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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Green12 Enthusiast
Wow, multiple pages of bra and boob talk.

:lol: This made me giggle Alex!!


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Jestgar Rising Star

Will make you sniffle:

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jerseyangel Proficient
Will make you sniffle:

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I have tears in my eyes.

CarlaB Enthusiast

You won't believe how long it took for me to get the turkey's done remark. :lol: :lol:

Sorry you don't feel good Bev. Are you on new meds yet?

:lol::lol: - Noooooo, Carla's the one willing to wear uncomfortable underwear to "torture" her husband . . . I'm thinking she's all for the AC/turkey timer option . . . 'tis more torture for the hubby!!!

Not uncomfortable underwear .... they're actually comfy even if they don't look it .... but the bras that make things look more interesting, aren't that comfortable .... but they also don't let you have the turkey timer look.

Why do they make mannequin look that way??? Who are the marketing clothes to anyway? I don't think women particularly like that look!

Oh... mah... GAH! :lol:

Carla got me to thinkin', and I just sent Brian a few frisky IMs at work... I think he may actually get home at a decent time tonight. :rolleyes: Which means I may actually get some help with dinner and Pod Children wrangling! :D

Now you're learning! He's going to want some wrangling tonight after those frisky PM's!

OK- here's a warning: do NOT attempt to highlight your hair when in a bad mood-

I need to remember that .... next time I get my hair highlighted and I'm in a bad mood, keep my mouth shut so the stylist stays in a good mood and doesn't screw up!

elye Community Regular

Just got back from Jack's final playoff baseball game.....

He's made it into the gold medal game this Saturday!!! :):):)

I did NOT coach third base this evening. I just screamed from the bleachers.....

And I wanna get a hug like Christian the Lion gives! :D

curlyfries Contributor
Well, actually.............Have you ever had a bra consultation at Sears?

:o:lol:

This put visions in my head of utilizing socket wrenches, crowbars and such! :blink:

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hey!!!!.........with those I might actually achieve cleavage! :P

Will make you sniffle:

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Awwwwwww!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Just got back from Jack's final playoff baseball game.....

He's made it into the gold medal game this Saturday!!! :):):)

Yea!!!!!! Congrats to The Ripper!!!!!! :D


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~alex~ Explorer
Well, actually.............Have you ever had a bra consultation at Sears?

:o:lol:

This put visions in my head of utilizing socket wrenches, crowbars and such! :blink:

:lol: Don't scare me guys! :lol: It's a good thing that all of those invasive GI tests have helped me overcome some of my body shyness. I will definitely need bring some back up along to give me a gentle firm push into the fitting room with the consultant. I feel like I'm going to be weighed, measured, and found wanting!

Will make you sniffle:

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That was so sweet. Some wild animals are so darn cute; I can see why people want them as pets even though it's such a bad idea. When we learned about the Amazon Rainforest in elementary school I did a project on the Open Original Shared Link and I thought they were the cutest animal ever and was so sad that I couldn't have one!

Green12 Enthusiast
Will make you sniffle:

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I LOVE this!!! I think Ellen had the video on her show. That is so neat that the lion remembered them when they were told that he wouldn't.

Just got back from Jack's final playoff baseball game.....

He's made it into the gold medal game this Saturday!!! :):):)

How exciting!!!!!!!!

Ugh! I have Bev'd so many things today, I had to go back......so much sillyness going around. I want to comment on each and everything!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ptaum, I heard your summons!)

Well........lots and lots of bra/boob talk..............here's what *I* have done: walked into a posh bra store, looked at the saleswomen <_< and announced:

"I DEFY you to find me a bra that fits, that does NOT have an underwire."

:huh: ( <---- their faces)

saleswoman: "what size are you?"

me: "well, 38A might work, but even that is too tight around the lats and ribcage." :angry:

saleswoman: "Oh. Well, I'm sorry, we don't have anything in that size." :mellow:

HARRUMPH!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: Give me an anal scope any day......taht involves drugs and lots of napping afterwards.

much to comment on sillies, but too tired and overwhelmed these days. :unsure: the chronic joblessness is really getting to me......... :( I can't even BRING THE SILLY.

