Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):
  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
if only it was that easy. I am actually cleaning out clothes and shoes which I have not worn in a year or more....if I didn't wear them in that long chances are I'll never wear them. I am donating them to my coworker who loves getting new clothes. We do this in my office all the time, swap clothes to each other when the time comes. The remaining will go to salvation army.

great idea Amanda.

everybody wins this way.

so happy things are moving forward for your big day

judy


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
Green12 Enthusiast

:lol: Jess

All right.....you've come close wif yer guessin'. . . .. .... :lol:

These animals cannot do something that, if memory serves me, Soooozie did not long ago, and I'm certain Amanda did, as well. I have not done this in about five years, now that I think of it, which probably does not help you too much .. . . . . ...

What did Susie do not too long ago, and Amanda, and you 5 yrs ago??????? Object to musicals?!?!?!?!?!

:lol:

I got it!!!........they can't throw up?

Amanda, those rooms sound nice and roomy :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OMG!! How much do you have to drink to be willing to pile salami on your head and post a picture of yourself!

:lol: the eternal question, but even worse - that fairly-freshly-slaughtered lamb carcass :blink:

Didn't PunkinPuss make earmuffs from the mincemeat he made of MushMouse?

:blink: whaaaaaaat?

............is this more eejitcational TV talk?

:lol: oh, is THAT what that was?

I'd assumed it was the toothpaste, tho on second thought, I doubt non-carcass based is much of a differentiator in the toothpaste market.

:lol: :lol: non-carcass-based

Well yer just not puttin' in enough good stuff!!!

Tho not cheap, my specTACular salad w/ smoked salmon, 'cado, toasted pine nuts & goat cheese etc etc is .. ..far from blechable ^_^

sounds very good........but too much effort for this lazy hag. <_< It was only tuna, green onions, and some crumbled blue cheese on the redleaf lettuce. Rather pedestrian.

BTW I love Taum's Eye Vert and then gianknit's Smacke-eye showing up right after it :lol:

All right.....you've come close wif yer guessin'. . . .. .... :lol:

These animals cannot do something that, if memory serves me, Soooozie did not long ago, and I'm certain Amanda did, as well. I have not done this in about five years, now that I think of it, which probably does not help you too much .. . . . . ...

oh! shampoo their carpets! They both canNOT shampoo their carpets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Have sex?

oh....no..........that's me:ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol: x 10 oh no wait.....that's me.......

happygirl Collaborator

The eyes scare me.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
What did Susie do not too long ago, and Amanda, and you 5 yrs ago??????? Object to musicals?!?!?!?!?!

hmmm---I give up!

elye Community Regular
Have sex?

oh....no..........that's me:ph34r:

:lol: x 10 oh no wait.....that's me.......

:lol::lol: OMG. . . . ......

I got it!!!........they can't throw up?

******DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!*****

JOOOOOOLES wins!!!

Neither horses nor rabbits can VOMIT.

Now, isn't that interesting?

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
******DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!*****

JOOOOOOLES wins!!!

Neither horses nor rabbits can VOMIT.

Now, isn't that interesting?

:lol:

It certainly is but WHY???? :unsure:

The Hats of Meat, Lazy Hag's Salad and more :lol::lol: (band names or book titles??)

Laura's SKIRD!! :lol:


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



Mtndog Collaborator

Hello Psillies!!!!!!!!

Gianknit- Beware The Eye of Smack :ph34r: Emily- yer av :lol: x10

Peeter's deck is much larger, and, undoubtedly much firmer, as I erected mine with my own hands and I'm sure Pter had Jakee's help :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And mine is fake. I suspect Peater has real wood.

Omgawd........ba ha ha ha ha!

Nik- Sorry aboput yer bolier AND Al's phinger :(

I've got gas!!

SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!! :P

How exciting Amanda!!! Soon you'll be shopping for exciting stuff like garden hoses, garbage cans and weather stripping!!! :P

But it'll seem So phun!!!!!!!!!

If you try to cheat through google you find Open Original Shared Link

Whoa.......weird.

Hats of Meat!!!!!! :lol: check out the photo gallery - -

Open Original Shared Link

Barf- :greengagemoticonwithpotentialtobarfaddedin:

I think all mammals do, n'est-ce pas? A stallion sure as hell does . . . ....the scariest thing I've ever seen is suddenly.......there.. ....... . . holy crap ...... . :o

:lol:

I saw this when I was 12 or so.....holy sh%#t!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scary stuff.

Am loving all the bodice ripping on the Tudors but yeah- did they use f%$@ biach that much in 1532? Hmm....methinks not. Shakespeare hadn't come along yet so we didn't have festering codpiece buffoons but........hmmm......

nikki-uk Enthusiast
we didn't have festering codpiece buffoons.

