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nikki-uk Enthusiast
(Wondering if I'm too eager to eat poo........ NAH!)

*snigger*...well p'raps a tad ;)

What about GrEy hair??? ....will that go as well???

So many questions...we need a conference call with the ripper......STAT (hee-hee ....lurve saying that, all American like)


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jerseyangel Proficient

:D Nikki said "p'raps" :D

S-i-l-l-i-e-s (I'm whining :P )--

I'm on a diet :o Have to get this heinous 20 pounds off--STAT --and get the BP down to manageable levels ;)

Alas, I need to give up the grains and sugar I am so fond of....I do so much better (and my stomach does, too) without them <_< All I have to say is--why does the stuff that is the worst for us taste the best? :angry: Gawd :angry:

Ok--got that out of my system.....if I get grouchy, ya'll will know why :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

How exciting Alex's wedding is upon us!

Aren't you the one who posted about having a small affair in the gab section Alex? What did you end up deciding?

That's a perfect father/daughter dance song I think. It seems lately (and for the last handful of years) everyone is choosing "Butterfly Kisses".

I don't turn up for ONE day & you guys are eating sh%t ???!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

:lol: Nikki

You guys can forget anyone new coming in here and staying now with this topic of conversation.

Gawd Emily--this was ours....

It was the 70's...what can I tell ya.. :P

Patti rocking out to the Carpenters!!!!! :lol::lol: Great song choice, I actually do love the Carpenters....

One of my favorite movie moments, that just so happens to involve the Carpenters:

Open Original Shared Link

I'm on a diet :o Have to get this heinous 20 pounds off--STAT --and get the BP down to manageable levels ;)

Alas, I need to give up the grains and sugar I am so fond of....I do so much better (and my stomach does, too) without them <_< All I have to say is--why does the stuff that is the worst for us taste the best? :angry: Gawd :angry:

Ok--got that out of my system.....if I get grouchy, ya'll will know why :lol:

Glad you shared Patti, I am too........on a diet. BUT I HATE the word diet, so I am going to call it something else.

Not sure what exactly, but I must get off all of this edema and swelling PRONTO and the only thing that does it is taking out grains and sugars out of my diet :(

I will be a grouchy, moody, no pooping very unhappy camper...but I will not be swollen like a air balloon <_<

nikki-uk Enthusiast
One of my favorite movie moments, that just so happens to involve the Carpenters:

Open Original Shared Link

Superb :lol:

I will be a grouchy, moody, no pooping very unhappy camper...but I will not be swollen like a air balloon <_<

No pooping??....so <scribbling down ''Julie NOT up for Ripper's challenge of eternal good health''

>

WAit :unsure: ...it IS your OWN poo you have to eat???.......('cos to eat someone elses would be grosse :blink: )

elye Community Regular
You know... I never got in on the feet/butt face conversation because it was too freaky-gross. This one though, is doable.

I'll quote Patti on this one: :blink::blink::lol:

Um............A little bum growing out of yer head is just too freaky-gross.....but eating a turd of poop is manageable?..... :huh::lol:

Could we also get a clarification on the source? And what that source was eating?

Nope. No clarification.

Um.........again.......

There is some fecal matter that would be acceptable to ingest, and others not?

And what has been digested really matters??

:blink::blink::lol:

You guys can forget anyone new coming in here and staying now with this topic of conversation.

:lol::lol:

I've seen about four newbie names checking us out in the last couple of hours - - their names flash on....then boom! Gone......

Glad you shared Patti, I am too........on a diet. BUT I HATE the word diet, so I am going to call it something else.

Oh! What shall we name it instead?

Catherine?

Douglas?

Howard?

I'm starting my maintenance Maureen tomorrow ..... :lol:

Sounds so much nicer.

elye Community Regular
WAit :unsure: ...it IS your OWN poo you have to eat???.......('cos to eat someone elses would be grosse :blink: )

OMG..... :lol::lol:

Yes, of course....eatin' yer OWN would be okay......

:blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
We're still trying to choose between two songs for our first dance: Better Together by Jack Johnson or Into the Mystic by Van Morrison. Better Together seems more like a wedding song but at the same time seems a little clich

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
I'll quote Patti on this one:

Um............A little bum growing out of yer head is just too freaky-gross.....but eating a turd of poop is manageable?.....

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Nothing makes sense here in the vortex, now do it?

Um.........again.......

There is some fecal matter that would be acceptable to ingest, and others not?

And what has been digested really matters??

