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Now it's all back :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Incredible! Yes, it is back to what it was. The top post on page 1200 is back to Susie's post.

I have no idea what happened.


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Darn210 Enthusiast

I was going to say . . . it had to be Ptaughm . . . he was the one who stood to gain something . . . plus you know how much he likes that shiney sceptor.

curlyfries Contributor
we always LOVE and WELCOME any intrepid newcomer to our madness. :) We are madly goofy, and welcome ANYONE who wants to play.

Sillies, this is our beloved silly spot of friendship, goofiness, laffs and support.

AS YOUR QUEEN, I

HEREBY DECREE

that we get back to the spirit of things. Remember why we are here.

I would advise, if things upset you too much on controversial threads, do as I do, and STAY AWAY. Yes, the calm voice of reason should always prevail. But, people are going to believe what they want to believe, most of the time. Add your two cents, and move on. Do as Sarah did - and write to an offending company. WRite a couple of impassioned, informed posts.........and step away.

Or..........hell, stay there and fight. I don't care. :lol: Do what you need to do and do what is right.

But HERE?????????? BACK TO SILLY!!!!!!!!!!! BACK TO LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!! END OF DISSENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

end of monarchial rant. :ph34r:

Well said, Queen Souczle! :D

:ph34r: Are any of us aware of what we talk about on here :blink:

I definitely am not :lol: A lot of it is way over my head!

And, obviously, mine too!!! :lol:

I was just wondering if the mystery of the wandering posts had something to do with the ones we lost in the abyss???? Have some of them lost their way? We need to tell them to go to the light!

elye Community Regular

Welcome back, Laura!!! :)

Lotsa :lol: -ing goin on here too but Poeter & I can't join the choir :(

<tho maybe we needn't pack a baton to conduct?>

Yes, alas, the gents are uterusless. Certainly, you guys can come along and conduct wif yer batons......a fine suggestion!........ :lol::ph34r:

Uh-oh I hit post 3000 too!!

<ducking>

Gawd......Ptaoughmghmn....... . . you and I have exactly the same number of posts. Does this put us on the same celestial plane? Are we about to share some great insight, enter a great denouement together?? What shall happen to us???

now HOW did Jess phorget I was queen? :huh: Is my presence so........so........benign? My rule so....un-notable? :lol: Must do something quite extraordinary, tout sweet.....like, say, add five extra posts

to our thread......

AH HA!! :lol:

:huh: what? why can't you and pOeter join the choir? is it yer computers? er wot?

Susie.........THEY ARE UTERUSLESS! This is a Uterine Choir. How on earthe could you not know this?? :lol::lol:

Men's Pairs Rowing!!!!

Ohhhhhhh Caaaaaa-na-daaaaaaaaaaa

Has there been more canuckian medaling?

Is the boat a scull? Oy that looks very wrong .. . . ..

Yep, we got three this morning, within about an hour. Gold in double sculls, silver and bronze in women's wrestling.

Yahooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

tom Contributor

<bows> Thank You, Thank You All

As the new recipient of Olympic Gold in the Shortest Reign EVAH event, I'd just .. .<sniff> . ...like to say .. ..<sniff> oh dammit, I promised myself I wouldn't cry . .. . .

I . ... I couldn't have done it w. ....<choke>

<scurries off stage>

Jestgar Rising Star
I was just wondering if the mystery of the wandering posts had something to do with the ones we lost in the abyss???? Have some of them lost their way? We need to tell them to go to the light!

Maybe there are homeless posts wandering the phorum, looking for a place to live....constantly trying to sneak into a thread, then running when they're detected...

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies---Im back and tired! All the running around with Alan has worn me out, we were to the park and then picked berries, we wrote with the chalk and then ran around some more.....oh I am simply throwing in the towel. Crazy

The drive back was tiring and there was a lot of traffic which is odd for that stretch of road. Anyway you guys were busy posting while I was gone. Sheesh!

ANyway--here's Alan


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Susie.........THEY ARE UTERUSLESS! This is a Uterine Choir. How on earthe could you not know this?? :lol::lol:

Suzie pulled a Lisa!!!! :lol: .......right along with me, I might add :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
<bows> Thank You, Thank You All

As the new recipient of Olympic Gold in the Shortest Reign EVAH event, I'd just .. .<sniff> . ...like to say .. ..<sniff> oh dammit, I promised myself I wouldn't cry . .. . .

I . ... I couldn't have done it w. ....<choke>

<scurries off stage>

......and what a memorable reign it was! :D

elye Community Regular

Amanda!!! What a beeeeeoooo-tiful boy Alan is!!! :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Yes, alas, the gents are uterusless.

:lol::lol: . . . They're useless uterusless . . . :lol::lol:

Allan's adorable, Amanda!

Darn210 Enthusiast
As the new recipient of Olympic Gold in the Shortest Reign EVAH event, I'd just .. .<sniff> . ...like to say .. ..<sniff> oh dammit, I promised myself I wouldn't cry . .. . .

