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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Well now..... B):o:P:lol: .....

Don't reckon I could GET me leg above me shoulder....must try sometime :rolleyes:

Hee--I just came in from re-potting some plants, reworking the window boxes and generally sprucing up the porches. Can't stand working outside whilst it's humid, so lots of things needed doing.

Worked up a sweat, though--must shower.....be back later

It's easier in the tub.... :lol:

wish I'd gotten something accomplished but got hooked on google ASL sites.

is this the way you say SILLY? OR IS THIS JUST THE 'S'

Open Original Shared Link

WOOPS........Put the silly video on but scroll down to s and find silly

you guys probably did this before and it's here. oye :blink:

well that's my 'new thing learned' today .......now i can be stupid the rest of the day :lol:

jUDY

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johnsmom Newbie
johnsmom
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Good Sunday morning, all!

back AT CHA!

Mom and Dad are coming over for dinner

Flugtag Competition:

a lot of 'em scurry away after reading a page or two..... .

not me i think it might just take me a bit of time to get used to who said what due to all the quoteing. and knicknames ...

so i guess for johnsmom to be shorter i'll go by jo. funny 'cause my mom's nickname was bettyjo. anyhow to whoever wrote good you can have your folks over ...i say ditto that my mom has passed on and i'd give my left arm to have her back over for dinner just once...

i try to just check in here once a day holla back folks and tell me are you guys in here all day? do you check hour by hour? is it the winter weather keeping you indoors??? what oh yeaha it is july i MeAN aug. the height of SUMMer... catch my drift ??? or are we all so " what i like to call on a short leash with the toilet and the jump up and run away gas... "

is it just me or anybody out there also got the runaway gas thing go'in on? some days i laugh cause who wants to cry over it ( sort of like crying over spilt milk) ha ha ha ...crying over spilt gas.... ha ha ...any how you got the ole picture of linus from peanuts in your mind and his friend was pigpen? well some days this gas cloud i am living in , if it was visable ,, i'd be hard pressed to see to drive... and i saw on mith busters A person tested it === you can NOT gas yourself to death. it is true a guy camping in a small tent who said even if i ate a pork -n-beans and cabbage dinner and went to sleep for like 10 hours? He said he nearly gassed himown self to death so mith busters checked it out and said NO_ WAY!

i was so relieved that i had tuned it that day.... now thats one less thing for me to worry about... sillie willies but if a group of us lets say gig ( gluten intolerant girls ) all went camping and we all ate that almond rice bread any body ever try that? whoooa a a a you could kill at least one of us from how much gas is created by it...

hay anybody up for this lets all list off major gas offen dors AKA ( gassers ) .. like now for me it costs 73 $ to fill my tank with real gas at the pump . but .... if we could run a car on the phart kinda gas what would we feed our silly cows to produce enough for a trip from ca. to ga. ? it's like the whole i'm going on a trip game....

and to whoever said 66 for the outside temp. i think it was patti in pa. you would hate me i'm in hawaii and we just had a few 85 and 90 days in a row just beautifull. so sunny and just the perfet gentle breeze and blue sky w/ pillowy clowds

and to the one ellie i think who said flugtag? what? is that like annother word for flag football?

and judy i think in media pa. what is____ mld ____ MLD ? is that something from pages back that i missed or short for something like in the movie american pie 2 where the mom thinks shes walked in on the son like playing with himself so she lists offf all sort of nicknames for it like happy me time... did you see that ? i t was SUCH a funny seane ......or was it something short for meds like mind loseing drugs ?

and somebody was leg up over the sholders like tring to heal from a surgery... that reminds me of an old joke that went around===== so what should girls put behind their ears to attract boys? their ankles...

and i hear there is a phart chart somewhere. you should have interviewed me before i went gluten free... this is just my friends way of saying about his wife (not me) ....shes got a mean tail wind ... they were all sailboating people but he was talking about the same pharts we are i think. i was off your charts for sure if there were trophies to pass out on that one like the gloden globes 20-20 would be in my drive way to interview me on how i like being nominated...

and to lisa i think contibuted the signing story i had to laugh twice at that one .. i sort of collect little stand up comedy bits.. and i have a few on the list of what pasteer did last sunday... also i'll add this one you might enjoy...the little ole lady is in church and whispers to her hubby '" i just let off a few silent ones they're maybe gona stick up the place here in a min or 2 what shall we do ? " and he says i think YOU' d better get a new hearing aid battery!

