Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I just took a quick gander at the "moderating team" . . . looks much shorter than it used to . . . I don't think you were the only one, Bev.

Laura!!!! Watch out!!! Don't let Scott see you on here!!!!

:lol:

Yes - I see that flagbaby is gone, also celiac3270......can't remember who else was there......

Janet---don't tell anyone ;)

:lol: :lol: quelle scandale!!!!!

:lol:

---:huh:

:mellow:

--- :P

:wacko:

--- B)

:o

random stack o' smileys


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
elye Community Regular

WOW! This is exciting.....something clandestine's afoot.....

I think that any moderator who partakes in superfluous question-and-answer activity, who admits that they might eat fecal matter and sprout a little bum on their forehead, well...I think they may be watched very carefully, and perhaps let go.

Is it a mere coincidence that Moderator Amanda received official notice of "jury duty?" Amanda, don't believe it - - it's a ruse. You'll be instructed to go to a federal-looking building, and arranged in a room with other potential "jurors" for questioning. They will really be other moderators, about to face the potential axe. You could very well face Scott himself for the questioning. Be calm and stay on your toes. He'll try to trip you up, asking how you feel about parades, David Hasselhoff, hovering, anal glands......be strong.

Yep, methinks Scott is worried about Sillies in official forum positions......

:lol::lol:

. . . and I suggest that we all disperse to the various threads in this forum and give all the newbies advice on how to follow a gluten-free Edna . . .

There could be a couple of literal gluten-free Ednas on here...hafta check the signatures before we impart this advice....

um.......yeah, there are many who are no longer active - - did they get fired?

Chances are great that they appeared for jury duty shortly before they lost Moderator Status....

:huh::lol:

OMG - I've had Weezee for over five years - - and never, not once, has she howled at a siren, or done anything except perk up her ears (except for once, when my mom just babysat her)..........and now..........just now........the longest, mournful wail, followed by whimpering - - what does it mean? :huh:

Mygawd...Scott has the cops out........... :o:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

ohh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd :lol: :lol:

WOW! This is exciting.....something clandestine's afoot.....

I think that any moderator who partakes in superfluous question-and-answer activity, who admits that they might eat fecal matter and sprout a little bum on their forehead, well...I think they may be watched very carefully, and perhaps let go.

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

now THIS actually caused a great, heaving, full guffaw and chortle - nearly spit my wine out

Is it a mere coincidence that Moderator Amanda received official notice of "jury duty?" Amanda, don't believe it - - it's a ruse. You'll be instructed to go to a federal-looking building, and arranged in a room with other potential "jurors" for questioning. They will really be other moderators, about to face the potential axe. You could very well face Scott himself for the questioning. Be calm and stay on your toes. He'll try to trip you up, asking how you feel about parades, David Hasselhoff, hovering, anal glands......be strong.

*snooooooooort*

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Mygawd...Scott has the cops out........... :o:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:wacko:

wackl, I tell you, just wackl

:lol: Susie is pleased

jerseyangel Proficient

All this intrigue has gotten my mind off my Edna woes :lol:

I'm eating a bowl of banana and frozen blueberries--I'm trying to delude myself that it's just as good as ice cream <_<:D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
All this intrigue has gotten my mind off my Edna woes :lol:

I'm eating a bowl of banana and frozen blueberries--I'm trying to delude myself that it's just as good as ice cream

Intrigue :lol:

Edna. <_< I hate her. :angry:

Read my post in that.......binge-eating section. No - wait - that's not what it was called. It was about......eating and still being hungry. Yeah, that's it.

OMG - Kissey is coming home tomorrow and...........we can't even BREATHE without each other. :lol::huh:

We have been on the phone about - 50 times a day (an exaggeration) this week.

This is inordinately entertaining to me, the girl who could hardly stand to have anyone around for too long.

We are sickening.

:wub:

I miss my Kissey. I MISS MY KISSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

<sorry>

jerseyangel Proficient
This is inordinately entertaining to me, the girl who could hardly stand to have anyone around for too long.

