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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Ridgewalker Contributor
WOW!!!! I'll say! I was expecting to see some great handyman type projects, but your dad is a talented artist!!!!!!

Sarah!! What incredible work your dad has done! He is a gifted artist. Makes me want to give myself a shake, get up off me idle arse and begin creating artwork again.....sigh.......

I know. ^_^ He's awesome. I will get after him- when he puts up some current pics, I'll let you guys know. He landscapes, he's a builder, he writes music, sings and plays guitar... all really well. Why didn't I get any of that? <ahttps://www.celiac.com/uploads/emoticons/default_blink.png' alt=':blink:'> He's also a good writer. A snippet from the essay on Open Original Shared Link:

(written in the form of a press release/question and answer session)

"You can see just below the watermelon filled belly that Tiki Man has huge feet. Oh yes, yes, what is it?"

"Stynky Fet, American Podiatrists Association. He only has four toes."

"And?"

"Well, that's quite unusual isn't it? I mean five toes are the standard and it seems to me that he could keep his balance better..."

"Excuse me, Stinky Feet. He only..."

"That's Stynky Fet, Sir...

"Oh, sorry Stinky Feet Sir. He only has four toes because of the size of his feet. They are wider than his body. If he had a fifth toe, it would stick out so far on the side of his foot that he would always be stubbing it on something. Makes sense doesn't it Stinky?"

"Stynky!"

"Of course."


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elye Community Regular

What a dad, Sarah! What does he NOT do? You must put up a pic of him....I am fascinated by and infatuated with all artisans....... :D

OMG yes!!! and do provide an illustration as well, for the illiterate people you come across!

Hmmmmm....yes, the illiterate individuals..... . . . .could provide an illustration, or I could now use American Sign Language. Only thing is, I only know "penis", "vagina", "lesbian" and "helicopter". Well, I could just start up a line of conversation where I only need to use those words. Not a problem. :blink::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Sarah, I so enjoyed the site of your Dad's handy work.

an artisan for sure.

you must get it from the genes........

1 1/2 acres.........might be done by age 70. will you be able to do the stairs then :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Emily this is your chance to be creative, you can come up with a language all your own! How fun will that be :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Our land is about 2 1/2 acres. :rolleyes: Do you guys use acres??? :lol:

Well yes we do :lol: ....but my 'land' is more an oblong of 25 foot by 60 foot :lol::lol: (GADS - and that's enough to keep me busy!!! :rolleyes: )

.....SARAH!!!....your Dad!!!.....WOW!!! ...you MUST get his creative genes!!! :D

M's own language??? :lol: ...<the topic of conversation might be a tad limited :huh: >

Ridgewalker Contributor

Got this from my mom over the weekend, and it made me do this. :blink: Then I tried it a couple more times. :blink: :blink: Except I didn't care if anyone watched me attempt this. B)

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!

It is from an orthopedic surgeon............

This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't.

It's pre-programmed in your brain!

1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sarah I tried your foot thing...I had read it earlier and tried while I was in the loo.....I was bored! It does work....and I didn't even come close to fallng off! LOL....maybe my post was TMI but I figured with all the anal slings and penis things....I was in good company!


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elye Community Regular
Sarah I tried your foot thing...I had read it earlier and tried while I was in the loo.....I was bored! It does work....and I didn't even come close to fallng off! LOL....maybe my post was TMI but I figured with all the anal slings and penis things....I was in good company!

Gaaaaaaaahhh! :lol::lol:

Amanda, you turn a terrific phrase!!!.........

Anal Slings and Penis Things

Sounds like something right out of Seuss......and if it isn't, it SHOULD be!

elye Community Regular

Hey....... . . have we heard from Patti today? Methinks not..... :unsure:

What's going on over there? Is she still mopping up rainwater? I wonder if a ballcock would help with this job.... . . . <_<:rolleyes:

Where's Julie?

...Wonder how our Susie is managing.............. :(

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:lol: Okay, lemme make sure I've got this down.... . .. .scrotum first.... ....then penis......ironing..... . . (we could slide "lesbian" in here, as it does make one's face look so nice

I can't help but re-giggle every time I think pituitary roast

:lol: what in hell..........someone PLEEZE explain this to me........

JANET! Ironing? OMG. Listne - here's the trick to wrinkled things: Just squirt anything you want to wear w/ a water bottle w/ a fine spray. I take this traveling with me - fabulous! Glad yer back........

Can we call him Borito until he's big?

BORITO!!!!!!!