i'll leave you gals to it then or gals and guys i should say

folks i'm out ta hae a fo now,,,,,,

but i'll check in 2 or 3 times a day for a few days and see if keeping up gets easier..

annother hay anybody question .....dose any body work ? i mean like in an office or store ? hows this affected your job life. did you quit ? do you feel like quitting...?

love and aloha, jo

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
is it just me or anybody out there also got the runaway gas thing go'in on? some days i laugh cause who wants to cry ofer it ( sort of like crying over spilt milk) ha ha ha ...crying over spilt gas.... ha ha ...any how you got the ole picture of linus from peanuts in your mind and his friend was pigpen? well some days this gas cloud i am foresed to live in if it was visable i'd be hard pressed to see to drive... and i saw on mith busters A person tested it === you can not gas yourself to death. it is true a guy camping in a small tent who said even if i ate a pork -n-beans and cabbage dinner and went to sleep for like 10 hours? He said he nearly gassed himown self to death so mith busters checked it out and said NO_ WAY!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
What in hell?

Hey! Was that Lisa??! Showing us the next words, now sayings, in ASL?! :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Definitely not me!!

Didn't know there was a need for those phrases! :rolleyes:

is this the way you say SILLY? OR IS THIS JUST THE 'S'

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Ummm....yeah that's *silly*, but it looks like she is gonna hurt her nose :o . Different regions have slight variations to the same sign.....and sometimes totally different signs. For me, *silly* is also made with the *Y* hand.......thumb and pinkie up, all other fingers down.............put hand directly in front of nose, thumb almost touching and wiggle hand slightly by twisting wrist.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Worked up a sweat, though--must shower.....be back later

Suuuurrrreeeee rub it in . . . I'm not suppose to be gettin me leg wet for a WEEK!!! I feel quite scummy at the moment. Tomorrow, I'm riggin up a garbage bag/duct tape rain coat for me leg. Considerably more pain today . . . I'm trying to get meself off of the codeine, perhaps too soon, eh, but the sooner I'm off, the sooner I can drive. Of course I can't go anywhere because I'm so scummy!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Suuuurrrreeeee rub it in . . . I'm not suppose to be gettin me leg wet for a WEEK!!! I feel quite scummy at the moment. Tomorrow, I'm riggin up a garbage bag/duct tape rain coat for me leg. Considerably more pain today . . . I'm trying to get meself off of the codeine, perhaps too soon, eh, but the sooner I'm off, the sooner I can drive. Of course I can't go anywhere because I'm so scummy!!

Sorry Jan-it....that sounds darn (sorry again) unpleasant :(

Phunny how we take sumphin like a shower for granted--until we can't take one :P I was lucky--after my surgery last year, even though I had an abdominal incision, I was allowed to take a shower as soon as I got home (2 days after the operation). I couldn't wait! ;)

Pheel better :)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Phunny how we take sumphin like a shower for granted--until we can't take one :P I was lucky--after my surgery last year, even though I had an abdominal incision, I was allowed to take a shower as soon as I got home (2 days after the operation). I couldn't wait! ;)

When I was in the hospital years ago, I asked the nurse if I could wash my hair in the sink.......Nope!..........so I waited until the changing of the guards the nurse shift changed...........and I did it anyway.............I figured if I got caught, I could claim that I didn't know! :rolleyes:

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Wow! SO much phunnee stuff in our Hawaiian Jo's post...I dunno where to begin! :lol:

Golden Globe reporters at yer door....... :lol::lol:

Janet! You're post-surgery scummy? Zoigs. Yes, get yer leg all wrapped up, hang it outside the shower, and let the warm water wash away that grime. Or a la Judy, you could tuck that wrapped leg outta the way by placing it behind yer head......... . .. . :huh::lol:

Where's Bevel of late? Miss her....... :unsure:

Susie! You need to check in........Julie, too!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

:ph34r: man I hate this

tried so hard to do this quote

got some up and went to add 2 more and lost it all.

I'm not that bad with the computer ;) ....now spelling :blink: another story

wanted to tell jo MLD=manual lymphatic drainage done by a Pt or me.

going to get off and as Bed and i say...........

go sit in a corner and suck our thumbs. :lol:

nope will read the paper.

