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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Sooooooozie!! Oh, Crap, crap, crap! A bad time at the cabin? Here we were, stuck at our homes, jealous of you .. ... . I am sorry to hear this. :(:(

Some horrendous links of Captain Kirk signing (and I use that term loosely)

OMG..... I missed these links. .. . . ...Leeeeesa must have put them up . .. . . . . was he making the sign for "penis"??

:rolleyes::lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Sooooooozie!! Oh, Crap, crap, crap! A bad time at the cabin? Here we were, stuck at our homes, jealous of you .. ... . I am sorry to hear this. :(:(

OMG..... I missed these links. .. . . ...Leeeeesa must have put them up . .. . . . . was he making the sign for "penis"??

:rolleyes::lol:

GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Oh . . . and we did see Peter's nuts . . . somebody should go dig out that link.

jerseyangel Proficient

So sorry you had a lousy time this weekend, Souczie :( Is this why you came back early?

You do sound sad.....

On a completely unrelated note--my screen suddenly switched to "outline" :o --had to think for a minute then changed it back to "standard". All I could see was Richard's phirst post, Em's last post and a list of everyone who's posted here. :blink:

Why would one need such a thing? :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
. . . and talk about needing a spell grammar checker . . . :lol::lol:

I wasn't really sure what this meant but......didn't have the energy to comment :lol:

Sooooooozie!! Oh, Crap, crap, crap! A bad time at the cabin? Here we were, stuck at our homes, jealous of you .. ... . I am sorry to hear this. :(:(

I would have had MUCH more fun, and been less isolated, had I stayed at home and played with you guys and etc.....no cell phone, email, TV, no visitors (several were invited but none could come).....and, while I saw my rich aunt and my dear friend and her family, this left me completely alone with my dingo thoughts,which were VERY dark. :( a shame, because I went down the coast on Friday and hung out at a few spots, chatted wtih some nice locals, and it was truly unbelievably beautiful.

we have had the cabin in our family for 60 years, and I am the ONLY female who has ever stayed there alone. Have done so repeatedly, and usually love it, and usually have visitors coming or going......this time was pure isolation, and at a time when I was not in a good place. BTW the cabin is THE spookiest place ever and - when people that know it hear I'm going alone, they are freaked out. :lol: Hell, I have never locked the door there. Also, as far as I know, my two older brothers were the only other people who have stayed there alone.

It would have made all the difference and meant the world had I had my sillies there with me.

:weaksmile:

To quote a line from "Into the Wild" by Alexander Supertramp - -

"Happiness is real only when shared."

:(

I presently hate my life and...........am going to sign off :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
On a completely unrelated note--my screen suddenly switched to "outline" :o --had to think for a minute then changed it back to "standard". All I could see was Richard's phirst post, Em's last post and a list of everyone who's posted here. :blink:

Why would one need such a thing? :huh:

Yes, Oracle POeter - - please tell us. . . . ....

DingoGirl Enthusiast

and p.s.

my last post was one of those "fireworks in words" things that our dear Jess mentioned and.......

I don't care, I'm leavin' it

:bah:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Peter showing off his . . . wares:

NObody's pizzles are better than PeOter's

Quite so. Click here.

:lol::lol:

That Peter!!!! Always so eager to show off his pizzle!!!!

His Pizzle, his Deck, his ballcock, his peanuts....wait a minute, we have not seen his peanuts, have we?


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elye Community Regular
Peter showing off his . . . wares:

:lol::lol: Dear gawd. . . . . . .!

Soooozie is sad. :(

And not Psad.......... . . she's really sad.

We're all just too bloody far away from each other....... . . .. :(:angry:

jerseyangel Proficient
and p.s.

my last post was one of those "fireworks in words" things that our dear Jess mentioned and.......

I don't care, I'm leavin' it

:bah:

Don't sign off Sooz--stay wif us! You don't have to be phunny--just hang out :)

jerseyangel Proficient
Peter showing off his . . . wares:

Ya know.....maybe Skaught would be interested in creating a separate phorum dedicated to PeOter's equipment :lol:

I mean, there's more than enough material :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
We're all just too bloody far away from each other....... . . .. :(:angry:

Yeah, the one big drawback of the whole thing :(

psawyer Proficient

OMG! Here we are on page 1810--another ten pages in less than twenty hours since Lisa's ascension.

