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SGWhiskers Collaborator

I'm pooping in to comment on naughty pets

"Perhaps Weezee belongs to a small and select international group of pets called 'The magical pets'

Will (me cat) is a fully paid up member......... he can open my bedroom door with power of his wee cat mind....he just stares at the door and it opens!!!!!!!......thus giving him the chance to practice the dark arts of .. trampling over me head , knocking over the glass of water on me bedside cabinet AND batting me earrings off the table and around the room as if they were a live mouse"

My indoor fuzzer cat managed to let himself out the screen door and return to me under cover of darkness with a dead mouse in bed. They are sneaky sneaky critters.

I'm loving the statue head. I happened to pop in a few weeks ago when he appeared and got a good chuckle. Next thing I know, he's got his own modeling career going. He's quite a handsome fellow.

Thank you Dingo Girl for pointing out how grEy it is. The Scot in me can't spell it any other way.

The turkey stealing neighbor family needs a swift kick in the bum and to prepare the meal for granny next year. She shouldn't have to do all the cooking and cleaning at her age.

Soon to be popper-inner

SGWhiskers


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Welcome Whiskers!!!!!

So glad you appreciate our Sam Hill . . . he's quite the travelor that one!! Lot's of kittehs on this thread and lots of alternative spelling . . . when you see something you don't recognize . . . Think FoeNetTickLee.

If you've been pooping in, you probably already know about Emily . . . don't let her scare you away . . . she always takes it up a notch when someone new posts . . . it's just a little test to see if you can handle the wacklness.

Nikkie - Marvelous MathS . . . now take the rest of the day to rest yer brain.

Susie - We had a dog that could open his kennel by the time he was 12 weeks. He also managed to chew through a door. Did you guys know that those hollow core door have cardboard in the cavity?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
My indoor fuzzer cat managed to let himself out the screen door and return to me under cover of darkness with a dead mouse in bed. They are sneaky sneaky critters.

I'm loving the statue head. I happened to pop in a few weeks ago when he appeared and got a good chuckle. Next thing I know, he's got his own modeling career going. He's quite a handsome fellow.

Thank you Dingo Girl for pointing out how grEy it is. The Scot in me can't spell it any other way.

Soon to be popper-inner

:)

:)

:)

Whiskers!!!!!!!!!!! welcome! what a thrill, a newbie who is not askeert of us (yet) :lol: Stay and play wif us!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HI WHISKERS!!!!! :D

My indoor fuzzer cat managed to let himself out the screen door and return to me under cover of darkness with a dead mouse in bed. They are sneaky sneaky critters.

MOUSE in the bed?!!!?

Oh dear gaaaaawd!!!!!!!!

Wait! :unsure: ....Did you say you're Scottish????

Nikkie - Marvelous MathS . . . now take the rest of the day to rest yer brain.

:lol::lol:

Thanks Gian-knit......I DO pheel a tad light headed :blink:

elye Community Regular

HEYYYYY.....Whiskers!!! :):) Methinks a Scot! Um.....Scotsman or woman?? .. . I'm thinking feminine. . .. . ..which actually could be male or female. Well, usually only men have whiskers . ......men and my mother's cleaning lady when I was very young....a little one-hundred year-old Polish lady, tight kerchief always in place 'round her head and neck. What was her name? . .... Mrs. Knowski. Yep, she had whiskers.

Mygawd. . . . . ...has she become a forum member??? Whiskers!! Are you Mrs. Knowski?? :o:lol:

Actually, I am certain that she had celiac. I remember little about her, but I DO recall her unbelievable gas, and how she would trudge into our downstairs bathroom and be in there for half an hour.

And she belched a fair bit. Yep, gaseous concerns. And I never connected it to possible gluten trouble until right now.

Imagine if it's her!! What a small world!

Mrs. Knowski? Did you ever read my diary that I had out on my dresser?

Like, ever??

:lol::lol: `

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Wait! :unsure: ....Did you say you're Scottish????

:) isn't that exciting!!!!!!!!! <Um, I'm scottish too, a good part, does anyone care? does that matter? If I MOVE THERE will it help? :lol: >

Mygawd. . . . . ...has she become a forum member??? Whiskers!! Are you Mrs. Knowski?? :o

Mrs. Knowski? Did you ever read my diary that I had out on my dresser?

