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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Adult acne- BAH!!!!!!! Me too- in fact, didn't get it until I went to college!!!! Mainlining antibiotics works though :lol::o

Try watching him in the Phantom. If he doesn't do something for you after that, then you're not human. And he's fully dressed through the whole movie, too.

Will do- STAT!!!!!!!! (God- hope I am human :ph34r: )

I need to know if your attention span is low because it is a symptom of Psiliak. I need your votes.

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Please vote for LlamaLlady 08

I love the Star Wars Alpacas :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, if I can get a picture of him without a shirt on, I'll leave it up to you to decide.

Vavavavoom!!!!!!!

Girlz, girlz, girlz! :lol:

Weezee has a stinky little snout-nose and I have to wash her face. she's a stinky little trash-groveling pig-dog.

:blink:

But she's so cute!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

Oh, new avatar <-------------------- You didn't know but I was in Nikki's wedding :lol:


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curlyfries Contributor
YES!!

Pet 4 yer pet :D (little itty bitty kitty maybe? :unsure: )

My Zeus has anxiety issues......hates any kind of noises. We used to keep him outside when we were at work, but he would always escape no matter what we did......especially on trash day (too much noise). Or he would tear up the back door. Then we started keeping him inside in a crate.........he chewed out of that. Now that he has Tinkerbell he's OK........except for the one time she accidentally got shut in a bedroom. He tore up a huge plant and tore off and shredded my LR curtains.

He's still a wus, but he doesn't freak out any more. :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh, new avatar <-------------------- You didn't know but I was in Nikki's wedding :lol:

:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Oh, new avatar <-------------------- You didn't know but I was in Nikki's wedding :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

lovely

DingoGirl Enthusiast
No body likes a gassy dog

Weezee piggy could be the new robot!!!!

Head down!!..off she goes!!!!!....foraging & sucking in all debRE!!!......not sure what it'll do for her poops though??

:lol: She is the DEBRE SUCKER without compare, 'tis a fact. Just a little Hoover pig, taht Weezee. She DOES have loose vowels presently, and greenish, yes she does. :lol:

Maybe she needs a friend...

:o

OMG 'tis true. She needs a wee kitten.....and when I get a job that pays anything a'tall, I'll get her one. :)

I was thinking exactly this. . . ..... ....Sooozie, either Weezie would transfer all of this incredible energy she uses for foraging, ripping,smashing and bingeing into love and devotion towards a new creature, or you may simply find her teaching this astonishing behavior to said new creature, and then have two partners in crime. . . . . . .... . . . .. :rolleyes:

:unsure:

do kittens forage through trash?

When my parents babysat her just recently, they left the tall, standing trash bin in the kitchen - full of trash. The debre was EVERYWHERE when they got home......but she didn't get busted as it was technically their fault...... :lol:

Em - deck looks phabulous!

Oh, new avatar <-------------------- You didn't know but I was in Nikki's wedding :lol:

:lol: LOVE the gloves!

p.s. I just crack up every time I see Janet's Stepford av :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
She DOES have loose vowels presently, and greenish, yes she does. :lol:

R EA LLY?!?!?!?! H o w d oe s th a t w o rk, e x a ctly?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
R EA LLY?!?!?!?! H o w d oe s th a t w o rk, e x a ctly?

:lol: like this:

plllfffffffffttttttttt

oh wait - only consonants in that

:lol:

you silly!!!!!!!!!! it's a TYPO that I used on purpose ;)

um - didn't someone mention LOOSE VOWELS before - or did I make that up? :unsure:


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curlyfries Contributor
you silly!!!!!!!!!! it's a TYPO that I used on purpose ;)

um - didn't someone mention LOOSE VOWELS before - or did I make that up? :unsure:

That must've been BCF.................before curly fries :P

elye Community Regular
um - didn't someone mention LOOSE VOWELS before - or did I make that up? :unsure:

Yup, I did, many, many pages ago .... .. . . .. ....someone (cannot remember which Silly) had made a sudden rash of typos, and I was guessing at why that might be - - I was suggesting shy vowels, or the dreaded IVS. . . . . ... . . :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Yup, I did, many, many pages ago .... .. . . .. ....someone (cannot remember which Silly) had made a sudden rash of typos, and I was guessing at why that might be - - I was suggesting shy vowels, or the dreaded IVS. . . . . ... . . :lol:

Yup, definitely BCF!

Hi Ryan!!!..................It's safe to come out, now! :D

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Yup, definitely BCF!

Hi Ryan!!!..................It's safe to come out, now! :D

Errmmm.... ('parently I haven't done enough back reading)

Who's Ryan and where's he hiding? And what happened to Tom's psilly?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Oh, new avatar <-------------------- You didn't know but I was in Nikki's wedding :lol:

OMGAAAAWD!!!!!!!

