couple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay!!

Didn't know they were touring together!!

I remember well when Bela burst on the scene. He used to practice by doing Charlie Parker solos. An inconCEIVable thought for a banjo at the time.

I used to play a lot of Corea. Some of his 70s compositions have become stds.

Ptaum- I KNEW you would know them. I LOVE Bela! He was awesome tonight- that man turns a banjo into a...........I don't know. It was so cool. The whole concert was like they were talking to each other and both are so humble. It was like "Hi, uhm, my name is Bela. Yeah, I play banjo. I'm OK. I have a cat" First time I've EVER seen anyone play at Symphony Hall in a flannel shirt :lol: :lol: :lol:

Amanda!!

Somebody must have taken this shot of you at the gym.....

http://www.hantelparty.de/xt/female-bodybuilder.gif

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my GAWD...our Amanda Open Original Shared Link

elye Community Regular

Morning, All!!

All last night in bed I kept mulling over the countenance of Eric Bana, the beautiful Aussie actor who plays Henry VIII in the Boleyn movie. Such an electrifying presence, and so attractive, but he maintains a single flaw that I could not stop focusing on, and remained with me as I tried to fall asleep. His ears are huge and stick out a fair amount....

Now, as in Hawthorne's The Birthmark, I can think of little else, and throughout the movie these ears distracted me endlessly. Even as the catatonic Anne was led to the chopping block, her sister distraught and swooning, the music swelling...all I could see were the ears... <_<

Oops.......it really is an interesting study of Tudor England....so one should see it...Just, um......don't even begin to notice the ears, and you should be fine. :rolleyes:<_<:rolleyes:

Peeeeeeter!! Mygawd, such an enormous turnover....indeed, your insurance broker will not be reachable today or tomorrow, but if you have a copy of your policy you should review it. Some companies offer floaters (pun intended) on their flood coverage, to include deluges of "miscellaneous" fluids--DH has informed me that this refers to those of the human/pet body and of personal vehicles and home appliances, on top of those from Mother Nature.

Now, the problem is your risk level. I was denied such coverage because of my life in Sillyville....too significant a chance for misc. fluid, and too often. :lol: You may have a more lenient group of underwriters.......

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Pinch, punch, first day of the month sillies!!!!!!!!!!

(Also St David's day)

emailed from Susie...

"copied from Nicola.........hmmmmm..............

Leap year day today meaning all single laydeez can ask their menfolk to marry them (er...y'all know I'm addressing this to SUSIE + KISSEY, right?? :) "

the answer would be yes !! :wub::wub:

Oh ma GAAAAAWWWWWDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

(thought the 'tradition' on leap yr day was international??)

Janet's AV :lol::lol: ......but where is John going with his mobile loo???? :unsure::lol:

Patti, Can I just say that I would have NEVER thought that you ever smoked. Guess we all learn something new every day..... :)

A dark horse our Patti ;)

Well, in an attempt to make up for missing the Great Jeff Healey tomorrow night, I went out tonight with my girlfriend to dinner and The Other Boleyn Girl. I enjoyed the book and was really looking forward to the film. Let's just say it was no Jazz Wizards. Pure escapism, which has its place....a hearty bodice-ripper, and not much more....

Really???......I was looking forward to seeing that movie (not out 'til next week here) as I loved Phillipa Gregory's books.

No matter - lllurvve a bodice ripper (with bawdy babes?? :unsure: ) and I shall learn to love Eric Bana's ears ;)

OMG i look a deer frozen in the headlights !!!!

Panic not Kissey -poo, 'tis the look of a man who has accepted a marriage proposal online ;)

Oh my GAWD...I was afraid by the time I had logged on I would have missed the wedding! :wub:

You know it!!!

Scared to look this morn - haven't even had time to look for a new outfit for the yeti!!!!!!!!!!! (Em!, he's put a few pounds on - can you measure him up again?????.......he trusts you!! )

Kitty Will has lost all bravado and is reluctant to go out again :rolleyes: (I think he doesn't enjoy the fierce wind up his kilt :huh: )

However I am taking Emily's advise and am ignoring the plaintive cries of the little smelly scamp - he MUST toughen up to survive in da hood :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, Can I just say that I would have NEVER thought that you ever smoked. Guess we all learn something new every day..... :)

It was a different time, Laura. I started in 1972 or so--at that time, both my parents, my grandparents, and even my parish priest smoked! The high school I went to allowed us to go for a smoke on school grounds during lunch or study hall. It was still done on TV all the time and just not looked on as it is now. I was 16, but smoked freely at home--and I grew up in a very strict home. Go figure. :P

......proposals will be official and at a later time - stay tuned ;)

:wub:

OH you can bet we'll stay tuned :lol:

Oh my GAWD...I was afraid by the time I had logged on I would have missed the wedding! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Kitty Will--in da hood :D

He sounds like a bit of a tenderfoot to me! ;):lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Oh my GAWD...our Amanda Open Original Shared Link

I do like my newer image!!! :):)

It was a different time, Laura. I started in 1972 or so--at that time, both my parents, my grandparents, and even my parish priest smoked! The high school I went to allowed us to go for a smoke on school grounds during lunch or study hall. It was still done on TV all the time and just not looked on as it is now. I was 16, but smoked freely at home--and I grew up in a very strict home. Go figure. :P

Wow Patti think of how it changes, could smoke on school grounds then and now they are trying to ban it in public parks and most dining places have already gone smoke free.

elye Community Regular
(Also St David's day)

Well, that's certainly fitting on here....We've all been led to believe that David is a Second-Coming calibre of saint....right, Susie? ;):lol:

A dark horse our Patti

Dark, with healthy lungs! :D

You know it!!!

