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nikki-uk Enthusiast
... .. .Er.....are your English repairman rather ugly, then?

Well yes...usually overweight 50 sumfin bloke with a paunch and an attitude e.g''sorry luv, I'll have to send off for the part --- yer pump's gone'' or words to that effect :rolleyes:

Av is my dad's dad. I exTREMEly resemble that side of the family, so that's what I'll look like in 30yrs. :)(or is it 15 .. . )

Why Phataugmn!!..surely 40 yrs at least ;)

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heres a llama theres a llama and another little llama

fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck

GAHHH!!!

LLAMAS!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Sarah's Whinery idea.... :lol: ...excellent !!!!!!!


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Oh heck SARAH!!!!!!

{{{HUGS}}}}

What can I say???....I'm hoping tomorrow WILL be a better day for you

My god you need a break !!!!!

The concept of not being able to wean yourself off of anti-depressants 'cos of $$'s is totally alien and I definitely should think myself lucky having the NHS to pick up the tab here in the UK.

It just seems wrong :(

elye Community Regular

Oh, Sarah!! :(:(:(

Bloody hell.

I'm really thinking about you. Wish there was something we could do, from so far away....wish I could send you some Effexor. LOTS of Effexor, so it would just not be a concern.

((((((HUGS))))))))

Oh, Nikki! An obese, bald, cigar-sucking repairman.....yeesh, I DO hope yer washer conks back in. :lol:

And Yes!! The llama lady! I'm dying to know your story.... .... ..llamas are lovely animals - - my kids love them. Gad.......please don't tell me your mother was killed by a llama, and you're trying to work your way through your grief by closely associating with elements of the tragedy....... . .... :unsure::huh:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I cannot wait to meet Patti.

I can't wait to meet you, Em :D I'm so looking forward to it!

Whoa!!! pSilladelphia's less than a month away!!

Can you believe it? :D:D

Now, if we could just get our west-coasters here....

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heres a llama theres a llama and another little llama

fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck

I love it!! :lol: Llamas have the most adorable faces! There used to be one at a farm not far from our house in NJ.

Ok, so if anyone denies us needful meds, we'll sic Patti on their ass!

I'll be forced to open a can of wup-ass on em! ;)

Turns out she was more concerned about the Prednisone than the Vicodin because of my blood pressure. She checked my bp again, and it's still really high- stroke level. :( So first thing, she's decided to put me on BP meds- a diuretic for now, just as Patti predicted. It's one of the meds she put my mom on. I think she (the doc) is thinking a lot of this might be hereditary, but pushed me again to quit smoking. :( <--- scared face.

Gawd Sarah....so much going on at once. Hopefully, the diuretic will do the trick. Really watch the salt, too. That helped me a lot when I finally actually did it. :ph34r:

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer

yes, This is the "llama lady" and no, no one in my family has had a tragic accident with a llama, however llamas are fuzzy, funny and are absolutely the CUTEST animals in the whole wide world! :lol: I do ,not own llamas, but, i REALLY WANT to own one someday! if only llamas were more acepted in the world. I dream of a world wherre llamas run wild and free through grassy plains and drink from crystal clear streams and all the llamas are happy and free!!!

but the question is, do they get celiac?

-llama lady, out

Jestgar Rising Star
yes, This is the "llama lady" and no, no one in my family has had a tragic accident with a llama, however llamas are fuzzy, funny and are absolutely the CUTEST animals in the whole wide world! :lol: I do ,not own llamas, but, i REALLY WANT to own one someday! if only llamas were more acepted in the world. I dream of a world wherre llamas run wild and free through grassy plains and drink from crystal clear streams and all the llamas are happy and free!!!

but the question is, do they get celiac?

-llama lady, out

well, guinea pigs can get scurvy. I know this does nothing to further your knowledge about either llamas or Celiac, but hey, you know something you didn't know before.

Green12 Enthusiast

Welcome back Nikki!!!!!!

Your mini holiday to bonnie Scotland sounded lovely. It is a dream of mine to visit there someday, AND Ireland and England......to my home lands :lol: (being that I'm Irish/Scottish/English...............and Native American thrown in there to round it off nicely :D )

Sarah, thanks for the link to all the crockpot recipes :)

Double ((((HUGS)))) to you and Bev!!!!!!!! You both are in my thoughts and I hope you guys set some relief soon :wub:

And Amanda, omgosh I am so sorry your jury experience has been so stressful :(

Susie, I know you are bummed about the job not working out, but I just know something else will come along. I think the winery position was just the beginning of all kinds of good possibilities to come.

I missed the conversations about grandparents, poop! I love talking about my grandparents. I enjoyed all your stories and the avatars, thanks for sharing :wub:

Hi llama lady!