She WAS!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

The gloves :rolleyes: ...nearly outshone the Bride I tell ya!!!!!

<hey!..I used to have that wall paper>

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
YaY Bunnie!!! Nice to see ya!! And now you must captionatize your av!!! . . . It's always sumptin!!!

How do I do that?

Darn210 Enthusiast
How do I do that?

Go to "My Controls"

Go to Personal Profile section of Menu

Select "Edit Profile Information"

Type in yer extremely witty caption in the "Custom Member Title" Box . . . no pressure but we're all realllllly good at this . . . :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
R EA LLY?!?!?!?! H o w d oe s th a t w o rk, e x a ctly?

:lol::lol: - nice interpretation!!

Errmmm.... ('parently I haven't done enough back reading)

Who's Ryan and where's he hiding? And what happened to Tom's psilly?

Ryan (aka Daxin) is another psilly Canuck who poops in every once in awhile . . . he's not here full time . . . me thinks he must actually have *gasp* a life.

And Tom's psilly is apparently on sabbatical until he figures out his health issues . . . we miss you, Tom . . . hope yer findin' some answers.

elye Community Regular

Good Sunday morning, Psilly Peeps!

Did a killer swimming class this am. OMG. . . . .... ....very challenging. Now I need to pull a Mark Phelps and consume 6,000 calories. <_<:lol:

I wish . . ..... . .. .....

Ryan (aka Daxin) is another psilly Canuck who poops in every once in awhile . . . he's not here full time . . . me thinks he must actually have *gasp* a life.

And Tom's psilly is apparently on sabbatical until he figures out his health issues . . . we miss you, Tom . . . hope yer findin' some answers.

Yes, where is our Western Canuck, anyways? Big election coming. . . . I wonder who he's voting fer?

Yes, then there's our Ptaoughmghmn .. . . ... . .....we are all thinking about ya... . ...

Green12 Enthusiast

I love all the new avatars....Good to see you Bunnie :)

Bev!! what a hot mama! Was that yer 80s prom dress?? Everything was so very poofy then, and shiny....taffeta :lol:

Emily, the deck is looking good!! And so are you, skinny minny.....I so wish I burned enough calories like Phelps to be able to eat anything :lol:

Janet's mailbox :lol:

Susie yer dried bean story and little piggy Weeze getting into the pantry and various trash receptacles made me giggle :lol::lol: .......reminds me of an incident with the dog of an accupuncturist that I used to go to. She had two little bichon frise dogs that she would bring to the clinic with her, they were puppies at the time. She often brought in Chipotle for lunch and one day left her burrito on the desk and left the room to tend to a patient, those GIGANTIC nearly 10 lb burritos full of rice beans and whatever else you choose for condiments, when she came back one of the dogs was chowing down on the burrito....gobbled up the entire thing! Poor little thing's entire midsection blew up like a hot air balloon and it couldn't move for a few days....she was just waiting for the explosive consequences, 2 days later, major poo crimes :o

Hey, I have a question to pose to you all, since I know so many are readers....if you could make a list of your top 5 must read books what would they be (and why, totally optional)?????

Darn210 Enthusiast
IJanet's mailbox :lol:

My mailbox?? . . . NO! NO! NO! . . . SiouxZee's Mailbox!! . . . :lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
My mailbox?? . . . NO! NO! NO! . . . SiouxZee's Mailbox!! . . . :lol::lol:

uh....of course, Janet....that's Psewsee's mailbox. yah :huh:

curlyfries Contributor
Who's Ryan and where's he hiding?

I believe the last time he actually posted we were dicussing female things that would make a grown man blush.

Peter: Ryan

:ph34r: --- :ph34r:

(What was it that we were discussing, anyway?)

Then I saw him reading once when we were discussing thumbs and he evidently had naught to say about that :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
That must've been BCF.................before curly fries

BCF :lol:

Who's Ryan and where's he hiding? And what happened to Tom's psilly?

we love it when Ryan poops in! I think he gets a little askeert of us, though. :lol:

Ptaum's sillly has been gone a while. :( we really need the silly, and Tom, to come back.

Did a killer swimming class this am. OMG. . . . .... ....very challenging. Now I need to pull a Mark Phelps and consume 6,000 calories.

you'll need 12,000 calories to correctly do the Phelps diet. :blink:

Poor little thing's entire midsection blew up like a hot air balloon and it couldn't move for a few days....she was just waiting for the explosive consequences, 2 days later, major poo crimes

MAJOR POO CRIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think POO CRIMES is in my top 10 favorite Psilly expressions (just thinkin' of the upcoming award season, ya know)

Julie - top favorite books - must ponder!

favorite of all time is Les Miserables, the 1200-page version (that was in my 20's when I had an attention span, but you can still skip the 80 pages of the Battle of WAterloo)......because it was, to me, the most beautiful story of redemption I'd ever read......

uh....of course, Janet....that's Psewsee's mailbox. yah :huh:

yeah, here in Stepford, 'tis mine, I'm trying to torture my neighbors. Janet flew out adn took a photo, I was on the toilet and missed her by just a wee bit.....