:ph34r: judy--the non quoter

johnsmom Newbie
johnsmom
Posted

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBBdNLkgXlo

hay whats wrong with me ??? i can't get this to open . dose it give anybody else trouble? can you discribe it to me in sentances or is it just == something you gotta see...i have a few of those , i have a car one to snd you of them rolling the steel ball berring on the car seams ..it's very presition. how everyou spell it....he he spelling never seemed to matter to much in hear some of the typos are quite funny.

any how dose it not work with explorer maybe i'll close and enter with safari as a browser or is it the mac somethings won't open for the mac or is it my cookies disabled ? i get that message all the time it's my spam blocker ...

but now being cookie disabled my self as a fellow gig .... that message seems quite funny to me when ever it pops up ...like HAY YOU ARE NOW BREAD DISABLED AND CRACKER DISABLED OR FLOUR ...OR.....OR...OR...

johnsmom Newbie
johnsmom
Posted

after the changing of the guards, I did it anyway. I could claim that I didn't know!

you go girl ! I WISH I HAD THOUGHT OF THAT ... I BEGED FOR 3 DAYS then a friendly nurse by funny coincidence named ( nurse betty ) my mums name was betty and she said if i don' t tell she can wash hair in the laundry room just like being at the hair cuttlng shop just get wheel chair ready and wait and don't tell. so she washed my hair and i promised to be her friend for life witch i still am and all those days prior to meeting her when all my office stopped by to look in on me and me with my hair so greesed down and groossss .... just scummy.. and not even being able to want to look any vistors in the eye for how pittyfull i felt. it almost made me want to be a nurse just to be able to offer a bit of compasion... BUT NO .... ithink i won't quit my day job

johnsmom Newbie
johnsmom
Posted

drainage done by a Pt or me. ? sorry i'm so slow so who is a pt ... like a doc or nurse or personal care giver ...when my mum was ill they always refered to me as the primary care giver... i felt very special ... i miss her more now that i'v been chatting with all you gals...

wish i lived in pilly we'd go out to lunch and a chick flick ... i got some free popcorn coupons and at our theater.. i can get um to keep comming .. if we had a gig .. group here in my town i'd have you gals up to my place and we'd do resapie swapping and this thing they call 5 course meals ... where you do like soup then hop in the car and salad is at my house and then orderves at likepatti's and main dish at lisa's then deset bck at stop one whee all our cars wee all this time... it's kinda fun.

not to say this is not fun ! / $ ? # !!!!

this is way more fun that some gripeing threads...

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

(Hope I broke up the scream enough)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Those ignorant annoying self righteous .. .....

I hear ya .. ..& not just the scream. The 'Big Conspiracy' theories, oversimplified opinions, etc etc drive me bonkers.

Saw one poster - methinks in the very thread that led to such a scream - attempting to support a position w/ links to a site full of reeeeDIKulously sensationalized alarmist propoganda. <aaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhh> (muffled scream)

Amanda, I gotta agree w/ everyone's comments on the babysitting.

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's my baby!!!!!!!!

Awwww now inn-nat sweeeet <cyber cheek pinch>

:lol: Yeah, but if you scream like THAT, all should be forgiven. ;):lol:

:lol:

<_< Blech...

blech . ..better today, I take it. :hopefulface?:

so i guess for johnsmom to be shorter i'll go by jo.

OK, jo it is . ....but .. ...how can we play w/ it foe-neddik-lee??

GI jo gets a new meaning don't it?

...any how you got the ole picture of linus from peanuts in your mind and his friend was pigpen? well some days this gas cloud i am living in , if it was visable ,, i'd be hard pressed to see to drive...

:lol:

and i saw on mith busters A person tested it === you can NOT gas yourself to death. it is true a guy camping in a small tent who said even if i ate a pork -n-beans and cabbage dinner and went to sleep for like 10 hours? He said he nearly gassed himown self to death so mith busters checked it out and said NO_ WAY!

:lol:

yeah, jo fits RIGHT in!

... that reminds me of an old joke that went around===== so what should girls put behind their ears to attract boys? their ankles...

Ahhhhhh a classic!! :lol:

And another :lol: for "shes got a mean tail wind"

but now being cookie disabled my self as a fellow gig ....

:lol:

I think PT is Physical Therapist, btw.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
and i saw on mith busters A person tested it === you can NOT gas yourself to death. it is true a guy camping in a small tent who said even if i ate a pork -n-beans and cabbage dinner and went to sleep for like 10 hours? He said he nearly gassed himown self to death so mith busters checked it out and said NO_ WAY!

OK, now I'm wondering which poor sap was volunteered to carry out this study.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

<-------------- new av

& the story behind it!

