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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Gawd <droolphace>--did ya'll see the "Heavenly Hash" snack thread? That looks so good! I'm trying it as soon as I replenish me Enjoy Life Chips.

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Where IS everybody????? :huh:

I'm talking to meselph here! :lol:

Must get life...... :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Forgive me ignorance M....do you mean Dermatitis Herpetiformis?? <sp?>

I thought that was blisters??? :unsure: ....no blisters on Tel

Nik, my DH doesn't always form into blisters. I get it rarely now, but when I do it's raised red splotches that hurt (not much itching). Sometines a sore that appears alone will blister after a day or two, but not always. They look like the picture of the breakout on the person's back about halfway down this article (though thankfully, never this bad):

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I remember someone saying in a DH thread that the condition can vary somewhat and present a little differently from celiac to celiac.

Food fer thought!

Actually, it would be good if Tel's rash WAS DH........then you'd know what it was! :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Amanda--do you mean a veggie garden or flowers?

In general, you should wait until after the last frost for flowers, shrubs and things like that. I'm not too familiar with veggie gardens. I used to have one years ago....there are a couple things I think you can plant early, but I used to have tomatoes, peppers, zucchini, and lettuce--and those I planted in probably mid-late May.

You can get the ground ready earlier, though--if you need to till. That way you'll be all set to go when it gets warm enough.

I'm sure other green-thumbed sillies will be of more help :D

I have tried 5 times to reply and everytime someone comes to my desk and interrupts me..... can't they see I am busy!!!

I am planting tomatoes, sugar snap peas, cucumbers, maybe lettuce but in the front of the house I am planting flowers (not sure what) and by the fence and back porch some sunflowers. I am excited!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I have tried 5 times to reply and everytime someone comes to my desk and interrupts me..... can't they see I am busy!!!

Now that's just rude! Don't they realize how important this is?????? :lol:

The plans fer yer yard sound great--I know it's going to look beautiphul :D We will, of course, require pictures ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Now that's just rude! Don't they realize how important this is?????? :lol:

The plans fer yer yard sound great--I know it's going to look beautiphul :D We will, of course, require pictures ;)

My av is simply in need of a updating.

My plans are coming together for the FL trip for my mom. We are heading there for mothers day weekend. I am glad I held off on plane tickets. Now Southwest has one way tickets for $55. Originally it was 69 which was still cheap. I can't way. We are going to take her for a ride to the Keys. :):)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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My plans are coming together for the FL trip for my mom. We are heading there for mothers day weekend. I am glad I held off on plane tickets. Now Southwest has one way tickets for $55. Originally it was 69 which was still cheap. I can't way. We are going to take her for a ride to the Keys. :):)

How exciting! Yes, there are some very good deals on plane tickets especially if you can get them well ahead of time.

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Holy crap........the crickets are a' chirpin'..........

Where IS everybody?

Gad, I actually went and participated in another thread... .. . . . . . .

What in hell's going on?

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Gad, I actually went and participated in another thread... .. . . . . . .

I can't even come up with a smart@ss statement about this. It's just incomprehensible...

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Where IS everybody?

:unsure:

<chirp>

<chirp>

.........so there's this 4th grade boy who always notices when I wear my boots..........seems to be obsessed with my boots.

Yesterday he informed me that I hadn't worn my boots in 3 days :rolleyes:

He often calls me Goldilocks...I am not blonde....but I think it's mainly because another assistant pulling cafeteria duty with me has the last name of Bear....so she's Mama Bear

..today he called me Curly! :huh:

pretty lame, but that's all I got.........

my life is boring :(

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Lyle brought me another rat this morning....except this one wasn't quite dead...

D'ya think he's trying to teach me to hunt on my own? :huh:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I'm here. That is, I'm back...

I once was lost but now am found. :blink:

We have been having trouble for a while with our internet connection at home. After multiple calls to 1-800-Call-India, I got to talk to somebody on the same continent that I am on yesterday, and it was determined that perhaps we really did have a problem. A technician was scheduled to come out and look at the circuit from our end.

Good news, part one. The appointment was for between 5 and 9 pm. He called at 6:15 to confirm, and arrived about ten minutes later.

He was on site for about two hours, doing all sorts of different tests. We are a good distance from the telephone company central office, near the limits of DSL technology. The wiring in our neighboUrhood is over thirty years old (as is the wiring in the house). Problems happen.

Good news, part two. Once it was established that the problem was theirs, the tech added some balancing equipment to our end of the circuit, and some changes were made to their end.

I'm back. :) :)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Lyle brought me another rat this morning....except this one wasn't quite dead...

D'ya think he's trying to teach me to hunt on my own? :huh:

No, he just wants more Tapioca a la Merlot pudding.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Lyle brought me another rat this morning....except this one wasn't quite dead...

D'ya think he's trying to teach me to hunt on my own? :huh:

:lol::lol::lol:

.....probably wondering why you would throw away a perfectly good dead rat! :P

Hi PeOter!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
:lol::lol::lol:

.....probably wondering why you would throw away a perfectly good dead rat! :P

Seriously. It's not like you can find them under every bush.

tom Contributor
tom
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Could it have been a wicked DH episode?