I had something funny happen yesterday. I went shopping with my mom and when we got to the mall we parked beside this large tree that shaded the parking spot, thinking it would keep the car cooler while we shopped. So we shopped and then returned to the car and drove off......before we were out of the parking lot we heard this really LOUD screeching, like maybe we had ran over something. So we stopped and looked back, nothing to be seen, then we drove back around retracing our tracks, and still nothing. We kept hearing the sound as we started and stopped :huh: .

So then we thought, hmm, maybe something fell down from the car and we are dragging it. So we stop and get out of the car and walked around looking at all sides......nothing. So by now we look CRAZY, driving in circles around the parking lot, starting and stopping and starting and stopping, getting out of the car and walking around the car. So we get back in and drive off to Target across the street, still hearing the screeching sound.

Then we decide, maybe it's an animal that got under the car and up into something somehow? :blink: . Now we are both out of the car looking down under the car and all around the wheels, and yet again nothing. We were completely perplexed. We go into Target talking the entire time about what in the heck the noise could be coming from, all the way through checking out :lol: As we are walking back out to the car I spot something on the roof, when we get closer we see that there is a tree branch on top of the car, it must have fallen from the tree we parked under at the mall :rolleyes::rolleyes:

We could not stop laughing, the things we were imagining....running over some one in the parking lot, the car falling apart and dragging behind, or a maimed squirrel that had crawled up into the wheels.....and it was just a wee tree branch.


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elye Community Regular
well, guinea pigs can get scurvy. I know this does nothing to further your knowledge about either llamas or Celiac, but hey, you know something you didn't know before.

Yes, and apes can get hemmorroids (true!)....once again, nothing to further your llama knowledge... .. I'm afraid I just don't know too much about these lovely creatures. But you know something... ...there could very well be a predisposition to gluten intolerance within llamas. The wonky gene that generates celiac is also the gene that causes long eyelashes (again, true). The majority of llamas we see have gorgeous, long lashes....ergo.... . .. .

Hmmmm....I think maybe llamas look tired a lot of the time, as well. And kind of....sad....perhaps depressed, even. They seem like they cannot concentrate, at times... . ..

I think they very well could be fellow sufferers............ :rolleyes:<_<

I missed the conversations about grandparents, poop! I love talking about my grandparents. I enjoyed all your stories and the avatars, thanks for sharing :wub:

Julie! It is never too late! Tell us about them. :)

~alex~ Explorer

Thanks for all the kind words about our wedding picture! I put a front view up. I know it looks kind of cheesy and posed but it actually wasn't posed. Our photographer (a friend of ours) snapped it during the ceremony while our attendants were signing the registry.

I missed the conversations about grandparents, poop! I love talking about my grandparents. I enjoyed all your stories and the avatars, thanks for sharing :wub:

Ditto! Very enjoyable to read about. I am extremely blessed with my grandpa. He's taught me so many things. Despite losing his wife and only child prematurely, he has always modeled living with joyfulness, thankfulness, and a zest for life. I hope I can be like him!

curlyfries Contributor

Hello, all!!

Seems like many sillies (meself included) have been down in the dumps lately. I came across this so I thought I'd share.

Hope everyone feels better! ;)

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curlyfries Contributor

Here's another one......

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Mtndog Collaborator

Drive-by (or is it a Poop By?)..........

Sarah.......GEEZUS!!!!!!!!! PM me, I know that somewhere I have some info that might help you out. Or at least I know where to find it.

Alex- So lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Well- I went to the hospital and it turns out I have chemical burns under my dressing because of the reaction between alcohol and betadine they use to sanitize it when they change it. It hurts like heck but looks like it will be OK- next 24-48 hours will tell! Thanks y'all.

Yes- Patti has the nurturing side of a mom with the tenacity and protection of a bull dog! She's the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Well- I went to the hospital and it turns out I have chemical burns under my dressing because of the reaction between alcohol and betadine they use to sanitize it when they change it. It hurts like heck but looks like it will be OK- next 24-48 hours will tell! Thanks y'all.

:o Chemical burns! Who woulda thought....

Feel better, Bevvy :)

jerseyangel Proficient
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Hee Hee! :P

psawyer Proficient

Quick drop in, read to catch up, it is almost midnight, must be up early for a long, busy day.

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!

Great links last night, Lisa! :lol:

We're coming into the semi-finals in Jack's baseball league. Game this morning, and I believe he's pitching....... :unsure: :nervousmomface:

Must run, get my screaming voice ready for this AND DD's summer hockey game tonight.

