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jerseyangel Proficient

Wow Jess.....I don't know. Sounds a little spooky, though.

On a semi-related note--I grew up from birth till the time I got married across the street from a cemetary. I'm pretty comfortable around them. I wouldn't discount the cold having something to do with the cemetary, though.....


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I have a ponderance for you guys.

This morning I woke up late (5 am :blink: ) and I decided to do my walk in reverse. Now while I'm walking, there are temperature variations. Usually I can attribute these to being really near the water, or on thickly tree-lined streets or something.

This morning I'm doing my walk backwards, and it's actually daylight, and I walk into a wall of cold. So I'm wandering along trying to figure out why, 'cause I didn't turn any corners, and I'm the same distance from the water as I've been for the last half mile or so. As I'm walking, I realize the cemetery is just a hundred feet or so in front of me. I pass the cemetery, and the cold gradually fades away.

This is the first time I've walked past the cemetery going this direction, and the first time I've hit the wall of cold, although I realized it's always cold right around there.

So here's what I'd like you to ponder:

Is it cold because there's some geographical feature I'm over looking?

Or is it cold because there's a preponderance of non-bodied persons residing there?

I'd say . . . no real buildings/structures soaking and storing up the heat to then radiate it back again. I'd also say that my vision is that you were actually walking backwards . . . :lol:

Confession . . . I had to go back and see if Susie actually said "smell fee" . . . as Jess has been known to . . . um . . . "tinker" . . . not to be confused with "tinkle" which puts us back to Bev's post . . . who has ever said it's OK to drink cow urine??

Jestgar Rising Star
I'd say . . . no real buildings/structures soaking and storing up the heat to then radiate it back again. I'd also say that my vision is that you were actually walking backwards . . . :lol:

Confession . . . I had to go back and see if Susie actually said "smell fee" . . . as Jess has been known to . . . um . . . "tinker" . . . not to be confused with "tinkle" which puts us back to Bev's post . . . who has ever said it's OK to drink cow urine??

:lol: :lol: :lol: Wondered that too.

The part of the island where I walk doesn't have a lot of buildings anyway, and the house right before the cemetery has an open expanse with a view of the sound. Doesn't get cold till you've passed this house, and before the open grave field.

(I could never have come up with something as random as smell fee)

elye Community Regular

Mornin' Psillies!

Hmmm. .. interesting ponderance, Jess.... and especially around Hallowe'en. I have absolutely NO idea why you'd suddenly get a cold blast while walking by a cemetery, at least nothing geographical, topographical or architectural. Must be the coldness of those spirits. .. ..really, this makes as much sense as anything else, to my wee, unscientific mind. . ... did you get a sudden chill? Feel any flushing, tingling, racing of heart? Did you hear any voices?

:huh:

Must bring Jack into this puzzle. . ....he will offer up interesting possibilities, I am sure. ....

:rolleyes:

On a semi-related note--I grew up from birth till the time I got married across the street from a cemetary. I'm pretty comfortable around them.

Patti, I'm sure this explains a great deal about you. . ......not sure what, howevah. .. . .. :huh::lol:

. . . who has ever said it's OK to drink cow urine??

Doesn't everyone?

:mellow:

:lol:

(I could never have come up with something as random as smell fee)

Oh, yes, you could have, Jesster! B):lol:

Jess, are you really the Walmart Jester? Has your name been a subtle clue that we have just not managed to pick up on? :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
(I could never have come up with something as random as smell fee)

One my mom's lines . . .

"Everyone who believes that go stand on yer heads!!"

Mtndog Collaborator

Happy Sunday Psilllies! I have to apologize for my PEE in last night (I usually poop in) as I was brain dead (no nap= :ph34r:) and gave absolutely NO context. Kurt was TRYING to cheer me up about me lymieness! GAH! Failed humor attempt. :(

stop that digging GIRL!!!!

STOP IT RIGHT NOW. :ph34r:

Judy putting the smackdown on the Q! Ouch! :lol: :lol:

Wow Jess.....I don't know. Sounds a little spooky, though.

On a semi-related note--I grew up from birth till the time I got married across the street from a cemetary. I'm pretty comfortable around them. I wouldn't discount the cold having something to do with the cemetary, though.....