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG! Here we are on page 1810--another ten pages in less than twenty hours since Lisa's ascension.

We must still be on a roll from last night!

tom Contributor
To quote a line from "Into the Wild" by Alexander Supertramp - -

"Happiness is real only when shared."

"Hey Rocky! . . .. .Watch me pull a Janet out of a hat!"

To quote a line from "Into the Wild" by Alexander Supertramp - -

"Bloody Well Right"

Had no idea you were heading to the cabin solo. (Or so low?)

Sorry it wasn't a good time.

elye Community Regular
Ya know.....maybe Skaught would be interested in creating a separate phorum dedicated to PeOter's equipment :lol:

Yes! With visuals provided, an' everything! :lol:

Patti, you should be the one to approach Skaought on this. .. . . .. ...you know, he'll listen to someone with 20 million posts....at a certain level, one commands immediate respect before even opening one's mouth. .. . . .. . ....

:rolleyes:

OMG! Here we are on page 1810--another ten pages in less than twenty hours since Lisa's ascension.

Heeeeelarrus. . . . . . . . ....like a giant locomotive, careening forward at breakneck speed, so has our weekend posting been. .. . .and slowing down is gonna take a while ...

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Hi ....'tis only me. Suesszy....wish I knew how to send a hug and a smile thru the air to you! When you're down.....remember to look up. Then reach for the nearest bright sunny thing within your reach in the "up".....(.which may very well be the 100 pages that you're avoiding surfing thru :) )

There are lots of people here who genuinely care about you...and I have no doubt there are many all around you who care, too. Sucks to be down, sucks to expect a grand time only to have it fall short. Hope tomorrow is a much brighter day for you ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Nicely said Theresa :)

By the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay . . . the phlurry of posting this weekend has sent you into the 500 club . . . do you know of this club??? . . . you are now able to captionatize your avatar.

flourgirl Apprentice

Kool Beanpaste!!! So, how do I do that?

Green12 Enthusiast

Souzie is sad :(:(:(

DingoGirl Enthusiast
There are lots of people here who genuinely care about you...and I have no doubt there are many all around you who care, too. Sucks to be down, sucks to expect a grand time only to have it fall short. Hope tomorrow is a much brighter day for you ;)

<hard to type wif kitteh on keyboard/lap/face/neck/hands - my last cat was 15 years ago, before keyboards :lol: >

*SNIFF* made me blubber...I am still mercurial in moods.....lost nearly all me life to gluten.....hits me SMACK hard sometimes.....how much "normalcy" I lost.....I know that Tom, of any of us, can relate quite well to this. :(

My second reign: Queen Soozle the Dark of Two Days

(think: Anne of a Thousand Days)

if someone would chop off me 'ead, I'd feel better - just that eight seconds to get through

:maudlinsmile:

By the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay . . . the phlurry of posting this weekend has sent you into the 500 club . . . do you know of this club??? . . . you are now able to captionatize your avatar.

meant to comment on this earlier! She CAN write sumfin now :)

***********

Just planted some tulips - way too late - bought them just after christmas, down to 88 cents, as they were past their prime......'tis 65 degrees here today........they may or may not work

BAH!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: I hate everything

but - I love me Sills :wub:

how in HELL do you expect me to read 100 pages, and, BTW, the 100 pages of my bittersweetly short reign? :unsure:

see, now there are new references about which I know nothing, so I am out of it :(

Has this ever happened?

oh - wait - maybe last summer - -

got nothing else - -

am going to bed

yes - it's just after 4

:mellow:

:Ihateeverythingbutamtryingtobegrateful:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
"Hey Rocky! . . .. .Watch me pull a Janet out of a hat!"

Had no idea you were heading to the cabin solo. (Or so low?)

Sorry it wasn't a good time.

:lol: THAT did give me a chortle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as well as Em's dawg sweaters and the indignity of it all - my gawd they are cute :lol:

Kool Beanpaste!!! So, how do I do that?

she said beanpaste!!!!!!!!!!

Souzie is sad :(:(:(

so, so, so sad...................can't stop crying................Weezee has seen me cry exactly TWO times in the orchard in the four years of romping there - and I mean, fall to my knees, Scarlet in Gone with the Wind crying while she pulled some root vegetable out of the ground - today was the second.