Bev! Chemical burns?! Oh, gad. Feel better. Thinking of you.......

jerseyangel Proficient
We're coming into the semi-finals in Jack's baseball league. Game this morning, and I believe he's pitching....... :unsure: :nervousmomface:

Wish The Ripper luck for me! :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies,

I am back from my relaxing getaway to my moms. It is nice to be home. I am looking forward to being back at work. It felt odd to not be there last week. So we got lots of errands to run today. I want to go grab some gluten free goodies at the dillsburg store. I need to get a new cell phone. So a busy day ahead.

Yep Tom 2 weeks to Orlando!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Afternoon sillies!!!!

JULIE!!! Phunny tale :lol:

Busy day, this morning we went Open Original Shared Link - got loads of free samples of gluten-free food from the stalls :P ...I love a freebie :D

We then took the kids to Piccadilly Circus, whilst there we saw the actor Bill Nighy doing a bit of shopping (He's in 'Love Actually')

Positively starstruck.

Anyhoo, I found this and wondered whether Susie's Annie can do this??? :lol:

elye Community Regular
Anyhoo, I found this and wondered whether Susie's Annie can do this??? :lol:

:lol::lol:

My, that dog looks a lot like Annie. Perhaps it IS Annie! Susie, why haven't you told us about this large, bearded Aussie man who takes Annie out to singing engagements? :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Anyhoo, I found this and wondered whether Susie's Annie can do this??? :lol:

:o Not Annie but - - OMG - that looks - and sounds - exactly....and I mean exactly like my Stinker (except for when she was fat)...I often thought that she was mostly dingo......... I will play that thing over and over, wistfully remembering my girl - only the sound has to be off or Weezee goes crazy.....

Sillies - I pheel like krap........been reading along but got nothin' :lol: <wondering if my new green tea has somethin' bad in it> :unsure:

Julie :lol: :lol: that is SUCH a dingo-brained thing to do - tree branch atop car :lol:

Bevvy - OMG - burns??? :angry: so sorry about that, sweetie

Sarah - you gotta have yer drugs - - ohhhhhhhh you need a break - -

Alex - GORJUSS photo

Llama lady - hi :P and I would certainly think llamas could get celiac - my DOG had it for pete's sake

Patti :) hallooooooo

Peoter - nice to see you poop in

Janet - zoning? heinous.......and knee problems? MORE heinous....

Em - give a cheer out to the Ripper

Tom - where's Tom? Have the smoky skies obfuscated you from our view? was thinking of you on brothers'

birthdays.......

Amanda - welcome back!

NICOLA - an even BIGGER welcome back!

Lisa :lol: :lol:

Hello to Ryan

now who'd I forget? crap........I'll feel terrible if I've forgotten someone.......

Hello to Laura, Judy, Goosey, and other occasional posters but still residents of the 'Ville

goign to lie on the couch now :blink:

Daxin Explorer

Happy Weekend sillies. The Day Star has finally decided to grace us with it presence this morning, so I hope to get a chance to teach my dd how to ride her new bike, and get some yard work done. I think I was beginning to develop webbed feet this week.

elye Community Regular

Lots of rain up in Moose Jaw, Ryan? We just keep threatening, here.. .. ..heavy humidity, like we're going to get pounding rain, and it never happens to give us some relief. Ptaoughmghmn, I want yer dry, arid 100 degrees! Trade 'ja!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
. Ptaoughmghmn, I want yer dry, arid 100 degrees! Trade 'ja!

<_<

<_<

<_<

TRUST ME, you don't. Well, you might want it for a day or two, but, we're at 103 today, my air is set at 76 :ph34r: and it's still warm in this room where I'm wire-wrapping briolettes (crap, pair of earrings due at 6 this evening for my niece).............

I"LL TAKE YER RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quiet here........ :unsure: where are all the sillies? 'tis dark........scary.........lonely.........HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor
Hmmmm....I think maybe llamas look tired a lot of the time, as well. And kind of....sad....perhaps depressed, even.

Nahhhhhhh the dozen or so I've "known" seemed mostly content, w/ that sleepy look. :sleepyeyedcontentlongtoothyface:

Chem burns!!! AAAGH!!

Baseball semi-finals?!!!! How'd it go?

Sarah? Is today when your mom gets news/results?

Ptaoughmghmn, I want yer dry, arid 100 degrees! Trade 'ja!

:huh: :huh: I'm not IN Phx anymo'. I think 84 forecast here today, but it's only 78. That flirtin' w/ 100F was quite the anomoly for SJ. (Not for Phrez, I see)

And like soughsie says, you don't want 100+ for months. I know *I* won't miss Phx's 115+ days.

You can truly feel the 'radiation pressure' of the sun pounding you, and that temp is in the shade, and there ain't much shade. Even at only 110, it's gotta be over 130 in the sun. :ph34r:

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