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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Good morning, Sillies!

Lisa! This sounds like an amazing rendezvous! Thank you so much for this generous invitation. October, eh?.......have to check this out.........

Out of Body Experience?....Wow. I could use me one 'o those...... :rolleyes:

I think I might be malnourished, part of the problem. :unsure:

I think you may be, as well, Susie.... . .. .Lack of nutrition can do unbelievably negative things to our thoughts and mood. Eat, girl, eat! I know..... much more easily said than done, when there is a big ball of grief sitting in there - - feels like there just isn't any room..... .

I know you will get back to proper eating, as you heal! :)

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Lisa,

Sounds great! I don't know if we'll be able to make it--planning on visiting family this fall, having a little work done on the house in late September/early October--so probably not. Thanks for the invite, though....it sounds like a lot of fun.

If anything changes, I'll let you know. Even if the houses are full, we could stay at the hotel, should things work out :)

Good Saturday morning, Sillies!!! :D

Ahhhh--got me some sleep last night :rolleyes: Hope we hear somephin from Gian-knit today or tomorrow.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Morning

Well Em and Patti are up.

I'm just getting moving.

Hope Janet checks in soon.

Are you still 'hanging alone' this weekend?

It's seems so chilly yet muggy here in Media.

Hugs all

Judy

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Perhaps by October our staffing issues will have sorted out. We have two people in training, but at the moment at least one of us must be in the store at all times. We are training two people at the moment, so there is hope.

WOW Peter! I am so excited that there is hope.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Lisa - strong? :( I don't know about that.

when you realize that.......your dream is gone..........the person you THOUGHT you had is not only instantly yanked from your life under inconceivable circumstances but - turns into someone else (that's all I"ll say here)....the one from whom you were inseparable - gone......the love, fun, "security," perceived life together.........all gone.......... it's still gonna take me quite a bit of time to get over this one.

That's what strength is, cutie-pie. Being fully aware of how bad your life sucks at the moment, and still being willing to deal with it. Not all at once, of course, that's just not possible, but one by one you pull out the horrible strands, examine them, understand them and realize that these new, ugly flaws woven into your life are actually what make you strong and interesting. The superficial beauty of innocence doesn't last. It's those who have chosen to continuously remake their lives that have true beauty of soul.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Perhaps by October our staffing issues will have sorted out. We have two people in training, but at the moment at least one of us must be in the store at all times. We are training two people at the moment, so there is hope.

I understand that Soozle needs a job. I'm sure she could learn Canadian without too much trouble, and she'd be that much closer to Em's bro...

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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That's what strength is, cutie-pie. Being fully aware of how bad your life sucks at the moment, and still being willing to deal with it. Not all at once, of course, that's just not possible, but one by one you pull out the horrible strands, examine them, understand them and realize that these new, ugly flaws woven into your life are actually what make you strong and interesting. The superficial beauty of innocence doesn't last. It's those who have chosen to continuously remake their lives that have true beauty of soul.

wow jess, perfectly said.

i can't add to anything to this expect to say again........

"The superficial beauty of innocence doesn't last. It's those who have chosen to continuously remake their lives that have true beauty of soul."

and we know susie has a beautiful soul.

judy

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Yes!! Susie's beautiful soul....... .SO glad it's back here wif us...... :wub:

I understand that Soozle needs a job. I'm sure she could learn Canadian without too much trouble, and she'd be that much closer to Em's bro...

Absolutely! We could set things up so that Brett goes into PeOter's shop to pick up some kitty litter for his two cats, and Susie's just started her first shift.........and the rest could be history.... :D

Jaaaaaaaa-knit!! Please check in.........

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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That's what strength is, cutie-pie. Being fully aware of how bad your life sucks at the moment, and still being willing to deal with it. Not all at once, of course, that's just not possible, but one by one you pull out the horrible strands, examine them, understand them and realize that these new, ugly flaws woven into your life are actually what make you strong and interesting. The superficial beauty of innocence doesn't last. It's those who have chosen to continuously remake their lives that have true beauty of soul.

So VERY well said, Jess! :wub:

Susie, I've decided Jess is our resident Yoda. These nuggets of wisdom are priceless.

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Ridgewalker
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OMG, Jess!!! There's a poster over in my Make Your Voice Heard thread, asking if Princess Chunk is your cat and is he missing, because she saw him on the news!!! :o

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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So VERY well said, Jess! :wub:

Susie, I've decided Jess is our resident Yoda. These nuggets of wisdom are priceless.

I very much agree :D Priceless :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Hey Sillies!! All is well. Surgery went smoothly and ended up a pretty quick process once I got past "admissions". Was home by lunch time. Had four people trying to wait on me hand and knee foot. Very little pain . . . mostly just dealing with swelling. I passed on the vicoden and asked for tylenol 3 instead (cause I know I don't have a problem with it) and am very happy with my decision. The tylenol 3 cost me about $6 . . . have know idea what the vicoden would have cost . . .I've got a 25/35/45 dollar insurance copay on the expensive drugs and I'm betting it's an expensive drug.

Can't stay on, I'm suppose to be lying down (for the swelling). Haven't got meself rigged up with the laptop yet.

Congrats on an awesome victory, Sarah!!

Congrats on your Welbutrin epiphany, Susie!!

