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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Are you freshly squeezed? . . . :P

Maybe Eric can arrange this. :ph34r:

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Mtndog
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Nik!! You have a new kitteh in yer house?? Boris brought home a buddy, did he? That is amazing. . . . . .I do wish my cats would do this. They only bring home li'l dead chickadees. :(

Boris has a wee tabby friend and you had him over fer tea :wub: :wub: :wub: Angus would have loved that!!!!!!!!

Are you freshly squeezed? . . . :P

:lol:

Maybe Eric can arrange this. :ph34r:

Double :lol:

I bought Angus a new toy- a squeaky beaver and have been cracking meself up all day with beaver jokes :ph34r::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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HELLOOOOO PSILLIES!

I am sooo psyched! I got me dancing fix today! They had a par-tay at the elementary school......complete with a DJ. Lots of hip hop music....and the kids taught me a bunch of new moves. Kids now looking like this....

:huh::o:o:D:o:D:huh::o

I was on cloud nine!......But oh lordy did I feel all of my almost 50 years after that!.........Came home and promptly took a nap!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Leeeeesa, I am certain that I would have LOVED to have had a teacher like you......!

:DB)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Leeeeesa, I am certain that I would have LOVED to have had a teacher like you......!

:D

In the beginning, I was trying to get this one girl to dance, but she wouldn't. Eventually, I think she realized if Mrs. H wasn't worried about being seen dancing, why should she?. Either that or she decided I needed help :lol: She and her friend became my dance instructors ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Phacebookers!!!

I have the new 'psilly anthem' on me profile ...*giggle*

Jealous! I must go try and do this now.......

Maybe Eric can arrange this. :ph34r:

cheeky!!!!! :lol:

I bought Angus a new toy- a squeaky beaver and have been cracking meself up all day with beaver jokes

you silly squeaky beaver!!!!!! :lol:

SIllies - - I just saw Slumdog Millionaire

:o:(:wub:

by far one of the best movies I've ever seen but........NOT for the phaint of heart. :( A friend warned me how "stressful" the movie is - she walked out twice - I had no idea the level of physical torture the main characters go through. A warning on that. The elderly couple next to me walked out 30 minutes into the movie.......

despite all of that, I HIGHLY recommend it.......but am now in recovery from it :blink::lol:

could arguably win best picture.......

now onto my completely mundane life, searching ebay for religious icons for the shrine :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:D

In the beginning, I was trying to get this one girl to dance, but she wouldn't. Eventually, I think she realized if Mrs. H wasn't worried about being seen dancing, why should she?. Either that or she decided I needed help :lol: She and her friend became my dance instructors ;)

:lol: :lol:

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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forgot to comment on Lisa's dancing, I just love it!!!!!!!! Leesuh, were you leaping and frolicking like that crazy crimped blonde wench with the troll on SAfety Dance? :P

Just added it to my facebook, thank you ;) Am pleased

Am eating potato chips :ph34r: Brought them home to make this delicious chip-encrusted baked chicken dish......hope to God there's enough leftover :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Last year I sold my car for a pretty reasonable price. It needed a few repairs, new tires, new brakes, that sort of thing so I took those costs out of the price. A woman on the island bought it for her daughter.

I just heard that her daughter totaled the car (no one hurt), and the insurance paid her TWICE what she paid for it. :o:lol:

Sometimes you just get lucky I guess.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I just heard that her daughter totaled the car (no one hurt), and the insurance paid her TWICE what she paid for it. :o:lol:

Sometimes you just get lucky I guess.

:o wow, I guess so. always wish someone would steal the stinky jeep, but no one does. :lol:

DEAR GAWD! Just looked at me post count........... :unsure: must hold tight and mind the electrical gadgets (and remote controls?)

:huh:

BTW so far I've snacked on potato chips and......nothing's been done toward making the chicken.

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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BTW so far I've snacked on potato chips and......nothing's been done toward making the chicken.

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Hey.. .. ... ..... .. .chips fer supper. This works ........ . .. . !

:rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Hey.. .. ... ..... .. .chips fer supper. This works ........ . .. . !

:rolleyes:

....with an M&M dessert chaser. :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
forgot to comment on Lisa's dancing, I just love it!!!!!!!! Leesuh, were you leaping and frolicking like that crazy crimped blonde wench with the troll on SAfety Dance? :P

:lol:

I didn't think so, but perhaps the kids saw it differently :lol: I think she had a different interpretation of hip hopping :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hey.. .. ... ..... .. .chips fer supper.

....with an M&M dessert chaser.

Yum, and no dishes to do :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Hey.. .. ... ..... .. .chips fer supper. This works ........ . .. . !

:rolleyes:

Happens here all the time. One of the benefits of being a grownup.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Wednesdays dinner was tortilla chips and a few pecans.........works for me!........This is not my typical dinner fare, but some days ya just gotta take a mini vacation from cooking!

Soozle.....lurve yer av! :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Soozle.....lurve yer av! :wub:

Me too!!! Looks like they're going door-to-door and trick-or-treating for dog biscuits or sumptin.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Yum, and no dishes to do

Happens here all the time. One of the benefits of being a grownup.

Wednesdays dinner was tortilla chips and a few pecans.........works for me!........This is not my typical dinner fare, but some days ya just gotta take a mini vacation from cooking!

:lol: x 10

Yes, grownup junk food dinners. Oh, the pleasure. Alas, I did heat up some brown rice w/ a Trader Joe's chili verde dinner, so all was not lost. ;)

Me too!!! Looks like they're going door-to-door and trick-or-treating for dog biscuits or sumptin.

:lol: what it REALLY is is......dogs waiting to get in and trample muddy paws on shampooed carpets....... <_<

Am pondering the Safety Dance.......I suppose I must read all lyrics to have the answer to this question but, why, just why, is it safe?????????? :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

Hi sillies, just reading along :wub:

Tonight i watched Over her Dead Body with Eva Longoria and Paul rudd (love him). It was pretty cute, Paul was as funny as ever :lol:

hope all has a goof evening and weekend

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Yes, grownup junk food dinners. Oh, the pleasure. Alas, I did heat up some brown rice w/ a Trader Joe's chili verde dinner, so all was not lost. ;)

Thought this said 'brownie'. I was gonna cheer you on.

hope all has a goof evening and weekend

:lol: :lol: :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Hi all! All of this talk of Kittehs brings back some great memories and fills me with longing <:siiiiighface:> We have a neighbor who has "several" cats...don't know how many. I think they spend all of their time roaming the neighborhood. One of them has adopted us and the girl next door. I THINK she belongs to the cat lady.....but is always over here. I know she's getting fed somewhere. She's old enough to have arthritis, has been declawed (I'd like to strangle anyone who would declaw a cat and then let her roam outside! :angry: ), and she has ear mites pretty bad. I don't feel I could do anything about the mites, tho I'd like to. I've discovered early in our acquaintance that I can't pet her.....if you touch a sore spot (she seems to have many) she bites. Well, why not? She has no claws to defend herself! Anyway.....I feel so bad for her.

Luv the new avs.....Tiger Pig really is a tiger :o:lol: and pets, and crash gear and The Eyes are watching you! Hope y'all have a terrifically psilly, dancy day!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Good morning, pholks!

I think I'll stay indoors this fine morning, as it is a bit chilly outside (-14C).

We're taking the weekend off work. :)

Hmm, that means catching up on household chores. :(

:mellow:

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psawyer
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A full moon in Sillyville! Where's Karen?

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