This makes me so happy! :D

Just one more night--he'll be back before ya know it ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
This makes me so happy! :D

Just one more night--he'll be back before ya know it ;)

Makes me happy too, Patti.........I think you have an idea. :)

Yes - tomorrow -- but he'll be home at midnight, and I"ll be asleep.

There's always next week. :lol:

Last night, he drank NINE beers........and passed out........but wasn't that drunk.......it was most curious. Today, he finds out, they were non-alcoholic. :lol: :lol: We could not figure out why such a huge quantity was consumed and he was still talking/standing..........................he passed out from fatigue/insomnia - not beer. :lol:


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



jerseyangel Proficient
Last night, he drank NINE beers........and passed out........but wasn't that drunk.......it was most curious. Today, he finds out, they were non-alcoholic. :lol: :lol: We could not figure out why such a huge quantity was consumed and he was still talking/standing..........................he passed out from fatigue/insomnia - not beer. :lol:

:lol: Gawd!

Poor guy--he was tired :(:P

psawyer Proficient
Phunny, but here we haven't seen a jump in food prices - - yet....(looking askance for wood to knock). Dunno why this would be. Oracle Peter?

Wait for it, it will come. The folks who think ethanol is a cleaner fuel don't understand the the energy used to create the ethanol is more than the energy that the ethanol provides. At the same time, ethanol is made from crops that would otherwise be used as food. Hey, what a fan-f***ing-tastic idea: let's turn food into motor fuel.

I've been de-moderatored by Scott- OK- who turned me in? :ph34r::P (he said it was because I haven't been actively moderating- uh huh, sure :P )

I don't know what the criteria Scott looked at were. If you missed the cut, it must be something other than just reading and posting. Perhaps he has a way of knowing how many times you actually used your moderator privileges to do something.

Names no longer on the list that come to mind include: bean, celiac3270, flagbabyds, KaitiUSA as well as mtndog. There may be others. Scott's message to me about this implies that if you are still active and want to be reinstated you can send him a message (PM?) and he will likely reactivate you.

Darn210 Enthusiast
I'm eating a bowl of banana and frozen blueberries--I'm trying to delude myself that it's just as good as ice cream <_<:D

Had to read this twice . . . I'm sure it was because of the recent conversation . . . the first time through, I read "I'm eating a bowel of banana and frozen blueberries".

Green12 Enthusiast
Gawd--let's all be pissy about our Edna's together :angry::angry::angry:

Patti said "let's all be pissy" :lol:

. . . and I suggest that we all disperse to the various threads in this forum and give all the newbies advice on how to follow a gluten-free Edna . . . and then we shall receive a whole bunch of these :huh::huh::huh:

:lol:

OMG - I've had Weezee for over five years - - and never, not once, has she howled at a siren, or done anything except perk up her ears (except for once, when my mom just babysat her)..........and now..........just now........the longest, mournful wail, followed by whimpering - - what does it mean? :huh:

Perhaps Weezee is being pissy about her Edna as well....mourning the loss of her beloved sweets and treats.

WOW! This is exciting.....something clandestine's afoot.....

I think that any moderator who partakes in superfluous question-and-answer activity, who admits that they might eat fecal matter and sprout a little bum on their forehead, well...I think they may be watched very carefully, and perhaps let go.

Is it a mere coincidence that Moderator Amanda received official notice of "jury duty?" Amanda, don't believe it - - it's a ruse. You'll be instructed to go to a federal-looking building, and arranged in a room with other potential "jurors" for questioning. They will really be other moderators, about to face the potential axe. You could very well face Scott himself for the questioning. Be calm and stay on your toes. He'll try to trip you up, asking how you feel about parades, David Hasselhoff, hovering, anal glands......be strong.

