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tom Contributor

Mornin' Sillies!!! <hey I got 15min more mo'nin'>

Hmmmmm . ....from now on my 1st question for 20 Questions shall be:

Animal, vegetable, mineral or tequila-related?

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On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeeeee....... . .

Five Absinthe Phaerieeeeeeeees!

Four rigid to-ols,

Three ba-aaalll - cocks,

Two anal glands,

And a crutch ti-ip in a ho' tuuuub...


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jerseyangel Proficient

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but I think we have a new holiday classic in the making! :lol:

Who knew Silles were such a lyrical lot? B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I took that tonight about 5 minutes before I posted it. Usually when he sees the camera, he immediately gets up and walks towards it I got lucky this time and got several good shots.

:lol: that is exactly what Weez does when she sees the camera

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tom Contributor

Wow what a great talk I just had w/ buddy Tony, who got me the job.

Something I've been meaning to mention .. ...work's been wearing me down, almost grinding the life outta me. :( I knew it wouldn't be easy, but it was fine the 1st few weeks.

Too often I come home too exhausted to make dinner from scratch. Hell, there were days beFORE working when I'd be too tired for cooking so wth did I expect?

Anyway .. ..what I signed on to do was a lot of "push a button, wait, change the part, repeat". Nice mindless stuff I can do just fine on a not-so-good day.

But all I've been doing are things that require real thinking and pathetically are also a bit of a physical challenge. :(

Tony was saying that the company shouldn't be getting my "best hrs only" w/out paying $60/hr or more. They're getting too much for the money as it is now.

I'm a little surprised that Tony has such a better idea of my difficulties than could be expected. Quite pleasantly surprised. :)

Hmmmm where was I going w/ this?

Forgot, I guess . .. ....

OH!!! Maybe that it's good news that we'll be trying to get in more hrs that don't leave me spent?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Did anyone else see the news of that fighter jet crash over a San Diego neighborhood a little bit ago????

jerseyangel Proficient
am at work composing scatological lyrics

must tell Shane :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol:

Tony was saying that the company shouldn't be getting my "best hrs only" w/out paying $60/hr or more. They're getting too much for the money as it is now.

I'm a little surprised that Tony has such a better idea of my difficulties than could be expected. Quite pleasantly surprised. :)

OMG Pataughmn--this is great news! What an understanding man Tony is :D

elye Community Regular
OH!!! Maybe that it's good news that we'll be trying to get in more hrs that don't leave me spent?

That is really good news, Ptaoughmghmn - - finally, a bit of a gift comin' yer way . .. ...an understanding boss . .. :)


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tom Contributor
That is really good news, Ptaoughmghmn - - finally, a bit of a gift comin' yer way . .. ...an understanding boss . .. :)

Well, Tony's not really the boss - we both have the same boss - but it's great that he'll help the boss understand.

psawyer Proficient
Did anyone else see the news of that fighter jet crash over a San Diego neighborhood a little bit ago????

I've just been reading about it. I'm kinda phamiliar with the area. Reports put it around I-805 and Mira Mesa Blvd, just west of MCAS Miramar. A company I used to work for had, for part of the time I worked for them, an office on Mira Mesa along the north boundary of the station. I spent a fair amount of time in that office.

flourgirl Apprentice

On the ninth day of christmas my true luv gave to me......

Nine Sam Hill Manheads

Eight twirling Twa's

Seven psinging psillies

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six pharts a poppin'

Five Absinthe Phaerieeeeeeeees!

Four rigid to-ols,

Three ba-aaalll - cocks,

Two anal glands,

And a crutch ti-ip in a ho' tuuuub..."

This is the most fun I've had all day!!!!

Hate to admit to having "one of those days" but it insists on being one. :(

Oh, TAWWWM.....

I think we all dream of caring, considerate, understanding co-workers. Lucky you. Now all you have to do is figure out how to do the work, get your pay, and not be so drained that it takes away from your "real life" :rolleyes:

More lyrics, anyone?

elye Community Regular

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeeeee,

Ten Svens and Ednas,

Nine Sam Hill Manheads,

Eight twirling Twas,

Seven Psinging Psillies,

Six pfarts a' phlyin'

Fiiiiiiiiiiive...... ab-siiiiiiiinthe.... faeries.... .

Four rigid tools,

Three ballcocs,

Two anal glands,

AND A CRUTCH TI-IP IN A HO' TUUUUUUUUB. .....

:rolleyes::lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

On the twelf day of christmas my tru-luv gave to meeeee.....

Twelve gluten globs (nice guy, huh?)

Eleven whiney posts

Ten Svens and Ednas,

Nine Sam Hill Manheads,

Eight twirling Twas,

Seven Psinging Psillies,

Six pfarts a' phlyin'

Fiiiiiiiiiiive...... ab-siiiiiiiinthe.... faeries.... .

Four rigid tools,

Three ballcocs,

Two anal glands,

AND A CRUTCH TI-IP IN A HO' TUUUUUUUUB. .....