SILLIES.............

I just got back from PetSmart, will NEVER go there again on a Sunday, there were about 15 dogs up for adoption. :( So - there was a one-year-old red Queensland (my favorite)/catahoula leopard dog mix.......he was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO handsome, so quiet and sweet and......very, very depressed. I opened his cage and cradled his head in my hand for nearly five minutes.......way too long - we bonded - I VERY WILDLY entertained the idea of bringing him home - oh my gawd - - - so he got a little energized and tried to take a step out of his cage and come out with me - - :(:(:(:(

I wept as I shut the door and put him back in, and he went back to sleep.

Sillies,

I am ruined.

:(

elye Community Regular
Emily, the deck is looking good!! And so are you, skinny minny.....I so wish I burned enough calories like Phelps to be able to eat anything :lol:

Gahh! ME?? Skinny Minnie, nuh-uh. .. . . ....... <_<

Cannot imagine putting out enough work in the pool to burn all of the fuel Phelps does....here I worked my a$$ off this morning, and I can probably eat, oh, 2,000 calories, TOPS, to simply maintain things.. . . . ... :angry::angry:

Hey, I have a question to pose to you all, since I know so many are readers....if you could make a list of your top 5 must read books what would they be (and why, totally optional)?????

Whoa.....gotta think about this, if ya want five.... . . . ...

Swan Song, by Robert McCammon

Clara Callan, Richard B. Wright

The Book of Negroes, Lawrence Hill

The reasons are sometimes tough to put into words....I was deeply affected, moved even, by these works......two more.....hmmmmm.......

you'll need 12,000 calories to correctly do the Phelps diet. :blink:

Do you think that this ridiculous food regimen is the reason that Phelps's ears are the way they are?

I think POO CRIMES is in my top 10 favorite Psilly expressions (just thinkin' of the upcoming award season, ya know)

MINE, TOO! :lol:

I wept as I shut the door and put him back in, and he went back to sleep.

Sillies,

I am ruined.

:(

GAAAAHHHHHH!!!! SOOOOOOZIE!!!! GO GET THAT BEAUTIFUL BOY!!!!!!! :(:(:wub::wub:

Jestgar Rising Star
Hey, I have a question to pose to you all, since I know so many are readers....if you could make a list of your top 5 must read books what would they be (and why, totally optional)?????

hmm, The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings series (that's 4)

and MM Kaye Far Pavilions.

Reason: I have way to much reality in my life. I want to read to have some one else's reality.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
GAAAAHHHHHH!!!! SOOOOOOZIE!!!! GO GET THAT BEAUTIFUL BOY!!!!!!! :(:wub:

:(:(:(:(

Can't, can't afford another pet right now until there's more income, for one thing. also, I'm not getting another dog while living in Stepford. The yard is so tiny, and if I get a barker, I'm in trouble. Stinker was a HUGE barker, I received complaints, and they had to stay inside all the time when I was gone.

the next pet is going to be the tiniest baby kitten for Weez, she so wants one :wub: .....and it's more manageable.....I have no business looking at or being around dogs in cages, period. :(

did I tell you guys, a while ago (when Stinker was alive) my SIL found two TEENSY kittens in the dumpster :angry::(<people are so evil> at her office and brought them home and bottle-fed them. Weezee saw these kittens and it was the cutest thing ever - she could NOT STOP licking and licking and licking them, like a momma cat..... :)

the good news is, about those dogs in the store today - - there is a craggy old fantastic lady named BArbara whom I spoke to......all those dogs go and live on her ranch during the week, so life can't be that bad, can it? But she has about 50 dogs, I think...... :blink:

hmm, The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings series (that's 4)

and MM Kaye Far Pavilions.

Reason: I have way to much reality in my life. I want to read to have some one else's reality.

Oh! I read The Far Pavillions in.......junior high, I think......can't remember what it was about but it was lovely and enchanting.

The Thornbirds is the only book I've ever read twice.....such a lovely story. Who can forget Maggie and Father Ralph de Bricassart.......

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
hmm, The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings series (that's 4)

and MM Kaye Far Pavilions.

Reason: I have way to much reality in my life. I want to read to have some one else's reality.

I think the Hobbit and LOTR are all one book, really, because it's all the same story, it's not even a series, it's just one big beautiful story. I think he just broke it up cuz you can't fit that many pages in one binding.

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