Patti hanging out amongst the uhhm...no longer with us crowd? Hmm..Jess's question. Could it be a lack of trees and shrubbery (I love that word- shrunbbery!) and more concrete (above and below ground)? :ph34r: :ph34r:

I'd also say that my vision is that you were actually walking backwards . . . :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
"Everyone who believes that go stand on yer heads!!"

:lol::lol:

Superb. . . ....!


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Susie- I thought of you yesterday when I saw a sign advertising the newest scent at Aroma Sanctum, one of the crazy Salem shops:

Don't drink your wee, drink the faerie!!!!!!!!!!!

all right, I shall DRINK the wee faerie! (per Bev's command)

I think absinthe is not a smell I want on my body......... (but my WEE, that's another story) :lol:

Did you catch that........."If we can drink the urine of cows, why can't we drink our own urine?".................WHAT????!!!!!!!!

:lol: saw taht on second glance........are we supposed to be drinking cow urine? :unsure:

Yes, we probably all saw it. . . . ... Don't wanna ask. . . . Paying for....... . . .a gardener's .. . . smell. .. .. ....... . .

:lol: gave 'em 10 bucks for it, yessir

stop that digging GIRL!!!!

STOP IT RIGHT NOW. :ph34r:

okay :ph34r:

Is it cold because there's some geographical feature I'm over looking?

Or is it cold because there's a preponderance of non-bodied persons residing there?

:ph34r: it's just cold because it's spooky, and yes, because there are dead bodies, and it's around hallowe'en, is all. :huh:

Confession . . . I had to go back and see if Susie actually said "smell fee" . . . as Jess has been known to . . . um . . . "tinker" . . . not to be confused with "tinkle" which puts us back to Bev's post . . . who has ever said it's OK to drink cow urine??

:blink::lol:

got 30 watchers on my jacket tat on ebay - quite a good number for one day - is it all a' you'se guys?

(I could never have come up with something as random as smell fee)

gardeners' $mell fee = smell of wee? Becuase.......maybe what they're doign when they go inside and shut the door of the trailer.........is drinking their wee? :huh:

:wacko: too tired to make sense this morning, sillies..........not enough sleep and took a sleep aide at 3 a.m.............quite groggy now -_-

elye Community Regular
:lol: saw taht on second glance........are we supposed to be drinking cow urine? :unsure:

Again.. . . Doesn't everybody?

got 30 watchers on my jacket tat on ebay - quite a good number for one day - is it all a' you'se guys?

Yes!! And all o' me neighboUrs who I've told, and my phamily, and the guy at the drug store, and all the meat packers and box people at the grocery store. . ......

Wait! There goes our paper delivery kid. . . . .. be back. . .. . .

:lol:B)

Sooozie! get on back to bed! 'Tis a lazy Sunday. . . . .... ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
got 30 watchers on my jacket tat on ebay - quite a good number for one day - is it all a' you'se guys?

Now if only they'd start biddin'!!!

Yes!! And all o' me neighboUrs who I've told, and my phamily, and the guy at the drug store, and all the meat packers and box people at the grocery store. . ......

Wait! There goes our paper delivery kid. . . . .. be back. . .. . .

:lol:B)

*snort* . . . probably leaves one or two legit watchers . . . :lol:

Headed to Whole Foods in just a bit . . . signed me and the kids up for a gluten free chocolate chip cookie baking/tasting class. Perhaps I'll bring along a carton of milk.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sooozie! get on back to bed! 'Tis a lazy Sunday. . . . .... ;)

but...........I'm going to do some digging work in the garden!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'tis a glorious Sunday, sun with a smattering of clouds............

<very light digging today pholks, and Judy, don't panic - - just some touch-ups and laying down of mulch!

So it's all of Em's peeps, and Janet, watching my jacket. Yes, no legit buyers yet. :lol: Don't worry, one just like mine sold for about $60 last week......so even wif all you bogus watchers it should do okay. ;)

Headed to Whole Foods in just a bit . . . signed me and the kids up for a gluten free chocolate chip cookie baking/tasting class. Perhaps I'll bring along a carton of milk.

yes, better than a carton o' wee :unsure::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning all

lazy morning here.......watching the leaves fall before they are turning colors......... :blink:

Jim and I took a 4 hr car ride into Amish country yesterday and it was such a nice relaxing time.