:lol::lol::lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

oooohhhhh, I forgot to add in chocolate stains in there somewhere! Maybe we need 12 more days to fit everything in! :ph34r:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

I'll comment on the 'sillies' later tonight.

I'm having major computer problems so been on line with verizon. :ph34r:

But

If any of you wish to have your names added to the Dr. Fine letter here is the link for the thread.

I think as many names as we can get would be helpful. You can read the letter Gentleheart and others have created.

https://www.celiac.com/gluten-free/index.ph...ic=53381&hl=

Thanks Judy

tom Contributor
oooohhhhh, I forgot to add in chocolate stains in there somewhere! Maybe we need 12 more days to fit everything in! :ph34r:

Yeah we could've started the 100 days of Christmas back in .. .September.

31 Phluid Phlipovers, .. ..

How many phartcharts? :unsure:

Heehee how many pspellings o' me NAME!?? :wacko::lol:

How many times do I reread the ingredients of a gluten-free product I've bought for yrs but still compulsively read EVERY time I buy it?????? <oops can't think of how to word that as a short lyric>

Mtndog Collaborator
**Oh Christmas Twa, Oh Christmas Twa ..**

I keep forgetting to use the full name since the 2nd tower went up. Fine!! I should've specified Beaverly Snackle South.

<does that sound a little dirty or is it just me?>

Tom MOO HOO AHH HA HA!!!!! :lol:

I too am thinking of our brave, strong Sarah. :wub:

Suzzle barphed :lol::o

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me......♫

Four rigid to-ols,

Three ba-aaalll - cocks,

Two anal glands,

And a crutch ti-ip in a ho' tuuuub... ♪ ♪ ♫

Paddeigh :lol: x 10!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Five jolly Twas

Four rigid to-ols,

Three ba-aaalll - cocks,

Two anal glands,

And a crutch ti-ip in a ho' tuuuub... ♪ ♪ ♫

DingoGirl Enthusiast
oooohhhhh, I forgot to add in chocolate stains in there somewhere! Maybe we need 12 more days to fit everything in! :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol: she really has got it, hasn't she????????????????? But so sorry you had a pisser of a day, Tyr-eee-sah! :( That's where the psilly thread is MOST helpful ;)

oops - like like we've got conphlicting lyrics now :lol:

may have to write several versions of our song and, Ptaum's right, we really COULD have done 100 days of Christmas :lol:

phreezing cold here sillies, now must walk the Whining Weezel

♫ eleven whining Weezels ♫

*snackle*

happygirl Collaborator

♪ ♪ ♫

<snort>

Darn210 Enthusiast

Some of you are hogging all the lyrics . . . didn't your mothers teach you to share!!!!

Let's make it Twelve Whining Weezels cause I really want . . .

:music thingy: Eleven Llamas Leaping. :music thingy:

Darn210 Enthusiast
♪ ♪ ♫

<snort>

Oh and I think the psillies should be psnorting instead of psinging . . . on whatever the he!! that number was.

elye Community Regular
Some of you are hogging all the lyrics . . . didn't your mothers teach you to share!!!!

Let's make it Twelve Whining Weezels cause I really want . . .

:music thingy: Eleven Llamas Leaping. :music thingy:

YES!!! :lol::lol:

Ten Chocolate Barphings.. . .....

tom Contributor
phreezing cold here sillies, now must walk the Whining Weezel

I was just out for errands & thinking it was really cold <brrrrrrrr> but had to chuckle at "how do I tell an easterner it's brrrrrrr cold when I go out w/out a jacket or sweater & might've seen someone in shorts if I'd looked harder?"

Forecast for Thurs is 72!!!!!!!! :):D:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
I was just out for errands & thinking it was really cold <brrrrrrrr> but had to chuckle at "how do I tell an easterner it's brrrrrrr cold when I go out w/out a jacket or sweater & might've seen someone in shorts if I'd looked harder?"

Forecast for Thurs is 72!!!!!!!! :):D:lol:

yah. feelin for ya, tom <_<

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Some of you are hogging all the lyrics . . . didn't your mothers teach you to share!!!!

Let's make it Twelve Whining Weezels cause I really want . . .

:music thingy: Eleven Llamas Leaping. :music thingy:

:lol: x 10 yes - we can do that

♫ ♫ (pssst - Gianknit - it's alt 14 on yer numerical keypad)

Oh and I think the psillies should be psnorting instead of psinging . . . on whatever the he!! that number was.

yes also :lol:

"pseven psillies psnorting"

Ten Chocolate Barphings.. . .....

:lol: x 10

(really was mostly tequila that came up in the barph - very little chocolate :ph34r: - but it sounds good :lol: )

yah. feelin for ya, tom <_<

:lol:

quite cold here - around 40? - with a dense, cold mist hanging in the air - - curled me hair whilst I walked the whining weezle

elye Community Regular
Forecast for Thurs is 72!!!!!!!! :):D:lol:

I was jumping up and down today because OUR forecast for Thursday and Friday is...........((((drumroll)))...........+ 4! (That'd be, oh, what, 38 F?) :rolleyes:

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