I am supposed to go to the beach tomorrow, but we will see, Crazy G is acting, well, crazy, and not sure she can even GO tomorrow..........so who knows.

got nowt else.

Love to the sillies.

:wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

p.s.

new av.........it's me wif my bottle of St. George absinthe......SOOOOOOOOOOO yummy........ but look closely, on my right hand, middle finger, you can see my BLACKENED fingernail, from the huge windstorm that blew the front door shut and smashed it. :blink: I"ll have a black nail for the rest of my life, BTW, unless it falls off soon ('tis threatening to do that)..................

:)

CarlaB Enthusiast

Hey, good thing that lion recognized them or they might have been dinner!!! Cool video.

Susie, I had a black toe nail ... it fell off ... now the other one is partially black ... I have absolutely NO IDEA what I did to either of them! I bruise very easily, but that seems ridiculous. The second one looks like it will stay put ... I just polished over it :)

Mtndog Collaborator
So where the hell DOES Europe end????

This cracked me up...... :huh:

Nikki, yes things have clamed down. So far so good :)

Wait- Julie's got clams? Susie would rather have an anal probe than a bra fitting? :o

All kidding aside- I'm glad things have calmed down for Julie- now Ms SusieQ- you take care of YOU!

And I wanna get a hug like Christian the Lion gives! :D

That was BREATHTAKING....can you imagine? Thanks Jess- I REALLY needed that!

Yea!!!!!! Congrats to The Ripper!!!!!! :D

He found a bra that fits? :P Just teasing- GO RIPPER GO!!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor
I did NOT coach third base this evening.

And they STILL won??????

InCREDible!!!!!!!

Give me an anal scope any day......

Gah! Now there's one o' them scare-off-a-newbie sentences!!!

I am supposed to go to the beach tomorrow, but we will see,

<_< hope it works out.

You hear that Hwy1 is closed through some of Big Sur??

New-ish fire known as Coast Gallery Fire. :(

I'm feeling inspired to try my St. George phaeriequest again.

.. . .. ...maybe .. . ..

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies...today is the big FL day!!!!

Our plane leaves @ 9:25pm, I did our Southwest online checking and we are both in the "A" group to board so we board first which is nice :) I am scared now and I didn't sleep last night, and when I did sleep I slept on the couch...since I didn't want to disturb John sleeping peacefully. I have all those what-if's running through my head.

Anyway I am at work until 2 and then I leave for the day. We will finish up at the house and leave for BWI by 4:30. So its all good.

I feel we are pretty prepared for security and all. The people at Southwest have been very helpful all along answering my questions and telling me what to expect. I got some gluten free goodies last night to put in my bag.

Emily congrats to the ripper!!!!

elye Community Regular

Mornin', Sillies!

Well...... . . . .

MIL arrives this evening on a 7:15 flight from waaaaaaaaayyyyy up north. Here for eighteen days, ten of which we will be in the US..........whew. She will be staying here, looking after our ark of animals and the ark itself, going through our medicine cabinets, stumbling upon my account on c.com and consequently learning what I really have to say.......

Gad. (If a newbie shows up on here with a name like oldnorthernlady er sumfin', asking a lot of questions about elye, what kind of a mother/spouse I seem like.......GO EASY, PLEASE!)...

:huh::lol:

He found a bra that fits? Just teasing- GO RIPPER GO!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol:

I was walking around in my room in my bra and a pair of jeans. Jack came in and asked me, "Why do they call the crack between a lady's boobs Jesus, anyways?"

I turned to him and said, "Um.... .. it's called CLEAVAGE". :lol:

Boy, does that exchange ever open things up for comic revelry...... :lol::lol:

Susie! So glad you've checked in! You look beautiful in your pic, as always. Well, yer nail looks gross... ..but you look lurvely. :)

CarlaB Enthusiast
I am scared now

Why? Is it your first time flying? I have to fly all the time to see my doctor, feel free to ask if you're wondering anything. :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Why? Is it your first time flying? I have to fly all the time to see my doctor, feel free to ask if you're wondering anything. :)

Actually, this is the first time in 10 yrs, last trip on the plane was a very rough landing in stormy weather in Atlanta....that really turned me off. Then of course 9/11 didn't help....I bet once I get there I will feel better.