:lol: ......this whole passage is a scream, I bolded it, underlined it it, and am adding a stack of laughs

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Wait for it, it will come. The folks who think ethanol is a cleaner fuel don't understand the the energy used to create the ethanol is more than the energy that the ethanol provides. At the same time, ethanol is made from crops that would otherwise be used as food. Hey, what a fan-f***ing-tastic idea: let's turn food into motor fuel.

:lol: Peter, that's why you are the Oracle

Speaking of flagbabyds, I've missed little Molly

Green12 Enthusiast
PS I've been de-moderatored by Scott- OK- who turned me in? :ph34r::P (he said it was because I haven't been actively moderating- uh huh, sure :P )

:o

I hope you are going to get a nice severance package

Last night, he drank NINE beers........and passed out........but wasn't that drunk.......it was most curious. Today, he finds out, they were non-alcoholic. :lol: :lol: We could not figure out why such a huge quantity was consumed and he was still talking/standing..........................he passed out from fatigue/insomnia - not beer. :lol:

:lol:

He'll be home before you know it :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies!

I finally got my IPOD working again last night, if I knew 4 months ago restoring it to factory settings would be the answer than I would have done that :P But alas I did not.

How is everyone today...I sure do hope it gets to be warm out again, its May and the temp this morning was 40! :huh: Nuts!

Well I guess it is time to get some work done....I hear that is a requirement around here.

Talk to you all later

jerseyangel Proficient

Good morning Amanda--and Sillies everywhere :D

Had to be up and about early--my cutie-patootie plumber was here already....we sprung a small leak under the sink that he replaced in February. Turned out to be a defective seal, so he phixed it for phree. Woo-Hoo! :D

Susie--Kissey comes home tonight!!!!! Woo-Hoo again!!!!!

Well, how is everyone the morning after the Great Moderator Upset last night? Bev--are you going to ask to be re-instated or just say the heck with it? Looks to me like everyone else removed was totally inactive--but you are a regular contributor. :huh:

Ha Janet--since no one offered total perfect health and a svelte body, it was simply a bowl of fruit, not a bowel. :lol:

Julie--I'm doing really well on the Edna....not always happy about it, but sticking to it and feeling pretty well actually. Jeans getting looser (Mark mentioned it last night :) )--just have to keep plugging along. How about you? Any more baby steps? :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Julie-- Any more baby steps? :rolleyes:

. . . towards the coat rack treadmill?

jerseyangel Proficient
. . . towards the coat rack treadmill?

Yeah Julie--have you actually made contact yet? :P

elye Community Regular

Morning, all!

Just checked the morning paper - - The Ripper isn't in there, yet. He's driving me nuts..."Will it be in tomorrow?! By the weekend? WHEN?!"

Pretty exciting for a kid... :)

Hey, what a fan-f***ing-tastic idea: let's turn food into motor fuel.

:lol::lol:

I was chatting with my mom yesterday about the whole world economy/cost of living/fossil fuel crisis, and she said, I believe, this exact sentence, Peter....

I don't know what the criteria Scott looked at were. If you missed the cut, it must be something other than just reading and posting. Perhaps he has a way of knowing how many times you actually used your moderator privileges to do something.

What is this?..... :huh:<_<

One can use moderator "privileges" to do certain things? This could, surely, lead to abuse of one's position. Does one get forum lunches and company vehicles? What else, exactly, does the moderator status allow one to do besides read and post?....

Does a moderator get more emoticons? larger quotation quotas? Immunity from the "report" button? Hmmmmmm, what is going on?...... We little, ordinary members need to investigate all this.....

:lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Does a moderator get more emoticons? larger quotation quotas? Immunity from the "report" button?

Oh yes, all that and more!--NOT! :lol:

Privilages = duties. Pinning, de-spamming, general upkeep, booting out the occasional Troll....the usual B)

Darn210 Enthusiast
What is this?..... :huh:<_<

One can use moderator "privileges" to do certain things? This could, surely, lead to abuse of one's position. Does one get forum lunches and company vehicles? What else, exactly, does the moderator status allow one to do besides read and post?....