Susie, can you sent me a email with the ebay link to your coat?

I have a ebay account but haven't been on for ages and don't know your user name there

have a great day everyone one.

Judy

Green12 Enthusiast

What's up PEE drinkers?!?!?

Haven't had much silly to contribute :(:(:(

I have to report my "no sugar" streak has ended :ph34r: I indulged in creamy milk chocolate yesterday and it put an end to my 129 day run........

Good to see a Peter poop in!

Nikki, sounds like Al had a great birthday :D .............and I would love to have that cake recipe too, heavenly!!!!!

Sooze, how is your back? Are people buying on Ebay?? Have gone back and forth on if I should list some things or not, didn't know if the economy has affected Ebay sales or not?? And did yer find yer heating pad?!?!?!

:lol: at the mini Sillies' sillies

Jess, you are walking with ghosts?!?!?

Hi Judy!!!! glad you had a nice drive yesterday :)

Wondering how the move went for Amanda and Jen.....

I know I am phorgetting lots. Hi to all, HUGS to all :)

elye Community Regular
I have to report my "no sugar" streak has ended :ph34r: I indulged in creamy milk chocolate yesterday and it put an end to my 129 day run........

Way to go, lasting all that time, Jooolie! :)

I bet it was worth the cheat.. . . . ...creamy milk chocolate. . .......mmmmmmmmmmmm :P:P

elye Community Regular
One my mom's lines . . .

"Everyone who believes that go stand on yer heads!!"

I was trying to remember one of the many terrific, old-school charming sayings that my granddad used that dealt with this situation, i.e., hearing something that is just too unbelievable. It was driving me nuts, so I just called me dad. Turns out Gramps didn't have an expression for exactly this, but one of his sayings was to be used when speaking about an ill-mannered, vulgar person:

"He's got less class than Joe Maphroe the bladder-stitcher".

:lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
'Tis a lazy Sunday. . . . .... ;)

I quite agree!

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Next week will be a short one. I only work one full day and two half days. I plan to take all my big clothes to a resale shop........maybe trim some bushes and any other chores not done today :P

Had lots of compliments on my weight loss at the wedding, yesterday. :) One guy said his wife might be interested in trying this gluten free thing to lose some weight <_<

I told him that going gluten free doesn't necessarily make people lose weight. He knows why I eat the way I do. I think my weight loss makes it appear that going gluten-free is a quick fix when you want to shed extra pounds.

I didn't touch anything at the reception.....chicken and noodles, meatloaf, macaroni and cheese, green beans and rolls.......but I expected as much and ate beforehand.

Love ghost stories but have nothing to contribute......no sillie til all the sleep-induced grogginess has lifted.

Where's Bunnie?.....wondering how Tom is doing......missing Sarah :(

Must get off and at least make a quick run to the grocery........Beef Stew for dinner tonite.

jerseyangel Proficient
I have to report my "no sugar" streak has ended :ph34r: I indulged in creamy milk chocolate yesterday and it put an end to my 129 day run........

You're a better woman than I, Julie--I only lasted a month! <_<:D Hope you enjoyed the yummy chocolate--and it liked you back ;)

"He's got less class than Joe Maphroe the bladder-stitcher".

*snort* and I'll throw in a *gaffaw* :lol: Yer dad is so phunny Em!!! :huh: Of course he is--he's a professional! :lol: You come by yer sillie honestly, thats fer sure!! B):lol:

Can I just tell ya'll how beautiphul the coloUrs are here this weekend? Gawd--we just got home from taking the long way back from Starbucks and the trees were just gorgeous! :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Headed to Whole Foods in just a bit . . . signed me and the kids up for a gluten free chocolate chip cookie baking/tasting class. Perhaps I'll bring along a carton of milk.