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBBdNLkgXlo

hay whats wrong with me ??? i can't get this to open . dose it give anybody else trouble? can you discribe it to me in sentances or is it just == something you gotta see...i

Don't know why you couldn't open it.......but I'm pretty much computer illiterate. :huh:

Basically, it's a woman showing how to sign *poop a pineapple*, *Poop a turkey*,..........forget what the other one was :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
<-------------- new av

& the story behind it!

Open Original Shared Link

That is way kewwwll!!!!!!!!! Sounds like he was a really special guy. ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

All right. Jess, you have been Silly-Instructed NOT to scream with such ferocity (font size 8, er sumphin'), as it completely strrrrrretchesssss all of our screens, and there must be constant, exhausting scrolling back and forth. Well, Ptaoughmghmn! There is also to be no quoting of said screams......here my screen is back to, like, a kilometre wide!......I think I need some gravol......

Had a lovely dinner with my parents, and it is true....I am SO unbelievably blessed to still have them both here, both in their eighties, and both mentally sharper than anyone around....sharper than ME, fer sure.....

My dad is fading physically, however. :(:( Parkinson's. His gait is very slow, his tremors are quite bad down one side, and yet here he is....this old man, shaking and trundling along, and when he opens his mouth it brings tears to my eyes, because the room is suddenly filled with his booming broadcaster's voice, crackling with wit and energy.....such a dichotomy. It is searingly painful to see him decline quickly in the ravages of his illness, and have his sharp, cool mind raging against it all....

Sorry....I digress from all things silly....Mom and Dad just left, and it's all fresh in my heart......

Jess! Don't you dare jump in here with something meaningful and poignant! Gimme a page or two, because I actually think I could use some of your wise, beautiful words.... . .but not immediately...... :):)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I finally got up the nerve to try to update my av by myself. It worked!!!!!!!!!!!Someone once mentioned being interested in other people's artistic-type relatives. This is my dad. He is an artist............mostly paintings and sculptures. He used to play the sax.............don't know how long it's been since he last picked it up, though. He looks like a genuine Florida beach bum!!!!!!!! He used to scuba before heart surgery but still likes to snorkel....plays racquetball and sails. He was a wonderfully smooth, mellow voice ^_^

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
<-------------- new av

& the story behind it!

Open Original Shared Link

Wow Tom. What a great story. Your brother must have been an amazing man to inspire so much.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
<-------------- new av

& the story behind it!

Open Original Shared Link

Oh Pataughmn--that's so wonderful!! What a great tribute to Pat :D

What an amazing and handsome guy--loved by so many :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Mom and Dad just left, and it's all fresh in my heart......

I won't say anything except we love you Em :)

I finally got up the nerve to try to update my av by myself. It worked!!!!!!!!!!!Someone once mentioned being interested in other people's artistic-type relatives. This is my dad. He is an artist............mostly paintings and sculptures. He used to play the sax.............don't know how long it's been since he last picked it up, though. He looks like a genuine Florida beach bum!!!!!!!! He used to scuba before heart surgery but still likes to snorkel....plays racquetball and sails. He was a wonderfully smooth, mellow voice ^_^

Your dad sounds very cool, Lisa B)

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Oops Ehmuhlee . ..thought the well-placed hyphens in said screamquote would ameliorate the stretchification .. ...

Sad about yer Dad's physical side.

Wish I could see mine more often. He lives in South Carolina, near Augusta GA. Great golfing for him there, but too damn far.

<<<<whoa!! Was jus' gonna write "I think I'll call him ring him up" ( ;) to the Brit) then the ph rang and it's HIM!!>>>>>

Glad you had the "lovely dinner" tho, Em. :)

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
I finally got up the nerve to try to update my av by myself. It worked!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to go!!!

Dad sounds great.

Does he live in FL or is that beach bum remark entirely attire-related?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I just think that amazing people sometimes forget that they are amazing, and need reminding. If you read my other posts you'll discover that I think that 90% of the population can just sniffle themselves into a gluten filled pool of misery for all I care - but some people (highly over-represented on this thread) are far too important to me, and for them, and only them, I will willingly offer a small piece of my soul for them rest on while they are repairing their own.

:wub: :wub:

and that small piece is hugely appreciated.

OMG :lol:

still 2 or 3 pages behind - just a poop-in - entertained by Jess's huge scream that re-formatted the pages :lol:

and checking on gia-knit - SHE MADE IT!! haven't read all details yet - hope yer feeling okay

I"m off again......keep running around to visit people so as not to have to be here :(

love you sillies!!!!!!!!!

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