Like, ever??

`

EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Watch yerself! You ARE going to scare Mrs. Knowski our new phriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

OMG sillies - - I"m a little slow here on my CSI investigating....... :lol:

but - today - WHAT DID I SPY ON THE SLIDING DOOR, up at the level of the door handle but SEVERAL smeared, slightly muddy paw prints.......... :o

it really is true!!!!!!!!!!!! she DID open the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! my gawd, now I must lock the door from me own dog when I leave :lol: :lol:

will try to photograph but - dunno if it will show......

she IS a beguiling yet wicked little dog.................. :wub:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Mrs Knowski :lol: ....mygawd, I wish I had a cleaner.....Em! You don't remember how much she charged do you??? :lol:

:) isn't that exciting!!!!!!!!! <Um, I'm scottish too, a good part, does anyone care? does that matter? If I MOVE THERE will it help? :lol: >

We ALL be Scottish at heart!!!! :lol:

....but I don't think Whiskers is a native as SHE doesn't use the 'U' in behavioUr <stroking chin>

GOOD detective work Sooze!!!....why that little Weasel!!!!!!

Where's our Bevel???.....laying inert sumwhere in a Turkey coma???? :unsure:


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Hello Psillies- Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving and that Knickerler created a new tradition- the British Thanksgiving (you could always be thankful that you got rid of us :P :P ). I ate too much but I LOVE TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope all is well- I'm pooping in and too pooped to catch up (no Leesa- that was not a hint but if you wanna summarize :D

Did any of you see the Colbert Christmas Special: The Greatest Gift of All? Kurt and I watched it Thursday night........oh-my-god. Two of the songs were so funny:

Open Original Shared Link with a gift more precious than frankincense or myrrh. :lol: :lol: :lol:

and........Open Original Shared Link

DYING LAUGHING!!!!!!

tom Contributor
Mrs. Knowski? Did you ever read my diary that I had out on my dresser?

Like, ever??

`

:lol: :lol:

EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . .. my gawd, now I must lock the door from me own dog when I leave :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

And Yes! Why didn't we think of dusting for pawprints earlier???? [CSI-Clovis is in pre-production, according to the trades]

Speaking of which, I used to watch all CSIs but Miami [how does Caruso even get jobs???], but .. ...I dunno .. ..there are 3 or 4 of each (NY & LV) still on the DVR & I really REALLY do have too much to do to be watching so much tv anyway .. . ...time to nix 'em.

Em, I've made a decision. <fa

elye Community Regular
Mrs Knowski :lol: ....mygawd, I wish I had a cleaner.....Em! You don't remember how much she charged do you???

Well..... . I'm trying to remember how long she came to our house and cleaned . ... it was MANY years....she looked 100 when she started, and exactly the same when she trundled out our front door for the last time, many years later. Humming strange, Slavic-sounding hymns as she dusted, staring with consternation and probably horror at the back of my dad's closet door, where he would often hang the costume that he was to be wearing for that night's taping - - a sumo wrestler, a nun, a drag queen. . .... .. .Imagine the stories she took home to her husband?

I'm thinking we did NOT pay her enough. :lol:

Um....Whiskers, if you are Mrs. Knowski, please stick around and do NOT be frightened away. If you managed to clean my house for all those years, seeing what you did....hell, this is a walk in the park. . . . . . .... :lol:

Em, I've made a decision. <fa
psawyer Proficient
PeOter and Jacquie MUST be Corner Gas phans!! Howevah, they are Torontonians - - quite a breed apart, them folk. . . . ... ;):P

Actually, we don't watch much TV at all, and never got into CG (my brother Rob likes it). We do all three CSI shows, despite Caruso/Caine who is one giant pompous ass.

And, Emily, remember that I was born in your sleepy little burg of Ottawa, across the street from the farm. :lol:

One of my grandparents was of Scottish descent. She was born in Canada.

elye Community Regular
One of my grandparents was of Scottish descent. She was born in Canada.

Hey, my Gramma, too!! Her mom was a Scot... . .from a funny little hamlet called Beuley, I believe. What was your grandmother's last name? My grandmother was in the Leslie clan. . . . ....motto: GRIP FAST.

:lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

I'll bet you would never have guessed that I have NINE, count 'em, NINE, ten and eleven-year-old kids running around me house....The Ripper's birthday party is tonight (it's on Boxing Day, so we have his party now, before the Christmas insanity sets in).

There is much screaming coming from downstairs.

:unsure:

psawyer Proficient
What was your grandmother's last name?

Livingstone. My great-great-grandfather, James Livingstone, was born on the Isle of Mull, Scotland, in February 1810. He came to Canada with his wife, Mary McMillan, and their newborn daughter in 1843, settling in Wellington County, Ontario, where they had nine more children. James was a cousin of Open Original Shared Link according to family history.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

too much commotion to even comment on tonight

going to shave off me whiskers on me lip and go and crawel under me blankie.

carry on all you who have lives among the living :blink: like 9- 10 year olds bouncing about. :blink:

Sooz, I have no doubt Weeze could have pawed open that door. She had plenty of time to do it.

Judy

elye Community Regular

Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.... ....they're ALL in the hot tub... . . . . .!!!!!

:wacko::wacko::wacko:

jerseyangel Proficient
Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.... ....they're ALL in the hot tub... . . . . .!!!!!

:wacko::wacko::wacko:

Gawd Em--I don't envy you tonight! :lol: Had me share of such parties ;)

Please wish The Ripper a happy birthday from Mark and I--hope he has lots of phun tonight! :D

curlyfries Contributor
Hope all is well- I'm pooping in and too pooped to catch up (no Leesa- that was not a hint but if you wanna summarize :D

Welllllllll...............OK............might as well accomplish something this weekend. :rolleyes:

Here goes......

Curse of all things 11, or binary 3, Twa are in on it, and Ptaum doesn't want to die :o

Sousczie discovers Dingo family and A$$Hat

DOG SIN PHOTOS......aka butt scoot wedding pics :huh:

Snowflake sweatered psillies w/antlered pets, Sam Hill float and lots of confetti

Jess's yarn addiction.....was she a kittteh in a past life? <_<

A Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving.......Judy, Jim, and biting cat

Authentic Burundian loose on c.com........fer real!

Em's MIL visit countdown.........watch out for day 11 :ph34r:

Suzie cooking her wee breasts

Patti phlips 14,000 and Judy has soupy pumpkin pie

Psilly turkey comas

Amanda is Pi$$ED!!!!........nurses take cover!

Drive-thru express anal gland expressions :blink:

Nikki is a Barking citizen....and a MathS genius

Weezer opens door and fridge?.........secondhand Bubble and Squeek in Suzie's future

Judy shares Thanksgiving leftovers with neighbor.........

.......ummm, does that mean 100 yr old Ptaughmn turkey, slurpy pumpkin pie,

skutched cornbread and pecan pie rocks? :ph34r:

Scotch Scottish Whiskey Whiskers poops in, attracted by Sam Hill

.........aaaaaaand........for the shorthand version, ala Ptaughmn.......mit AL-KEE-HOL?

!!!!!!!!!Twalights & Dog Sin & MathS ohmy.gif . . . . (aka :o ) :lol:

Floats & antlered pets

Skeins, drizzlesauce, dentists(!?), not a dingo, atari scooter wedding pics!! :lol: , hot jelloed holsters, pie reviews :lol: , do Burundians already do ketchupless Thxgvg?, do they say cat-soup in some foreign lands like Filipinos say sall-mon??, MILs & . ...whoa!! Judith's our new Queen!!!!!!! (Oops sorry .. .just kidding ...didn't mean to scare ya)

:lol:;)

jerseyangel Proficient
Welllllllll...............OK............might as well accomplish something this weekend. :rolleyes:

Nicely done! :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Welllllllll...............OK............might as well accomplish something this weekend. :rolleyes:

Judy shares Thanksgiving leftovers with neighbor.........

.......ummm, does that mean 100 yr old Ptaughmn turkey, slurpy pumpkin pie,

skutched cornbread and pecan pie rocks? :ph34r:

thanks for the summary. gave me a big belly laugh

yes, time well spent for sure.