Unfortunate :lol:

elye Community Regular
The Hats of Meat, Lazy Hag's Salad and more :lol: (band names or book titles??)

:lol::lol:

This makes me think of a fantastic Canadian band from the 80's with a TERRIFIC name:

Men Without Hats. :lol:B)

Open Original Shared Link

Jestgar Rising Star

Safety Dance!!

"And you can act real rude and totally removed

And I can act like an imbecile"

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Lazy Hag's Salad :lol:

Festering Codpiece Buffoon :lol:

SAFETY DANCE!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

*snarckle* :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

This makes me think of a fantastic Canadian band from the 80's with a TERRIFIC name:

Men Without Hats. :lol:B)

Open Original Shared Link

I LOVED THAT SONG!!!!!!!! (t'was a hit in the UK)

The Lyrics :lol:

....do you suppose they had festering codpieces??? :unsure: ........ looked like the right era :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

I didn't see the meat hats, well because I thought it would make me vomit (something horses and rabbits can't do apperently :lol: )

I won!!!! I've never won anything before, ever! Do I get a prize?!?! :lol:

Am loving all the bodice ripping on the Tudors but yeah- did they use f%$@ biach that much in 1532? Hmm....methinks not. Shakespeare hadn't come along yet so we didn't have festering codpiece buffoons but........hmmm......

:lol::lol:

I LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!!! Want to go out and get season 1 for sure. I was spoiled and got to watch all of season 2 free on Showtime On Demand.

Am in a British Royal state of mind here, watched The Other Boleyn Girl last night :lol:

:lol::lol:

This makes me think of a fantastic Canadian band from the 80's with a TERRIFIC name:

Men Without Hats. :lol:B)

Open Original Shared Link

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVED this song, still do actually

Twas a huge hit here also :D

elye Community Regular
....do you suppose they had festering codpieces??? :unsure: ........ looked like the right era :lol:

YES!! looks rather Medieval....must watch it again, see if I can spy under the band members' trousers.. . . . ..

elye Community Regular
:lol: Quite a video, isn't it? Crowds of li'l fops and jesters cavorting about .. . . . I can see us all prancing around that May pole. . . . . .. ....
Jestgar Rising Star
Open Original Shared Link
CarlaB Enthusiast
if only it was that easy. I am actually cleaning out clothes and shoes which I have not worn in a year or more....if I didn't wear them in that long chances are I'll never wear them. I am donating them to my coworker who loves getting new clothes. We do this in my office all the time, swap clothes to each other when the time comes. The remaining will go to salvation army.

Save stuff you absolutely love .... it will come in style again. No, I'm not a packrat, I do the same you are, but I save an article here and there .... someday it's "vintage" .... my kids would kill for some of my vintage stuff .... oh yeah, they just take it, LOL (earrings and such).

elye Community Regular
Open Original Shared Link

WOW. I LOVE those.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Open Original Shared Link

:blink:

:lol:

soooooooo scary but fascinating!

**************

SILLIES OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

My mom has just called practically in tears after leaving the pet store.....has found a darling black-and-white kitten, a four-month male that she says is the MOST beautiful, precious, darling thing.....broke her heart to drive away......he was adopted at three months by a woman who just had to move to Georgia........so my mom is DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH THIS CAT and wants me to go get him

:huh::unsure::huh:

I feel like crying as I know I want him already......

could name him Jett, what I've always wanted to name a cat (but now reminding me of Jett Travolta :( )

Jett is a family name on my dad's site.....the Jetts of the south, to be exact......(great-grandmother was Sarah California Jett :blink::lol: - true fact)

:(

sillies - - have to be at work at noon........going to the cabin next week for four days......

what do I do............help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:mellow:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
what do I do............help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You're asking ME?!?!?! :rolleyes:

GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I am SHOUTING! :lol: )

<you will love him! :wub: >

edit: Your Mum can have him during cabin time :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Open Original Shared Link

Skird !! :unsure:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
You're asking ME?!?!?! :rolleyes:

GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I am SHOUTING! :lol: )

<you will love him! :wub: >

edit: Your Mum can have him during cabin time :)

why did I even BOTHER to ask???????? Knew darn well what the answer would be :lol:

but......the bills.......the extra expense..... :( I just can't do it until ACTUAL funding comes through on my job.

and bad news on that yesterday....Barack really doesn't like Senator Feinstein, is the only gist I got out of it :unsure: So we'd have to get out monies darn quick.... :huh:

BLACH!!!!! :angry:

still very very manchester, I am feeling the manchester deep into my SOUL the past few days......... :mellow:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

sillies,

I want to put the Safety Dance video on my Phacebook, how do I do that? love it SOOOOO much :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

I was totally BEV'D!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . they don't celebrate any barfdays. But what about Lisa's hubby??? Lisa, does yer main squeeze celebrate barfdays??