I . ... I couldn't have done it w. ....<choke>

<scurries off stage>

Somebody Stop Him!!! He's still holding the baton sceptor!!!

tom Contributor
I wanted to say something earlier, but I didn't know if it happened yesterday or today, if it would be spoiling it or not.

I wondered for a second then remembered Em saw the opening ceremony 12 or 13 hrs or days before I did. <_<

Does this mean Tom is Queen? :blink:

:blink:

Makes me think of "Rebel Rebel" :wacko: :wackl:

Gotcher mutha, in a whirl

Sh'not sure if you're a boy or a girl

<damn!!! forgot the rest - save bits, pieces & hot tramps>

:maninmascara&eyeshadowscowl-alarobertsmith:

P.S. There's ALAN!!! Sounds like quite a fun day Manda - and I bet he's a lucky lil fella to have your parents fostering him. :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

WHAT is with this wrinkle in time, this new thread warp, lost and then found posts.....what can it mean????

Incredible! Yes, it is back to what it was. The top post on page 1200 is back to Susie's post.

I have no idea what happened.

:blink: :blink: :blink:

Now THIS is some highly surreptitious activity, pholks. I am sensing some.....some.....corruption here. Some deep subterfuge. But.........who? how? and.............WHY? we're reaaaaaaly not that important.......not important enough to.....abscond with our posts and......well just who in hell IS this saboteur?????? :lol: :lol: Is there money to be made in this? :lol:

I was just wondering if the mystery of the wandering posts had something to do with the ones we lost in the abyss???? Have some of them lost their way? We need to tell them to go to the light!

*snort*

WOT? No!!!!!!!!!! we have to tell them to STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!! STAY HERE!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do NOT go into the light!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Susie.........THEY ARE UTERUSLESS! This is a Uterine Choir. How on earthe could you not know this??

:ph34r:

:lol: I DID pull a Lisa!!!!!!!!!!!

was it that one mojito? dang......such phleeting pleasure.......hardly worth it <_<

Em said denoument........Queen Spruesiah is pleezed :lol:

<bows> Thank You, Thank You All

As the new recipient of Olympic Gold in the Shortest Reign EVAH event, I'd just .. .<sniff> . ...like to say .. ..<sniff> oh dammit, I promised myself I wouldn't cry . .. . .

I . ... I couldn't have done it w. ....<choke>

<scurries off stage>

:lol: King Ptaum the Brief

Queen Spruezie the Broken-hearted

Queen Nicola the Mad :lol:

what else?

Maybe there are homeless posts wandering the phorum, looking for a place to live....constantly trying to sneak into a thread, then running when they're detected...

and see, we'd only know about missing posts here, because, insofar as I know, we're the only ones who count posts for:

1. new monarchs and

2. phluid onslaught

:lol:

Suzie pulled a Lisa!!!! :lol: .......right along with me, I might add :ph34r:

:lol:

Welcome back Laura! :)

when's nicola due back?

Amanda! what a cutie!

Sarah - sleep well, if you're reading along at all......we would love to hear from you.

night, sillies.............

brunch tomorrow at a posh buffet (I THINK I can eat quite well there), Jenn's goodbye. :( BAH! <although it's about two weeks until she actually moves>

curlyfries Contributor
:lol: King Ptaum the Brief

Tom is men's underwear?????.........and tighty whitey's, at that!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

tom Contributor
Now THIS is some highly surreptitious activity, pholks. I am sensing some.....some.....corruption here. Some deep subterfuge. But.........who? how? and.............WHY? we're reaaaaaaly not that important.......not important enough to.....abscond with our posts and......well just who in hell IS this saboteur?????? :lol: :lol: Is there money to be made in this? :lol:

<gasp!> They can't abduct some of my favoUrite posts and hold them for RANSOM can they???? :o :o :blink::ph34r:

Tom is men's underwear?????.........and tighty whitey's, at that!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

:lol:

Now THAT makes me think of aNOTHer song . ...Simon & Garfunkel's "The Boxer"

la la laa <how do I spell that 60s explosion sound effect?> la la laa laa la la la

tom Contributor
Somebody Stop Him!!! He's still holding the baton sceptor!!!

<snicker snicker>

Mindjerownbusiness :onehandedtypingface:

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!

Well, we're up to 7 medals, now.....rowing and swimming. Okay, we're on a roll.......!!

We are heading up to a gorgeous cottage today, my childhood friend's family cabin on Ashby Lake (doesn't it sound so exotic and nice?) There is an old aboriginal ghost that haunts the area....some time I'll have to tell you guys a few of the incredible stories the family has about seeing 'ol Charlie Antoine....and hearing him........ :unsure: He apparently has never been happy that my friend's great-grandfather built this cottage on his land, at the turn of the century.

Quite something.