That 1st season sure had a lot of those .. . ..but usually ppl abbrev it as DHW

:P

(Glad Tel's bettah :) )

No, he just wants more Tapioca a la Merlot pudding.

Hehehe

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Hey all y'all......it's mornin again....ain't that a wonder!

Nice to see you Ptawwmm and Pieter.....so nice when problems can be found and fixed and it turns out to be someone else' responsibility!!!

Love the rat gifts.....surely a token of unbounded love! :D

Later....too much to do, and no ambition whatsoevah!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Later....too much to do, and no ambition whatsoevah!

:huh: Shouldn't that mean you'll be camping out here and just complaining about how much you have to do?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Lyle brought me another rat this morning....except this one wasn't quite dead...

D'ya think he's trying to teach me to hunt on my own? :huh:

LOL!

We have been having trouble for a while with our internet connection at home. After multiple calls to 1-800-Call-India, I got to talk to somebody on the same continent that I am on yesterday, and it was determined that perhaps we really did have a problem. A technician was scheduled to come out and look at the circuit from our end.

1-800 call india---sounds like Verizon's tech support! Hi Peter!!!! Long time!!!

Hi Ptaum- nice to see you!

Hi all sillies! Its warm this morning!!! Last night I made PB fudge-- first time ever making something like that. It actually turned out as well. I was happy!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Mornin', Gang!

Lyle brought me another rat this morning....except this one wasn't quite dead...

Gross me oot the door. .. .... :o

So, did you finish him off, Jess? This would be a truly horrid situation for me. Being presented with a dead rat is bad, but I would just need to wrap it up in newspaper (about a million pieces) and throw it into the garbage bag. Now, an alive one.....

I couldn't just do that. I would have to kill it...... :unsure: .... . ...or leave it alone to die on its own. . . .....or keep trying to entice the cat to finish the job. . ... :unsure: . . . ..

Not good. My cats seem to know that I would have great trouble with a gravely wounded creature. Anything they have brought me has always been dead. Totally. Not twitching, even . . . ...

After multiple calls to 1-800-Call-India,

:lol::lol:

Glad you're back, POeter! Was this our lovely Bell Canada cartel?

Hi all y'all :)

Hiya, Ptaoughmghmn! You sound superb! :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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So, did you finish him off, Jess? This would be a truly horrid situation for me. Being presented with a dead rat is bad, but I would just need to wrap it up in newspaper (about a million pieces) and throw it into the garbage bag. Now, a dead one.....

I couldn't just do that. I would have to kill it...... :unsure: .... . ...or leave it alone to die on its own. . . .....or keep trying to entice the cat to finish the job. . ... :unsure: . . . ..

Not good. My cats seem to know that I would have great trouble with a gravely wounded creature. Anything they have brought me has always been dead. Totally. Not twitching, even . . . ...

:ph34r: I cowered in the middle of my bed yelling EEWWWW GET HIM!

He was pretty near the end already...

If the critter looks like a fresh toy, I try to liberate it. If it looks like they've been playing together for a while, I just stay out of it. I figure the worst has already transpired for the victim, and it's kinder to let the cat bring about the end, rather than leaving the prey to die slowly out in the cold. (Yes, I have thought through this)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Was this our lovely Bell Canada cartel?

It was indeed.

No sun this morning, but very mild. Off to work shortly.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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No sun this morning, but very mild.

Same here--we could hit 70 on Sunday! B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Same here--we could hit 70 on Sunday! B)

Gosh. We have a big storm from Alaska headed toward us. :o

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Mtndog
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Hi Pieter and Ptaum - (((WAVING WILDLY!!!!!!!)))))))))))

My plans are coming together for the FL trip for my mom. We are heading there for mothers day weekend. I am glad I held off on plane tickets. Now Southwest has one way tickets for $55. Originally it was 69 which was still cheap. I can't way. We are going to take her for a ride to the Keys. :):)

Do you need a tour guide? Photographer? chef? :D :D

.........so there's this 4th grade boy who always notices when I wear my boots..........seems to be obsessed with my boots.

Yesterday he informed me that I hadn't worn my boots in 3 days :rolleyes:

He often calls me Goldilocks...I am not blonde....but I think it's mainly because another assistant pulling cafeteria duty with me has the last name of Bear....so she's Mama Bear

..today he called me Curly! :huh:

I love this- it cracks me up. I had a 7th grader say "Hey- you wore that shirt LAST Thursday too!" Thank you for tracking my fashion :lol: :lol:

Lyle brought me another rat this morning....except this one wasn't quite dead...

D'ya think he's trying to teach me to hunt on my own? :huh:

:lol: :lol: Not a pretty picture (kind of like yer knee :( )

Gross me oot the door. .. .... :o

I used to say this ALL the time <SNORT>

Have you guys seen this commercial: Open Original Shared Link

Totally cracks me up.

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