Does a moderator get more emoticons? larger quotation quotas? Immunity from the "report" button? Hmmmmmm, what is going on?...... We little, ordinary members need to investigate all this.....

:lol::lol:

Oh Bev . . . did you misuse your moderator privileges and delete the Brazilian Cheese Bread thread??? Were you demoderated because you took revenge against a recipe you didn't like??? . . . thought nobody would notice it was gone, huh??

jerseyangel Proficient
Oh Bev . . . did you misuse your moderator privileges and delete the Brazilian Cheese Bread thread??? Were you demoderated because you took revenge against a recipe you didn't like??? . . . thought nobody would notice it was gone, huh??

M-m-m....it's all coming together now....

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Afternoon peeps and....

PINCH PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm terribly late, apologies.

One can use moderator "privileges" to do certain things? This could, surely, lead to abuse of one's position. Does one get forum lunches and company vehicles?

Free health care plan and a lifetime supply of bananas?? :unsure:

We little, ordinary members need to investigate all this.....

We do indeed Em - but :unsure: careful!!!

The mods outnumber the mere mortals on this this thread!! :blink:

Oh yes, all that and more!--NOT! :lol:

Privilages = duties. Pinning, de-spamming, general upkeep, booting out the occasional Troll....the usual B)

Yeah rrrrright ;)

'Brazilian cheese thread' sounds kind of seedy to me anyway :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
'Brazilian cheese thread' sounds kind of seedy to me anyway :lol:

I think it's code for something... :o

Green12 Enthusiast
I finally got my IPOD working again last night, if I knew 4 months ago restoring it to factory settings would be the answer than I would have done that :P But alas I did not.

How is everyone today...I sure do hope it gets to be warm out again, its May and the temp this morning was 40! :huh: Nuts!

Glad you got your ipod up and running again Amanda :)

We have snow here today :(

Julie--I'm doing really well on the Edna....not always happy about it, but sticking to it and feeling pretty well actually. Jeans getting looser (Mark mentioned it last night :) )--just have to keep plugging along.

How about you? Any more baby steps? :rolleyes:

Glad to hear it Patti!

I'm very slowly plugging along, only on day 3 here :lol: Taking out dairy/casein is on the agenda today. Doing well staying away from sugar. Dairy and sugar are my biggest offenders.

. . . towards the coat rack treadmill?

:lol:

Yeah Julie--have you actually made contact yet? :P

:lol:

I have made contact :lol: I also have been using my rebounder.

'Brazilian cheese thread' sounds kind of seedy to me anyway :lol:

:lol: Nikki, very seedy indeed!

Happy first day of the month to you too. And today is a special first day of the month, it's May Day!!!

(and I am looking out the window at a heavy snow fall :huh: , what's wrong with that picture?!?!)

jerseyangel Proficient

Oh no Julie--not snow on May Day!!! Just doesn't seem right.

Is this normal for you out there, or just a fluke? It's nice and sunny here, a little cool.

Glad to hear that you're on the treadmill and the rebounder! Very impressive B) Good luck with the dairy--I've been off it for over 3 years now--for me not nearly as hard as sugar. That sugar is tough :(

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Happy first day of the month to you too. And today is a special first day of the month, it's May Day!!!

(and I am looking out the window at a heavy snow fall :huh: , what's wrong with that picture?!?!)

That's global warming for ya! :lol:

Bloomin' freezing here too Julie ....GADS I can't wait 'til I don't have to use the heating (chaaaa-ching!) :rolleyes:

It's been heavy rain for days,.....a slugs paradise

My joints don't like the damp :angry: (I clearly need to move to a warmer/dryer clime ;) )

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Join eNewsletter
    Donate

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):





    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):




  • Recent Activity

    1. - trents replied to Sarah Grace's topic in Related Issues & Disorders
      26

      Headaches / Migraines and Hypoglycaemia

    2. - knitty kitty replied to Sarah Grace's topic in Related Issues & Disorders
      26