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

<that was a stack o' laughs that makes an exclamation point>

OMG.....

Yes, of course....eatin' yer OWN would be okay......

:blink:

*snort*

mad :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
:D Nikki said "p'raps" :D

S-i-l-l-i-e-s (I'm whining :P )--

I'm on a diet :o Have to get this heinous 20 pounds off--STAT --and get the BP down to manageable levels ;)

Alas, I need to give up the grains and sugar I am so fond of....I do so much better (and my stomach does, too) without them <_< All I have to say is--why does the stuff that is the worst for us taste the best? :angry: Gawd :angry:

Ok--got that out of my system.....if I get grouchy, ya'll will know why :lol:

I am on a diet too....none of my clothes from last summer fit....I am up to 170.... :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: I used to be 155 and that was up from what I was....but when you outgrow your clothes in a matter of months.....So been eating better and also the working out....I am hopeful that I can get somewhere...so far no luck though....

Good News....still not using sleeping pills!!!!!! Oh Sillies what a wonderful time!

jerseyangel Proficient
Actually, I would love to have had that Love and Marriage video playing on a big screen behind us as we danced....such fabulous footage of great romantic screen moments.... :)

Yes, would have been a sight to behold! :D

One of my favorite movie moments, that just so happens to involve the Carpenters:

Open Original Shared Link

Glad you shared Patti, I am too........on a diet. BUT I HATE the word diet, so I am going to call it something else.

Not sure what exactly, but I must get off all of this edema and swelling PRONTO and the only thing that does it is taking out grains and sugars out of my diet :(

I will be a grouchy, moody, no pooping very unhappy camper...but I will not be swollen like a air balloon <_<

Loved that clip, Julie :lol: --great to see John Candy again and David Spade looked so young!

I'm right there with you on the sugar and grains--what the heck is it about them that just hold every drop of fluid <_< We can be grouchy together :)

Oh! What shall we name it instead?

Catherine?

Douglas?

Howard?

How about pain in the rear end? :P

Sillies - - I have SOOOOOOOOOOOOOo much to do - - - just got - this past weekend - our massive mahogany dining table and chairs from childhood home - - quite large and regal and.......serious looking. :unsure: Not my first choice - - but - - looks important and stately - - I"d pick an old French farm table if I had tons of money..........so anywho, I've decided I quite like it and.........am going to add some whimsy by upholstering the chairs in a heavy and coloUrful ikat fabric........

Your decorating ideas sound quite lovely :D You have your work cut out for ya though, girlfriend!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

<that was a stack o' laughs that makes an exclamation point>

Now that cracked me up!

I am on a diet too....none of my clothes from last summer fit....I am up to 170.... :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: I used to be 155 and that was up from what I was....but when you outgrow your clothes in a matter of months.....So been eating better and also the working out....I am hopeful that I can get somewhere...so far no luck though....

Good News....still not using sleeping pills!!!!!! Oh Sillies what a wonderful time!

Great news about the sleeping pills--so you'll be joining in on the dieting (or Maureen'ing, or pain in the rear'ing) The lack of sugar is making me wackl :blink:

I've been busted by the emoticon police.....Gawd....

Jestgar Rising Star
There is some fecal matter that would be acceptable to ingest, and others not?

And what has been digested really matters??

:blink::blink::lol:

I just need to have a clear understanding of what I'm getting in to. Research the options and all that.

Jestgar Rising Star

And with regard to Maureening, I've been grain/starch/sugar free since Friday. I am pleased to announce that I woke up this morning and the first thing that entered my brain was "Holy Crap!! I don't hurt!!!"

There are actually a few twinges, but I had to look for them :rolleyes:

I guess I'm de-pain in the rear'ing :)

jerseyangel Proficient
And with regard to Maureening, I've been grain/starch/sugar free since Friday. I am pleased to announce that I woke up this morning and the first thing that entered my brain was "Holy Crap!! I don't hurt!!!"

There are actually a few twinges, but I had to look for them :rolleyes:

I guess I'm de-pain in the rear'ing :)

Well now--this is encouraging news! :D

...and I'm really happy to hear that you're feeling better, Jess. How is the rash?

Ridgewalker Contributor
I'll quote Patti on this one: :blink::blink::lol:

Um............A little bum growing out of yer head is just too freaky-gross.....but eating a turd of poop is manageable?..... :huh::lol:

Only with the proper incentive, my friends! :lol:

Nope. No clarification.

Um.........again.......

There is some fecal matter that would be acceptable to ingest, and others not?