Sillies - more to say - so much more - - more to read.........but heading out. Weezee and I are heading over to Auntie Jenn's. Jenn is moving to San Diego. And we..........we are losing too many people from our little life here. :(:(

Will catch up later.................

:wub:

tom Contributor

Triple post Dingy?? Forget how this thing works??? :wacko: wackl!

Nice to see ya here :)

.....but my coworker is having a Halloween costume party this year and you have to be dressed....so I was looking for some cool ideas for me and John. I am suprised but he is very interested in this idea.....scary!

Come up w/ anything???

We went to Pilot Mountain State Park on Saturday afternoon.

I started whistling the Andy Griffith theme.

:o <------ whistlepucker

Any news from the eye doc?

"tongue" as a verb.....Gits me every time.........

\ :P /.....sorry....I couldn't resist.

GAH!! :lol:

For pics of his backyard paradise, check this out: Open Original Shared Link

:blink: WOW!!

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

I can do it w.out reversal right foot / right hand, but not left foot / left hand. :huh:

Right foot only slows down a little.

Left foot / right hand, and vice-versa, doesn't even slow down.

Yeah where IS Julie? And Wet Patti .. . And Bev .. . And Peter .. .

We got a Susie sighting!!

:lol: what in hell..........someone PLEEZE explain this to me........

Sure . ..if you 1st explain how my words got in an Emily quotebox :o

elye Community Regular

SOOOOOOZEEEEEE!!!! :):)

I asked for you, and you came.....THREE TIMES!!

So sorry to hear about your Jenn. :( Not certain how far San Diego is from you, but you'll still be in the same state. So you will have some...perhaps lengthy....commutes to one another. But doable! :D

tom Contributor

Good summon Em .. ... (I'm not touchin' that 3x line :ph34r: )

<ptaum forms an L and taps thumb to chin>

:lol:

So sorry to hear about your Jenn. :( Not certain how far San Diego is from you, but you'll still be in the same state. So you will have some...perhaps lengthy....commutes to one another. But doable! :D

Yeah I meant to also say sorry about Jenn.

Same state!!!!!???? Em!!!

Quick look at my wall-mounted world map (hey look! Phrezno's on it!) puts Phrez to SD similar to Ottawa to NYC, or Boston to DC.

elye Community Regular
Good summon Em .. ... (I'm not touchin' that 3x line :ph34r: )

<ptaum forms an L and taps thumb to chin>

Oh gaaaaaaaawwwwd.........That.....interpretation.....had not dawned on me. :o<_<

Same state!!!!!???? Em!!!

Quick look at my wall-mounted world map (hey look! Phrezno's on it!) puts Phrez to SD similar to Ottawa to NYC, or Boston to DC.

Hey, Ptaoughmghmn! No one knows about miles and miles between state/provincial cities like a Canuck, b'lieve me..... . . .note that I said lengthy commutes. Hey, up here we just get in the car and drive seven hours to see good friends. Hell, ya just gotta! :):rolleyes:B)

jerseyangel Proficient
Oh gaaaaaaaawwwwd.........That.....interpretation.....had not dawned on me. :o<_<

Hee--it dawned on moi :lol:B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Oh gaaaaaaaawwwwd.........That.....interpretation.....had not dawned on me. :o<_<

:lol: :lol: me neither. And it took 5 minutes to figure out what you meant :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: me neither. And it took 5 minutes to figure out what you meant :lol: :lol:

Aren't we calling that a Lisa?? . . . and WHAT would we do without her??!!!?? Quite an education we're getting!! No wonder she works in the school system!!

SueZee . . . so good to see you here and so sorry that Jenn is moving . . . but you know how good a friends we all are and some of us not even in the same country . . . it's do-able. ;)

Ridgewalker Contributor
Sillies - more to say - so much more - - more to read.........but heading out. Weezee and I are heading over to Auntie Jenn's. Jenn is moving to San Diego. And we..........we are losing too many people from our little life here. :(:(

Will catch up later.................

:wub:

Susie!!! Sooo glad you pooped in! We MISS you! :wub: I'm sorry about Jenn moving. :( Not great timing, is it?

Any news from the eye doc?

Oh yeah! :foreheadsmack: Yeah, we found out that Luke has 20/20 vision. :huh: Why he leans so close to what he's reading, I don't know. The eye doc told him to quit it. :lol:

Edited to add... He did it again. Changed the post format... header is to the side again. You know, I liked it better that way before, but I feel like I need some kind of warning for changes like that because I come on here and it's suddenly different, it FREAKS ME OUT.