:(

going to bed to snuggle wif animals - safer there -

tom Contributor
how in HELL do you expect me to read 100 pages

It'll go quickly. I read 'em in 2 days, so you should be able to also.

Some posts just say "cheese", but don't be fooled into thinking the papparazzi are about. :blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

part one

OK.

That's very interesting. ;)

Ditto

Yeah, what Janet said... . .

I mean, what Janet asked. .. . ...

....Like, ditto.......again. . . . .....

Em said "dictus" :lol:

Hmmmm an M.I.A. (Monarchy In Absinthia Absentia)

Right! Ditto2 on the Jooooles thoughts!

So, Ditto3.....?

:lol: I don't even know what to say. I'm up to page 18 of KNOCK SOOZLE OUT OF HER REIGN

DingoGirl Enthusiast

I think we're only allowed 10 quotes per page :angry:

just busted again fer too many quotes :HARRUMPH:

as I had MUCH to quote, you USURPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You wicked minions with operation One-zie Two-zie, out goes Soozie (or however it went) :lol:

Over in the Tickle Me Elbow Thread, we have a new Monarch; many of you know her as Dingogirl. She has been queen once before, and well, crazy pholk that we are, we want to whip through the next 99 pages so that when she gets back from the cabin, her reign will be over!! :lol: :lol:Won't that be hysterical?!

We're asking all members to visit our thread and post something. A joke, instructions on your hovering technique over public toilets, musings on your thumb size, how you sneeze, whether or not you would retrieve your cellphone from a porta-potty. . . . .anything, really. . . . . ...

I think there would be quite a lot of movement.

*snort* just loved this

Well, darn it all..... . . . .

Would I really be classified as a spammer? Li'l ME?? This is probably the funniest thing of all. . . . . ....

Okay, so it will have to remain a strictly internal project.

Operation One-zie, Two-zie, Out Goes Soooozie.

so HARSH, this mission!!!!!!!!!!!

Julie!! We need your help!!! Susie made a run for the reign . . . grabbed the queenship and then promptly left on vacation. We trying to get through her reign before she gets back!!! Quick, we need about 150 posts from you, stat!!!

did you all REALLY think I was that evil :lol:

Peter has the croutons to mention Susie's p%$#@#.

:o

Yep, I've angled the bottom part around the weenal area.....

Em said WEENAL :lol:

Best psilly phrase........Inner Sphincter Sanctum of the Secret Phorum..........say that 3 times fast!

'tis quite good

I'm enjoyin Leesah's reviews doled out one post at a time. You never know when you'll phind a little nugget of classic Sillie

a Little Nugget of Classic Psillie!!!!!!!!!! love this

Weezie was beat up by a wee kitteh

she WOZ!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Nikki lookin at thumbs and peanuts of boiler men

as always :lol:

Soozle becomes Queen and promptly leaves her royal subjects

but I could nae help it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
See what happens when the Kween leaves her royal objects subjects to their own devices?

<_< I shall NEVAH campaign so hard for royal duty again before a miserable short vacation

Psilly Asylum....just abuzz wif phragments of conversation

:wacko:

.....in a sort of semi-organized wackl pandemonium.....

*snort* :lol:

You guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am never going to be able to catch up now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So....from what I am gathering, Soozelle jumped in and stole the Queenship away and then took off for the cabin?!? That stinker!!!

AND, our goal is to now post like crazy and use up all of her 100 pages of reign whilst she is gone?!?!

HEE HEE!

this is all so MEAN and SUBTERFUGIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Joooooles has been successfully briefed on Operation One-zie, Two-zie, Out Goes Sooooozie!! Full steam ahead, all Psillies!!

oh, the harshness of it all

Does anyone feel like we are going to get in trouble for this?

YES, but only by your UNJUSTLY USURPED QUEEN :harrumph:

Yes..... . . . . . . . . . me wondereth the same thing. . . . . ....

Are we doing a bad thing?

I'm sure the Oracle would have come to warn us by now. . . . . ...

Right?. . . .. . . . .. .

:lol: oh yes, the man who shows his equipment phreely and uses naughty words will report you all

Ooohh, a afrade to step away for phear that it'll take me too long to catch up. :(

Hey wait up guys.....wait for meeeeee!

well howdoya think I FEEL!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????? :o

too tired to read/quote any more - - -

am medicating self now :lol:

and CRAP, I'm only on page 20 er sumphin

:goodgrief:

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