      Headaches / Migraines and Hypoglycaemia

    3. - trents replied to Sarah Grace's topic in Related Issues & Disorders
      26

      Headaches / Migraines and Hypoglycaemia

    4. - Scott Adams replied to Russ H's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      1

      KAN-101 Treatment for Coeliac Disease

    5. - Scott Adams replied to miguel54b's topic in Related Issues & Disorders
      1

      Body dysmorphia experience


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      132,155
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    lfedas
    Newest Member
    lfedas
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.5k
    • Total Posts
      1m

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):





  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • trents
      This article does not address migraines at all.  Yes, red wine and sulfites are often mentioned in connection with migraine triggers. With me, any kind of alcoholic beverage in very modest amounts will reliably produce a migraine. Nitrous oxide generators, which are vaso dialators, also will give me migraines reliably. So, I think most of my migraines are tied to fluctuations vascular tension and blood flow to the brain. That's why the sumatriptan works so well. It is a vaso constrictor. 
    • knitty kitty
      Excessive dietary tyrosine can cause problems.  Everything in moderation.   Sulfites can also trigger migraines. Sulfites are found in fermented, pickled and aged foods, like cheese.  Sulfites cause a high histamine release.  High histamine levels are found in migraine.  Following a low histamine diet like the low histamine Autoimmune Protocol diet, a Paleo diet, helps immensely.    Sulfites and other migraine trigger foods can cause changes in the gut microbiome.  These bad bacteria can increase the incidence of migraines, increasing histamine and inflammation leading to increased gut permeability (leaky gut), SIBO, and higher systemic inflammation.   A Ketogenic diet can reduce the incidence of migraine.  A Paleo diet like the AIP diet, that restricts carbohydrates (like from starchy vegetables) becomes a ketogenic diet.  This diet also changes the microbiome, eliminating the bad bacteria and SIBO that cause an increase in histamine, inflammation and migraine.  Fewer bad bacteria reduces inflammation, lowers migraine frequency, and improves leaky gut. Since I started following the low histamine ketogenic AIP paleo diet, I rarely get migraine.  Yes, I do eat carbs occasionally now, rice or potato, but still no migraines.  Feed your body right, feed your intestinal bacteria right, you'll feel better.  Good intestinal bacteria actually make your mental health better, too.  I had to decide to change my diet drastically in order to feel better all the time, not just to satisfy my taste buds.  I chose to eat so I would feel better all the time.  I do like dark chocolate (a migraine trigger), but now I can indulge occasionally without a migraine after.   Microbiota alterations are related to migraine food triggers and inflammatory markers in chronic migraine patients with medication overuse headache https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11546420/  
    • trents
      Then we would need to cut out all meat and fish as they are richer sources of tyrosine than nuts and cheese. Something else about certain tyrosine rich foods must be the actual culprit. 
    • Scott Adams
      I agree that KAN-101 looks promising, and hope the fast track is approved. From our article below: "KAN-101 shows promise as an immune tolerance therapy aiming to retrain the immune system, potentially allowing safe gluten exposure in the future, but more clinical data is needed to confirm long-term effects."  
    • Scott Adams
      Thank you so much for having the courage to share this incredibly vivid and personal experience; it's a powerful reminder of how physical ailments can disrupt our fundamental sense of self. What you're describing sounds less like a purely psychological body dysmorphia and more like a distinct neurological event, likely triggered by the immense physical stress and inflammation that uncontrolled celiac disease can inflict on the entire body, including the nervous system. It makes complete sense that the specific sensory input—the pressure points of your elbows on your knees—created a temporary, distorted body map in your brain, and the fact that it ceased once you adopted a gluten-free diet is a crucial detail. Your intuition to document this is absolutely right; it's not "crazy" but rather a significant anecdotal data point that underscores the mysterious and far-reaching ways gluten can affect individuals. Your theory about sensory triggers from the feet for others is also a thoughtful insight, and sharing this story could indeed be validating for others who have had similar, unexplainable sensory disturbances, helping them feel less alone in their journey.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.