Must have been too subtle for ya . . . maybe if I said it like this:

they don't celebrate any BARFdays!!!!

******DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!*****

JOOOOOOLES wins!!!

Neither horses nor rabbits can VOMIT.

I object!!!! . . . See above!!!

if only it was that easy. I am actually cleaning out clothes and shoes which I have not worn in a year or more....if I didn't wear them in that long chances are I'll never wear them. I am donating them to my coworker who loves getting new clothes. We do this in my office all the time, swap clothes to each other when the time comes. The remaining will go to salvation army.

Amanda . . . do you ever get anything from your coworker that you gave her a couple of years earlier???

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Join eNewsletter
    Donate

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):





    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):




  • Recent Activity

    1. - asaT replied to Scott Adams's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      48

      Supplements for those Diagnosed with Celiac Disease

    2. - asaT replied to Scott Adams's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      48

      Supplements for those Diagnosed with Celiac Disease

    3. - nanny marley replied to hjayne19's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      20

      Insomnia help

    4. - nanny marley replied to wellthatsfun's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      4

      nothing has changed

    5. - trents replied to Scott Adams's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      48

      Supplements for those Diagnosed with Celiac Disease

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):
  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      133,342
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    Muhammad
    Newest Member
    Muhammad
    Joined
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):
  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.6k
    • Total Posts
      1m
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):
  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • asaT
      plant sources of calcium, such as spinach, have calcium bound to oxalates, which is not good. best source of calcium is unfortunately dairy, do you tolerate dairy? fermented dairy like kefir is good and or a little hard cheese. i do eat dairy, i can only take so much dietary restriction and gluten is hard enough! but i guess some people do have bad reactions to it, so different for everyone.  
    • asaT
      i take b12, folate, b2, b6, glycine, Nac, zinc, vk2 mk4, magnesium, coq10, pqq, tmg, creatine, omega 3, molybdnem (sp) and just started vit d. quite a list i know.  I have high homocysteine (last checked it was 19, but is always high and i finally decided to do something about it) and very low vitamin d, 10. have been opposed to this supp in the past, but going to try it at 5k units a day. having a pth test on friday, which is suspect will be high. my homocysteine has come down to around 9 with 3 weeks of these supplements and expect it to go down further. i also started on estrogen/progesterone. I have osteoporosis too, so that is why the hormones.  anyway, i think all celiacs should have homocysteine checked and treated if needed (easy enough with b vit, tmg). homocysteine very bad thing to be high for a whole host of reasons. all the bad ones, heart attack , stroke, alzi, cancer..... one of the most annoying things about celiacs (and there are so many!) is the weight gain. i guess i stayed thin all those years being undiagnosed because i was under absorbing everything including calories. going gluten-free and the weight gain has been terrible, 30#, but i'm sure a lot more went into that (hip replacement - and years of hip pain leading to inactivity when i was previously very active, probably all related to celiacs, menopause) yada yada. i seemed to lose appetite control, like there was low glp, or leptin or whatever all those hormones are that tell you that you are full and to stop eating. my appetite is immense and i'm never full. i guess decades or more ( i think i have had celiacs since at least my teens - was hospitalized for abdominal pain and diarrhea for which spastic colon was eventually diagnosed and had many episodes of diarrhea/abdominal pain through my 20's. but that symptom seemed to go away and i related it to dairy much more so than gluten. Also my growth was stunted, i'm the only shorty in my family. anyway, decades of malabsorption and maldigestion led to constant hunger, at least thats my theory. then when i started absorbing normally, wham!! FAT!!!    
    • nanny marley
      Great advise there I agree with the aniexty part, and the aura migraine has I suffer both, I've also read some great books that have helped I'm going too look the one you mentioned up too thankyou for that, I find a camomile tea just a small one and a gentle wind down before bed has helped me too, I suffer from restless leg syndrome and nerve pain hence I don't always sleep well at the best of times , racing mind catches up I have decorated my whole house in one night in my mind before 🤣 diet changes mindset really help , although I have to say it never just disappears, I find once I came to terms with who I am I managed a lot better  , a misconception is for many to change , that means to heal but that's not always the case , understanding and finding your coping mechanisms are vital tools , it's more productive to find that because there is no failure then no pressure to become something else , it's ok to be sad it's ok to not sleep , it's ok to worry , just try to see it has a journey not a task 🤗
    • nanny marley
      I agree there I've tryed this myself to prove I can't eat gluten or lactose and it sets me back for about a month till I have to go back to being very strict to settle again 
    • trents
      You may also need to supplement with B12 as this vitamin is also involved in iron assimilation and is often deficient in long-term undiagnosed celiac disease.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.