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!

Hot and beautiful here today...low humidity.....Yippeeeee!

Aren't we calling that a Lisa?? . . . and WHAT would we do without her??!!!?? Quite an education we're getting!! No wonder she works in the school system!!

I know!! And the way she explains everything so perfectly....I can picture exactly what my hands should be doing as she is explaining each of the gestures for words. Teacher extraordinaire......

Lisa, can you explain to me how I can unfurl the garden hose when I pull it out to water the plants and NOT have it all tangle up, so that I don't have to walk all the way back over and UNtangle it? <_<:huh::lol:

Edited to add... He did it again. Changed the post format... header is to the side again. You know, I liked it better that way before, but I feel like I need some kind of warning for changes like that because I come on here and it's suddenly different, it FREAKS ME OUT.

Yep. I am somewhat.......unsettled. Change is good...change is good.... :rolleyes:

Sarah! Great news about Luke's eyesight! Glasses would be a pain at that age (well, any age, really)......

curlyfries Contributor
but I figured with all the anal slings and penis things....

:huh: Having a hard time picturing this :huh:

what in hell..........someone PLEEZE explain this to me........

Me thinks you need to go back a few more pages.......(those weren't the ones forever lost in the abyss, were they?)

I can do it w.out reversal right foot / right hand, but not left foot / left hand.

Right foot only slows down a little.

Left foot / right hand, and vice-versa, doesn't even slow down.

<_< Always knew sumfin wasn't quite right about that Ptaughmus.

I asked for you, and you came.....THREE TIMES!!

.. ... (I'm not touchin' that 3x line :ph34r: )

<ptaum forms an L and taps thumb to chin>

Oh gaaaaaaaawwwwd.........That.....interpretation.....had not dawned on me. :o<_<

:lol: :lol: me neither. And it took 5 minutes to figure out what you meant :lol: :lol:

Aren't we calling that a Lisa?? . . .

:o Hey!!!!!!.....I got it!..........Well.......after Tom's comment, anyway. :P

Sign for the day: FART

Make a fist with thumb alongside index finger ( not placed in front of fingers like you normally would) This is the letter A, so we will refer to this as the A hand. Bring your A hand around back, with thumb pointing at ......well...you know. Then open hand spreading out fingers to the #5......Hey...this could come in handy.......we already know what #1 and #2 are.....now we have a #5!!! By the way....... in ASL, facial expressions are important. So when you open your hand, blow air out of your mouth by going *Puh* :D

:lol::lol::lol: :funnypictureinmyhead:

I could make up any outrageous thing I want to, and all these sillies would be dutifully doing bizarre gestures while sitting in front of their computers......such POWER! :D .........what a headrush!!!!!!!!!

BTW.......I unpacked my book of Signs of Sexual Behavior .and it says Va-jay-jay should be signed pointing down so as not to confuse it with *triangle*...............yeah, cuz I always confuse mine with a triangle :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Sign for the day: FART

Make a fist with thumb alongside index finger ( not placed in front of fingers like you normally would) This is the letter A, so we will refer to this as the A hand. Bring your A hand around back, with thumb pointing at ......well...you know. Then open hand spreading out fingers to the #5......Hey...this could come in handy.......we already know what #1 and #2 are.....now we have a #5!!! By the way....... in ASL, facial expressions are important. So when you open your hand, blow air out of your mouth by going *Puh* :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: WTH? Sign language lessons over the internet! Could there be anything more difficult to teach without visuals? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Edited to add... He did it again. Changed the post format... header is to the side again. You know, I liked it better that way before, but I feel like I need some kind of warning for changes like that because I come on here and it's suddenly different, it FREAKS ME OUT.

Yep. I am somewhat.......unsettled. Change is good...change is good.... :rolleyes:

Aw man! I just got done making fun of the OMGers because they were all freaked out.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning All!!!!

where is everyone these days? so quiet in our silly thread?? Did we scare even some of the regulars away? I knew I should have bathed more this month since it was hout out :P

psawyer Proficient

I'm here, whatever that means. No rain expected today, low humidity, mid-twenties Celsius. I'm stuck in the store until sometime after seven this evening.

Darn210 Enthusiast

I prefer this format. It makes more sense when you type

<---- Look at Em's Belly!!!!

I'm pooping in and out . . . MIL is due to arrive tomorrow morning. I am frantically trying to clean the house and make it look like "yes, this is how I always maintain my home". I'm pretty sure I don't have enough time for that :P

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