:lol::lol::lol: nope spared her all the ................ah, poor turnouts............but she loved getting all the turkey

will send over some turkey soup tomorrow.

so enjoy your posts ;)

Green12 Enthusiast

Hi Sillies!

Just pooping in.....

I Bubbled and I Squeaked yesterday!!

Turned out pretty good. I have eaten way too much the last 3 days. Have been bumming around in leisurely loose clothing, and like a bump on a log....or a blob on a log :lol:

BUT, I did get a few things accomplished. Put away all the Thanksgiving decorations and got up all the Christmas decorations (except for outside because it's been cold and snowy :D )...will have to wait for this week when it warms up to finish that part. It's looking quite festive around here :D

Cards and shopping is next, but I ordered a few presents on-line today so I got a good start.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the Ripper!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi to Whiskers!!

I was going to say Bev was probably in a chocolate coma :lol: , but I see she pooped in also!

Sooze's CSI and muddy paw prints :lol:

And Nikki is literally Barking Mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend :)

Off to watch White Christmas!

jerseyangel Proficient

Ooh Julie--enjoy White Christmas :D

We put our tree up today, too. :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
There is much screaming coming from downstairs.

:lol: don't go down there, Em. 'tis not saphe.

Drive-thru express anal gland expressions :blink:

Nikki is a Barking citizen....and a MathS genius

Weezer opens door and fridge?.........secondhand Bubble and Squeek in Suzie's future

Judy shares Thanksgiving leftovers with neighbor.........

.......ummm, does that mean 100 yr old Ptaughmn turkey, slurpy pumpkin pie,

skutched cornbread and pecan pie rocks?

Scotch Scottish Whiskey Whiskers poops in, attracted by Sam Hill

.........aaaaaaand........for the shorthand version, ala Ptaughmn.......mit AL-KEE-HOL?

:lol: :lol: :lol: Excellent, as always, Leesuh. Scotch Whiskey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: and Ptaum's al-kee-hol post :lol:

Jess a kitteh in a former life :lol:

Turned out pretty good. I have eaten way too much the last 3 days. Have been bumming around in leisurely loose clothing, and like a bump on a log....or a blob on a log :lol:

BUT, I did get a few things accomplished. Put away all the Thanksgiving decorations and got up all the Christmas decorations (except for outside because it's been cold and snowy :D )...will have to wait for this week when it warms up to finish that part. It's looking quite festive around here

Sounds lurvely!

Went to three stores for me tree. harrumph - did not find it.

because dang, the potted, live, ATTRACTIVE trees are now $50 and up - that is NOT going to happen - I can't even plant it here in Stepford and, even if I could - too much money. Seems I used to get good four- to five-foot trees in Monterey for around $25......those days are gone.

Haven't had a tree in more than - six years? So - maybe a small, already cut tree :ph34r:

Hey, it's not my fault, they were going to be cut down whether I bought one or not, right?

Might be time for the annual viewing of The Holiday <cozy!!!!!!>

so dull here. Really dull. Watching movies, reading the paper, and getting NOTHING done this evening. Blah.

:mellow:

oh - and this is scary -

Someone I met on match.com over FOUR YEARS ago just emailed me tonight. :unsure:what in hell? I didn't even know his name and - he has saved my email address for this long? we had one coffee date......that was it - then I fell madly in love with that man who is obsessed with Bulldog football, some of you may recall......anywho, he is STILL on match. He is a DWEEB (is that mean? :ph34r: 'tis a fact). Oh, he also sent a link to a Kodak site with over 300 photos (I looked at about 12) and - about 295 of those are of his STUPID motorcycle and vast expanses of highway/scenery. Should I just tell him how much I hate motorcycles? (sorry Lisa :lol: ) I mean, is he trying to impress me?

I"m going to take the IGNORE route, no reply whatsoever.

I hate being single. :lol:

elye Community Regular

OMG, they are gone.

:wacko::wacko::wacko::wacko::wacko:

curlyfries Contributor
Someone I met on match.com over FOUR YEARS ago just emailed me tonight. :unsure:what in hell? I didn't even know his name and - he has saved my email address for this long? we had one coffee date......that was it

You must've made quite an impression!

.........no surprise, of course, we all know how remarkable you are :D

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