How often do you fly?

Jestgar Rising Star
I turned to him and said, "Um.... .. it's called CLEAVAGE". :lol:

:lol: :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast

I go to NY every fourth month. Then I go on business trips with Adam several time per year. So, I fly every couple months.

Very rarely have I ever had a tough landing. They practically do a strip search now (don't wear much jewelry, wear shoes that are easy to take off), so I don't think anything is getting through. My husband had toothpaste confiscated because it was over 3 oz. :wacko:

You'll be fine. Just get there early.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Ours is a work trip, and John is going along. We really make out when we are driving somewhere since then John is totally free, here I had to pay for his airline ticket.

CarlaB Enthusiast

Technically, I work for Adam .... though when I backslid, I stopped going in because I didn't feel good enough, and now it's summer, so I'm busy with the kids. But come fall, I'll be back ... so being on the payroll makes it so I can go for free. :D

This is a "business" trip .... he has a big job in Miami that we'll stop by and take some pictures of for his portfolio.

Green12 Enthusiast
Give me an anal scope any day......taht involves drugs and lots of napping afterwards.

:o

:lol:

I was wondering where you were, did you lose your mojo?? You MUST find the mojo and bring back the SILLY!!!!!!

Your finger, OUCH!!!! :(

Wait- Julie's got clams? Susie would rather have an anal probe than a bra fitting? :o

:o

:lol::lol: Bev!!!!

I am a dyslexic typer as it is, always inverting letters and such, makes for some FUN typos!! But it's even worse on my lap taop, dunno why, sticky keys or something.

Morning Sillies...today is the big FL day!!!!

Yay Amanda, today is the day!!!!!

Take lots of deep breaths, you'll be landing safe and sound in Fla before you know it :):)

MIL arrives this evening on a 7:15 flight from waaaaaaaaayyyyy up north.

I was walking around in my room in my bra and a pair of jeans. Jack came in and asked me, "Why do they call the crack between a lady's boobs Jesus, anyways?"

I turned to him and said, "Um.... .. it's called CLEAVAGE". :lol:

Oh no, not the MIL!!!!! :lol:

Jesus!!!! That is so cute, out of the mouth of babes :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi all :D

My quote thingy was acting up again this morning--bounced me back to the top of the page and then I hit the wrong key and lost the whole reply field......said the heck with it! :P

I'm back to try this again.....

Anyway, Amanda, have a good, safe trip. I hate to fly, too--just one of my many phobias......you'll be fine. Mark flies quite often, and I'm never scared about that :lol:

Emily.....the MIL is visiting again, I see :D I remember the last time.....all of your small, whispered posting :lol: Actually leaving the country during such a visit---I'll have to remember that one :lol:

It is nice that she will be there whilst you are all here--someone in the house (albeit possible snooping) will be so much safer ;)

Glad you're doing better, Julie. :) We need to dust off the Design Star thread!

Souczie!!!!! I missed you :D Working, not working....it's a constant internal tug of war. I understand ;) I worry about you when you're absent for a while.....

Gee, what else--this not being able to quote is a royal pain.....

Pataughmn--did you see the phaerie? :P

Where's PeOter? And Gian-knit?

Ridgewalker Contributor

Took my last Effexor the day before yesterday, and I'm feeling some withdrawal issues. :( Got sick to my stomach, rapid heartbeat, shock-like tingles last night. I took a phenergan (Rx anti-nausea) and that helped. Today I'm emotional like crazy... There's a woman over in the pregnancy forum who found out she was pregnant the same day she was diagnosed with Celiac, and she's really scared that she's going to miscarry... I wrote what I hope was an encouraging reply, but got all teary eyed while I was doing it. Sigh...

I do have a phunny to report, though. You know how Ezra is obsessed with super heroes and super villains? Well Lucas fixed them both some turkey dogs in the microwave, with my supervision. Because it's always a good idea to repeat myself, I reminded them--

"Now don't forget, you're only allowed to use the microwave when I'm right here. You're NOT allowed to use it without my supervision."

Ezra walked slowly up to me, and laid one hand gently on my arm. Wide eyes, awe in his voice. "Mom... you have... SUPER Vision?"

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