Well, he'd best not appear to me today. All the yucky stuff that's been happening around here the last few days, I'm liable to fall down weeping in front of him......"Charlie, I know you spirits are busy, but please, please, just sit down, stop throwing things around the room and moaning loudly and speaking in tongues.....I need to unload some stuff on you". :rolleyes::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Morning, Sillies!

Well, we're up to 7 medals, now.....rowing and swimming. Okay, we're on a roll.......!!

We are heading up to a gorgeous cottage today, my childhood friend's family cabin on Ashby Lake (doesn't it sound so exotic and nice?) There is an old aboriginal ghost that haunts the area....some time I'll have to tell you guys a few of the incredible stories the family has about seeing 'ol Charlie Antoine....and hearing him........ :unsure: He apparently has never been happy that my friend's great-grandfather built this cottage on his land, at the turn of the century.

Quite something.

Well, he'd best not appear to me today. All the yucky stuff that's been happening around here the last few days, I'm liable to fall down weeping in front of him......"Charlie, I know you spirits are busy, but please, please, just sit down, stop throwing things around the room and moaning loudly and speaking in tongues.....I need to unload some stuff on you". :rolleyes::lol:

Morning Sillies

Jim and I watched the swimming last nite.......so exciting and joyful.

I'm happy you can go and enjoy this cottage today. Should be a great day.

ah yeh. if the ghost comes around........stop throwing things around the room and moaning loudly and speaking in tongues.....I need to unload some stuff on you". :rolleyes::lol: speaking in toungues would fit into our group. Maybe he/she was a silly in former life :lol:

Such a beautiful day here in Philly........and I'm Silly.....have a great day eveyone :)

Judy

ah Amanda.......Allen is sure a cutie.

Mtndog Collaborator

GO OH Canada- before I forget, last night as I was reading this thread my almost five year old niece was sitting next to me (watching Aquamarine- GREAT movie- mermaid in real life!) and I was cracking up. She wanted to know what I was laughing about 9oh gawd- she doesn't even know what a UTERUS is :lol: :lol: so i showed her the Black Knight/French Taunting/Killer bunny videos on YouTube. She was laughing so hard I thought she was gonna pee her pant.

Julie- This morning she was peeking over my shoulder as I typed and she saw your picture. She said, "Who's that? She's sooooooo pretty" Then my 2 year old niece said "I wanna see" and she just went "Ooooooo she's pretty!"

Yes!! Yes!! Argumentative posts are to be recited in iambic pentametre. I will score it, put it to music, and my uterus will sing it. Actually, if you women take the time to sit quietly, and just.....listen..........perhaps you will hear strains coming from within, as well. Then we could have a chorus..... . . . .

Iambic pentameter, I can do

I will write for your uterus to sing

It shall be argument, melodic too

Throughout the land uteruses will ring ;) (penisuses?)

Hmmm to coup or not to coup, eh Soup?

This is MOST excellent!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe five new renumerative nee-mullet-sites-hijacked-to-porn posts have appeared???? :unsure:

I'll go look. :wacko:

Ptaum- rocking the thread with verbiage!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back, Laura!!! :)

Yes, alas, the gents are uterusless. Certainly, you guys can come along and conduct wif yer batons......a fine suggestion!........ :lol::ph34r:

Susie.........THEY ARE UTERUSLESS! This is a Uterine Choir. How on earthe could you not know this?? :lol::lol:

They may be uterusless but certainly not useluss or eunuchs :lol: :lol:

Amanda!!! What a beeeeeoooo-tiful boy Alan is!!! :)

He si quite handsome!!!!!!!! He's in foster care? is he up for adoption- I need kids- have had so much fun with my nieces (who love Shakespeare, Mermaids, Monty Python and Julie- my kind of kids!!!!!!). Must get one of my own!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning All---waking up late here!

I am sitting here watching Grounded for Life...and I am starting to get into this show, it is funny.

Alan's in foster care since his house got condemed. He and his mom were staying with friends, the friends were smoking weed and his mom called the cops...well child services took her kids...but only since the house got condemed. He is funny, he told me he wants to take me home.

Jestgar Rising Star

Mornin all

I got a Roomba! :D Those vacuum dealies that wander around your house and vacuum?

It's wandering around now, banging into chair legs and stuff and distressing the cats exceedingly. It's pretty noisy, but normally it'll run while I'm not home, so I can deal with that.

Emily, has Canada gotten a medal in furling yet? Or is that a winter sport. I can never remember those off-Broadway sports. :huh:

Mtndog Collaborator

Are the Olympics goat free? ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Mornin all

I got a Roomba! :D Those vacuum dealies that wander around your house and vacuum?

I want one of those! My mom is getting one, the name is cute. Do you feel like you are living with the Jetsons now?

Jestgar Rising Star
I want one of those! My mom is getting one, the name is cute. Do you feel like you are living with the Jetsons now?

:lol: :lol: I suppose I'll have to name it eventually. I'll wait a while and see if something strikes me.

I got it about half price from the Amazon outlet store. It's refurbished, so I'll try to use it a lot for the first few weeks to make sure it has no issues.

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