I'm sleeping on the main floor of the house so I don't have to go up/down the stairs. Last night my son said if I needed anything, just to come and get him, no matter what time, he wouldn't mind. I told him I would just yell real loud. :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Jan-it is back!! :D Glad everything went so well--now go and lay down! ;):lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Jan-it is back!! :D Glad everything went so well--now go and lay down! ;):lol:

ditto......welcome back.

judy

johnsmom Newbie
johnsmom
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i have this stuck in my head for days not sure who dose it . it must be from the country charts... it was in the perviews at the theater before wall-e started.

all i wanna do-o-o--o-o is be loving you.....all i wanna do-o-o-o- o

tell me how it really goes or who dose it?

they say if you want to do something just start it in your garage and all your neighbors will come over and tell you how you should have done it.

keep up the funny stuff, john's mom

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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i have this stuck in my head for days not sure who dose it . it must be from the country charts... it was in the perviews at the theater before wall-e started.

all i wanna do-o-o--o-o is be loving you.....all i wanna do-o-o-o- o

tell me how it really goes or who dose it?

they say if you want to do something just start it in your garage and all your neighbors will come over and tell you how you should have done it.

keep up the funny stuff, john's mom

It's by Sugarland (love them!) :D

Here's a video--oh, and welcome to Sillyville! :P Emily is wonderful, really, don't be afraid of her.....

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Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Hey Sillies!! All is well. Surgery went smoothly and ended up a pretty quick process once I got past "admissions". Was home by lunch time. Had four people trying to wait on me hand and knee foot. Very little pain . . . mostly just dealing with swelling. I passed on the vicoden and asked for tylenol 3 instead (cause I know I don't have a problem with it) and am very happy with my decision. The tylenol 3 cost me about $6 . . . have know idea what the vicoden would have cost . . .I've got a 25/35/45 dollar insurance copay on the expensive drugs and I'm betting it's an expensive drug.

Actually it's not too bad, thank goodness. :lol:

Thanks for the congrats! Take your medicine, and totally take advantage of the down-time!!! In fact, get a little bell to call for room service. That would be so cool. :lol:

they say if you want to do something just start it in your garage and all your neighbors will come over and tell you how you should have done it.

keep up the funny stuff, john's mom

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's pretty good, and so true!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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It's by Sugarland (love them!) :D

Here's a video--oh, and welcome to Sillyville! :P Emily is wonderful, really, don't be afraid of her.....

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Just in case anyone else wants to have that never-ending doooooooooooooooo in their brain for the entire rest of the day

yea. thanks <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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yea. thanks <_<

Hee :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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:blink::lol: OMG - I read this as STIFFY at first....... (do our friends over the pond and above the border know what a stiffy is? :lol: )

Umm yes we do :lol:

:ph34r: do dogs really get circumsized..

Only Jewish ones

Ok, I'm gonna leave that alone now!!!!

SARAH!!!!!!!, OMG!! , VICTORY INDEED!!!!!!!

Mygawd - you deserved it !!! :D (dunno where you got the energy from!!! :D )

JANET!!!!!...reconditioned gnee AND all without mind bending drugs .....good goil ;)

PSEU-ZEE :D I am SO pleased you've had that Epiphany ....you're turning the corner!!!! :D

...BTW ..if I ever have a major crisis in my life I want Jess to write ME some words of encouragement 'cos DAMN!!.....she's spot on!!!!!!!!

Lost me psillie I think ......maybe in Tesco's????..........lost me brain too :blink:

Carry on people!!!

tom Contributor
tom
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Golden Yeti Award!! :lol:

miserexia hehe (too serious to laugh at but a good one nonetheless)

So VERY well said, Jess! :wub:

Susie, I've decided Jess is our resident Yoda. These nuggets of wisdom are priceless.

Ain't dat da troof! ;)

Great to hear all went well Gian-knit! :)

Last night my son said if I needed anything, just to come and get him, no matter what time, he wouldn't mind.

:lol:

Only Jewish ones

Ummm uhhhhh a Golda Retriever?

Can a 'hotdog' dog be kosher?

<sorry attempts, I know. Damn this slow brain>

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Janet! :):)

Way to go...... .. . .All's well in recovery land! You sound....very....well, undrugged..... ;):)

Take your medicine, and totally take advantage of the down-time!!! In fact, get a little bell to call for room service. That would be so cool. :lol:

Really cool if it were a COWbell........ :lol:

Ok, I'm gonna leave that alone now!!!!

...BTW ..if I ever have a major crisis in my life I want Jess to write ME some words of encouragement 'cos DAMN!!.....she's spot on!!!!!!!!

You said it....me, too!

Note that I've said nothing in greeting to johnsmom, to raise the chances of her staying around. However, I do NOT see her...... . . :unsure:

Do you think that perhaps a newbie only needs to see my name to be frightened? :huh:

Golda Retriever! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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...BTW ..if I ever have a major crisis in my life I want Jess to write ME some words of encouragement 'cos DAMN!!.....she's spot on!!!!!!!!

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

I just think that amazing people sometimes forget that they are amazing, and need reminding. If you read my other posts you'll discover that I think that 90% of the population can just sniffle themselves into a gluten filled pool of misery for all I care - but some people (highly over-represented on this thread) are far too important to me, and for them, and only them, I will willingly offer a small piece of my soul for them rest on while they are repairing their own.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

I just think that amazing people sometimes forget that they are amazing, and need reminding. If you read my other posts you'll discover that I think that 90% of the population can just sniffle themselves into a gluten filled pool of misery for all I care - but some people (highly over-represented on this thread) are far too important to me, and for them, and only them, I will willingly offer a small piece of my soul for them rest on while they are repairing their own.

Wow.

You're pretty special to us too, Jess ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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OK. Soft squishy Jess gone.

Raving hand-waving hair-pulling screaming Jess here.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH

Those ignorant annoying self righteous 'you shouldn't do this because I think it's wrong' anti-medicine anti-pharmaceutical blathering idiots who dose themselves with hundreds of dollars worth of untested unproven ground up plants because some minimally educated, yet also anti-pharmaceutical, leech has convinced them that they should should not be allowed to post anything health related.

fine.

thanks for listening.

going over to Sarah's house now to pout with her in the corner, since she just went through this.

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