Milk was provided!! (yer choice of cow's, hemp, almond, or soy) . . . GAH!!! I'm full!!! Both of my kids "got done" eating cookies before it was over. They had about a dozen different cookies to try. I stayed afterwards to chat and got to bring home the leftovers of our top two picks (The Pamela's bites which I buy anyway and the 365 box mix). Bob's Red Mill had the bean flour in the mix . . . yuck!!! I DO NOT LIKE the bean flours!! such an aftertaste . . . aftertaste . . .

aftertaste

One of my favoUrite scenes in the movie BIG wif Tom Hanks . . . when he's wiping the caviar off of his tongue . . . :P ( <--- tongue out for wiping :lol: )

Darn210 Enthusiast
I have to report my "no sugar" streak has ended :ph34r: I indulged in creamy milk chocolate yesterday and it put an end to my 129 day run........

129 days 12 hours 43 minutes 32 seconds . . . but who's counting . . . :lol:

WOW . . . you've got much more will power than me!! Hope it didn't "bite" back.

Jestgar Rising Star
I have to report my "no sugar" streak has ended :ph34r: I indulged in creamy milk chocolate yesterday and it put an end to my 129 day run........

At least you chose chocolate to end it with. :P

Gotta go sing. Nobody be funny for the next 4 hours.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Where's Bunnie?.....wondering how Tom is doing......missing Sarah :(

Must get off and at least make a quick run to the grocery........Beef Stew for dinner tonite.

I been SOOOOPER busy. I had to work a looooooong tough day yesterday, then I went out with my boyfriend and his buddies (I actually had a drink! Woohoo!) and we didn't get to bed til 4am. So not me. We woke up at 11 and ate and went to a local apple festival, it was really nice and had lots of vendors and I got a really pretty cotton/silk scarf. The thing that really bothered me? There were no apples....... anywhere......

Well, they had apple fritters. And cider. And pie. But those charming baskets of apples? Nada. One big booth on the way out, with one kind of apple. Gee. That's alright, I got a pretty scarf and rode a crappy ride, I had a good day. My boyfriend didn't even eat any fair food cuz he feels bad eating gluten food. Then we can't kiss....... He's so sweet.

jerseyangel Proficient
Gotta go sing. Nobody be funny for the next 4 hours.

<.....Whistling nonchalantly

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
At least you chose chocolate to end it with. :P

Gotta go sing. Nobody be funny for the next 4 hours.

I wanna donut.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
What's up PEE drinkers?!?!?

*snort* this cracked me up!

JOOLIE!!!!!!!!!!! what was it that made you break your no-sugar moratorium? creamy milk chocolate.......gads, just the words alone could kill me..................NEED SOME NOW.............

how are you feeling? how's Arnie? :wub:

"He's got less class than Joe Maphroe the bladder-stitcher".

:unsure:what does this mean?

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sounds perfect........

gluten-free diet for weight loss..........poopy cow! I GAINED 30 pounds.......doesn't it seem like everyone either gains or loses? no one stays the same? dunno.........

*snort* and I'll throw in a *gaffaw* Yer dad is so phunny Em!!! :huh: Of course he is--he's a professional! :lol: You come by yer sillie honestly, thats fer sure!! B)

Paddeigh got it.......... :lol:

Yer walk sounds gorgeous!

Bob's Red Mill had the bean flour in the mix . . . yuck!!! I DO NOT LIKE the bean flours!! such an aftertaste . . . aftertaste . . .

aftertaste

OMG - WHY do people use bean flours? so bitter..............

am envious of your cookie-binge..............I WANT TO EAT LIKE A PIG AND THERE"S NOTHING HERE...........

<am making a pot of chili - - uh-oh - BEAN WEEK coming up> :ph34r: [i do plan to limit myself]

Gotta go sing. Nobody be funny for the next 4 hours.

Jess, what r ya singing?

Bunnie! No apples at the apple faire? :blink: dang, I bet everything that we can't eat looked really good.... <_<

here's sumfin that made me chortle:

am going through old correspondence/journals etc. Found this letter to an old boyfriend in Texas (we used to fax each other frequently) and, Stinker was about 2 or 3 at this time. I had a heinous full-time job, so she was home alone every day for more than 8 hours.

So - the sentence reads:

"Dingo girl's (Tika) in the house all day and I hope she can hold it like she did yesterday. It's just too cold and wet to make her stay outside. Poor thing, being a latchkey child is just so hard on a dog - she couldn't go to best friend Phoebe's house today due to rain and mud. Did I mention Tika's an archaeologist? Her digs are tapering off, however, as she pursues garbology, her other passion."

:lol:

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