And what has been digested really matters??

:blink::blink::lol:

Ok you guys are going to hate me for this, but--

Yes, it totally matters what was eaten! Think about it... corn? I would find it much easier to down a smooth homogeneous poop, than one that was... chunky.

Ok, you can all throw up on me now. :ph34r::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Sarah,

I've been meaning to tell you how cute that picture of Ez is :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Yes, it totally matters what was eaten! Think about it... corn? I would find it much easier to down a smooth homogeneous poop, than one that was... chunky.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I hate it when you guys make me laugh out loud at work :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Well now--this is encouraging news! :D

...and I'm really happy to hear that you're feeling better, Jess. How is the rash?

The rash is actually going away too.

I just don't understand how a diet of potato chips and cheetos could have an adverse affect on my health :blink:

Kaycee Collaborator
Oh! What shall we name it instead?

Catherine?

Douglas?

Howard?

I'm starting my maintenance Maureen tomorrow ..... :lol:

Sounds so much nicer.

Yes I will let you rename dieting Catherine. Well this one feels like she has been on a diet forever, so it is probably quite fitting to give it my name. The diet of my choice now is low carb..............Cathy's carb control.

I like the sound o Maureen mintenance, as I have a good friend who lost a heap of weigh at least 10 years ago, and hasn't put any back on!

Cathy

jerseyangel Proficient
I just don't understand how a diet of potato chips and cheetos could have an adverse affect on my health :blink:

Imagine that ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

oh dear gawwwwwwwd.......smooth versus chunky?????????????? it really MATTERS?????????

:blink:

:huh:

:lol:

:lol:

:vomitface:

elye Community Regular
Yes, it totally matters what was eaten! Think about it... corn? I would find it much easier to down a smooth homogeneous poop, than one that was... chunky.

Gaaaaahhhhhhh.....

GROSS ME OUT THE DOOR.......... :blink::blink::o

But you're right, Sarah. Nothing chunky. Something that's been, like....Cuisinart-ed, maybe....

Good news about the de-paining, Jess. :)

So, the newspaper photographer just came over and took shots of The Ripper and me. I wanted to submit some of my photos from Walmart frames, but the Letters Editor didn't find the idea too workable....or sane. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
So, the newspaper photographer just came over and took shots of The Ripper and me.

Very cool! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: :lol:

True... I don't think Brian would ever kiss me again, perfect body-fat % or no. Weak stomach. Hmm.... I'd do it anyway! :lol:

The man won't eat eggs that haven't come from the store . . . nope!!! he ain't kissin' you!!! :lol::lol:

And with regard to Maureening, I've been grain/starch/sugar free since Friday. I am pleased to announce that I woke up this morning and the first thing that entered my brain was "Holy Crap!! I don't hurt!!!"

There are actually a few twinges, but I had to look for them :rolleyes:

I guess I'm de-pain in the rear'ing :)

:lol::lol: Jess, I'm glad you're seeing results!! You should get sumfin' for all your sacrifices!!!

Yes, it totally matters what was eaten! Think about it... corn? I would find it much easier to down a smooth homogeneous poop, than one that was... chunky.

Ok, you can all throw up on me now. :ph34r::lol:

OMGAAAAAWWWDDDD!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol: Has anyone else noticed that the grosser the topic, the more involved (and helarryus) Sarah is!!!

You all are crackin' me up big time!!!

I'm back from the big shindig. There were a little over 900 people there so I guess I slightly exagerated before. Didn't spill anything on myself during the meal or trip on the way up the steps. Read my letter and didn't embarrass myself so I'm glad about that. All in all, I'm happy. Our gal didn't win top honors but what an amazing feat to be one of the top 6 finalist out of over 900 nominations. I've got a headache!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
I just don't understand how a diet of potato chips and cheetos could have an adverse affect on my health :blink:

Hmmmmm, that's the one I'm on . . . is that a problem??

elye Community Regular
OMGAAAAAWWWDDDD!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol: Has anyone else noticed that the grosser the topic, the more involved (and helarryus) Sarah is!!!

Yes, but Sarah has her limits, don't forget. She'll get as gross as eating poop from questionable sources...but little feet dangling from her chin? THAT is just too far......

:lol:

There were a little over 900 people there so I guess I slightly exagerated before. Didn't spill anything on myself during the meal or trip on the way up the steps. Read my letter and didn't embarrass myself so I'm glad about that. All in all, I'm happy.

:) Janet! I'm off to find the youtube clip.......

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