- haven't even had time to look for a new outfit for the yeti!!!!!!!!!!! (Em!, he's put a few pounds on - can you measure him up again?????.......he trusts you!! )

Oh, gaaaaaddddd....can't we stuff him into the old tux? Or....Nikki, take him along with you and enrol him in your Slimming Club.

However I am taking Emily's advise and am ignoring the plaintive cries of the little smelly scamp - he MUST toughen up to survive in da hood :lol:

All right...speaking of cats......Grrrrrrrrr....I have come in from shovelling fifteen centimetres of HEINOUSLY heavy snow, went to dry up, and I see two large, spreading pools of bright yellow feline bile on our berber. Came flying to the computer and googled "homemade stain remover" and have just finished blotting it, putting a coat of DH's shaving cream on it, blotting again, then sprinkling a layer of salt on it all, and a damp cloth over top. I am supposed to wait eight hours, then whip that towel off and I should be astounded. We'll see..........

If it is successful, I will let you know, Nikki. Dunno if this protocol works for feline feces......

....Yet another catchy song title around which to compose words...Bile on the Berber... :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
All right...speaking of cats......Grrrrrrrrr....I have come in from shovelling fifteen centimetres of HEINOUSLY heavy snow, went to dry up, and I see two large, spreading pools of bright yellow feline bile on our berber. Came flying to the computer and googled "homemade stain remover" and have just finished blotting it, putting a coat of DH's shaving cream on it, blotting again, then sprinkling a layer of salt on it all, and a damp cloth over top. I am supposed to wait eight hours, then whip that towel off and I should be astounded. We'll see..........

If it is successful, I will let you know, Nikki. Dunno if this protocol works for feline feces......

....Yet another catchy song title around which to compose words...Bile on the Berber... :lol:

Always steer clear of the yellow snow!!!! It is not an orange flavored snow cone as my mom would tell me.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Oh, gaaaaaddddd....can't we stuff him into the old tux? Or....Nikki, take him along with you and enrol him in your Slimming Club.

I'm sure they'd love him there!!!

The male species are fussed over by 'old girls' :lol:

I see two large, spreading pools of bright yellow feline bile on our berber.

Are you sure he didn't just wet himself??? :unsure: ......and is it legal to keep a Open Original Shared Linkchap under such conditions :blink:;)

I am supposed to wait eight hours, then whip that towel off and I should be astounded.

I'm sure you will be!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
Are you sure he didn't just wet himself??? :unsure: ......and is it legal to keep a Open Original Shared Linkchap under such conditions

:lol::lol:

Yes, we've had this North African gent staying with us for some time. I'm trying to find an anti-stain product to spray on his skin that won't cause a rash....you'd think that kitty puke would just wipe right off his body, but no. He and my Brazilian get along quite well...I am trying to launch a mini UN here, you see.

(..berber is a brand of carpeting on this side o' the pond....) :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Are you sure he didn't just wet himself??? :unsure: ......and is it legal to keep a Open Original Shared Linkchap under such conditions :blink:;)

:lol::lol::lol:

I'm thinking that maybe David's surprise is a quick trip to Las Vegas to tie the knot . . . in which case, the yeti should skip the tux and get himself an Open Original Shared Link.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I'm thinking that maybe David's surprise is a quick trip to Las Vegas to tie the knot . . . in which case, the yeti should skip the tux and get himself an Open Original Shared Link.

VEGAS!!!!!!!!!......ELVIS THEMED WEDDING!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol: OMG!!!!!! ....I can't WAIT!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

.......MUST email David!!!!!!.......Open Original Shared Link one's only $299!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
.......MUST email David!!!!!!.......Open Original Shared Link one's only $299!!!!!

:lol::lol:

Nikki!! Did you see this line:

(The Minister's Donation is extra if the package is used as an official wedding.)

So, do you think some people do it just for fun and NOT get married? . . . Well, that's just sacrilegious!!!!

:lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Ow Nikki- still smarting from your pinch as I FORGOT it was a leap year!

His ears are huge and stick out a fair amount....

Now, as in Hawthorne's The Birthmark, I can think of little else, and throughout the movie these ears distracted me endlessly. Even as the catatonic Anne was led to the chopping block, her sister distraught and swooning, the music swelling...all I could see were the ears... <_<

Oops.......it really is an interesting study of Tudor England....so one should see it...Just, um......don't even begin to notice the ears, and you should be fine.

Oh sad...just looked him up. He is VERY VERY handsome. His ears are actually somewhat endEARing.

At least they're not <-------------------------------------------------

THIS BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Always steer clear of the yellow snow!!!! It is not an orange flavored snow cone as my mom would tell me.

Tee hee! Use WHITE snow to make your snow margaritas. Otherwise you'll be chasing your tequila with more than a lemon!!!!!! (Green emoticon)

Are you sure he didn't just wet himself??? :unsure: ......and is it legal to keep a Open Original Shared Linkchap under such conditions :blink:;)

Do Berber men make Berber rugs? :P

He and my Brazilian get along quite well...I am trying to launch a mini UN here, you see.

Oh my, if YOUr brazilian is in the UN, guess we don't need Spanish fly :P

VEGAS!!!!!!!!!......ELVIS THEMED WEDDING!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol: OMG!!!!!! ....I can't WAIT!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOO...I wanna be an internet bridesmaid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
So, do you think some people do it just for fun and NOT get married? . . . Well, that's just sacrilegious!!!!

:lol::lol:

I think they do!!! .....kinda wishing *I* had now ;):lol::lol::lol:

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